13x08 - The Real Fall

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

♪ Go, Ninjago! ♪

[Cole] "The Real Fall."

[tense music]

Nothing comes without sacrifice.

My subjects will want to know what happened to their princess.

Luckily, I have the perfect scapegoat,

or should I say dragon.

Guards!

[king] There has been a terrible accident.

The princess fell into the pit.

-How? -It was that, that… creature!

It turned on her and att*cked her.

I want it locked up!

The princess's dragon… Chompy?

You heard me! I want the beast locked up!

Now!

[screaming]

[Master Wu screaming]

Master Wu, are you okay?

What?

I said, are you okay?

[gasps] For the moment, yes!

Speed up! I can't hear you!

I'm falling as fast I can!

You have to slow down!

How?

Use your Elemental Powers!

What?

Your Elemental Powers!

Use your powers to slow down!

You really think that will work?

Yes!

Okay, here goes nothing.

[grunting]

It's not working.

[Vania] Master Wu! Cole!

Princess Vania?

I'm coming, but you have to slow down!

How?

Use your arms like this!

[grunting]

Oh, what am I doing?

It's no use! That won't work!

I've got an idea!

[grunting]

[groans]

-[Cole gasps] -[groans]

I need a bigger vine.

[grunting]

[screams, groans]

Cole, stop playing with those twigs and stay with me!

[both grunting]

Gotcha.

[Vania] Hang on, I'm almost there!

Are you sure those wings will hold all three of us?

No, but it's our only chance!

Now reach!

[all grunting]

Gotcha!

[rasping]

-[Cole screams] -[Vania] Oh, no!

Oh, I was afraid of that!

What do we do?

Firstly, allow me to say

you are handling this situation remarkably well.

Thank you,

but I'm with you and Cole

and I'm sure you've been in way worse situations.

Uh…

Uh, nope.

But I'm sure you have a plan.

Not me.

Alas, no.

-[shrieks] -[Cole grunts]

[all screaming, groaning]

Whoa.

-[Vania screams] -[Cole grunts]

[gasps]

This is not an improvement.

[both groaning]

This… this is not working!

I'm just getting more and more stuck.

We have to calm down and think.

[breathes heavily]

I read in a book

by the highly acclaimed adventurer and explorer Clutch Powers,

that the key to staying calm is to do vocal exercises like--

[screams]

[Cole] Oh, boy.

-[spider screeching] -[all screaming]

[shrieks]

-[grunting] -Hold on, Cole!

[Cole whimpers] Get me out of here.

[Vania] Cole!

Try to remain calm.

[Cole] Can't get it off!

What's happening?

I can't see anything!

That's probably for the best.

There are two giant spiders fighting over you!

[Cole] What? Get them away from me!

[Vania] Uh…

They have very large fangs and they both look very hungry.

Oh, but the good news is they just dropped you

and are now fighting each other.

[gasps]

[screeches]

Uh-oh.

-[Cole] Uh-oh? -[shrieks]

[Cole] What does "uh-oh" mean?

There's a third spider

and he looks even more hungry than the others!

[Cole] Now, what's going on?

It's going to eat you!

[Cole screams] Do something!

I am doing something.

-[Cole grunting] -[screeches]

[Vania screaming]

[both gasping]

Take that!

-[screeches] -[Cole] Ow!

[Vania] Uh… Oh, no!

[groans, sighs]

[grunting]

Okay.

-[grunts] -[clangs]

[Vania] Get away! Shoo! Shoo!

-Bad spider. Bad! -[Cole grunting]

[Cole] Help me!

[grunting]

Master Wu.

[Cole groans]

-What do we do? -I'm thinking…

[Vania] This can't be good.

I have an idea but I don't think you're going to like it.

Just do it.

Uh, if you say so.

[all screaming]

[thuds]

[sighs] We're falling again.

Well, falling is better than being eaten by spiders.

It's not the falling I'm worried about.

It's the landing.

[all groaning]

[Master Wu] Take my hand before we get separated.

[all screaming]

[both groan]

-Master Wu? -Cole!

Are you still falling?

[Master Wu] More like sliding.

Okay, just checking! We are, too.

[all screaming]

[gasps, pants]

[coughing]

This is outrageous!

-There's nothing to hold on to. -Grab on to those rocks.

[all grunting]

[grunting continues]

-[all sigh] -[coughs]

[creature growls]

[all gasping]

[all screaming]

-[gasps] -[coughs]

-[Vania] Help! -[groans]

[Vania screams]

Now what?

[Cole] It's a whirlpool!

It's like a giant toilet that's been flushed!

Except in this case, we're the--

I know, Cole!

Just swim!

[all groaning]

Cole, the stalactites!

Break them off. Use your powers!

How? I can't reach them!

You can do it! You have to try.

[Vania groaning]

[grunting]

[grunting continues]

Cole, you can do it.

You are surrounded by earth.

Connect with your element.

Your powers should be stronger than ever!

[Cole groaning]

[panting] Concentrate, Cole!

[screams]

-[water splashes] -[all groan]

[all grunting]

-[Master Wu coughing] -[Vania and Cole panting]

I… I think we're safe now.

We just need to find a way out of here,

and let's avoid going farther down.

How could we get any lower?

-[rumbling] -Uh-oh.

[all screaming]

Ah!

[grunting]

-[coughing] -[groaning]

Ah, visitors from above.

[gasps]

The good King Vangelis has cast you out, has he?

Well, fear not, weary travelers, for you are safe now.

You are in Rock-Bottom.

And there is no further to fall.

-[screeches] -[gasps, groans]

Relax, pal, that's just Adam.

He's harmless.

You are safe here.

You are among us.

The Lowly.

Huh, what?

Might as well get used to it because there ain't no way back up.

This is your new home, pal.

-[moans] -[body thuds]

[Fungus laughs]

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