01x05 - Mr. Cool; A Clean Sweep

[bunniefuu]

[ring]

Wow, wow, everyone!

My name is Wubbzy!

♪ Wubbzy lives in a tree ♪

♪ He likes to play,

play, play ♪

♪ He's got a bendy tail

and he likes it that way ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Widget is his friend ♪

♪ She likes to build ♪

♪ She hammers and she saws ♪

♪ And her toolbox is filled ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Walden is their friend ♪

♪ He's really smart ♪

♪ He knows about science ♪

♪ And books and art ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wubbzy and Widget

and Walden are friends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ And when they

are together ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow! Wow!

♪ Wow! Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow!

[Wubbzy]

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

A CLEAN SWEEP

Wow, wow, everybody.

Today is clean-up day,

and here's my

list of chores.

Wow!

Well, cleaning is boring.

But the sooner I finish,

the sooner I can play!

First things first.

Mow the lawn.

[horn honks]

The mail!

Special delivery,

Wubbzy.

For you!



Wow! Thanks!

I think I know

what this is!

Yes!

It's my brand-new

kickety-kick ball!

Welcome to

your new home!

Wow!

Oopsy!

Wow! I'd better

clean up that mess!

After I finish

playing with my new

kickety-kick ball!

[whistles]

Hey!

Come back here!

Gotcha!

Hey, Wubbzy.

Wow, wow, Walden.

Look. I got a brand-new

kickety-kick ball!

Very interesting.

But you really should

mow this lawn, Wubbzy.

That grass is

getting pretty high.

I will, as soon as

I finish playing.

Wahoo!

[chuckles]

[Wubbzy laughs]

Woo-hoo!



[crash]

Yea!

[crash]



Woo-hoo!

[laughs]



[crash]

Whee!

Yippee!

Whoo-hoo!



[crashing]

Yay!

[laughing]



[crashing]

Yippidee-yippee!

[crash]



Whoo-hoo!

Whee!

[crash]

Whew!

I need a drink

of water!

Wow!

I'd better wash

the dishes.

After I finish

playing with my...

[gasps]

Hey!

Kickety-kick ball?

Where are you?

[gasps]

Oh, no!

It's got to be

here somewhere.

It's not here.

It's not here, either.

I don't see it.

I know.

I'll call Widget.

She'll know how to find

my kickety-kick ball.

♪♪ [tribal chanting]

[cheeping]

Oh! Oh, my golly,

what happened in here?

Wubbzy?

Where are you,

little buddy?

It's not in there, either.

Well, no wonder

you can't find your

kickety-kick ball.

I could barely

find you.

I guess the house

is a little messy.

Before we go any further,

we need to do some cleaning.

But cleaning

is so boring.

Not with my

latest invention.

The Clean-O-Matic .

This little puppy'll

clean things up

in no time.

[beeping]

[vacuum humming]

[clattering]

Uh, Widget?

Not now, Wubbzy.

I am busy, busy, busy.

[clattering continues]

But Widget...

[clattering, whistling]

Mm. That wasn't

supposed to happen.

It's an even bigger

mess than before!

I'll never find my

kickety-kick ball now!

My, my, my!

It's a jungle out there!

And it's even

worse in here!

What happened?

I was so busy playing

with my brand-new

kickety-kick ball

that I forgot

to clean up.

Widget tried to help,

but it kind of

backfired.

So I see.

Well, I guess we'll

just have to clean up

the old-fashioned way.

Oh! But cleaning

is so boring!

Cleaning doesn't

have to be boring.

As a matter of fact,

it can be more fun

than a barrel of...

[cheeping]

monkeys?

Okay, our first game

is called "hamper hoops."

Let's see who can

make the most sh*ts.

Yes!

He sh**t!

And it's good!

Over the shoulder!

Ka-bingo!

Whoops.

Nope.

Uh-oh.

Sponge-skating

is a great way

to clean

a dirty floor.

Whee!

Wow!

A lawn-mower race will

clean up this jungle

in no time.

Ready, set...

go!

Wow!

Wow!

[both snoring]

Whew!

All that cleaning

has made me thirsty.

Hey!

Look what I found!

My kickety-kick ball!

Let's all play a game

of kickety-kick ball.

Whee!

Or maybe we could

play a game of

"clean up the lamp."

[chuckles]

[cheeping]

Wow, wow, everybody!

Today I'm gonna fly

my favorite kite,

so back up

and give me room!

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!



[wind gusting]

Wow!

It's really going!

Hey!

Wow! How am I gonna

reel my kite back in?

I know!

It's the only

way to fly!

[chuckles]

[ring]

Wow, wow, everyone!

My name is Wubbzy!

♪ Wubbzy lives in a tree ♪

♪ He likes to play,

play, play ♪

♪ He's got a bendy tail

and he likes it that way ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Widget is his friend ♪

♪ She likes to build ♪

♪ She hammers and she saws ♪

♪ And her toolbox is filled ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Walden is their friend ♪

♪ He's really smart ♪

♪ He knows about science ♪

♪ And books and art ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wubbzy and Widget

and Walden are friends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ And when they

are together ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow! Wow!

♪ Wow! Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow!

[Wubbzy]

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

MR.COOL

Yes, yes, yes.

Here's a nice, quiet spot

to do some reading.

Very interesting.

Hi, Huggy.

Hi, Earl.

Are you going to

the Wuzzleburg Boogie

Bash tonight?

The Wuzzleburg

Boogie Bash?

You bet! It's gonna

be so cool!

And Chef Fritz is making

his famous noodle strudel.

There'll be

lots of dancing.

My, my, my.

That sounds like fun.

Maybe I should go

to this Boogie Bash.

Only the coolest people

will be there.

Oh.

You have to be

cool to go.

Hmm.

I wonder if I'm cool.

So what

do you think?

Am I cool?

Well, you're

really smart.

Yeah, and you know

just about everything.

But I'm not cool?

But you can be cool.

I can?

Why, sure.

It's easy.

Leave it to us.

Now, the first thing

you'll need is some

cool clothes.

This hat is cool.

And these here

sunglasses

are way cool!

Look at this cool shirt!

Hey, check out

these boots!

[All]

Cool!

[Both]

Funkadelic!

Whoa, whoa. Whoaaa!

So, Walden, now that

you look cool,

you have to

talk cool too,

like this.

Yee-ee-bah!

Right.

Yee-ee-bah!

Ziggy-wig!

Ziggy-wig!

Squiggely-wah-wah!

Squiggely-wah-wah?

Is that cool?



Yes, siree.

It's totally cool.

So, Walden,

you look cool

and you talk cool.

Now you have to

move cool.

We're going to

teach you

some really cool

dance moves.

♪♪ [dance]

Yeah, this here

is called

the Slippedy Slide.

And this is

the Wubbzy Wiggle.

And this here's

the best move of all--

the Spastic Ostrich.

Oh, yeah!

All right!

I'm styin' now.

Whoa!

[crash]

Oh, this is

a big mistake.

Maybe I should stop

trying to be cool.

Well, you're

already cool.

You're Mr. Cool.

Really?



Yes, siree.

Okay, then.

I'll see you at

the Boogie Bash.

[crash]

I'm okay.

♪♪ [dance]

Yee-bah!



[needle scratches record]

Everyone's

looking at me.

I must be way cool!

Yo! Hi!

Ziggy-wig!

Let's boogie!

Let's do

the Slippedy Slide!

Watch me bust this move!

Ah. Just a little bit more

yum-yum cream

on the frosting.

Yee-bah!

Kooky!

[crash]

Squiggely-wah-wah?

Walden!

You ruined my cake!

And you ruined

our dance!

You are totally

un-cool!

[All]

Yeah!

Walden, we're sorry.

Yeah, we should've never

tried to change you.

Well, it's not

your fault, guys.

I just have to face it.

I'm not Mr. Cool.

I'm just plain old me.

[Chef Fritz]

Oh, no!

I'm trying to

make my classic

noodle strudel salad,

but I can't remember

the secret ingredient!

And it's time to do

the Wuzzleburg Stomp dance,

but nobody knows

how it goes.

We need someone

who's really smart.

Yeah.

Wow, wow, wow!

We have a friend who knows

just about everything.

[All]

Cool!

[Widget]

Hold on there, partner.

Come back inside.

Everybody needs you.

Everybody needs me?

The secret ingredient

for classic noodle

strudel salad is...

crumbled potato chips.

Ah, but of course!

♪♪ [dance]



[Walden]

Two steps left,

two steps right.

Spin around twice...

and stomp, stomp, stomp.

Boy, Walden,

you sure are smart.

You know just

about everything.

You are so cool!

I am?

I guess I am!

♪♪ [dance]

It's easy being Mr. Cool.

You just have to

be yourself.

Although I did

like that hat

and those sunglasses.

Hmm. That's strange.

[Both]

Squiggely-wah-wah!

♪ You don't have to

do a fancy dance ♪

♪ You don't have to

wear the fancy pants ♪

♪ You only have to

give yourself a chance ♪

♪ And you'll see

you are the coolest ♪

♪ You don't have to

talk a certain way ♪



Yee-bah!

♪ There's nothing special

that you have to say ♪



Ziggy-wig!

♪ Just be yourself

every day ♪

♪ And everyone will know

you're the coolest ♪

♪ Being cool

is easy and fun ♪

♪ You don't have to be

like everyone ♪

♪ Be yourself,

you'll be number one ♪

♪ And you'll feel

like the coolest ♪

♪ Say it loud,

say it proud ♪

♪ Be yourself and stand out

from the crowd ♪

♪ Don't forget

the Golden Rule ♪

♪ Be yourself

and you'll be cool ♪

♪ Just be yourself

and you'll be cool ♪

♪ No need to be something

that you're not ♪

♪ Or to get what

you haven't got ♪

♪ Don't tie yourself up

in a knot ♪

♪ Because you are

the coolest ♪

♪ There'll never be

another you ♪

♪ You're the only one,

this is true ♪

♪ You're so special

in whatever you do ♪

♪ And you are the coolest ♪

♪ You are you

and I am me ♪

♪ There's no other way

we have to be ♪

♪ Just look in the mirror

and we can see ♪

♪ That we are the coolest ♪

♪ Say it loud,

say it proud ♪

♪ Be yourself and stand out

from the crowd ♪

♪ Don't forget

the Golden Rule ♪

♪ Be yourself

and you'll be cool ♪

♪ Just be yourself

and you'll be cool ♪

♪ You'll be the coolest ♪

[crowd cheering]