15x05 - Public Enemies 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5!

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[theme music playing]

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♪ Kick back ♪

♪ Whip around and spin ♪

[Mayor Trustable] Public Enemies , , , , and

[light music playing]

A little higher. Just a tad more.

A tad. No, make it two tads.

Stop! Perfect.

Now let's all be quiet and gaze upon it.

-[phone ringing] -[meowing]

[hissing]

This better be an emergency.

Actually, sir, it is.

Some ninja just broke into Kryptarium Prison

and freed the serpentine sorceress, Aspheera!

Aspheera!

Wait a second. Which ninja?

The old Ninja or the new Ninja?

Neither! They're the new new Ninja!

What colors were they wearing?

None. Just black.

[yelps]

-Dull and unimaginative. -[meowing]

Well, whoever they are, I want them found

and arrested! Now!

[Pixal] Nya's temperature is rising.

If it passes zero, she will destabilize.

Zane's powers are wearing off!

[beeping]

[system] Danger, temperature approaching critical.

I'm... [grunts]

...doing everything I can!

Zane, thank goodness!

Where are the others?

I never thought I would say this, but...

they are showing Aspheera around the Monastery.

[suspenseful music playing]

[rattles, hisses]

Aspheera.

I always knew our paths would cross again, Wu.

Little did I dream our roles would be reversed,

and you would need me.

If it were up to me, Aspheera,

I would not have brought you here.

I warned them you could not be trusted.

[laughs] Oh, that's priceless!

You, the betrayer, warn them about me?

But our destinies are now linked,

for better or worse.

If you can help Nya,

I will not stand in the way of your freedom.

Show her to me.

[sighs]

Hmm. Fas-s-s-sscinating.

What magic is this? Who did this?

She did it herself.

She became one with the sea to save us.

And we're gonna do whatever it takes to bring her back.

How noble. One for all and all for one.

Unfortunately, I cannot help.

You can save her by removing her powers.

As you once did with Kai.

I had my staff then. Without that, I can do nothing.

The staff will be here shortly.

[Cole] Uh... not exactly.

What happened?

It wasn't there. The place was empty.

Everything's gone.

What are we gonna do now?

We can't exactly pick up a phone

and call Cyrus Borg, and say, "Oh, hi, Cyrus,

can you please tell us where you moved

Aspheera's staff, so we can steal it?"

Oh, hi, Cyrus.

Can you please tell us where you moved

Aspheera's staff, so we can steal it

and use it to save Nya's life?

Or maybe we can.

[whooshing]

[Pixal] Cyrus Borg has informed me that Aspheera's staff

is on board a guarding convoy,

that is moving dangerous artifacts to a more secure location.

He was kind enough to give us the convoy's schedule

and route through the city.

It departs downtown Ninjago in approximately eight hours.

My analysis indicates our best chance

is to ambush the convoy at this location.

Where it will be most vulnerable.

Four armored trucks?

Traveling under police protection?

I don't see how we pull that off.

With our current vehicles, you are correct, we cannot.

It will necessitate a bevy of modifications

that will require hours to complete.

Six hundred and fifty-three hours of work, to be precise.

I will have the vehicles ready shortly.

[Pixal] If you will excuse me.

I'm not much of a math-guy,

but that seems like more hours than we have.

When things don't make sense, I just ignore them.

[action music playing]

[Jay] These are awesome!

Why are they transporting the artifacts anyway?

Probably because we asked the mayor

about Aspheera's staff?

[Jay] Oh! Right!

[giggling] Wow! I love this thing!

-That's what I'm talking about! -[engine rumbles]

How did you build these so fast, Pixal?

[Pixal] A nindroid needs her secrets.

I find this very illogical.

We would need a thorough download at a suitable time.

[Pixal] So as to avoid identification,

each vehicle is coated in an advanced

chroma-correcting paint that can...

I like black!

[cheers]

Yeah! [Cole laughs]

[Pixal] Operation manuals are inside each--

[Lloyd] No time for manuals, Pix.

We'll figure it out as we go! Come on, guys!

[Lloyd] Okay, this is it! Let's get in and out quick.

And remember, no using real names!

And no powers! Nothing to identify us!

We got it, okay? We got it.

[police sirens blaring]

[Jay] Wow, they're not taking any chances, are they?

[Zane] I am detecting an object

matching my visual record of Aspheera's staff

inside the lead truck at your ten o'clock.

[Lloyd] Okay, let's do it! Just like we planned.

On my mark. One, two, three!

[Kai] Here it goes.

[engine revving]

[tense music]

[tires screeching]

[yelping] Hey! Pick a lane, buddy.

[Lloyd] Set your vehicles on auto!

[tense music playing]

I made it. Everyone, come on!

Holy cow! Call for backup!

[Zane] Magnetized attachment secured.

Stop the truck!

[drivers yelping]

Whoa.

Now I've seen it all, Joe.

[Zane] Good job! We'll retrieve our vehicles

when we have the staff.

[Teal Ninja] Wherever there are criminals...

[Kai] Oh, not these guys.

-Wherever there-- -[Cole] Oh, save it!

-[action music playing] -[both grunting]

[Kai] There it is!

-[trills] -[whooshes]

[grunting]

[Zane] What is going on in there?

The estimated weight distribution is unbalanced.

[all scream]

[Jay] That was not smart!

[Zane] Hold on!

[screaming]

This is less than optimal.

We are losing altitude.

[screaming]

-[tires screeching] -[crashing]

-[grunts] -Whoa!

[upbeat music playing in car]

[Jay] Sorry!

[Zane] That is inconvenient.

[loud whooshing]

[meowing]

Sir, one of the armored trucks from Borg tower is airborne!

That's impossible! Trucks can't fly!

-[crashing] -[yelps]

[all screaming]

[Kai] Could you try not to hit every single building, Zane!

[Lloyd] No names!

Zane?

[Kai] Uh, no, I said... Jane.

No. You said Zane.

Old green ninja Lloyd!

I don't have time to explain.

But I need that staff. Right now.

[grunts]

[Jay] I got it!

Oh, nice one.

[Kai] Let's get outta here!

[Zane] Safe landing zone detected.

Deploying now, stay clear.

[yelping]

[tires screeching]

Well, looks like we're the bad guys now.

It was the Ninja, sir.

No, sir, the old ninja.

You know green, red, blue... the other ones.

I thought they were wearing black!

It was a trick, sir.

[Teal Ninja] The new new Ninja were actually the old Ninja!

Have they no sense of decency?

I want them found! I want them caught!

From this moment on, the Ninja

are public enemies number one, two, three, four, and five!

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