15x24 - Return of the Ice Emperor

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu". Aired: January 2011 to present.*
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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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15x24 - Return of the Ice Emperor

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[theme song playing]

-♪ Jump up ♪ -♪ Jump up ♪

♪ Kick back ♪

♪ Whip around and spin ♪

[Zane reading]

[intense suspenseful music]

[crashing]

[engine bursting]

[Garmadon groaning]

[thudding]

[Lloyd groaning]

Lloyd?

Are you injured?

[grunts] I don't... think so.

-[Garmadon] Here, let me help. -[sighs]

I don't need your help!

You appear to be stuck.

Well, I'm not! [grunts]

When I needed your help was when I was fighting the Overlord!

I told you repeatedly we had no chance of defeating him.

Not until you master your Oni Form.

You know what? I don't want your help!

Every single time I have ever relied on you,

ever, you have let me down.

-So a big no thanks! -[whirs]

Well, I'd have to see an itemized list of the times you're referring to,

to know if that's true...

[sighs] I don't have time for this.

I have to find the others.

Don't be a fool!

Searching for your friends will only get you caught.

We have to flee!

That's the problem with you!

You only think about yourself!

And you don't think at all!

[engine rumbling]

[Lloyd sighs] Thanks for stopping, Sir, we sure could use...

Hounddog McBrag?

Lloyd Garmadon. You are under arrest.

You can't be serious!

Oh, I'm serious as a rattle-snake with a headache.

You gonna come quietly? Or not?

He never does anything quietly.

Everything's an argument.

Don't you see what's happening?

We're under att*ck by the Overlord!

People are being infected by evil crystals!

[crashing]

Doesn't change my orders.

With all due respect, your orders might not

have changed, but circumstances have!

We should be working together, not--

I can take you in the easy way.

Or the hard way.

Allow me to answer this.

-No! -[Garmadon groans]

[crashing]

[suspenseful music]

Halt in the name of the law!

[clatters]

[suspenseful music]

You're under arrest, Lloy--

-[yelping] -[hissing]

[yelps]

[blasting]

You saved me?

Orders aren't everything.

Hopefully, one day you'll see that.

So long, Marshall.

[traditional music]

[ominous music]

[banging on door]

When does the news sleep?

[Antonia sighs] Hopefully soon

because I'm getting pretty tired.

Make yourselves comfortable.

Bathroom's in the back.

I must speak with Wu.

He's a little busy at the moment.

Too busy for an old friend?

Misako?

Tell me you found something?

I found something.

But I don't know how to decode it.

I found it in the Library of Domu.

It's the final prophecy of Quanish the Elder.

Quanish?

[sighs] Quanish was a fool.

A fool gifted with the ability to see the future.

He foresaw a time when Darkness would rise

and corrupt the land and destroy all.

But he also foresaw a possible victory.

How?

He speaks of a moment, in the final battle,

in which the acolytes of the First Spinjitzu Master

will face a terrible choice.

If they remember their courage and do what must be done

for the good of all, they will be given a new form...

a "Dragon Form."

[sighs] You're asking me to believe

in the ramblings of a delusional old fool?

For all our sakes, yes.

Because this is the only reference I found

to any "Dragon Form."

How does he say this "Dragon Form" is achieved?

That's the tricky part.

The images are simple enough,

but the text is unlike any writing I've ever encountered.

I can't read it.

Then we must rely on the images,

and pray that I am wrong about Quanish.

[dramatic music]

[action music]

-[blasting] -[clanging]

[Pixal] Now, where was I?

[suspenseful music]

[gasps]

Zane!

Zane, are you...

Clutch Powers? How?

[suspenseful music continues]

Oh, Zane.

The crash must have damaged your cloaking technology.

[groans, gasps]

Oh, no! Zane!

There is no Zane!

There is only the Ice Emperor!

I need to get you help, Zane.

And I think I know where...

[thunder cracking]

[rumbling marching]

[suspenseful music]

Stealth is required at this juncture.

Please remain quiet.

[screaming] How dare you tell me what to do,

you non-frozen fool?

[grunts]

[suspenseful music continues]

Zane, if these are our last functional moments,

I want to express that my love for you

is ingrainedly deeply in my circuits.

Ha! Love is for the weak!

-[blasting] -[expl*si*n]

[suspenseful music building]

[bus honking]

Need a lift?

Ronin?

[crashing]

You are supposed to be incarcerated in Kryptarium Prison.

Lucky for you we got out.

[gasps] Killow? Ultra-Violet?

Some guy in a bird-suit.

Fugi-Dove! How hard is to remember!

Fugi-Dove!

Where you headed?

Borg Tower.

[tires screeching]

You are offering to help me? Why?

Oh! I'll tell! Let me tell!

[crashing on TV]

-[villain] What? -[Killow] No way!

[confused exclaims]

-[alarms beeping] -What gives?

Whatever that Crystal Temple is doing to the city,

it must be messing with the power grid.

[suspenseful music]

Booyah, fellas, let's make a move!

[villains cheering]

[villain] Who's going to the mall?

I don't get why this happened, but I'm good with it!

Let's go, boys!

No! We're not doing that, because...

inspirational speech like you wouldn't believe!

[inspirational music]

That's right! You get inspired.

And you get inspired.

And you get inspired!

Everybody gets inspired!

What?

That's not how it happened!

The power did shut down and all the doors sprang open,

but you weren't the one stopping everyone!

Well, maybe I'm not getting every single little detail right,

but that's basically it.

Basically baloney!

It happened like this...

Time to fly!

Fine. Run away.

Prove you're the spineless, worthless,

no-good criminals everyone thinks you are.

Or, stay, and fight to get our city back!

And maybe, just for once, make your mommas proud.

[crying] Momma!

[sobs]

So we found this jalopy in the prison yard,

hot-wired it, and presto. Here we are.

Most impressive.

I... thank you.

I too!

For this boon I shall grant you continued life...

for now!

Ignore him. He requires repair.

Boon retracted!

Vex! Vex, cast them in the dungeon!

Hey, look, there's Borg Tower!

[momentous music]

-[elevator dings] -[Pixal] Dr. Borg!

[Borg] Pixal? And... friends?

-What are you doing here? -[door slides close]

We require your assistance.

Oh, well, you're in luck, I've been up all night

working on a new line of mechs and...

Eh-- Wait, help with what?

[dramatic ominous music]

[yelps]

Perhaps I need to take more frequent breaks.

It's a full-scale invasion by the Overlord.

The Overlord!

No, no. [stutters]

How could I possibly help against--

[Pixal] With some repair work.

[gasps] Zane?

There is no Zane!

Don't ask.

I don't know if repairs this extensive are possible.

But maybe, with enough time...

[power blasting]

I'm afraid, Dr. Borg,

that is the one thing we are quickly running out of...

Time.

[dramatic music playing]
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