02x08 - Daizy's Hair Salon/New Kid on the Block

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!". Aired: August 21, 2006 – February 21, 2010.*
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Follows an anthropomorphic yellow, rectangular mouse-like creature named Wubbzy, who has various antics with his friends, Widget, a rabbit-like creature who can build; Walden, a bear-like creature who is a brainiac; and since the second season, Daizy, a dog-like creature who loves flowers.
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02x08 - Daizy's Hair Salon/New Kid on the Block

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[ring]

Wow, wow, everyone!

My name is Wubbzy!

♪ Wubbzy lives in a tree ♪

♪ He likes to play,

play, play ♪

♪ He's got a bendy tail

and he likes it that way ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Widget is his friend ♪

♪ She likes to build ♪

♪ She hammers and she saws ♪

♪ And her toolbox is filled ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Walden is their friend ♪

♪ He's really smart ♪

♪ He knows about science ♪

♪ And books and art ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wubbzy and Widget

and Walden are friends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ And when they're

with Daizy ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow! Wow!

♪ Wow! Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow!

[Wubbzy]

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

"Daizy's Hair Salon."

Wow, wow, everyone.

Let's see what Daizy

is doing today.

[doorbell chimes]

[Daizy]

Come in.

♪ La, la-la, la-la, la ♪

Wow, Daizy.

do you have to comb

all of your dolls' hair?

Oh, yes, Wubbzy,

every doll has

a different hair style,

and I have to

comb them every day

to make sure

they stay just right.

See?

Wow, you're really good

at styling hair.

You should open a shop

where you can make

everyone's hair look beautiful.

You can call it

Daizy's Hair Salon.

But who's gonna come to it?

Everyone will come.

You're the best

hair styler around.

Okay, let's do it.

But I don't have a shop.

Don't worry,

I'm sure Widget can build

you a really cool shop.

Let's go ask her.

Introducing

Daizy's Hair Salon .

But it's just a box.

But it's a very special box.

Wow! My own hair salon!

It's so cute!

Thanks, Widget.

And here are your lollipops.

You always get a lollipop

after a haircut.

Okay, we're all set.

I can't wait

for my first customer.

Oh, here comes someone.

[bird tweets]

Oh, it's just

Birdie-Bird.

Hey, here comes someone.

[cat meows]

Oh, it's just a kitty cat.

Here comes someone else.

What's going on here?

Hi, Walden.

Daizy just opened up

a new hair salon,

but so far nobody has shown up

and we can't figure out why.

Hmm, have you tried

any advertising?

[together]

Advertising?

Yes, yes, yes.

The reason you have no customers

is because you need

to make signs and posters

to let people know you're open.

You're right, Walden.

You stay here, Daizy,

and we'll let everyone know

your hair salon

is open for business.

Come one, come all

to Daizy's Hair Salon.

Get your hair styled

and get a free lollipop.

[laughs]

I love advertising.

Come to Daizy's Hair Salon.

Hello, Wubbzy, dear.

Wow, wow, Madame Zabinga.

Do you want to get your hair

done at Daizy's hair salon?

Thank you, Wubbzy,

but I only trust my hair

to Monsieur Pierre.

He knows the secrets

of my beauty.

Uh, okay.

Wow, wow, Miss Zamboni.

Would you like to get your hair

cut at Daizy's hair salon?

Why, thank you, Wubbzy,

but I just got my hair

permed and frosted

at Mable's Beauty Parlor.

And so did Fifi.

[barks]

Wow.

Wow, wow, Chef Fritz.

Would you like to have your hair

styled at Daizy's hair salon?

Ah, thank you, Wubbzy,

but I only get my hair done

at Bruno's Barber.

Oh, okay.

Mmm, mmm.

So, how did it go,

little buddy?

Not so good.

I couldn't find

a single customer for Daizy.

They all get their hair done

somewhere else.

Oh, if we only had hair,

we could be Daizy's

first customers.

Wait a minute.

Maybe we can all be

her first customers.

But, Wubbzy,

we don't have any hair.

Now I do.

Great idea, Wubbster.

We can all wear fake hair

and pretend that we need

to get our hair done.

I can use this yarn.

And I can use this mop.

Now we all have hair.

Yes, yes, yes.

But Daizy is surely going

to recognize us.

Not if we wear disguises.

My, my, my.

I really do need

to do something

with my hair.

Me too.

Oh, look, a hair salon.

Excuse me, miss.

Can you take care of us

right away?

Lavender lollipops.

I'd love to.

Have a seat.

My, that's quite

a mop of hair.

Let's see

what we can do.

There.

How is that?

[together]

Ooh, lovely.

Yes, yes, yes--

Uh, I mean, uh--

Oh, yes!

It is lovely!

Next.

Hmm. Your hair

is a bit stringy.

Ooh-wee--

Oh, I mean it's beautiful.

You're next, sir.

Your hair looks

a little noodley.

[together]

Ooh, fabulous.

Wow, wow, wow--

Um, um--

Yes! It is fabulous!

I think it's working.

And you each get

a free lollipop.

Thanks.

This is the best hair salon

I've ever been to.

Mm-hmm.

[Birdie-Bird chirping]

Hey, Birdie-Bird, get away!

Get away!

Stop eating my hair!

Ahh!

No, no, no!

Stop, Birdie-Bird!

Stop!

Wubbzy? Widget? Walden?

Sorry, Daizy.

I just wanted to help you get

your hair salon started.

We're sorry, too.

Oh, that's okay,

everybody.

Maybe someday I'll have

a real salon.

[chirps]

Say, Birdie-Bird.

You've got some

scraggly feathers there.

I can take care of that.

Lookin' sharp.

[meow]

Hey, Mr. Cat,

you look like

you could use a trim, too.

Here you go, Mr. Kitty Cat.

[meow]

[meow]

Hey, Daizy, why don't you

start a salon for pets?

Someone has to cut

their hair, too.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's an excellent idea.

Lavender lollipops.

I'll do it.

Okay.

Let's see what we can do

for you, Mr. Doggy.

All done, Mr. Doggy.

And here's your lollipop.

My, my, my, Daizy.

Your pet salon sure is

doing big business.

[elephant stomps and trumpets]

It sure is.

I think we're going to need

a bigger lollipop.

[all laughing]

Wow, wow, everyone.

Welcome to the Wubb Club.

Today I'm with my friends

Hairy Dan and Daizy.

Daizy is going to give Dan

a new hairstyle

with the Style-O-Matic .

Let's do it.

Okay, Daizy.

Try something swirly.

Okay.

Hmm, that didn't work.

Try something curly.

Okay.

That didn't work either.

Try something girly.

Ooh, okay.

But--

Aw.

I don't think there's

anything we can do

for Hairy Dan's hair.

[sneezing]

Hmm.

Very nice.

Here's your lollipop.

[all laughing]

[alarm sounding]

♪ Hey, hey, Wubbzy,

it's a beautiful day ♪

♪ Hey, hey, Wubbzy,

what do you say? ♪

Hey, look,

it's the Jukebox Robot.

[beeping]

♪ Here's a riddle,

here's a quiz ♪

♪ Do you know

what time it is? ♪

Is it fingerpaint time?

♪ No, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no ♪

Is it picture time?

♪ No, no, no ♪

Well, what time is it?

♪♪ [drumroll]

♪ Whoo hoo, hee hee ♪

♪ It's time for

the Wubb Club Dance Party ♪

[horns toot]



[crowd cheers]

♪ Sugar pop, belly flop,

zip, boom, bop ♪

♪ Let's all do

the Happy Hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ We're havin' fun,

so don't you stop ♪

♪ And hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ Don't be shy,

don't be lazy ♪

♪ It's fun to hop,

so let's go crazy ♪

♪ Hop like a rabbit

or like a frog ♪

♪ Hop with your friend

or with your dog ♪

♪ Hop on the bed

or on the rug ♪

♪ And hop, hop, hop

like a hopping bug ♪

♪ Yeah, hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ Jazz or country,

rock or pop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ You can be really old ♪

♪ Or you can be

a tiny child ♪

♪ Anyone can hop around ♪

♪ So let's go wild ♪



♪ Wild ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ Don't stop hopping

until you drop ♪

♪ And hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop,

do the Happy Hop ♪

[boing, boing]

[alarm rings]

Wow, wow, everyone!

My name is Wubbzy!

♪ Wubbzy lives in a tree ♪

♪ He likes to play,

play, play ♪

♪ He's got a bendy tail,

and he likes it that way ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Widget is his friend ♪

♪ She likes to build ♪

♪ She hammers and she saws ♪

♪ And her toolbox is filled ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Walden is their friend ♪

♪ He's really smart ♪

♪ He knows about science ♪

♪ And books and art ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wubbzy and Widget

and Walden are friends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ And when they

are together ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow! Wow!

♪ Wow! Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow!

[Wubbzy]

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

"New Kid on the Block."

♪ Wonder, Wonder, Wonder,

Wonder Wonderpants ♪

♪ He's always there ♪

♪ To save the day ♪

♪ Wonderpants, Wonderpants ♪

♪ When he's around,

we're okay ♪

♪ Wonderpants, Wonderpants ♪

[crying]

♪ The bad guys

don't stand a chance ♪

♪ Wonderpants, Wonderpants ♪

♪ 'Cause here comes

Captain Wonderpants ♪

♪ Wonderpants ♪

Wonderpants away!

Tune in next week,

when Captain Wonderpants

saves Wuzzleburg

from the evil

Doctor Crunchauser.

And speaking of crunch,

be sure and eat

your Wonder Wheat Toasties,

the official cereal

of Captain Wonderpants.

Wow, wow, wow!

I love

the Captain Wonderpants Show.

I have Captain Wonderpants

comic books,

a Captain Wonderpants

lunchbox--

I even have Captain Wonderpants

underpants.

[laughs]

But my favorite thing

is my official

Captain Wonderpants

Blinky Beepy Boomerang.

Watch this!

I'm gonna take this to school,

because today

is show and tell.

[bell rings]

Uh-oh! I've gotta hurry.

I don't want

to be late for school.

Hi, Wubbzy.

Hi, Daizy.

[bell rings]

Good morning, class.

[all] Good morning,

Miss Appletree.

I have a special

announcement to make.

Today we have

a new student joining us.

This is Murphy.

He and his family

just moved to Wuzzleburg

from Jumbotown.

[all]

Hi, Murphy!

He looks nice.

We should try to be

friends with him.

You bet.

You can have

this seat, Murphy.

Hey.

I can't see.

Today we're going to start

with a math problem.

The first person to solve it

will win a special prize.

[both] Ooh!

A special prize?

I want to win this!

Hmm.

I can't see all of it,

but it looks like + .

And + = .

Ooh, ooh, I know! I know!

Miss Appletree!

Miss Appletree!

+ = !

I'm sorry, Wubbzy,

but the equation wasn't + .

As you can see,

it was + ,

and the answer is .

Did anyone get that?

Excellent job, Murphy.

You get the prize,

a brand-new Captain Wonderpants

action figure.

Wonderpants away!

I love Captain Wonderpants!

Wow.

[bell rings]

[Miss Appletree]

Time for science class.

It's not fair. I could

have won the prize,

but that new kid

got in my way.

It's not his fault

he's so big, Wubbzy.

We should try to be

friends with him.

He looks nice.

Wonderpants away!

I guess you're right.

I'll try

and be friendly.

Hi, Murphy.

I'm Wubbzy.

Attention, class.

In today's science lesson,

you will all learn how

to create green glitter goo.

The first student to complete

the experiment successfully

will win a special prize!

Another special prize!

This time,

I'm going to win.

Justice always wins!

Everyone should combine

the yellow liquid

with the blue liquid,

then stir very slowly.

Once the mixture turns green,

you'll have green glitter goo.

You may begin.

Let's see.

Now I'll just stir

really fast.

It turned green!

I did it!

Green glitter goo!

Right here! Miss Apple--

My wonderpants

will save the day!

Very interesting, Wubbzy.

but you're supposed to mix

the liquids, not wear them.

However,

I see that Murphy

has successfully created

green glitter goo.

So he wins a genuine

Captain Wonderpants costume.

Wow.

Can I have your autograph?

Your weapons are no match

for my Wonderpants!

[bell rings]

[Miss Appletree]

It's exercise time.

I definitely don't like

that new kid.

He made me spill

my green glitter goo.

It was an accident,

Wubbzy.

I'm sure he's really nice

if you give him a chance.

All right. I'll try.

Hi, Murphy.

I'm Wubbzy, and--

[whistle blows]

Everyone line up

for kickity-kick ball.

The first person

to score a goal

will get a special prize.

All right!

I'm the best kickity-kick ball

player in school!

Let's do this!

I'm gonna score

the first goal for sure!

Huh?

Flowers are so pretty.

[cheering]

Congratulations, Murphy!

You scored the first goal,

so you get the special prize--

an official Captain Wonderpants

Wonderwagon!

I can't believe it!

I should have won

that prize, too!

Wait! Can I be

your sidekick?

To the Wonderwagon!

[bell rings]

[Miss Appletree]

It's time for recess!

What's wrong, Wubbzy?

I tried to like

that new kid,

but he's big, he's clumsy,

and he keeps

getting in my way.

You really should

get to know him

before you decide

whether or not to like him.

[bell rings]

Recess is over, class.

It's time for show-and-tell.

I'm going to win

best show-and-tell for sure,

because I have an official

Captain Wonderpants

Blinky Beepy Boomerang.

Watch.

No!

I can't reach it.

Sorry, Wubbzy.

Oh, this is

the worst day ever!

Okay, class.

Now remember,

the student who wins

today's show-and-tell

will win the best prize

of all.

So far we've seen Buggy

and his giddy guitar--

♪♪

[glass breaks]

Earl and his loopy lasso--

Help me, Captain Wonderpants!

And Daizy

with her popcorn petunia.

[popping]

Does anyone else have anything

they want to show?

I would, if it wasn't

for that new kid.

He didn't throw your boomerang

in the tree, Wubbzy.

All right, then.

It's a hard decision,

but the winner

of show and tell is...

Hold on!

Wubbzy has something

for show-and-tell.

[gasps]

My boomerang!

Wow! How did you

get it back?

It was stuck way up

in that tree.

I stood up

on my tippy-toes.

Oops.

[laughs]

Wow, wow, everybody!

This is my

Captain Wonderpants

Blinky Beepy Boomerang.

Watch.

[cheering]

[cheering]

Thanks for getting

my boomerang back, Murphy.

That was really nice of you.

It must be hard

to be the new kid,

and I didn't really

give you a chance.

I'm sorry.

That's okay, Wubbzy.

See?

I told you he was nice.

I think we can all agree

on the winner

of show-and-tell today.

It's Wubbzy!

Wow, wow, wow!

And the special prize is...

A Captain Wonderpants

t-shirt?

A Captain Wonderpants

toothbrush?

No, a day with

Captain Wonderpants himself!

Oh, boy!

It's really him!

Hidy-ho, young citizens.

[all]

Hi, Captain Wonderpants!

I love you!

Wubbzy, you may take two

of your classmates with you.

Hmm. I'll take Daizy

and my new pal Murphy.

Hop in, kids.

We have to go

save Wuzzleburg

from the evil

Doctor Crunchenhauser.

This is the best day ever!

Wonderpants away!

Hey, wait for me!

And remember,

every new kid

can be a new friend!

♪ New kid,

it's the new kid ♪

♪ Should we say hello

to the new kid? ♪

♪ New kid,

I'm the new kid ♪

♪ Will they say hello to me? ♪

♪ Where's he from?

What's his name? ♪

♪ Does he know how to play

any of our games? ♪

♪ I'm new in town

and I'm new in school ♪

♪ Will anyone think

the new kid is cool? ♪

♪ Hi, new kid,

sure it's tough ♪

♪ The first day of school

can be so rough ♪

♪ Hey, new kid,

it's a scary place ♪

♪ Where no one

can recognize your face ♪

♪ New kid, it's the new kid ♪

♪ Should we play

with the new kid? ♪

♪ New kid, I'm the new kid ♪

♪ Will they want

to play with me? ♪

♪ He looks a little strange,

he looks a little weird ♪

♪ Things seem different

since he appeared ♪

♪ I want to join in

with all the fun ♪

♪ But I feel so different

from everyone ♪

♪ Hi, new kid, take it slow ♪

♪ Friendships take

some time to grow ♪

♪ Hey, new kid,

show 'em something new ♪

♪ 'Cause here they come

to say hello to you ♪

♪ Hi, new kid ♪

♪ Hi, new friends ♪

♪ Hi, new kid ♪

♪ Hi, new friends ♪

♪ New kid,

you're the new kid ♪

♪ And we want

to be friends with you ♪

♪ New kid,

I'm the new kid ♪

♪ And they want

to be friends with me ♪
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