01x26 - Wobble

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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01x26 - Wobble

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- Hoobledoop, Tiddlypeeps.

I'm Hubba Hubba, talking

to you from Hoobland.

And I'm about to send four of

my favorite Hoobs down to Earth

to find out all about you

for my great Hoobapedia

Here they come!

(Theme song playing)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

- Iver!

- Groove!

and Tula!

We're Hoobs

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

We want to know ♪

- Ya-hey!

(dinging)

♪ Hubba Hubba's In Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere Far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh! ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep The engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray! ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile Is

coming your way ♪

- Ha-ha!

- Oh!

(laughing) Wahey!

Oh!

♪ The Hoobs are here

So what do you say? ♪

♪ Hoobs! ♪

Oh careful, Iver. Oh,

careful. Oh. Oh. Oh.

- I did it.

That is a really good Hoobie

high-up, don't you think?

Yes, it's just like the

one in Auntie Hattie's

hoob garden in Hoobland,

right? (laughing)

Time to think of a question

for today's Hoob News.

I haven't climbed a

Hoobie high-up in ages.

The views you get from the top,

just amazing.

And so is today's

question. Which is...

what?

What would happen if I

put in another brick?

Well, that's a question,

but is it today's question?

Yes, I'm going to try it.

(Cheering)

Yes, yes, yes.

Hey, you two.

Do you want to see my

hoobie groovy collection of

things that move?

Not now, Groove.

Yeah we'll look, Groove,

but after we've thought

of a question for Hoob News.

Aw, the thing is,

I'm missing something.

Do you want to know what it is?

- [Iver] Yes,

after we think of a

question for Hoob News.

Okay.

♪ Things can move In many ways ♪

♪ Once, spinning tops

Were all the rage ♪

♪ Then shaking things

They got their chance ♪

♪ Before wrigglers wriggled

Their wriggly dance ♪

♪ I've got all those

And others too ♪

♪ There's one more thing

I need, it's true ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ The word is out

It's on the street ♪

♪ Groove's collection

Is not complete ♪

♪ If I could find

A wobbling thing ♪

♪ A wobbling thing ♪

♪A wobbling thing ♪

♪ My Hoobie heart

Would start to sing ♪

- ♪ Start to sing ♪

- ♪ Start to sing ♪

♪ Here's what I ask

of What I put in ♪

♪ It won't shake Or shudder ♪

♪ Or wriggle or spin ♪

♪ Won't shake Or shudder,

or wriggle Or spin ♪

♪ It Won't shake Or shudder,

or wriggle Or spin ♪

♪ Where it'll come

from I don't know ♪

♪ But once those

wobbles Start to grow ♪

♪ My wobbling thing Might

just make The table wobble ♪

♪ Like a giant earthquake ♪

Wobble, wobble, wobble,

wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble

(laughing) wobble, wobble,

wobble, wobble, wobble, wobb--

- [Both] Groove!

We spent ages building

that Hoobie high-up

and you just knocked it down.

The table wobbled.

It's the most hoobie, groovy,

wobbling table I've ever seen.

Do you think it

will do it again?

Not unless you wobble it.

Tables don't just

wobble on their own.

I made it wobble?

But how?

♪ How? How? How? ♪

♪ How? How? How? How? ♪

♪ How? ♪

I can see how.

One of the table legs is

shorter than the other.

You wobbled it when

you leaned on it.

Don't worry, I can fix it.

Fix it? What do you

want to fix it for?

It's just the thing

I've been looking for

to put in my collection

of things that move.

You can't have a

table, we need it.

What for?

To eat off,

to put things on,

to make things on,

to prop our elbows on

and think of a question

for today's Hoob News.

I need it more than you.

You cannot have our table.

Anyway,

it's too big to fit

in your collection

of things that move.

You're right.

Well, don't worry, Groove.

You'll find something

else that wobbles.

Like what?

Hmm.

What wobbles that

is small enough

to fit into Groove's collection?

Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

What wobbles that is

small enough to fit

into Groove's collection?

What an excellent

question for Hoob News.

Just the sort of thing,

Hoobs would want to know.

Hoobie groovy.

Good one, Groove.

I can just see it,

a section all about wobbling

in my great Hoobapedia.

Perfect information

for Hoobs, everywhere.

Especially this Hoob here.

Now, wobbling is

a way of moving.

Hmm.

I'll check the Hoobnet to

see what there is on moving.

No, no wobbling there.

And that, no.

Whoo, no, no wobbling there.

Oh, I'm awfully sorry.

I don't seem to have found you

any wobbling at all, Hoobs.

Look, no wobbling at all.

That's not really a wobble.

Definitely not a wobble.

No, no, oh there's

a bit of a wobble.

A little bit, but I don't seem

to have found any wobbling.

Oh yes, look, look, look.

The Tiddlypeep on the bike.

He was wobbling. (laughing)

Hmm, well we saw all

sorts of things moving

in all sorts of ways,

but only one thing that wobbled.

You mean that wheely thing,

the Tiddlypeep was playing on.

I wish I could have one of those

wobbly wheely things

for my collection.

Bicycle, Groove. It's a bicycle.

And it wasn't the

bicycle that wobbled.

It was the Tiddlypeep

on top of it.

Oh, he was wobbling

because he was trying

not to fall off.

That means Tiddlypeeps

can wobble.

So can Hoobs.

We can? How?

♪ How? How? How? ♪

♪ How? How? How? How? ♪

♪ How? ♪

Here's how.

Wobble, wobble,

wobble, wobble, wobble.

(Wobbling)

That is a hooble, dooble, duper,

wooble, Groove. (laughing)

Too bad I can't put

myself into my collection.

But I'm too big.

(Sighs)

There must be something

that wobbles that's

small enough to fit

in your collection

of things that move.

Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

You're right, there must be.

Hmm.

What about the Tiddlypeeps?

They wobble but they're

far too big, Hubba Hubba.

Groove's collection

box is pretty small.

Oh, no Iver.

I meant why don't you

ask some Tiddlypeeps?

Good idea, Tiddlypeeps

know everything.

Well let's go then, come on.

Hold on, I've nearly

fixed the table.

- [Groove] Oh, too bad.

Can I give it a

wobble one last time?

Please, please, please?

All right Groove,

give it a wobble.

- Seat belts?

- Seat belt.

- [Both] We're off to

see the Tiddlypeeps.

♪ Yee-haw ♪

♪ We're off to see

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart They're

fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues

They tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're All about ♪

♪ Yee-hoo. ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when And how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ Yahoo! ♪

♪ We're off to see

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart They're

fun, they know ♪

♪ And how they know. ♪

♪Yee-haw ♪

Hello, Tiddlypeeps.

Oh, it's Groove,

come on. (laughing)

Hello, Tiddlypeeps.

Do you want to do

a hoobie hello?

- Yes.

- A hooble doop,

a hooble doop, a woop woop woop.

Now, I wonder if

you can help me?

You see, I'm looking for

something that wobbles,

but that's small enough

to fit in my collection.

Can you suggest anything

that's you know, wobbly?

My dad's tummy wobbles

when he jumps up and down.

(laughing) Does it? Did

you hear that, Tula?

A wobbly tummy.

- [Tula] Yeah.

I'm not sure I can put your

dad's tummy in my collection.

No, it's too big.

(laughing)

Can you think of anything

else that wobbles?

Our teeth wobble.

Your teeth wobble?

What, inside your mouth?

Yes, they wobble.

Then they fall out.

And is that gap in your teeth?

Is that where a

tooth used to be?

Yes, but we grow new ones.

Oh, hoobie galoobie.

Did you hear that, Iver?

Tiddlypeeps teeth wobble

and then they fall out.

And then, they grow new ones.

How hoobie groovy

is that? (laughing)

One of my teeth fell

out today, look.

It's small and it wobbles,

and it would fit

in my collection.

Then you can have it.

Thank you so much.

I've got to get back

to the hoob-mobile now.

Hooble toodle do.

Hooble tooble doo.

Hooble tooble doo.

That little tooth is

definitely small enough to

fit in Groove's collection

of things that move.

I can't wait to see it up close.

- At last.

- (Exclaims)

- [Groove] Isn't

it hoobie groovy?

These things, they wobble

inside Tiddlypeep's mouths.

And then they fall out,

can you believe it?

Let's see it wobble, Groove.

Of course, of course, stand

back please, stand back.

Here we go.

Oh, um...

I expect it will start

to wobble in a minute.

There it wobbled

see, it wobbled.

That was the table, Groove.

I haven't finished

fixing it yet.

Yes I know, but I guess

a tooth only wobbles

when it's inside the

Tiddlypeep's mouth.

And you can't have a Tiddlypeep

in your collection

of things that move.

I know, I know.

They're just too big.

Maybe there aren't any

small things that wobble.

Maybe it's only big

things that wobble.

Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

Hooble doop, Hubba Hubba.

We're not having much luck.

Don't give up, Hoobs.

I found a story that

just might help.

Is it a wobbling story?

Well, no not exactly.

But I'm sure it will give

you some fresh ideas.

There was once, a

little wobbly house.

It had a wobbly chimney,

and wobbly windows,

and a wobbly door.

Inside lived Mr.

and Mrs. Wobbler

and their little

girl, Wee Wilma.

Now, Wee Wilma Wobbler

was the smallest person in

the whole of Wobbleland.

And she was very upset

because she couldn't wobble.

Mr. and Mrs. Wobbler

could wobble.

Wobble, wobble, wobble,

wobble, wobble, wobble.

All Wee Wilma's

friends could wobble.

Wobble, wobble,

wobble, wobble, wobble.

Wee Wilma's pet

goldfish could wobble.

Wobble, wobble,

wobble, wobble, wobble.

But Wee Wilma just

could not do it.

Every day,

Mrs. Wobbler would say,

Wobble Wilma, wobble.

And Wee Wilma took a big breath,

twisted her whole

body into a spin,

and fell flat on her back.

Ouch!

At last, Mr. and Mrs. Wobbler

sent for old Willie Wobbler,

the oldest wobbler

in Wobbleland.

Maybe he could show

Wilma how to wobble.

Old Willie Wobbler

told Wee Wilma that wobbles

were a low-down showdown.

They started from the bottom

and worked their

way up to the top.

Like this.

(Wobbling)

Whaay! Weee! Yes!

Wee Wilma squiggled and jiggled

then let the whole

thing wriggle.

And all of a sudden,

she was wobbling.

Wobble, wobble,

wobble, wobble, wobble.

Look at our Wee Wilma.

Cried Mr. Wobbler.

Everyone cheered.

(Cheering)

Wee Wilma's wobble

was the best wobble,

anybody had ever

seen in Wobbleland.

Well, that was interesting.

Yes, and we learned

that there are

small things that wobble.

Wilma was tiny.

It's a shame you couldn't

have Wilma in your collection.

Yeah, too bad she's just

a character in a story.

Groove, stop wobbling the table.

I like it wobbly.

I know, but I am

trying to fix it.

How can you think

of mending tables

when we still haven't found

something small enough

to fit in my collection?

He's right, Tula,

We've got Hoob News

to do, remember?

Let's have a big hoobie-think

about this, come on.

(Humming)

♪ When you're stuck For

an answer on What to do ♪

♪ Stop, hmm, think it through ♪

♪ Take a deep breath

in Think it out ♪

♪ Work it through Don't

scream and shout ♪

♪ Think it through

Don't go boo-hoo ♪

♪ Think it through

You'll feel brand new ♪

♪ If you think it through,

If you think it through, ♪

♪ If you think it through ♪

♪ When you're stuck For

an answer Or what to do ♪

♪ Stop, hmm, think it through ♪

♪ Take a deep breath

in Think it out ♪

♪ Work it through Don't

scream and shout ♪

♪ Think it through

Don't go boo-hoo ♪

♪ Think it through

You'll feel brand new ♪

♪ If you think it through

If you think it through ♪

♪ If you think it

Through, yeah ♪

(Humming)

Well, any ideas?

Yes, we'll ask Roma.

Yeah, maybe she's found

something small that wobbles.

(dinging) Come in, Roma.

Hooble doop, hoobs.

As you've probably guessed,

I'm in the middle of

the Australian bush.

And I found a rare Australian

musical instrument.

You have? Does it wobble?

Yes, it does, Groove.

It's a wobble board.

It's made from the

finest eucalyptus wood

and it wobbles like billio.

And when it wobbles

it makes the most

hoobacious sound.

Listen to this. (wobbling)

(laughing)

(laughing)

Now get this, a wobble

board could be any size,

just so long as it

wobbles and makes a noise.

Now, if you don't mind.

Wobble, wobble, wobble.

This is Roma Hoob, reporting

live from Australia.

Hooble toodle doo.

Roma's wobble board is

hooble dooble duper.

(laughing)

I must get one

for my collection.

We must be able to find a

wobble board from somewhere.

But where?

- ♪ Where? ♪

- ♪ Where? ♪

♪ Where? Where? Where? ♪

- ♪ Where? ♪

- ♪ Where? ♪

♪ Where? Where? Where? ♪

♪ Where? Where? Where? Where? ♪

♪ Where? Where? Where? ♪

(laughing)

What about this?

Hold it, Groove.

That's a notice board,

not a wobble board.

We use that for

our Hoobie notices.

Aw, but it would make

a perfect wobble board.

Well, It makes a

perfect notice board.

Notices are for noticing.

So if the notice

board isn't there,

they won't be noticed.

Oh, please, please.

It's also too big

for your collection.

I could cut a bit off.

- [Both] No.

Oh, I just want to

wobble it on Hoob News.

All right, wobble

it, then put it back.

Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

Hooble doop, Hoobs.

What a tricky question this

one's turning out to be.

I think you'd better go

back to the Tiddlypeeps.

But they've already

given us a tooth.

Yes, but a tooth

only wobbles when it's

inside a tiddlypeep's mouth.

We need to ask them

for something small

that wobbles on its own.

If there is such a thing.

Well, if there is,

the Tiddlypeeps will

know all about it.

I'll drive.

Yee-haw!

♪ We're off to see

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart they're

fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ Ya-hoo! ♪

♪ We're off to see

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart They're

fun, they know ♪

Hooble doop, Tiddlypeeps.

- [All] Hooble doop, Groove.

Aw, hoobly gallooby,

you've got a lot

of yummy things to eat.

We're having a tea party.

A tea party?

Does any of this wobble?

Because I'm really looking

for something that wobbles

that's small enough to

fit in my collection.

Let me see. Oh, let's try this.

(laughing)

That's no good,

that doesn't wobble.

What about your cake?

- Have a go.

- Okay.

(laughing)

No, that doesn't

wobble either, does it?

Do you mind if I have a go

with some of your other things?

(laughing)

Okay.

(Slurp)

Oh dear, not a single

wobbly thing here.

I've got something that wobbles.

- You have?

- Yes.

(Gasps)

Wow, that is hoobie groovy.

Can you see that, Iver?

Yes.

Look, what is it?

It's jelly.

♪ Jelly on the plate, ♪

♪ Jelly on the plate. ♪

♪ Wibble wobble, wibble

wobble, jelly on the plate ♪

Would you like one for

your collection, Groove?

Oh yes, thank you so much.

You found the answer

for Hoob News,

and you found me the

wobbliest thing in the world.

Hobble toodle doo.

- [All] Hooble toodle doo.

Did you see that?

Groove found a small

thing that wobbles.

And, I fixed the table.

Here it is, it wobbles

and it's small enough,

to fit in my collection.

It's perfect.

It's beautiful.

It's time for Hoob News.

- [All] Hurray!

♪ Wibble wooble Wibble wobble ♪

♪ Come and watch

The jelly dancing ♪

♪ Wibble wobble Wibble wobble ♪

♪ Moving all around The table ♪

♪ Wibble wobble Wibble wobble ♪

♪ Come and watch

The jelly dancing ♪

♪ Wibble wobble Wibble wobble ♪

♪ Moving all around The table ♪

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble,

wibble wobble

Are we ready yet? Ready.

Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba

Well done, Hoobs.

I knew you'd get

there in the end.

Now, if you're ready to

download your Hoob News

into my Hoobapedia,

then off you go.

Hooble doop hoob,

to all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News,

the news for Hoobs, everywhere.

- I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

And I'm Groove.

And today we've been

asking the question,

What wobbles and is

small enough to fit

in Groove's collection

of things that move?

We found a table that wobbled.

But it was too big to fit

into Groove's collection box.

And we needed it.

- [Groove] The Tiddlypeeps

gave us a tooth.

It was small, but it

only wobbled when it was

inside the Tiddlypeep's mouth.

Then Roma told us

about a wobble board.

And I found one just like it

in the hoob-mobile.

(Wobbling)

- [Tula] Except it

was our notice board

which we need for notices.

- [Iver] And it

was still too big

to fit into Groove's collection.

- [Tula] So then we went to

see the Tiddlypeeps again.

And they gave us the answer.

And here it is.

Ta-DA. (laughing)

Jelly.

- [Groove] Yeah!

♪ Jelly on the plate

Jelly on the plate ♪

♪ Wibble wobble, wibble

Wobble Jelly on the plate ♪

(laughing)

Hoob hoob hurray.

So it's thanks once again to

Iver, Tula, Groove, and Roma,

for giving Hoobs

everywhere, a little peep

into the world of peeps.

And remember, wherever you are,

keep wobbling

and hooble toodle doo.

- [Hoobs] Hooble toodle doo.

♪ Hubba Hubba's In Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere Far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh! ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep The engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile Is

coming your way ♪

- Ha-ha!

- Oh!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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