01x48 - Teasing

[bunniefuu]

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

BLUEY: Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh!

Give it back!

Ooh-ooh!

Bluey, that's my toothbrush.

Ooh-ooh!

This episode of Bluey
is called Teasing.

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh!
Give it back.

DAD:
Bluey, stop teasing your sister.

But she was teasing me first.

You were teasing me second.

I don't want ANY teasing,
first or second.

But Dad always teases us.

What? Me? When?

Like...password.

Password.
Let me through!

Grr!
Sorry.

There's highly sensitive information
back here.

No-one gets through
without the password.

Uh...coconut?

(MIMICS BUZZER) Ehh!

Fish fingers?

Ehh-uh!

Dad!

(CHUCKLES)

Password's not teasing.

Password IS teasing.

Well, what about name change?

Well, what's wrong with name change?

I'm getting a bit sick
of your names, kids.

I think I'm gonna change 'em.

What?

From now on,
your name is...Sharrilanda.

Sharrilanda?

And you're called Dennis.

Dennis?

Dad!

Yes, Sharrilanda?

My name's not Sharrilanda!

Yes, it is, Sharrilanda.

I don't wanna be called Dennis.

Yes, you do, Dennis.

(CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS) Sharrilanda.

Name change is not teasing.

Is it?
It is.

Well, what about
when you pretend to be me?

What? I don't pretend to be you.

BOTH: Yes, you do!

All the time.

Mum! Mum!

What is it, Bingo?

I didn't say Dad. I said Mum!

Oh, OK. I'll go get her.

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
What is it, sweetheart?

What is it, my little boo-bear?

I SAID I want Mum!

This IS Mum!

Can't you tell by my lovely voice?

Dad!

Dad's not here, which is a shame,
'cause he's such a handsome fellow,

with big strong muscles!

That WAS Mum.

No, it wasn't.

That's not teasing.

Yes, it is.

And what about when you say you're
gonna sell us to the monkey house?

I've never said that.

Dad, where are we going?
To the zoo.

I'm gonna sell you
to the monkey house.

What? You're kidding.

Probably get about...five bucks
for the pair of you.

Dad!

You'll have to get used to
eating bananas all the time.

(LAUGHS)

I'd forgotten that.

See? Teasing!

But you kids love bananas!

And what about volume knob?

Volume knob isn't teasing!

Is it?

Uh...Dad?

Yeah, mate?

I need you to wipe my bottom.

Oh, well, I definitely would like
to help you wipe your...

(SILENCE)

Dad!

Turn your volume up!

I had a faulty volume knob.

Tch!

Well, I know one thing
that is DEFINITELY teasing.

(SIGHS) Oh, and what is that?

(FARTS)

Oh, Bluey!

How could you?

Wasn't me!

It was YOU!

(CLEARS THROAT)

I maintain my innocence.

But what about when I ask you
to open my ice block?

Well, I'm sure
I'd just open your ice block

and give it straight to you...?

Dad, can you open this?

Yep.

(GASPS)
Thanks, Bingo.

(GASPS)

Where's yours?

(GASPS) Daddy!

(CHUCKLES)
OK. That one probably was teasing.

Sorry, Bingo.

See?

I think you're right, kids.

Dad is a big teaser.

BOTH: Yeah!

Hang on, hang on!

As usual, you mob
are only telling half the story.

Diplodocus?
Ehh-uh!

(SIGHS FRUSTRATEDLY) That's it!

Ah!
Hey!

You can't get through here
without a password!

(LAUGHS)
(GROANS) Intruder!

Intruder!
(SQUEALS)

Wait! Ooh! This isn't fair!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Ha-ha!

(GIGGLES)
(LAUGHS)

Do you want jam or peanut butter,
Sharrilanda?

I'd like honey, please...
Shooby Doowha.

(GIGGLES)
Shooby Doowha? Who's Shooby Doowha?

(GIGGLES)
(LAUGHS) You are!

(GIGGLES)
What?! Since when?

We changed your name.

You can't change my name!

Yes, we can, Shooby Doowha.

Hey!
(GIGGLES)

More honey, please, Shooby Doowha.

My name's not Shooby Doowha!

Grr!
(BOTH SCREAM)

(BOTH GIGGLE)

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) But
my favourite thing about your father

would be
those rippling calf muscles he has.

Ah!
Hi, Mum.

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE CONTINUES)
Oh, hello, Bingo.

Come with us, MUM.

We just need to do some things.

Oh, um, well,
I do need to get to work.

(GIGGLES)
More lipstick, I think, Mum.

Oh, this handbag
really suits you, Mum.

Oh, um...I guess it does
set off my eyes.

(LAUGHS)

Oh, look. It's another Mum.

(GIGGLES)
Oh, dear.

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE CONTINUES)
How do you remove make-up?

(GIGGLES)

(BOTH CHITTER AND HOLLER
LIKE MONKEYS)

Well, this got out of hand.

(CHITTERING, HOLLERING CONTINUES)
Alright, you kids!

Settle down!
No! We're not kids.

We're monkeys!

You said so!

(BOTH CONTINUE CHITTERING
AND HOLLERING)

Dad!

(GIGGLES)

Got the volume knob!

(LOUDLY) Volume turning up!

Oh, you...!
THIS IS ME WITH MY VOLUME UP!

Ah! Not so loud!

I NEED YOU TO WIPE MY BOTTOM!

(ALL LAUGH)

We always b*at you.

Yeah,
you kids are way too clever for me.

Clearly from my side of the family.

You know what I've learned?

What?

The difference between
playing and teasing is...

(SILENCE)
(BOTH LAUGH)

(LAUGHS)
(BLUEY AND BINGO CONTINUE LAUGHING)

Sorry, kiddo.

That WAS a bit mean.

That's OK...

..Shooby Doowha.

Hey!

(GIGGLES)