03x42 - Show and Tell

[bunniefuu]

This episode of Bluey
is called Show and Tell.

Bluey, eat your sausage.

Oh, yeah, g'day. I'm calling about
the surfboard you've got for sale.

Doo-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
It's in good nick?

(LAUGHS)
Oh, great. Yeah, I'll take it.

Bluey, sausage.

Yep. Pelton Drive.

Got it. OK. See you soon.

Oos!

Are you buying a surfboard?

Yep. You wanna come with me
to pick it up?

BOTH: Yeah!
Then eat your sausage.

BOTH: Oh...

Dad, why do you boss us around
all the time?

I don't boss you around.
Yes, you do.

You're always saying,
"Do this" and "Do that."

That's true. You do.

Didn't we cover this already?

Uh, no.
Yeah, we did, remember?

Your invisible friend, Tina,
b*at me up,

and we all learned that
when I tell you to do something,

I'm trying to help you.

I didn't learn that.
Me neither.

Really? That's disappointing.

Morning!
BOTH: Mum!

Bingo! You ready to practise
your show and tell for tomorrow?

Um...OK.

Hello, everybody.

BOTH: Hello, Bingo!

Um, I have a crab claw.

It's called show AND tell, Bingo.

(GRUNTS)
I'm good at the showing bit,

but not good at the telling bit.

Pro tip - keep it simple. Kids
switch off if you talk too long.

Maybe you could talk about
how crabs have an exoskeleton

as opposed to an endoskeleton.

You see...

Blah-blah-blah-blah...skeleton,

blah-blah, blah-blah,
blah-blah...mitochondria.

Make sense?
No.

See?
Nmm...

Can I have some tomato sauce, please?

Yep.
Thanks!

Hey, what's THAT tomato sauce?

Oh, uh, this is MY tomato sauce.

Well, whose is THIS tomato sauce?

That's YOUR tomato sauce.

What's the difference between my
tomato sauce and your tomato sauce?

Yours is a healthy one.
It's got less sugar in it.

Oh.

Can I taste YOUR tomato sauce?

Uh...well... OK. Just a taste.

Ahh! I want THIS tomato sauce!

No, mate, that one's yours.

But yours tastes beautiful!

I want to try!
Kids eat the healthy one. End of.

This is beautiful!

Why do you get the good one
and we get the disgusting one?

Uh...

Looks like Dad's good at telling
but not good at showing.

Nmmm!

BOTH: Please!

Nope.
BOTH: Ohh...

That's it - I'm going to count
all the times you boss us around.

Great. Do it
while you eat your sausage.

Ah - "Eat your sausage",
bossing around number one.

Number one.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

That's two.
Oh, man.

Oh, this is the good stuff.

BOTH: Hey!

Alright, squirts, let's get going.

"Let's get going" - that's three.

"Let's get going"?
That's not bossing you around.

Yes, it is.

Gee, you run a tight ship.

Seatbelts.

Four.
Oh, come on!

Telling you to put seatbelts on
is not bossing you around!

Yes...it...is.

OK, look here.

"Look here" - that's five.
The thing is...

(SATNAV CHIMES)
Oh, uh, hang on a sec.

"Hang on a sec" - six.

Hey, Satnav, give me directions
to Pelton Drive.

Now he's bossing Satnav around.

OK, listen.
Seven.

Let me explain something to you.

What you're calling bossing around,
I call...

..blah-blah-blah...cleaning toilets,
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...

..solitary confinement.

Does that make sense?
BOTH: No.

Why not?!
Too much telling.

Kids switch off
if you talk too long.

Ah, well, you need to
clean your ears out.

"Clean your ears out" - that's eight.

(GROANS AND STARTS CAR)

Are we almost at your surfboard?

Not yet. Just be patient.
"Be patient" - nine.

Oh, man, I'm done with this game.

SATNAV: In metres, turn left.

No!
Huh?

Turn left here!

No! I don't want to.

Dad, what are you doing?!

Did you just say no to Satnav?

"Turn left, turn right." I'm
sick of it telling me what to do.

SATNAV: Proceed to the route.
YOU proceed to the route.

I do what I want.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
You can't ignore Satnav.

Watch me.

But she's trying to help you
find your surfboard!

She's bossing me around,
that's what she's doin'.

(BINGO LAUGHS)
If you ignore Satnav,

you're going to get lost.

Well, we'll see.

SATNAV: Turn right here.

Nope!
(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

SATNAV: Continue straight for...

No, I don't think so, love.
(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

SATNAV: Do a U-turn.
Nah, I'm good.

(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)
Proceed to the route.

BINGO: Statue World!

BLUEY: Is your surfboard here?

No. I think we're lost.

BOTH: We told you!

How am I gonna find my surfboard?

You just have to do what Satnav says.

Really?
BOTH: Yes!

Even though she's bossing me around?

Yes. She's doing it
for a good reason.

OK. Let's give it a go.

Bye, Statue World.

SATNAV: In metres, turn right.

Now, turn right, like she says.

This better work.

SATNAV: Turn left here.
Well, I just...

BLUEY AND BINGO: Dad!
OK.

SATNAV: Continue straight.

DAD: If you say so.

SATNAV: You have arrived.

Hey.

Look! The surfboard!

Whoa, it worked!

I told you!
I'm sorry, Satnav.

BINGO: (IMITATES SATNAV)
That...is...OK.

(ALL LAUGH)

Whoa! What have you got there?!

It's a crab claw.

Oh, yeah, look!
It's from a blue coral crab.

Ooh!
Hey, watch this.

Yah!
(SQUEALS AND LAUGHS)

Can I have a turn?

Hey, Bluey, throw that strap
back to me, will you?

Yes, Dad.

Oh, as long as that's
not bossing you around.

No, it's fine.

Aah! That's it. (LAUGHS)

Hello, everybody.

ALL: Hi, Bingo!

For show and tell,
I brought a crab claw.

It's from a blue coral crab.

Ooh, and there's this.

Pinch!
ALL: Aaah!

Again!
(LAUGHS)