01x05 - Magnum Opus

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(MARVEL THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC FAST-FORWARDS)

(MUSIC PLAYS AT NORMAL SPEED)

- (MUSIC ENDS)

- Hmm.

(GRUNTS)

(YOU CAN GET IT IF YOU REALLY

WANT BY JIMMY CLIFF PLAYING)

(ROCKET SNORING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(SHOWER RUNNING)

(GRUNTS)

Whee!

(GRUNTS)

- (BONES cr*ck)

- (GRUNTS)

(BEEPS)

- (GRUNTS)

- (expl*si*n)

(CHUCKLING)

(GRUNTS)

(YELPS)

(GRUNTS)

(ALARM BEEPING)

(HUMMING)

ROCKET: Groot, where (GASPS)

Groot, are you okay?

Groot, are you dead?

Oh, yeah, you're right there with the

Wait. Are those these ship's fuel rods?

Wait, how did you get the walls wet and on fire?

Wait, what's that? (SNIFFING)

Is that Drax's soap?

He's been lookin' everywhere for this. He won't shut up about it.

Groot, why does it look like a b*mb went off in here?

I am Groot.

A b*mb did go off?

What? How did you get Hey!

Don't give me that look.

Don't think you're getting out of this by being cute.

Why are you handing me this?

What is this? More trash?

It better be a written apology. Let's see this.

Oh.

Oh, look how big you are.

Oh, this is very nice.

We gotta get this framed.

Put up on the top of the fridge.

I can't stay mad at you, can I?

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

- What is that? Is that my tail hair?

- (expl*si*n)

Groot!

(GRUNTING)

You gotta be kidding me.