02x07 - Halloweenie

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once a year like the leaves it comes a

magical night when bedtimes disappear

and identities change when the ghouls

and goblins of our souls are set free to

roam the night and scarf candy for the

true believers Halloween is the ultimate

holiday for me it's the ultimate dork

holiday Halloween is for Halloween ease

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wrong Pete thinks I'm the weenie for not

believing anymore what happened to my

Halloween spirit where did it go and

once it's gone can it ever return

Pete and I were about to find out and

the answers would either save Halloween

or destroy it forever

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what is it about Halloween that gets

kids all Wiggly for some it's eating

enough candy corn to launch a lunar

probe but for my brother Pete it's

something much simpler immortality or as

it's known in Wellsville the records you

see 31 Halloween's about Greg and Judy

still trick-or-treated to 374 houses in

one night by midnight

they were Legends gods like Apollo and

Athena who Apollo and Athena they were

brother and sister

only Athena's ins have mother so she

just brings out of her father's head

better to fight I saw the picture the

record has never been broken me and Pete

always tried but then he quit Athena

never quit I won't either

the thing you have to realize is that

timeat

suction Halloween isn't a holiday

it's a holy day and then gutted for it

is a token of thanks to the Halloween

guy

you chosen oh but even the truest of the

true believers need a little help now in

them and that's where crossing guard

Frank culture comes into the story good

day citizens no that's my surveillance

as*ault vehicle you need that thing to

guard the crosswalk no no I'm on special

assignment chief Halloween Duty I've

been called a servant protects sector 17

now listen up you two tomorrow night be

sure to buddy up because they're out

there oh they're out there all right

Pete knew exactly who they were the

pumpkin eaters a pack of g*ons who turn

Halloween into Halloween no one knows

their true identities but every year

they ripped through Wellsville like a

twister pulverizing the Halloween spirit

of everyone who still believes

they are the dark nights of Halloween

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good pockets you got that right chief

the thing is that if we don't stop the

pumpkin eaters this is uh mmm our last

Halloween

what sorry chief I know how much it

means to you but I don't make the rules

the word just came down Oh remember

chief today's Devil's night 24 hours to

the big show be careful out there

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how's he taking it like someone punched

his soul between you and me I hope this

is the last Halloween

sick of it

Oh

like a graveyard looks like this

one got away

it used a bug mean whenever I saw a

smashed opium it just seems so senseless

but that day I finally understood maybe

because I hated Halloween smash it do it

I was lucky

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you have tasted the dark side do me a

favor

why me

just maybe there's hope for you yet

really okay he does anybody else's

Pumpkinhead smell like tangerines yeah I

licked my month's don't go ruining your

appetite boys cuz tonight we're gonna

have us a little weenie roast

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not on my watch permits

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make someone do this I don't understand

I know it sounds crazy but I couldn't

help feeling like I was to blame for

what happened as if the Halloween gods

had cursed Pete for the pumpkin I

destroyed and it didn't help that the

next day

I'm sorry gumdrop but I'd have to be an

idiot to let you go trick-or-treating

known as pop pulled the plug on her

Halloween plans love hurts Pete mom told

me about no no what are you gonna do

nothing can't break the record alone

takes two people the Hall of candy

remember more sh*t it's all I wanted

maybe it was loyalty maybe it was

stupidity that's it this day I still

can't believe what I did next Pete I'll

go again you you and me together

remember don't yank my chain I'm not

I'll go you will you what Pete you can't

go trick-or-treating it's no big deal

I know what this is about so I'm just

not a pumpkin is that worth ruining your

life I think you're being a little

dramatic dramatic

I'll give you dramatic I got two words

for you Ellen don't Ned Richmond

remember last year

how could I forget last Halloween this

fifteen-year-old Phebe named Ned

Richmond went trick-or-treating and the

pumpkin eaters caught it he got roasted

for everyone to see

Ned's life has never been the same

now nobody will go near him not even in

the yearbook

I can run really fast please don't do it

once a Halloween II always Halloweeny

you'll be scarred for life

I gotta go get ready according to my

brother the record is one of mankind's

greatest feats but landing on the moon

and if we broke the record

we'd be legends just like Neil Armstrong

and Buzz Aldrin the first two men to

walk on the moon for me I was just

relieved that the visor covered my face

Pete was relieved too because he could

actually relieve himself in his space

suit

ah science ready commander Armstrong

ready

so off we went into the unknown visions

of Halloween glory surging through

Pete's brain fear of being unmasked

racing through my own so it all came

down to this one fateful Halloween by

midnight all the questions would be

answered would this be the last

Halloween would Pete finally break the

record and would my Halloweeny secret

remain a secret

commander ready set go

but as I soon discovered I wouldn't have

much time for worrying because Pete

devised a battle plan that rocketed us

through suburbia you know by 8 o'clock

just one hour into our 374 house quest

Dolf a hundred and fifteen houses for

Suge Hill all the way to Sahara Mike

Avenue

we were unstoppable and as my Halloween

spirit returned I could feel it it was a

night for Heroes

and unfortunately villains because Pete

and I weren't the only ones trying to

change the face of Halloween it's a w*r

zone out there go home

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fertilizer with the pumpkin eaters reign

of terror and full force

I convinced Pete that we've had to take

evasive action I knew that if the

pumpkin eaters caught me

hello we Tim so armed with Pete's

knowledge of every shortcut in

Wellsville we began serpentining

suburbia but somewhere around house 203

the pumpkin eaters tighten their

stranglehold on Halloween and suddenly

it looked like our night of glory would

be squashed by fear but the spirit of

Halloween could not be crushed

Wellsville refused to surrender

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energy some woman over as we closed it

on the record I guess I got a little

overconfident but with only six blocks

to go I figured what could go wrong

lay men from space

Ned Richmond hey you're Pete Wrigley no

I'm not I'm uh Neil Armstrong oh yeah

sure

your secret's safe with me hey maybe we

could go together next year

ha riddles

you called me riggles this is crazy if

they find me I'll end up like Ned hey

maybe we could find someone else for you

to team up with we'll the only

whole-wheat he's left

not alone not out there

I knew that I was being a spineless

weasel I knew that I was sucker punching

Pete's dreams of gore but I had to get

home and lose the spacesuit

I just couldn't end up like ya know in

my way Halloweeny

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hey wherever you are 45 minutes I'm

gonna be famous no you're gonna be it

was the last place a Halloween hater

like me should have ended up but it was

the only place left to hide

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later

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I hate this holiday

yeah well he's you too leave me alone

you hear me you're the reason I'm in

this whole mess

soon yourself it's nice knowing you

traitor

at that moment I didn't care what

happened to Halloween all I cared about

was me tag your day

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the biggest Halloweeny of them all the

last house final frontier

um what has the white jerkweed I told

you I didn't need you what do you want

from me except your soul drive around

town

I've got something special planned from

this

what are you gonna do to me well that

depends on what you do for me yesterday

we saw you really you smashed the

pumpkin oh it was beautiful now now here

you are in this pathetic excuse of a

haunted house

hating Halloween even more just like you

exactly vaguely we can destroy Halloween

together smash the pumpkin and together

we'll toast the death of Halloween and

if I don't two words

Richmond do it you know you want to

you felt it yesterday and you feel it

now

I could feel it at that moment I had

more power in my hands than I've ever

had in my life

the power that could crush the spirit of

Halloween forever but would I could I do

it no one's looking

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sorry to hear that endless Mike would

you expect carrot head mister tasty fry

this week

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like I said dirtbags not on my watch

where you going

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no blame it in space no one can hear you

scream commander a work here is that in

the end Pete was right it was a night

for Heroes the next day with the pumpkin

eaters unmasked and in custody the

cleanup began you missed a spot

stooge

it was the last time their kind ever

haunted our town

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as for Pete he didn't break the record

but that was okay

maybe next year because he achieved

greatness in another way that night so

did I we helped save Halloween in Wells

fail now every year when the leaves come

so does Halloween setting free the

ghouls and goblins of our souls for one

magical night especially for two

brothers who will always believe

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you

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