03x07 - Last Laugh

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the alarm went off that morning just

like it always did

but something was different that day

it was that one day a year when we all

live in fear

everyone

but p

good morning

beautiful day i made breakfast

sugar for your coffee dad

oh no you don't

you think i'm going to fall for the old

switcheroo huh well maybe i'll have a

little crab jacks cleaner in my coffee

huh maybe that's where the sugar is well

maybe that's what you want me to think

yeah

you think you're so clever well you know

you got to wake up pretty early in the

morning to put one over on old dawn

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april fools

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this

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oh

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april fool's day the day my brother pete

rules the universe his pranks are

legendary like the time he freeze-dried

cuba but the prank he planned this year

would top them all

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pete

my man it's gonna be a solid day solid

as a rock can you feel it

electricity so everyone is dying to know

what's the big plan

what plan wayne what plan is this guy

super genius or what wayne there is

nothing to tell and even if there was

we wouldn't tell you

i don't believe you two aren't you guys

getting a little old for april

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i fools not

april fool's

genius at work

just tell me

is anything gonna happen to me

no guarantees wayne

except one

we're not pranking each other

right

ladies and gentlemen

this is the enemy

notice the abundance of freckles the

innocent smile don't let it fool you

he's a k*ller

meet principal ken schwinger the most

despised principal in wellsville history

it wasn't the mandatory squat thrusts or

the creamed corn lunches that made him

so hated it was eight v-necked dweebs

called the up with personal hygiene

singers

every year schwinger inflicted their

good hygiene jamboree on the helpless

kids of wellsville

you see when i was a boy i had a problem

with clogged ears then one day at school

a little fella named johnny earwax sang

a song

but opened my ears to a whole new world

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uh

that's very touching sir but uh ah don't

you get it the hygiene singers are

coming today

april fool's day

i know how ridley thinks he'll try

something

uh aren't you being a little paranoid

paranoid

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come on

we're buds

amigos just tell me i'm even a prank

that's privileged information wayne why

is it someone big

is it

schwinger

that's it you're going after the man you

gotta be crazy relax

schwinglets isn't so tough

you don't think so my friend

look

we've put up with him

and a stinking show for too long

today

they're both going down

bring it on punk i'll shred you like

wheat

sand enough bottom line

if wrigley's going to be stopped i'm

going to need a pro

miss flavinger is send him in

pitch stain

some people call me that

then again some people don't have any

compassion for glandular disorders

my associates

hair net

night brace

you're hiring these troublemakers that's

a necessary evil no offense are you up

to it young man nailing pete wrigley is

the best part of being alive

i'm deputizing you as hall monitors

you'll have total access to the school

find out what he's up to and bring him

in

how do you want him

dead

or alive

oh he's good

oh he's good

the battle lines were drawn

by lunchtime the hygiene assembly was

only an hour away and pit stain didn't

have diddly on pete

all that was about to change

cream corn not again

it's so

slimy

for your information mr schwinger says

the cream corn builds strong bodies 17

ways monica

what are you doing

i'm going for my cafeteria lady merit

badge don't mess it up

now may i interest you in heaping

helping of nature's goodness i'd rather

eat

talk

geez

what's with monica i guess we better not

tell her about the big prank

this place is crying spies

what are you two two months

doing back there

uh we won a contest

a contest

good answer

you damn what's oh back to work

nothing like a good meal right before a

good prank

i always say right guys

oops

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this tuna surprise is amazing

what's the surprise

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i'm not sure it's on the tip of my

tongue let me try my taste buds are like

a flavor computer

bingo it's crepstar atomic hot sauce

hey

you're right no

you promised april fools

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oh

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stain to schwinger stain to schwinger

the dam is ready to break

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it uh cools your mouth like a flowing

mountain stream

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ah

see

i'm not such a bad guy

i know people think i'm some kind of

monster

but i'd

never do to you what pete just did

i thought he was your friend

me too

but holy moly

do you see everybody laughing

it was horrible

i know your pain

i don't think so

no no

people call me

pit stain

oh yeah

but it wasn't always that way

long ago before

wrigley cursed me with that nickname

people used my real name

they used to call me

plan

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hi fran

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if i were your friend i'd never use you

the way wrigley is

what do you mean don't you see nona

he used you in that lunchroom just like

he uses everybody

just to get a laugh

yeah

you're

right

we've got to stop him before he hurts

anyone else the way he hurt us

now

what do you know about the prank he's

planning

only everything

where should i begin

sing my little kind andre sing your

little heart out

when it came to april fool's day my

brother always made sure the joke was on

the other guy but once nona ratted him

out to pit stain this time the joke was

on peed

this next piece

composed by marquis le flan

was first performed in 1787

during the beheading of king louis the

13th

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don't sh**t it's just a note i know i'm

not supposed to zip your yap part dude

it's not you we want

it's him

what's the charge

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it is my pleasure to place you under

immediate and extended suspension

for plotting to disrupt the school

function you got nothing on me i didn't

that's true

but then

a little birdie began to sing

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it's all over pete

i told him everything

why

you broke your word you pranked me

and now i'm pranking you

pretty good huh

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oh this is so good

they were counting on us

this isn't happening somebody slapped me

wow

you're not a traitor young lady you're a

hero your skull to your country

to good hygiene

mint

thanks fran

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please have a seat mr wrigley

thank you gentlemen i can handle it from

here

i guess i should wish you april fool's

but somehow

i don't think you'd appreciate it

as much as i'd like to discuss your

miserable fate

i'm late for assembly

you may not know this

but i'm a personal friend of johnny

earwax johnny earwax is a heiner

johnny earwax open my ears to the sound

of life mr wrigley a sound you'll never

hear you think about that while you sit

there

that's it

you're just gonna leave me here that's

right

and if you get up from that chair you're

in big trouble

whoo

the principal's chair i better not get

out of the principal's chair

you really think a chair can stop me

actually i was counting on the secret

trap door

goodbye mr wrigley

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your attention please

me great pleasure to be standing here

today because

when you say up with hygiene

you might as well be saying up with life

and now without further achu

i'd like to present

the

up with personal hygiene

singers

hey everybody i'm johnny earwax and

we're the up with personal hygiene

singers

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hiking hiking when you're clean from

head to toe you will always say

i'm a happy day

i'm a happy boy people love you when

you're clean so now i'm with partial

no

they're gonna make me brush my tongue

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i can't dr kleinmarker says if i hold it

too long i'll cause him infection he

says an infection at my age could cause

my corpuscles to get off you've got two

minutes

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yes

crosstalk

super genius

super spy

has done it again

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oh no

pete wrigley i presume wayne

all right let's do some recon we seem to

be in some sort of a caged area wayne

get down

well why

not michael morgan party for duty

right on time

no no what are you doing here you're a

traitor

you are awesome

wait

you guys chase louise this is super

genius it's all part of the big prank

right

pete he knows so much we should k*ll him

we'll spare your waynoid

if you stay out of the way

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you keep an eye out for him i'm going

backstage

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he's a double agent and a hall of fame

quarterback

he's wayne pardew coming soon to a

theater

who invited wayne the pain

it's a long story

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wait

get this thing set up

pete

i'm a crab scout

let's hook up this sucker

isn't somebody gonna tell me what's

going on

red fox is in the den

i repeat

red fox

wrigley

really

that's impossible i already caught him

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uh

guys slam it wayne we're almost done you

got that right stinkfist

now

drop the hose

or i'll drop you oh no

red fox is dead

do you copy

loud and clear

just in time

hey everybody it's me johnny earwax and

i'd like you to meet my special friend

mr ear say hello to mr ear hello mr ear

gee

i don't think mystery or heard you and

do you know why it's because he's full

of wax if only i had a cotton swab i

could clean mystery

hey do any of you have a cotton swab i

just happen to have one

will wrigley what do you say

i say

it's prank time

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fake roomy of the century

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what do you think you're doing

pulling the best prank you ever saw miss

bird brainer

red alert

red alert

wants to rump you guys we only got a few

seconds

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contact

must get the wax must get the wax must

get the wax must get the wax

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hey schwinger

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april fools

to this day it's still known as the

greatest prank wellsville has ever seen

some remember it as the last time they

ever saw johnny earwax

you don't deserve that giant swamp no no

but those who were there remember

something else how the forces of good

and evil join sides that day

will they ever join sides again

maybe we'll find out next april fool's

day a great celebration

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i'm

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is

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now here's all you have to know

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