02x24 - Secrets of Superboy

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Warden Peters,

report to administration.

Warden Peters,

report to administration.

Oh, boy, it's lunchtime.

I love prison food.

That's why I love

being in prison

because of the prison food.

How much time do I have?

Three minutes?

More than enough time.

I'll have coffee afterwards.

I just love prison food.

It's delicious

prison food.

Whoops, I dropped my tray.

Not a smart thing

to do in prison.

Hey, Clarkster,

you home?

Hey man, look what we got

in the mail?

You got one too.

Who would send us a present?

One of those new

portable video games.

Ha, this is great.

Clark, aren't you gonna try

yours?

I wish I could,

but I got a deadline.

You two guys have fun.

Oh, company.

I love company.

Oh, Nick Knack,

I'm so glad to see you.

Oh, I'm glad to be back.

And I'm sorry.

Oh, I forgive you.

Oh, ho, ho.

Oh, oh, my back,

my back.

Please, let me go, let me go,

let me go, let me go.

Let me go.

I forgive you,

all right?

Uh-huh.

And I'd like to show you

my latest invention.

Oh, I'm so happy

you forgive me

for letting Superboy

go that time.

Oh, here, make yourself

comfortable.

Sit down.

Now, I'll bring us

something to eat

in a little while.

Here, let me put you in here.

I don't want you to fall out.

I'm very concerned with you,

you know.

What are you doing,

Nick Knack?

Oh, nothing, here,

I just think you might

Oh, straps are tight.

Well, they have to be.

I can't move,

Nick Knack.

Don't you see,

you're going to be part

of an experiment.

You're going to test out

my mind probe machine.

Yeah.

Boy, I don't wanna see my

electric bill this month.

My brain.

It hurts.

It's heating me.

Well, Superboy,

now you'll know what it's like

to be the little weakling nerd

who no one likes to play with.

My mind.

It's hurting.

Don't worry about it.

I just wanna see how much

a person can take

before my mind probe machine

kills them.

It's draining me.

You mean

my little Nick Knack

could be a hurt

little Nick Knack?

I'm afraid so.

Well, then I better

untie you right away,

so that you can save him.

No, you're draining

the battery.

Oh, you ruined everything,

Superboy.

But I'll get you yet,

if it's the last thing I do.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oops.

Daisy, Daisy.

She's dead.

Less than a minute.

I'll have to adjust it

for Superboy's friends.

Well, Daisy, my dear,

I've lost you.

But I've got an idea.

Andy's emporium.

If I don't have it,

I can get it.

Give me Clark Kent.

He's out.

Then get this,

it's me, Nick Knack.

What?

Oh, please be a racecar

and race over to my place.

Vroom. Vroom, vroom.

Vroooooooommmmm.

Eeerrrttt.

Vroom, vroooooommm.

Hello?

I'm back.

-It's the Toy Master.

-Nick Knack?

Be a sweet for Nick Knack

and come on over as a toy train.

Toot, toot.

Choo, choo, choo,

choo, choo, choo.

Oh, oh, Daisy.

I can't believe it.

ItYou're better

than the original one.

You're a new improved Daisy.

It's alive.

It's alive.

I'm so melodramatic.

Yes, Nick Knack,

I will help you.

Very good, Daisy.

Oh, Daisy, why don't you be

a real doll and answer that.

Yes, in a few minutes.

Vroom, vroom, vroooommm.

Toot, toot,

choo, choo, choo, choo.

Choo, choo, choo, choo.

It worked, Nick Knack,

it worked perfectly.

Well, of course it did.

It's post-hypnotic suggestion.

It couldn't have failed.

Vrrooom.

Choo, choo, choo, choo.

Toot, toot.

Stop.

Go to your chairs.

Okay, Daisy, as soon

as you're through with that

you'll get some popcorn.

And keep trying to get in touch

with Clark Kent

as I ready

the mind probe machine.

With it, I can see every one

of their thoughts

and learn every secret

about Superboy.

Secrets that will help me

defeat Superboy for good.

All right.

When the sand runs out,

I'll know all of their thoughts.

And then both of them

will be dead.

Andy?

They seem to be completely under

the hypnosis, Nick Knack.

Good.

I'll start

with the girl, first.

Oh, Lana.

Lana Lang.

Can you hear me?

Is there something that could

hurt Superboy?

Green kryptonite.

Everybody knows that.

What else can hurt him?

Red kryptonite.

Very good.

Red kryptonite

made him bad.

-That you and I?

-Yeah.

With a little luck,

we could be running

this country in one month.

Yeah.

Yeah and I got

the perfect plan.

Hm, spill it.

We take that m*llitary base

tomorrow.

You think I could ever

team up with a loser like you?

Once you're out of the way,

nothing can stand in my way.

Nothing.

Superboy, don't.

We can help you.

No, we can't.

Do it.

k*ll him.

II can't.

Oh, good.

I can't.

I can't k*ll.

Where am I?

I don't remember anything.

Yeah, but that wasn't

Superboy's fault.

I need more information.

More information.

I have to probe deeper.

I'm probing deeper.

They're in pain,

Nick Knack.

Something's happening to them.

I know they're in pain.

I'm putting them in pain.

I'm draining their minds

of all their thoughts.

And they'd better start

talking quick

because in less

than an hour,

they'll both be dead.

I think I'll go with the boy,

this time.

Oh, Andy, do you know anything

about Superboy's weaknesses?

You know anything that could

take his power away?

Oh.

It came from over there,

somewhere.

I saw it.

Are you okay?

I can't fly.

Now, I have enough power

to leave this planet

and take you with me.

Andy, look out.

Power from an alien source.

Do you know of anything else

that could hurt Superboy?

Nick Knack, she's getting weaker

by the minute.

I don't care.

In case

you don't know this,

I happen to be

a very mean person.

Now, Lana,

do you know anything

about magic

hurting Superboy?

Burn, nice boy,

burn, burn.

If I cannot have you,

Superboy,

no one else ever will.

I will destroy you,

as only my powerful magic can.

No.

I've given you every chance.

You've had your turn.

Now it's time

for you to burn.

Oooaaaahhhhh.

Burn, nice boy, burn.

Burn, go to ashes.

Look at that boy burning.

I'll get you.

Your powers don't cut it

with me, Superboy.

I'm magic.

Only magic can hurt me

like it's hurting you.

I'll use your magic heal on you.

No, no, I feel the heat.

Oh, oh, oh.

That's what

I was counting on.

Andy, remember me?

Do you know of anything

much more powerful

than magic that could hurt

Superboy?

ThereThere was a power,

supernatural force.

Aaaaahhhhhh.

Byron.

Nick knack,

she could die.

I don't give aI'm not

concerned with that.

It'll all be part of my revenge

against Superboy.

Lana.

Lana Lang,

do you know of a power

as strong as Superboy's?

Huh, Lana?

A power as strong

as Superboy's.

We are brothers.

You are my enemy.

Freeze where you are

or we will open fire.

People not welcome.

You leave, now.

I don't wanna remember.

Very good,

she's resisting.

There's something that she

doesn't want us to know.

Would the groom put the ring

on the bride's finger.

If there's anyone present

who objects to this wedding,

let them speak now or forever

hold his peace.

I object.

Superboy.

Right on schedule.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

That's close enough,

Superboy.

He's got the g*n.

Say cheese.

You k*lled him.

That was the plan,

my dear wife.

Oh, what a great story.

I like that story.

Daisy, didn't you?

But Nick Knack,

they could be dead.

Only moments away.

You will come to me

at midnight.

You will go

to the char warehouse

Post-hypnotic

suggestion.

when I call.

Superboy.

Your games

are all over, Nick.

How could you

have found out?

Not a second too soon.

Ah, what happened?

It's all over

for you now, Nick.

The only thing you can ever

count on

is good guys always win.