02x26 - The Woman Called Tiger Eye

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You got something

for an old lady?

Well, give it to me.

The crystal has traveled

thousands of Miles

through the pyrenees mountains

and the Congo.

There have

been many risks.

I put a great

value on my life.

Give it to me.

Where the rest

you filthy old hag?

No one cheats me.

You should learn to respect your

elders.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Oo

Woo hoo, woo hoo.

Ah, what a warm roof

for the homeless will do.

Business before

pleasure, my pets.

The last of the crystals

of the ancient druid priests.

At last my years

of searching are finally over.

Haven't I told you never

to touch without asking?

Each crystal has

a power of its own

but the ultimate power belongs

to whoever can

fuse all

the crystals into one.

How are you going

to do it, Tiger Eye?

It takes temperatures greater

than the sun.

I don't get it.

How are you going

to go there?

When genetics gave you that

gorgeous body,

I guess something

had to be missing.

The answer is right here

in our own backyard.

Superboy.

Yes, that's right; he could do

it with his heat vision.

Yes and I have studied that

gorgeous hunk of man.

But come on, you could never get

Superboy to help you.

Denny, you talk too much.

Now, we're just going

to have to do something

about that, aren't we?

Poor, poor Denny.

Nowback to the fun.

How am I to my plan to get this

gorgeous Superboy

to do my bidding?

All I need is this Lana Lang

girl to do it.

AndSuperboy is mine.

Lana?

Listen, I know you probably

think

that I'm not really interested

in art

and the only reason I'm doing

this is to see

all the foxy models

posing in the buff,

but it's not true.

Well, I believe anyone can

experience an artistic

awakening and learn

to really appreciate

the beauty in life.

Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it,

it's the awakening thing.

That's why I transferred

from meteorology

to life drawing.

Andy, you're

gonna love it.

The human body is

a beautiful thing.

Absolutely.

Have you ever

seen such a body

so perfectly sculpted?

Look at those

supple muscles.

Aren't you inspired?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, listen, Lana, just between

you and me

you know artist to artist when

do you think we'll

draw females?

Oh, didn't I tell you?

That's next semester.

Oh.

Nice work.

Oh!

I didn't mean

to startle you.

What are you doing here?

I need to ask you a favor.

I was wondering if you could

cover my history

class for me?

I'm not going

to be able to make it.

I have to cover that museum

opening

that Superboy's

gonna be at.

I'll see you guys later.

-Bye.

-See ya.

This is the third time in two

weeks I've covered

for you so you could go

out and do a story on Superboy.

I really appreciate it.

Clark, you're hopeless.

What am I gonna

do with you?

Excuse me, I'd

like to talk to you.

Me?

Oh, ah, oh, sure I'd like

to talk to you, too.

Bye, Clark.

All right, now let's just get

out of these clothes.

The students are waiting.

Come on.

But you don't understand!

Oh, relax.

You'll get used to everybody

watching you naked.

Uh, Lana, where

are you going?

She has a date with me.

Yeah, I have

a date with him.

What about

your midterm?

Why don't we

get rid of him?

Okay, bye-bye.

ButAh!

Oh, he go swoosh.

Excuse me.

Clark?

Look out for the car!

Clark, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, just

a few bruises.

Under the trance she told us

this Clark Kent guy

knows how to

contact Superboy.

She gave us Kent's number.

Where am I?

My, my, my, what

a pretty young thing.

Too bad you're not going to grow

up to be old.

I don't know what it is you want

but when Superboy

finds out I'm missing

he'll come after you.

Yes, he will won't he?

Especially since I

intend to extend him

a personal invitation.

What are you

talking about?

Oh, we are curious

aren't we?

I'm going to ask Superboy to do

me a little itty bitty favor.

Oh, no.

You're not gonna

use me as bait.

I already have.

You know, you remind me

a lot of me when I was your age.

Feisty with a temperament like

a, like a snake.

Yes, yes, a snake.

It would be very,

very fitting.

What are you doing?

My, how I love cold slithery

wicked things.

Clark, she hasn't

called or anything.

I'm worried.

-Hello.

-Clark?

Lana!

You've got to help.

Where are you?

Are you all right?

Where is she?

I'm in trouble, Clark.

I got away from them

long enough to call.

You've got

to find Superboy.

I'm in an underground

lab beneath

the Old Industrial Park.

Under the old kenson building,

I know where that is.

Don't worry, Lana.

I'll find him.

What?

Andy, you stay here

in case she calls back.

Wait,

I'm coming with

What's with this door?

Ow, oh, ow!

Whoa!

Okay, all right.

Hah!

Aw, not hungry?

Guess you still prefer filet

mignon, huh?

Ah!

Oo hoo.

Oo hoo.

Hmm.

Where's Lana?

How impatient

you are, Superboy.

Come on, Lana.

Come and say hello

to your hero.

Yes.

I think you two

should meet again.

Snake, this is Superboy.

Superboy, this is snake.

What is this

some kind of joke?

No, no, no joke.

This is a snake and her

name is Lana Lang.

Not as attractive as she once

was but she'll make

a wonderful pet.

How could you turn

Lana into a snake?

Oh, it's very simple if

you have the answers.

And the crystal.

Nowdo you believe me?

What do you

want from me?

I want you to do

a very simple task.

I need you to fuse all

the crystals together into one.

Not a chance.

Now, this is acid.

Don't make me do something that

you'll regret.

Please, fuse them?

Fuse them.

For centuries the great

alchemists have sought

to create the greatest most

powerful crystal of all.

They always failed.

But now, thanks to you,

Superboy, it belongs to me.

Maybe not.

Now, you appreciate power,

Superboy.

You can realize why only you

remain a thr*at to me.

Go ahead, Tiger Eye,

finish him off!

No, I think you need to go back

to the way you were.

I thought you needed me.

Need?

I need no one now.

I'll miss him.

You're a man of power.

I'm a woman of passion.

Together we can

rule the world.

Join me, Superboy.

Forget it.

You can't resist.

After all, it was your power

that created the crystal.

Come on, join me.

Come with me, Superboy.

I'm yours, Tiger Eye.

Let's go

somewhere remote,

somewhere we can

plan our conquest of the world.

I know a place near

Shuster Gardens.

Let's fly there together.

Lana?

Hi, Lana, it's just me.

Okay, come on, babe.

We gotta get out of here.

OoYou never really hugged me

like that

when you were

a girl did you?

Appreciate the affection

but just go out with me

when this is all done.

Well, let's get to the park.

Oo, you do know

how to please a girl.

I don't know how we're

going to help, Superboy.

You're a snake.

And I've only

got a C average.

The park, pull over.

Ordinary coal

Is now a diamond.

Oo, how nice and so simple.

What do we have here?

Serpent in our garden?

Superboy is mine now.

It's now or never, Superboy.

Snap out of it, Superboy.

It's mine.

We've got to stop her!

This little romance is over,

Tiger Eye.

I don't think so.

You have a strange way

of showing affection.

Well, you know what they say

about a woman scorned.

You had your chance.

My heart is turned

to ice and so will you.

Well, good-bye, my love.

Parting is such

sweet sorrow.

Superboy, catch!

There's no telling what those

new crystals'll do.

I just hope there's a way

to bring Lana back.

All right, Superboy,

that must have broken the spell!

No!

All my crystals!

No!

Wow.

I guess those new crystals did

that to her.

At least she's still alive.

Hey, isn't that that guy that

she turned into a vulture?

They're together now.

I'd better dispose of these.

Well, Lana, what did it feel

like to be a snake?

Probably no

different than being

Andy McAlister.