01x04 - OctoCharlotte/Trouble in Tropikini

[bunniefuu]

[exciting music]

- ♪ Oh here we go up the tubes ♪

♪ Fighting crime is what we do ♪

♪ A superhero and his sidekick with a plan ♪

- He has a plan!

- ♪ Who's the one behind the mask ♪

♪ Who can move superfast?

♪ It's Kid Danger... - And look!

- ♪ It's Captain Man

- ♪ So come along - Come along!

- ♪ It's the adventures of Kid Danger ♪

♪

♪ This is the song - This is the song!

- ♪ For the adventures of Kid Danger ♪

♪

- ♪ I'm okay

- Feels good.

[whimsical orchestral music]

♪

- Hello and konichiwa!

Now, you've got to take your tuna fish in one hand,

and your Kn*fe in the other, and make a wee slice

right down the vein.

- [grunts] - No, no, Ray.

That's not how you hold your tuna fish.

- Hey, I don't want to learn

how to make sushi from you, okay?

I want to learn from Chef Scotty Yamoto, so--

- Hey, you!

You're holding your tuna fish wrong.

- Ha. - How did he know?

[whimsical musical flourish]

- [grunts]

- Ooh, Charlotte, why'd you fall down?

- Uh, because my leg is broken.

- Well, where are your crutches?

- I don't know, I had them when I got in the tube--

[grunts, yells]

- Hey, Henry, look!

Schwoz and I are learning to make sushi.

- Ooh, for real?

- [grunting]

So, anybody going to ask me how I broke my leg?

[all murmur] - Aw, geez, why?

- There I was, climbing up Mt. Swellview.

A tall mountain.

Yeah, I'm talking tall.

Not short at all.

When I ran into a g*ng of wild, antisocial rabbits.

Uh, look, rabbits, I don't want any trouble.

But if you want to fight...

[grunts]

- [snarls]

- [screaming]

[screaming]

And so I was tumbling down the mountain,

with this insane rabbit stuck to my face,

and, what the?

[all humming]

- Hey! I was telling a story.

- I know, it was so great. - Yeah, but we got bored.

- So we decided to give each other pedicures.

- Fine, I guess nobody cares about my broken leg.

- You broke your leg? - Yes!

It's going to take three months to heal.

- No, no, no, no, no. Schwoz, go get the thing.

- But my toenails are still wet!

- Oh, all right, I'll get it.

Hey, Charlotte, look what I can do with my two working legs.

Do-do-do-do-do-do. - [laughter]

- Oh, he's mocking her.

- What's he going to get that's going to fix my leg?

- My molecular re-stabilizer.

- Molecular re-stabilizer? - Well, how's it work?

- Well, you aim the molecular re-stablizier

at the boo-boo, and then it sh**t a special nuclear beam

that fuses together the broken bones pieces.

And also, you scream a lot because it hurts really bad.

- Well, is it dangerous?

- Is it dangerous to get into a bathtub with a bear?

- Yeah, don't you remember?

- Hmm...

♪ Splishy-splashy, splishy-splashy ♪

- [roars]

- [screaming, gurgling]

Yeah, it was literally a blood bath.

- Hey, show me how you make sushi.

- Okay, my toenails are still moist.

But I can just walk on my heels.

[giggling]

- Hey, Charlotte, hobble on over here.

- Okay.

- So, what's the coolest fish you got?

- Uh, that would be my octopus. - Whoa, cool.

Is it dead? - Yeah, yeah, so dead.

- [grunting]

I got it, I got Schwos' molecular re-stabilizer.

- Well, thank goodness.

Now, please hurry and make it fix my leg.

- No problem.

- Ew. - Here.

Give me the remote.

Ha, now I turn it on.

[machine hums]

- So, you just sh**t that thing at Charlotte,

and it'll fuse her broken leg back together?

- Yeah, probably.

And now...

sha-boom!

- [groaning]

[screams]

- Oh, my God! - Oh, no!

[beam pulsating]

- What happened to Charlotte? - What happened to my octopus?

- All right, I think I'm going to puke.

[retching]

- What's the problem, why are you--

[screams]

- Charlotte, stop!

- I can't! I--I can't control my legs!

[all scream] Sorry.

Sorry, my bad, sorry. [all grunt]

- Ah, she's got a blade!

- Charlotte, put down that sushi cutting device.

- I would if I could.

But my eight legs, they do what they want.

- Aha, now I have an equal w*apon.

So come on, Octo-Charlotte. You want to fight me?

- I don't, but I think my legs do.

[yelling]

- Hey, Ray, be careful! - Sorry, sorry.

- [screams] [keys jingle]

My keys fell out of my pocket!

- Sorry, no, stop, oh. - [grunting]

Leave my boogers alone.

[laughs] Stop it!

- Whoa, whoa!

- Uh, the elevator! - No, no help me!

[all groan] - Too far left.

[all groan]

- So, what do you guys want to do today?

- Dude! - Yes?

- We got to go help Charlotte get back to normal.

- Ugh, all right, we'll go help her.

But we got to get back here before "Game Shakers" starts.

- Oh, totally. - Yeah, yeah, of course.

Such a great show.

[upbeat music] [electricity crackles]

[screaming]

- I'm sorry! No, no, don't open the door.

- This week at the Swellview Aqua Center,

take a pic with the famous fish, Meano.

- Ooh, yay, it's my turn.

[giggles]

Perfect, this is the photo

that's going to turn my life around.

Happiness-- - Shut up and run!

[screaming] - Ah, sorry.

It's not my fault, I can't control any of my eight legs.

[yells]

- [groans]

I hate constriction! - I'm sorry!

Leg, you put him down.

[grunts] [gurgles]

- [sighs] - Hey, you there!

- Oh, uh, hi. Help!

- I'll help you after you pull the pathetic nerd

out of that aquarium. - It's not my fault!

I can't control what my legs-- - [grunting]

[both grunting]

- Ew, he's wet, get him off, get him off, get him off!

Get off me, nerd! - Captain Ray, Captain Ray!

I'm here, I'm here with the-- - [grunts]

- Oh, my noggin!

- Ugh, okay, what took you so long?

- You left me, and I had to push

this molecular re-stabilizer all the way here

from the Man Van by myself. - Well, hurry up

and blast Charlotte so we can separate her from the octopus.

- Oh, all right.

I can't get a clear sh*t.

Too many people in the way. - Captain Man, Kid Danger!

- What, what? - Who are you?

- I'm a marine biologist.

- Well, thank you for your service to our country.

- Yes, we truly appreciate you helping to protect America.

- No, this is an aquatic tranquilizer.

Stick this into that octo-monster,

and it'll make her tentacles go to sleep.

- Okay, give it to me! - No, let me do it!

I'm the one with the super fast reflexes.

- Fine, baby, go do it. - Yay!

[grunting]

- Aah, Henry--I mean, Kid Danger, be careful!

I can't control my tentacles, so you better stop--

[muffled screams]

- Don't worry, I just need to s*ab you with this needle.

Now, I realize your tentacles may be sensitive.

[both grunting]

- Good, good kid, Hurry! Stick her in the tentacle!

- I understand my goal!

Okay, Octo-Charlotte,

prepare to be tranquil!

- Ow!

[moans]

Whoa, I feel weird.

- All right, good work, kid.

Now, I'll grab her by the tentacles,

and drag her outside.

You bring the molecular re-stabilizer.

- Aw, man, it's heavy.

[grunting]

- Excuse us. - Move aside.

- We're dragging a monster.

- The rules don't apply to us.

- ♪ bottles of schnitz on the wall ♪

♪ bottles of schnitz

[grunting and panting]

- Hey, hey, where did Schwoz go?

- I told him to drive around in circles

until we were ready for him to pick us up.

- [sighs] - Parking was $, dude.

- Who cares about doll-- - Just, will you get the

molecular re-stabilizer ready, please?

- Okay, set Charlotte up so I can blast her.

- [groaning] - On it.

- [groaning] - All right.

[groaning] Hey, you.

- Oop, okay.

- Oh, uh-oh, dude.

Her tentacles are starting to move again.

- The tranquilizer must be wearing off.

Quick, we've got to blast her now.

Do it! - Okay, here goes!

Poink!

- ♪ bottles of schnitz on the wall ♪

♪ bottles of schnitz

- Schwoz, stop! - No, Schwoz, stop!

[yells]

[all screaming]

- Oh, oh, man, oh, no. - Oh, oh, oh, no.

- Oh, no, what's happening, what's happening?

- Oh, man, this is not going to end well.

- I did not expect that to happen.

- Well, we might as well drive her home.

[triumphant musical flourish]

- Hello? What happened to me?

- Nothing. - You're okay.

She is so not okay. - So not.

- I don't feel okay. - Just try not to speak.

We'll fix her when we get home. - Ooh, yeah, we should.

- Hey, don't tell me not to speak!

I have questions.

Number one, why can't I feel my body?

Number two, how did I--honk! [honking]

Hey, don't hit the horn and make me go--

[honking] Honk!

[both laughing] - Stop it!

[honking] - Honk!

- [laughing] - My friend's a car.

Oh, man. - Keep, keep, keep doing it.

- Honk! [honking]

- Do we have to turn her back right away?

- Honk! [honking]

[whimsical orchestral music]

♪

- Aw, who's a good blob? You're a good blob!

[alarm blares]

Ah, stupid hotline.

[groans]

[humming]

Hello-- [clears throat]

[high voice] Hello, you've reached

the Captain Man and Kid Danger hotline.

This is Schwoozin. - Hi, Schwoozin, help!

I'm at the zoo, and I fell into the gorilla cage.

- [kisses]

[growls]

- Send Captain Man and Kid Danger!

- Sorry, Captain Man and Kid Danger are on vacation.

- Well, where did they go? - To Tropikini!

[calypso music]

- Oh, yeah, look at me! [all cheering]

Ray Manchester, driving a speedboat!

- Yeah, baby! - Whoo!

How great is this? - It's awesome!

- Yeah, we're on a boat!

both: Whoo! - Yeah, baby!

- Hey, can I come down now?

- Uh, no. You can come down in an hour.

- But I really want to come down--

[choking and swallowing]

- Ew. - Hi, hey!

[joyous cheering] - Hmm.

Hey, Ray, look. Another boat.

Filled with females. - Ooh, yeah, look at that boat.

- Let's catch them. - Yeah, let's go catch them!

- Yeah, okay. - What? No!

You guys promised you'd take me to get some whale tacos.

And we're so close.

- These tacos are sick! - I can taste the blubber.

- Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, the girls are zooming away.

- Oh, yeah? Well, let's show them how we zoom.

- [laughs] Yeah, show them how we zoom.

- Hey, slow down!

♪

- Come on, faster, catch up to the boat.

- I'm trying. Something's slowing us down.

- I think it's Jasper. - Help!

- Hmm, oh yeah, you're right.

- [yelling]

- Oh, my gosh! - Ray, we lost Jasper.

- He'll be fine. He's wearing a parasail.

- [yelling]

- Oh, yeah, looks like he's going to land

at that marshmallow festival.

- Aw, that's nice. A win for Jasper.

- Oh, wow, I'm going to land on tons of marshmallows.

Mouth open!

Aaa-- [retching and squawking]

- This just in, a large single gust of wind has been spotted

blowing directly toward Tropikini Island.

- Wind? Quick, put the rock on the napkins!

- [gasps]

Phew.

- Whee!

Oh, oh, no, no, bad gust, bad gust.

[yelling]

Oh, no, a loss for Jasper. [yelling]

- Hit the brakes! [tires screech]

- Hey, lady ladies. - What up, girl-ios?

- Ooh, hey hey.

- What's up, boys? - Mmm, males.

- Hiya! - Hello, boys!

- Ahh! - Boat witches!

- [laughs] - Knock it off.

- Yeah, it's not fun-- [phone rings]

Hold on one second, excuse me. Henry Hart speaking.

- Henry, help. I'm at the bottom of a volcano.

- What, you're inside the volcano?

- Yeah, and there's weird people down here looking at me.

[tribal chanting]

- Okay, okay, we're on our way.

Ray, you've got to drive this boat to the Tropikini volcano.

Jasper fell inside, and well, we've got to go save him.

- No, no, no, no. We are here on vacation.

And I am not spending my vacation rescuing Jasper

from some crazy predic-- - Howdy, handsome.

- Oh, my God, what is that? - [yells]

- Uh, let's go help Jasper.

Here we go. - Hurry.

- [grunts] [cackling]

[laughter]

[rhythmic tribal chanting]

- You--you guys, you'd better leave me alone.

Or, I'll--I'll, um...

I'll throw my vacation shoes at you.

[all gasp]

Uh...

[all gasping]

- Behold, the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh.

- What?

[all murmuring "Toe-uh"]

- He's come back. Back from the dead, he is.

- Okay, hang on a sec. You guys think

I'm the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh?

- That's right. - Leroy!

Read verse from the Toe-uh.

- And some day, the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh

shall return to the volcano, reveal his enormous feet,

after which we, the Volcaniacs,

shall rejoice and celebrate

with a nice brunch.

[all chanting] Toe-uh, Toe-uh, brunch!

- Aw, see, we came here for nothing.

- But-- - All Jasper's doing

is making a bunch of new friends and having fun.

- Doesn't look like it to me.

- Huh? - [grunts inquisitively]

- Toe-uh, Toe-uh. - Brunch!

- Wait, brunch isn't supposed to hurt.

- Aw, jeez, they're dangling him over the hot lava.

- Come on, we've got to go help Jasper.

- Fine, get your gum out.

[heroic music]

♪

- All right, let's drop then pop.

- Wait, how am I supposed to-- [both grunt]

- [sighs] Well, good thing I brought my pitons.

[heroic music]

♪

[brooding music]

♪

[triumphant musical flourish]

- Oh, my! - Shiver me knickers!

- All right, who are you two, then?

- I'll tell you what my name is.

It's face punch! - [groans]

- Now, who are you?

- I'm high ranking Volcaniac number one.

- Well, we want to know why you're dangling our friend

from the rope over the hot lava.

- He's our king, back from the dead, he is.

- [gasps] They think Jasper's their king.

- I know, I speak British.

- Guys, help me. - Just wait and dangle there.

- [grunting]

[pitons clatter] Aw, man, my pitons.

- Okay, okay, if he's your ancient king,

then why are you dangling him over hot lava?

- Oh, yeah, because it says here

only King Toe-uh Toe-uh can dive into the lava,

retrieve the sacred treasure, and remain unharmed.

- Enough talk, send the king down

to get the sacred treasure.

[rhythmic chanting]

- No, the lava's going to melt me.

- Wait, uh...

My friend, Captain Man, will do it.

- [stammers] What? He, what, huh, no!

No, I am on vacation. - Dude, it's you or Jasper.

And if he goes down there, he's never coming out.

- And the downside? - Come on.

You're indestructible, and Jasper's soft like a mushroom.

- Mushroom? - So?

Do you know how much that hot lava's going to hurt me?

There's no way I'm going in there.

And Jasper's not worth the-- ah, you pushed me, not cool!

[all gasp] - Do not fear!

My friend is indestructible.

He will find your sacred treasure, yeah.

[muffled grunts]

- Hey.

Earlier, someone mentioned brunch.

Is that still happening?

[all shushing]

- [grunting]

- [grunts] Ah, ah, ah.

Okay, the only two things down there

were this old toilet seat, and this Best Picture award

for "Lava Land."

Wait, no, it's for "Moonlight." They've done it again.

[all gasp]

- Captain Man, where'd your uniform go?

- Uh, the lava melted it off my body.

- Hey, here you go.

- What are these? - Captain Man-derpants!

I always carry a spare pair. - Please, just put them on.

- All right.

- Well, apparently, there is no sacred treasure.

[all crying]

So our lives shall continue to be miserable.

[all crying]

- But, why?

I mean, what sacred treasure

did you guys think you'd find down there in the lava?

[all muttering] Women.

- You see, we who live in this volcano

are all just a bunch of dudes.

[all muttering] Dudes.

- The Toe-uh was wrong!

It clearly told us there would be women in the lava.

I know it doesn't make much sense,

but it's what we believe.

- [crying] Now we're never going to have girlfriends!

[all crying]

[dramatic music]

- Are the boys from the boat down there?

- I can't tell. Wait, I see men!

- Ooh, then let's get down there!

[all laughing]

- Get out of my way!

[all crying]

- Here we come, boys!

- Oh, no!

- Oh, jeez, it's the boat witches.

We got to get out of here! - Right.

Hey, weirdos, good news.

We got you some good-looking ladies.

[soft chuckle]

[all laughing]

[indistinct chatter]

- Yeah, so, you have fun with them.

Turn on your belt jets.

[heroic music]

- Okay, Volcaniacs, great to meet you.

- Good-bye. - Thanks for the help.

- Cheerio!

- Lava la vista, baby.

- [yelping]

- Ray, I'm going to blast Jasper's rope.

Grab him before he falls.

- We'll see.

- Whoa!

Wow! - Don't say "Wow."

- Okay, one more stop.

Hey, Charlotte. - Why am I even here?

- Jasper, grab on to her. - Sure beans.

- Wait, wait, not by my face.

- Sorry, I've already committed to it.

- But I don't wanna-- - Ready?

Up the 'cano!

- [echoing] Why hold me by my face?

- Later, freaks! - Yeah!

- Whee!

- You're hurting my face!