06x16 - Finn It To Win It

[bunniefuu]

Parker, can I tell you a secret?

You want to confide in me?

[GASPS] I'm honored.

I got a pig!

I'm sorry, was no one unavailable?

This is Rosebud.

See, I needed to get my boots conditioned,

so I went to town to buy some mink fat.

Sure, sure.

And a farmer liked my watch,

so he traded me this awesome pig for it!

Oh. Now, don't tell me,

I sleep-ordered another
farm animal on the Internet.

Nope. I'm the proud owner of this pig.

For bacon reasons?

Shh!

Try not to mention acon-bay
around osebud-Ray, right?

[ROSEBUD GRUNTS]

Uh, sorry. You're a pig, of course.

You understand. pig Latin.

Bill, I'm not so sure you can keep her.

All the animals on the ranch
have to serve a purpose.

The cows provide milk, the chickens provide eggs.

even the horse does prop comedy.

if you give her a rubber fish.

Got it covered, Lou. Rosebud is a truffle pig.

She can root out a super smelly fungus

that can be sold for thousands of dollars.

Wait, seriously?

Come here, Rosebud.

You smelly little gold mine, you!

That sounds great.

I can't wait to see all the truffle she finds.

Mama needs a new oven.

Chef Linus has been heating
up our meals in the sun.

Not a great way to cook meat.

I hear people complaining about the food.

So I'm definitely at Kikiwaka Ranch!

Finn!

[GASPS] Linus, we have a special guest!

Put out the meat!

ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

It's so good to see everyone,

although you've all gotten a lot smaller.

Uh, I think you've just gotten taller.

Oh, Parker, still hilarious.

You continue to be a delight.

So, how are things here?

Everything's great.

Yeah, except for the exposed wire in our shower.

And we buy our ground beef

from a second-hand store.

And don't forget the elk uprising.

Okay!

He doesn't need all the news
at once. Let the guy breathe.

Finn, I can't believe how much you've grown.

I know!

And why did you come all the
way from Camp Kikiwaka anyway?

Did the septic t*nk blow again?

If so, , miles away

may not be far enough.

Everything is great in Maine,

I just came here to tell you something.

Lou, I want to be a counselor!

You made that long trip to ask that.

Why didn't you just call, dude?

Because everyone knows if you want a promotion,

you ask face to face.

Plus, who's saying no to this sweet mug.

A counselor? I don't know, Finn.

Being a counselor is a huge responsibility,

and you do have a long
history of being kind of a,

let's just say, unpredictable scamp.

What? I'm a very predictable scamp.

And Ava says I've been a
great leader for the younger kids.

I just want to give back to the camp
that gave me so much.

I think he can do it, Lou.

I'll even help him prove it to you.

All right. Let's see

if my little cousin's got what it takes.

I'll help, too.

I've heard so much about you.

It must be so cool being a vampire.

Uh, I'm not a vampire.

Oh, then I haven't heard anything about you.

I am a goddess.

I can do anything

if I just believe in my own power.

This thing needs to tell me
something I don't already know.

Destiny![SCREAMS]

You've gotta come see this cloud.

It looks like an octopus holding a sword.

Winnie, you need to stop
bursting in on me like that.

I told you not to bother me in
here unless it was important.

Was I not clear?

It's an octopus holding a sword.

Winnie, I need my space.

Then why don't you just lock the door?

Because the lock's been broken all summer.

Oh, I can fix that.

You know how to fix a lock?

Pick, fix, what's the difference?

Never repeat that without legal counsel.

And seriously, Winnie,
let's just wait for a handyman.

But in the meantime,

I kind of got to see the octopus cloud now!

"If you know what you have to do,

"don't let the world tell you no."

Challenge accepted, bathroom book.

Okay. I've already hidden
a truffle by Mustang cabin.

Let's see how quickly Rosebud will find it.

Okay, Rosebud, it's go time.

Give Daddy a kiss. [GRUNTS]

Never mind. It sounded weird to me, too.

Now go get it.

[SNIFFING AND GRUNTING]

Why is she going to your cabin?

I don't know.

Her nose is supposed to lead her

to the funk of a trunk.

My dirty socks!

No, Rosebud, wrong kind of funk!

Also, way to call me out, lady.

Bet that farmer gave up Rosebud so easily

because he knew she wouldn't find any truffles.

I've been scammed!

By the cutest scam in the whole wide world!

I mean, who can resist
that adorable little snout?

[GRUNTING]

What? I think I'm a pig guy now.

Okay, Finn, being a counselor

is all about having the right instincts.

You ready to show me you have what it takes?

My middle name is ready.

That's cool.

My middle name is Jake.

Your full name is Jacob Jake Jacobs?

Hey, it is!

Learning something new every day.

I...

I just can't.

Okay, part of the counselor's job is
to help campers through problems

they're having while being away from home.

So Jake's gonna pretend to be homesick,

and you'll help him feel better. Got it?

Got it.

Okay, Jake, you're homesick,

you're homesick, you're homesick
on action!

Hello.

I am a homesick boy

with a completely normal, non-repetitive name.

I'm here for you, friend.

It's okay to miss home.

We've all been there.

Wow. It's so helpful,

so counselor-like.

I know I have chills.

You know, if you miss your parents,

you can always talk to them on the phone.

Ooh. Actually, when a camper is homesick,

we like to work through it

without them calling home.

It encourages independence.

Right. Right. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Of course.

You're forbidden from talking to your parents.

What? Why?

Don't worry about it.

The important thing is

you're gonna be a kid for a long time,

so you should just forget about your parents.

I don't like this.

I don't want to play anymore.

I want to call my mom.

Whoa! Remember, we're just pretending.

Then why are the emotions so real?

You better do something, Finn.

You're losing him.

Uh... Jake!

How about, uh, we take your mind off of all this

by doing some archery?

My moms love archery.

[CRYING]

And you lost him.

Does anyone have a phone?

Also, what's my number?

Uh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Let's just... Let's just go

get you a phone. [CRYING]

Or phones. Whatever fixes it.

Well, that was a disaster.

But to be fair to Finn,

Jake just also found out

he has three of the same name.

It's an emotional time.

And done!

Destiny, I've got something exciting to show you.

DESTINY: Never like
hearing that from the bathroom,

but I'm trusting you.

I fixed the lock.

Winnie, didn't you hear me

when I said to leave it and wait for a handyman?

I heard you, but I didn't listen.

Big difference.

Ta-da! Go ahead and try to turn it.

[GASPS] Wow, it's actually locked.

You really fixed it.

See, I'm not just a girl who breaks stuff.

I'm a girl who breaks stuff
and also fixed that one lock.

Um...

Did you make sure we can also unlock the door,

you know, to get out?

Oh, must have overtightened the screw.

No big deal. My tool bag is...

On the other side of the locked door.

Winnie!

Okay, so I am just a girl who breaks stuff.

Okay, let's get back to the barn,

and teach Rosebud something other

than eating stinky socks.

Don't tell me, tell her.

Oh, man! She busted out!

The pull of a camp full of dirty
laundry must have been too great.

We all got our things, no judgment.

Although stinky socks is kind of a weird thing,

so maybe a little judgment.

We have to get rid of all these
socks before Lou sees this.

Too late. I'm seeing this.

Lou, I can explain.

[GRUNTING]

Rosebud, I said I'd explain.

So this is why all the campers
can't find their dirty socks.

Yeah, I don't think she's
too into finding truffles.

[GRUNTING]

Could you at least try to lie?

I'm sorry, Bill,

but if Rosebud isn't contributing to the camp,

and she's causing problems,

you're gonna have to give her back.

I guess we have to return all these socks now.

[GRUNTS]Nope. Let's just burn them.

[SCOFFS]

How many lipsticks do you have?

Just one for every color of the sunset.

Well, someone's bound to come looking for us.

Let's just have some fun to pass the time.

Do you really think I'm in the
mood to have fun right now,

when we're trapped in a horrible room

with no food, no phone and no ventilation?

We could give each other makeovers.

You know my weakness.

Now that we've made the bird feeder,

we'll cover it in seed

mixed with this all natural edible glue.

By the way, I'm a glue eater from way back,

and believe me, this is some top-notch stuff.

His body got bigger,

but I'm not sure his brain did.

Let the counseling happen.

For the next step,

I'll call up my esteemed assistant, Jake,

who assured me I did not scar him for life

with the homesickness talk.

So, yay.

Thanks, Finn.

Feeling more myself and ready to eat some glue?

No, no, no one's eating glue.

Ah, of course.

It might spoil my dinner.

Now, hold the cup by the string

and gently dip it into the glue bowl.

Easy,

Easy...

Look, Finn's a natural.

Yeah, but he's taking forever.

These kids have to be to
swim class in minutes.

Come on, Jake. Don't be shy.

Really get in there.

And maybe speed things up

because those birds are hungry.

That's it.

The more glue, the more seed.

The more seed, the more birds!

Come on! Come on!

Dip and slather.

Dip and slather!

[SCREAMING] Dip and slather!

[SCREAMING] God, this is so stressful!

[PANTING]

I'm gonna have to make a preemptive
call to Jake's moms about this.

This is my fault.

I should have suggested an easier project.

Glue and a big bowl? He wasn't ready.

Dip and slather! Dip and
slather! Dip and slather!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

May I please be done now?

You know what?

Let's go to the cabin and get you cleaned up.

Could have been worse.

[BIRDS SCREECHING] [JAKE SCREAMING]

See? Worse.

Hey.

Sorry I had to give Rosebud back.

There will never be another one like her.

Or maybe they're all like her.

I don't know a lot about pigs.

Yeah, life is full of disappointment.

See you.Hey.

Why are you trying to get
rid of me? What's going on?

Nothing. [PIG GRUNTING]

Okay, something

[GRUNTS] You kept her?

Bill.

Lou is gonna be really
mad. You have to return her.

Parker, please.

[SAD MUSIC PLAYING-♫]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

Fine. She can stay.

Thank you.

Don't thank me.

Just keep her in the cabin
so that Lou doesn't find her.

And first things first.

Let's get this girl a wittle snack.

Please don't patronize my pig.

I've never done someone else's makeup before,

but I have a feeling you're going to love this.

I can't wait to see it.

[SCREAMS]

I look so pretty.

Great! Let's do each other's hair now.

No one touches the hair.

Unless your name is Jean Paul.

And you, Winnie, are no Jean Paul.

As long as Rosebud stays
in the cabin, she's safe.

We just have to keep her there

until we can train her to
contribute to the ranch somehow.

[ROSEBUD SQUEALS][OBJECTS CLATTERING]

[GRUNTING]

Well, she's not contributing.

But you have to admit, her timing is impeccable.

Oh, no. She escaped again.

We have to get her back into
the cabin before Lou sees this.

Oh, too late. I'm seeing this.

You really need to look behind you
before you say stuff like that.

I cannot believe you two.

Not only did you not take Rosebud back,

but now she's making a complete mess of my camp.

Lou, we're so sorry.

Now I'm gonna have to be the one to return her.

Oh, calm down, Linus.

Every day, you do terrible things to pork.

It was time for some payback.

Okay, Finn, I figured out how we're going

to convince Lou you're counselor material.

You know how you've been
failing horribly in front of her?

Hey, Hey. Go easy on the guy.

He's been failing horribly in front of Lou.

Yeah.

The problem is, you're too worried
about Lou watching you succeed.

So this time, you're going to succeed first,

then show her the results.

Great idea.

I don't get the idea.

You're gonna show your leadership skills

by taking Jake and these
campers on a hike to Lake Tush.

Ooh.

Does it look like a tush?

No, it's just regular lake shaped.

Huh.

Kind of feels like a missed opportunity.

Here's a map.

I'll make sure Lou's here to
see your successful return.

Good luck.

All right, kids.

Eight of you, and one of me,

and hours of fun ahead.

Let's do this.

Oh, wait. I should invite Winnie.

What do you think?

Who knew toilet paper could be so beautiful?

We should treat it with more respect.

So, who are you wearing tonight?

Oh, this old thing?

I've had it in my bathroom for ages.

I've never felt so absorbent.

And who are you wearing?

Toilet paper.

Yeah, I'm not very good at this game.

Winnie, are you in there?

Jake?Thank goodness you came.

You're both in there.

I don't get girls.

Toilet paper dress up?

I want to play.

Jake, don't close th...

BOTH: No!

I can still dress up, right?

Ta-da! We made it.

Okay, it's, like, definitely butt-shaped.

You guys are kidding yourselves.

Jake, back me up here.

Jake?

Oh, no. Where's Jake?

We have to find him.

Okay, let's split up.

You guys take the right
cheek, and I'll take the left.

Do not pretend you don't see it.

Lou, please don't give Rosebud back.

I mean, yes, she's bad at finding truffles,

but she's also really good at peeing in my bed.

Seriously?

Yeah, it's her bed now.

Lou. There you are. So glad I found you.

[GRUNTING]

And a random pig.

Why does it smell like socks?

Um, 'it' is a she okay?

And she is stinky, yes.

Noah, I'm in so much...

FINN: Oh.

Hey, Lou.

Looks like Finn's back from a short but
undoubtedly successful hike. [CHUCKLES]

Was this man born to lead or what?

Yes, indeed.

Noah, can I please talk to you for a second?

Wow! A private parlay. How counselor-like.

Look at those two.

It's been a while since I've seen
them be awkward weirdos together.

How'd the hike go?It was going great.

And then I turned around and Jake was gone.

Now I can't find him.

What?

We have to track him down before Lou finds out,

or you can kiss this counselor gig goodbye.

[SIGHS]

No.

As much as I want to keep this from her,

we need to tell her right now.

This isn't about me looking good.

It's about finding Jake.

Well, Finn,

you really have grown up.

I know. Like a foot.

But let's move past it, because
we have a camper to find.

So, who are you wearing?

Nope. We already did that.

Well, we might as well get comfortable.

Obviously, they've forgotten about us.

Ugh, Jake.

Did somebody die in your shoes?

That is the worst thing I've ever smelled.

And I won the little Miss Manure pageant.

You do not want to know
what the trophy looked like.

I actually kind of do.

Lou, I need to tell you something.

I took a bunch of campers to the lake and...

And you noticed that it looks like a butt?

Yeah, I know, but don't tell anybody.

I'm trying to keep it classy.

Okay, but when we were leaving,

I realized I had...

Kind of lost Jake.

What? Finn, this is exactly what I was
worried about. We have to go find him.

[ROSEBUD GRUNTS]

But first, Rosebud has an agenda.

Um, are you trying to make me
self-conscious about my socks?

BOTH: Yes.

Thank goodness!We're saved!

By a pig. [ROSEBUD GRUNTING]

Oh, my gosh, Jake. I found him.

He's in the bathroom with Winnie and Destiny.

[CHUCKLES]

I have questions.

Jake, we've been looking all over for you.

And not us.

Hi. We've also been missing all day.

Yes, but in my defense, I didn't notice.

[COUGHING] PARKER: Oh!

What is that smell?

Seriously, guys, I'm very sensitive.

If you're not careful, I'm going to
have to start washing my socks.

Please do.

Wait.

That's how Rosebud found them.

She was attracted to Jake's putrid foot stank.

Uh, you're welcome.

Destiny, I'm so sorry for
getting us trapped in there.

I'll leave you alone for the rest of the day

so you can finally have some space.

Actually, I'm glad you fixed the lock.

It was kind of nice having
you in my space all day.

Oh, well, then, the next time
you're in the bathroom, let me know.

Probably won't.

Rosebud, we're sad to see you go.

You may not have found any truffles,

but you found your way into our hearts.

You know, guys, what
Rosebud just did made me realize

she may have some real value here at the ranch.

As a search and rescue pig.So she can stay?

Absolutely. Rosebud, you're hired.

Job number one, find every
anti-sock washer at this camp.

I want names.

I'm so glad there was no real emergency.

Again, Winnie and I were trapped for hours.

Does it always have to be about you?

This time? Yes!

I'm sorry, Lou.

I was trying to show you I was
responsible and ready to be a counselor.

But...

I lost a camper, like, immediately.

So you're obviously right.

I'm not ready.

Actually, Finn,

when a camper was in
trouble, you came to me first.

And you put the camper first.

I'm proud of you, Finn.

You are?Absolutely.

And I was hard on you.

Which I think made you nervous.

But I guess a part of me wishes

that you'd stay my little cousin forever.

I'm going to miss that guy,

but I'm excited to get to know grown-up Finn,

who has a job waiting for him in Maine.

Are you saying...

Welcome aboard, counselor.

I'm gonna be a counselor?

I'm gonna be a counselor!

[CHEERING]All right!

Congrats!Let's party anywhere but a bathroom.

Thanks, everyone.

But I couldn't have done it

without a certain someone.

As your role model and
mentor, it was my pleasure.

I meant the pig for finding Jake.

Okie-doke.

[CHEERING]