I can't believe
we're gonna lose the ranch.
Only if we can't
come up with the money
to cover for an
obscene amount
of damage to Main Street.
And now that
I've done my job
of stating the problem,
someone else can come up
with the solution.
That's right.
Well, Lou, the Sheriff's
waiting in the Dusty Tush
public restroom
for you to deliver
the money.
But don't worry.
You have some time.
It's the last day of camp.
Oh, never mind then.
I'd hurry.
Why is the Sheriff waiting
in the public restroom?
Her office was destroyed
in the stampede.
Also, she ate some bad scampi
and it gave her the trots.
If the Sheriff doesn't get
the money, the ranch
will be put up for auction.
But there's no way
we can come up with
that much money in a day.
And I, for one,
am devastated.
Do you think a hot tub
would fit in here?
We can't go down
without a fight.
Hey, I know,
we should have
a fundraiser.
A fundraiser? Good luck.
You're about as welcome
around here as a porcupine
in a balloon factory.
Then we'll cast
the widest net possible,
like with a live stream.
That would be
a great idea,
except they cut off
our Internet.
Is it because Lou didn't
pay the bill?
-Yes.
-Maybe.
Wait a minute.
Megan, do you still work
for the local TV station?
You mean K-Tush?
Of course.
K-Tush, every step of the way,
we are behind you.
Well, then who needs
the Internet?
We're gonna have ourselves
a good old fashioned telethon.
That's amazing.
What's a telethon?
Just play along like you know
what she's talking about.
Old people love that.
[all cheering]
[all] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
We can't lose the camp.
-I love it here so much.
-I know.
And whoever takes over
is going to find
all the fireworks
I stashed around here
and forgot about.
Oh, well, I guess my loss
is their kaboom.
Maybe there's something
we can do in case
the fundraiser fails.
I still don't know
what telethons are,
but if they were so great,
they wouldn't
have gone extinct.
What about the lost treasure
of Dusty Tush?
If we could find it,
we'd be able
to pay back the Sheriff.
And maybe even
have some left over
to de-snake the lake.
Yeah, I am getting
a little tired of playing,
"Is it a stick
or certain death?"
But the last clue we found
was the old movie reel
that didn't make any sense.
Well, we could at least
take another look.
It's now or never.
Ooh, I'm getting
butterflies.
I haven't felt
this nervous
since that stick
in the lake started
swimming my way.
Okay, people,
the telethon to save
Kikiwaka Ranch starts soon,
so let's get
the phones set up.
Um, crazy question.
Were phone shaped
phones not available?
[grunts] Camera, very heavy.
Megan, very small.
Lemme get that for you.
Phew! [chuckles]
We did it.
For the telethon, everyone will
put on a performance
to show the audience at home
how great Kikiwaka Ranch is.
The more viewers like it,
the more they'll donate
by calling in,
and we will track
the money we make here.
Oh, who's hosting
the telethon?
Because I know a guy
with charisma for days.
What? Who is it?
I'll scratch his eyes out.
-Oh, it's me. Yay!
-Yeah.
I'm gonna host because hosting
a telethon is at the top
of my bucket list.
Admirable, not sad.
Now all we need is to show
the people at home
something great to watch.
Noah, Parker, you guys
should put on a dance.
-Easy.
-Yeah, I feel great about that.
And make it epic
or we will lose the ranch.
-We should practice.
-My tummy hurts.
And as for me,
I'm gonna perform.
I'm gonna...
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I'm great at so many things.
Let's see. Singing, dancing,
just being awesome.
You know what? I'm gonna figure
this out in my cabin.
Yeah.
-What should I do? [chuckles]
-Ah, Victoria,
you are very bendy.
Can you do something
with that?
Does this answer
your question?
Yikes! It does.
But I also would have
accepted a simple,
"Yes, Lou."
See, this film
is useless.
It's just two cowboys
digging a hole.
Are they burying
the treasure?
Are they digging up
the treasure?
Also, this could be anywhere.
Also, is that my bedsheet?
Well, we do know
one thing.
Wherever they are,
there's no color.
There must be
some clue here.
According to local legend,
those are the brothers
who founded
Dusty Tush, Muddy Keester,
Sandy Britches
and Twin Cheeks.
What kind of people
would come up with those
ridiculous names?
Rick and Randy Buttock.
Yeah, that tracks.
During
the California Gold Rush,
the Buttock Brothers
decided to dig for gold
in Wyoming instead,
and were the first ones
to find it.
With all that gold,
you think they
would have bought
a new last name.
They hid the treasure,
but this film doesn't
give us any clue
where it actually is.
Wait! What's that?
Probably guacamole.
I like to eat in bed.
No, stop there.
I mean
these symbols.
In video games,
there's usually secrets
hidden in the maps,
and this compass
looks like the one
on our map.
Wait. Maybe the rest
of the movie
was just a decoy.
This is why you
always stick around for
the post-credit sequence.
Here, trace the map
so we don't have
to shine a light
through the deed
to see it anymore.
Also, I've gotten very
into the arts this summer.
If we line
the compasses up...
That X looks like
it might be over Dusty Pits,
the nearby cave system.
That must be
where the treasure is.
Then let's get all up
in those dusty pits.
I heard what I said,
but let's go anyway.
Lou, you ready
to go on the air?
I'll count you down.
[sighs] Okay, good.
I'm sweating so much
I'm glad the audience
can't smell me.
Oh, wait.
We were already live.
They heard all of that.
Cool, cool.
Hello, and welcome
to the first ever
Kikiwaka Ranch telethon.
We're trying to get donations
to save our camp,
and maybe finally,
buy that fire extinguisher
I've had my eye on.
[laughs] Just kidding!
We are already a fireproof
paradise for your kids.
Now, let's get
this thing started.
Help me welcome
our first performer, Peter.
[all applauding]
[instrumental music playing]
Okay, Peter!
[all applauding]
[telephone ringing]
Oh, our first caller.
Hello.
Five cheese pizzas
and some garlic knots?
Sorry. Think you've dialed
the wrong jet ski.
Your number is actually
one digit off from Chester
Cheesy's Pizza Pie Palace,
and it's only going
to get worse.
[menacingly] Today's
stuffed crust Sunday.
Uh, as you know,
this is a working
ranch camp
with a lot going on
like chores and...
What is going on here?
Well, just updating
your office.
Your taste in furniture
is what we interior decorating
enthusiasts like to call...
[shudders]
Don't worry, Tushians,
there's still plenty of time
to save our ranch.
Up next is one
of our most talented
counselors, Destiny,
and she'll be performing...
A cow makeover.
Okay. This is happening.
I panicked, okay?
And besides, Megan
told me a majority
of K-Tush's audience
is livestock.
I'm playing to my demo.
[telephone ringing]
Kikiwaka-thon.
No, we don't sell pizza.
This is very wet.
Here it is.
Dusty Pits.
We'll only save the camp
if we can find the treasure.
So come on,
start looking for clues.
Guys, there's a bunch
of words written
on the walls.
"Beware."
"Get out!"
"You are ghost food."
You know what?
You guys can take
the lead on this one.
Look at this.
"If treasure is something
you hope to unmask,
you must overcome
a series of tasks."
Hey, maybe it's a clue.
Aw, more riddles?
Dude, riddles are awesome.
What's orange
and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! [chuckles]
I'm going to be
such a great dad one day.
Uh, guys?
Why is the ceiling
staring back at us?
Is this
another riddle?
[animals chittering]
I wish it was.
[bats screeching]
-Look out! Duck.
-They're not ducks.
They're bats.
[groans]
[groans] My hand.
Bill, are you okay?
I don't know.
It really hurts.
Oh, duck! I get it.
Sorry.
[sitar music playing]
I think I need to give up
soft pretzels for a while.
Someone just donated money
to make it stop.
Okay.
Thank you, Victoria.
We're in the middle
of a telethon, Destiny.
What is going on here?
Oh, Chester Cheesy's
Pizza Pie Palace
sent these as a thank you.
They are getting rich
off of this telethon.
Well, nice for Mr. Cheesy!
Okay, folks,
get your wallets ready
because we have
a dance performance coming up
that you are gonna love.
Okay, I won't
sugarcoat this.
The telethon is a bust,
and the fate of the ranch
rests on you.
I wouldn't mind
a little sugar coating.
You're kind of putting
a lot of pressure
on our performance, Lou.
Yeah, and pressure
makes diamonds.
Also squishes stuff
and turns it to goo.
Either way, it'll be
interesting television.
Now hush and do
your little flippy flips.
There. That should
feel better.
Wait. Is there something
behind this cart?
Jake, help me.
[wheels squeaking]
[sighs]
Hey, look, a door.
But there's
no handle or knob.
Then, hey, look,
a wall!
I bet the treasure's
in there.
Come on, push!
[door creaks]
What are we gonna do?
Well, I could've
blown it up,
but Destiny took all the
fireworks I had left.
Which I actually appreciate.
She's really helping me grow.
Wait, I bet
this is our first task.
Like what the riddle
on the wall was
talking about.
Look, there's a lever
above the door.
It's too high
to reach.
I'd use my lasso,
but I sprained
my roping hand when I fell.
Jake. You're gonna
have to do it.
-Why me?
-Dude.
You've gotten so much better
at outdoorsy stuff
since you came to camp.
And you've been k*lling it
in our roping lessons.
You finally called it a lasso
instead of "that thing
that looks like a lake snake."
Okay. I'll just pretend
it's a really tall cow
with no head or body
and looks a lot like a lever.
-Yes!
-Jake, you did it?
Yeah, I'm a regular cow-bruh.
And now the moment
you've all been
waiting for,
our greatest performance yet,
please give it up
for Parker and Noah.
[all applauding]
[dance music playing]
[Victoria] Go, Parker!
Go, Noah!
Whoo!
Me? Oh!
[Victoria] Whoo!
[all applauding]
That was amazing.
Why aren't people
calling in to donate?
I did my flippity flips.
Uh...
Maybe because I accidentally
turned off the camera?
Meggy Pie,
darling sunflower,
cherished angel...
[screams] Why?
Are you kidding me?
So you didn't get anything?
Actually, it's back on now,
so I'm getting the part where
you're being snippy with me.
Um, it's okay.
You can just do
the dance again, and we'll
get it on camera this time.
-Right, guys?
-Yeah.
Not a problem, boss.
I'm so ready.
I'll be good to go
in a couple...
Argh! Cramp! Cramp!
Catch me.
What are we gonna do?
The telethon's
almost over.
It's the last day of camp,
and we're nowhere
near our goal.
I think it's over.
We've done
everything we can.
I just wanted to create
a place where kids
could have fun
and learn to ranch
and grow into the best versions
of themselves.
I thought we would be
welcomed for that.
But the people of Dusty Tush
have spoken
and maybe it's best that the
camp is closing.
We never really
fit in here anyway.
[sad music playing]
There's nothing here
but this piano.
Oh no, if the lost treasure
ends up being
the gift of music,
I'm gonna be
pretty miffed.
I think we have to play it
to open this door.
Winnie, can you do it?
Oh, I play guitar.
This is a piano.
Common mistake.
But you're the only one here
who can read music.
Plus, I have a hurt arm,
and Jake once got
trapped in our piano.
Found my corn dog, though.
Okay, I'll try.
[playing piano]
Winnie, it's working.
Whoo-hoo!
I'm gifted and talented
after all, school!
[rumbling]
[thuds]
Oops.
Wow. Looks like you have
to play the song perfectly
or the door won't open.
From one big time
mistake maker to another,
good luck.
Winnie, take your time
and focus.
Seriously? I'm not called
Wild Winnie Webber
because I'm wildly patient.
But you've come
a long way at Kikiwaka.
You buckled down
to learn tap dance,
and to take
horseback riding
lessons from Lou.
I'd call that stepping into your
power, brosephina.
You're right.
I can do this.
-[plays piano]
-[door rumbling]
Keep going, Winnie.
The door will start
to shut when I stop.
You should go now, Bill.
No way.
Not without you.
Now! Run for it!
I've always wanted
to do that.
[all] Whoa!
Right?
Guys.
We just found the lost treasure
of Dusty Tush.
This is totally enough
to save the camp.
And pay for a new
robotic hand for Bill.
It's just a sprain, man.
[grunts]
I can't open this chest.
Who cares?
You can dry your tears
in this big pile of gold.
Uh, guys.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
I'm starting to get
the feeling we're trapped.
What? Why?
Well, for one, there's no door
out of this room.
And two, that!
[all screaming]
There's no way out.
The door won't move
without the piano
and the walls won't move
because walls
are very stubborn that way.
Well, if this is
the end,
I just want to say
I've had a blast hunting
for treasure with you guys.
I'm just sorry it ends
with us becoming
skeletons in here.
No offense.
You look great
for your age.
I've loved all
of our adventures
this summer.
Like when you two had to save me
during my audition
for Ultimate Western Warrior.
Or when we rescued
those beavers
on Tush Island.
Or when we protected
the camp from dragons
with the help
of a radioactive land shark.
Hold up, that one
might have been a dream.
Too bad this is
our last adventure.
I almost wish we never found
this first clue on the map.
"Near a mass of gilded bricks.
This tool will save you
from a fix."
That's how we found
the jade compass.
Did it ever save us
from a fix?
Now would be a good time.
Jake, you're a genius.
I hear that a lot.
But I also have no clue
what you're talking about.
Which also happens a lot.
I've been holding onto this
compass for luck.
But I think this
might be the fix it
gets us out of.
[clicks]
No way.
There's a hole
in the bottom of it.
I think it might
lead to a tunnel.
Do we jump into it?
"Do we jump into it?"
You always jump
into strange holes.
Have I taught you
nothing this summer?
[Winnie screams]
Stepping into
her power again.
She is the moment.
Well, our telethon
is ending,
and things
aren't looking good.
To those of you who did donate.
Thank you.
Come on over
for some pizza.
Actually...
Never mind.
You snooze, you lose.
Well, before we go, forever,
I just want to say thank you.
To the best campers
and counselors
in the whole Wild West.
This has been the best summer
of my life.
Anyhoo,
I guess the only
thing left to say is...
Wait!
Oh, look kids,
a bucket for our tears.
No, it's for the money.
-What money?
-From the town.
I can't believe it.
[coins clanking]
This is for all
the damage that I caused.
And probably
some future damage too.
Bye!
Aw, Marsha.
She still terrifies me.
For the most talented young
clothing designer
I've ever met.
Oh, thank you, Rose.
It has been such
a wonderful experience.
Take the compliment, honey.
Stop milking it.
And this is for our
favorite ice cream shop
customer/performer.
Bringing Shakespeare
and sherbet to the world
has been the greatest
honor of my life.
But to be clear,
sherbet is still garbage.
These are gold teeth.
[thuds]
And this is from me.
But why?
I thought you didn't like us.
I thought you all
didn't like us.
I reckon we didn't at first.
But when I heard you
explain what the ranch
has meant to you
well, I realized what
a good friend you turned out
to be to Dusty Tush.
And if I'm being honest,
to me.
Aw, Marshal.
The Marshal.
I said we were friends,
not emergency contacts.
You city slickers have been
real good neighbors,
and it's high time
we were the same.
We're so much closer.
But still so far away.
We need more money.
With only five minutes left to
go, we need a miracle.
[Jake] Hey, guys,
what's yellow,
heavy, and old
and saves ranches
from getting sold?
The lost treasure
of Dusty Tush?
Bingo. Look who's good
at solving riddles.
Could've used you an hour ago.
You found it.
Amazing!
This is more than enough
to save our camp.
[all cheering]
But how did you find it?
Wait. First, let me
take this money
to the Sheriff.
Then give me
all the juicy deets.
Good thing I wore
my jogging boots.
Well, folks,
this is Lou Hockhauser
camp director, saying goodbye,
not forever.
[all cheering
and applauding]
Oh! Sorry.
The camera was off again.
Dang it. Okay, kids,
back in the well,
we're gonna do it again.
Everyone look surprised.
And that's how
it happened.
I wouldn't call us heroes,
but you could.
Should someone go back
and grab that poor skeleton?
I already called dibs, lady,
back off!
Well, I'm glad
everything worked out.
Even though this would
have been a prime spot
for one of them
big old chess sets.
Is this a beak?
Sure is.
Well, I need to officially
thank you guys
for pulling off the treasure
hunt of the century.
Yeah, your counselors and I
have been trying to keep you
out of trouble all summer,
but as it turns out,
trouble saved the day.
Here's to getting into
even more trouble
next year?
-You know I'm in.
-Samesies. Bill?
I think the only
appropriate response
here is "Yee-haw."
All that's left to do now
is kick off the last
sing-along of the summer.
Winnie, you up for it?
Challenge accepted.
[playing country guitar]
♪ Way down yonder
Where the cattle low ♪
♪ Where the hot sun shines
And the cool winds blow ♪
♪ Is my home on the range ♪
♪ Where I always want to go
Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Where coyotes howl
And mustangs neigh ♪
♪ Where the eagles caw
And the burros bray ♪
♪ But we're all one family
At the end of the day ♪
♪ Kikiwaka ♪
♪ There's gold in the hills
And snakes for good measure ♪
♪ But the best things we found
Are the friendships
We'll treasure ♪
♪ Way down yonder
Where the dogies roam ♪
♪ Where the tumbleweeds roll
And the river flows ♪
♪ There's a camp so fun
I never wanna go home ♪
♪ Kikiwaka ♪
♪ A camp so fun
I never wanna go home ♪
♪ Kikiwaka ♪
See you next summer,
everybody!
[all cheering
and applauding]
[theme music playing]
06x30 - Desperate Treasures
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"Bunk'd" is a "Jessie" spin-off revolving around Emma, Ravi, and Zuri Ross at a rustic summer camp in Maine, where their parents met as teens. Along with their new friends, the trio tries their best to settle into their exciting new lives at Camp Kikiwaka.
"Bunk'd" is a "Jessie" spin-off revolving around Emma, Ravi, and Zuri Ross at a rustic summer camp in Maine, where their parents met as teens. Along with their new friends, the trio tries their best to settle into their exciting new lives at Camp Kikiwaka.