03x69 - Crazy Criminal Brother Trio

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Saburo: Dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee!

Saburo: I always get my target, 'cause I'm Saburo the Pickpocket!

Jiro: Blackmail, blackmail, take 'em for all they've got!

Jiro: I'm the guy everyone hates, Jiro the Extortionist!

Ichiro: Always wearing a bright salesman smile,

Ichiro: a million shady contracts to my name, I'm Ichiro the Conman!

All: Put us...

All: ...together...

All: ...and you've got:

All: The Crime Brothers!

Ichiro: All right, who's our target today?

Nana: What should I make for dinner tonight?

Saburo: Come on, come on, come on!

Nana: Something healthy maybe? Like stewed vegetables and grilled fish, perhaps?

Nana: Ah! Sl...Sli-

On Screen,Nana: Note: In Japanese, the words for pickpocket and slippers both begin with a "sli" sound.

Nana: I wore my slippers outside!

Nana: Goodness, this always happens when I'm lost in thought.

Saburo: Don't scare me!

Nana: Oopsie-daisy!

On Screen,Title: Target Crazy Criminal Brother Trio

Nana: Sorry, everyone.

Lambo: No way!

Lambo: {\an}No dinner?

Lambo: {\an}No dinner?

Nana: I'm so sorry!

Lambo: Why? Why? Why?

I-Pin: Why? What happened?

Nana: Somebody stole my wallet.

Nana: I think it happened when I went out earlier.

Tsuna: Darn. Your wallet... but you should have some savings, right?

Nana: Well, your father used it all up on a gold pick and shovel.

Tsuna: He's such a fool!

Nana: I've heard there are a lot of pickpockets around here, so I'd thought I was being careful.

All: It's killin' time.

Tsuna: They're completely in sync!

Tsuna: Even Futa!

Tsuna: Knowing them, they'll probably go through with it.

Tsuna: Hold on, guys, calm down.

Tsuna: You can have my instant ramen.

Bianchi: I want tonkotsu ramen.

Reborn: Miso for me.

Lambo: Seafood for me!

I-Pin: Yakisoba's best!

Futa: I like udon noodles, actually, Big Tsuna!

Tsuna: Quick switch...

Nana: I'm truly sorry, everyone.

Nana: Dad's salary payment comes in tomorrow, so it's just for one day, okay?

Tsuna: Does that mean...

On Screen,Tsuna: Salary

Tsuna: Salary from the Vongola Family?

Tsuna: Not sure how I feel about that...

Reborn: Don't worry, Mama.

Reborn: Starting tomorrow, I'll guard you to make sure nobody takes your wallet.

Bianchi: You can count on us.

Nana: Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better.

Reborn: You're coming too.

Tsuna: Wh-Why me?

Reborn: To help make the world a better place!

Reborn: Getting the bad guys is part of the Mafia's job.

Tsuna: The Mafia's job?

Tsuna: Not convincing at all!

Bianchi: Anyway, it should be fun tomorrow.

Futa: I'll do my best!

I-Pin: Leave it to I-Pin!

Lambo: They'll learn the terror of Lambo!

Reborn: All right then, let's eat Tsuna's instant ramen and go to bed early.

Main: ,Yeah!

Tsuna: Guys, stop looking like you're about to stab someone!

Tsuna: Aren't you ashamed?

Reborn: It's not a proper escort unless you go all the way.

Tsuna: But we stick out like sore thumbs!

Tsuna: Seriously, we look creepy!

Reborn: Well, it wouldn't be any fun if we terrified our target so much he didn't show.

Reborn: Mama, I want to drink coffee made from the beans this shop sells.

Nana: Do you?

Nana: Well then, let's buy some.

Lambo: Lambo wants soft-serve ice cream!

Nana: Okay, you got it.

I-Pin: Mama, that smells good!

Nana: You want roasted chestnuts? Okay.

Futa: Mama, the crackers here are ranked quite high!

Lambo: Soft-serve ice cream!

Main: ,Okay, okay...

Main: ,Crackers!

Nana: Don't be in such a rush.

I-Pin: Chestnuts, chestnuts!

Reborn: Coffee first.

Tsuna: What are you guys here for?

Bianchi: They're such kids.

Bianchi: This would work great in my poison cooking!

Tsuna: The sloth is not food!

Lambo: This way!

Futa: No, this way first.

Lambo: Soft-serve ice cream!

Main: ,Crackers!

Saburo: That's the woman whose wallet I took, no doubt about it.

Jiro: She's pretty unlucky.

Ichiro: Yeah. We're going after her twice.

Saburo: I'll do it like yesterday, bro.

Saburo: You can trust Saburo the Pickpocket!

Ichiro: Go for it.

Jiro: We'll watch your handiwork from here.

Saburo: Leave it to me!

Nana: You all got what you wanted, right?

All: Yeah!

Nana: What about you, Tsu-kun?

Tsuna: No, I'm...

Tsuna: But if I gave Kyoko-chan a bouquet would she be happy?

Kyoko: Flowers! I love them!

Kyoko: Thanks, Tsuna-kun!

Main: ,Naw...

Kyoko: You're so sweet!

Tsuna: Nah, like I said...

Kyoko: Tsuna-kun!

Haru: It's Tsuna-san!

Tsuna: No, nah...

Tsuna: Kyoko-chan!

Tsuna: Haru!

Kyoko: What are you doing here?

Nana: Hi there!

Kyoko: Are you all shopping?

Nana: Yup!

Tsuna: I didn't want to come along, but lucky for me I got to see Kyoko-chan!

Haru: How lucky of me to bump into you shopping!

Haru: Fate must have brought us together!

Tsuna: No way, not a chance!

Haru: Oh, perfect timing!

Haru: There's something I wanted to show you!

Tsuna: What? Me?

Haru: A new version of the Namahage costume, for the school fair!

Tsuna: You're wearing that Namahage thing again?

Haru: This version has scales going up and down its back, like a monster!

Tsuna: Um, you really don't have to wear that.

Saburo: Idiots.

Saburo: They're so busy yapping, they'll be easy marks.

Bianchi: What are you doing to my precious ingredients?

Tsuna: Are you okay?

Main: ,Wait. Bianchi?

Bianchi: I gave up on the sloth and decided to go with a python.

Bianchi: I think it'll taste better.

Tsuna: That's not the point...

Tsuna: Sorry, sorry! I'm really sorry!

Saburo: Shut up!

Saburo: Get lost!

Saburo: What's with you?

Saburo: Is she on to me?

Saburo: Is she?

Saburo: Did she figure out I was trying to pickpocket?

I-Pin: Training dummy!

Tsuna: Training dummy?

I-Pin: Thought they were gone.

I-Pin: Good memories!

Reborn: It's a dummy I-Pin used to use as a sandbag when she trained.

Tsuna: That's him?

Tsuna: Ah... She doesn't have her glasses.

Tsuna: No, I-Pin, he's just some random guy, he's not your-

I-Pin: Gyoza Kempo!

Tsuna: Too late...

Nana: Was that some kind of street performance?

Kyoko: He can jump all over the place!

Kyoko: What a fascinating person.

Haru: Dangerous and strange...

Tsuna: Thank goodness...

Tsuna: The Gyoza Kempo controls its opponent without revealing itself.

Tsuna: But I wonder if he's okay.

Jiro: What the hell are you doing?

Ichiro: He flew in...

Jiro: Either way, I guess that means Saburo's still a kid.

Jiro: Let me go next, bro.

Ichiro: Okay, do your stuff.

Jiro: I won't screw up like Saburo.

Jiro: I'm Jiro the Extortionist.

Jiro: Here's how I work:

Jiro: I carry this pot, and deliberately bump into them,

Jiro: then yell at them and make them pay for it!

Nana: I'm sorry!

Nana: Let me pay for that!

Jiro: Kind-looking ladies like that make perfect targets!

Lambo: Hey, Mama, Lambo-san wants more ice cream...

Nana: You're finished already?

Tsuna: No more, Lambo.

Tsuna: You'll make yourself sick.

Bianchi: You'll have to go to the bathroom.

Nana: That's right.

Nana: Don't you have some candy?

Lambo: I put it in my hair...

Lambo: Nobody else can have it!

Lambo: That's not candy.

Jiro: Okay, here goes!

Jiro: What now?

Tsuna: An expl*si*n?

Lambo: Lambo-san knows nothing!

Nana: It's Sunday!

Nana: They must be having fireworks for a special event.

I-Pin: China celebrates with firecrackers!

I-Pin: Bang, bang!

Tsuna: Oh, you think?

Tsuna: Lately, I've been kinda sensitive to explosions...

Waiter: This is the repair bill for the roof.

Waiter: Pay as soon as possible, please.

Ichiro: You useless fools!

Saburo: Sorry.

Jiro: Yeah, sorry!

Ichiro: Are you screwing with me?

Saburo: Never, bro!

Saburo: That Chinese kid did something weird to me!

Jiro: Some kind of expl*sive hit me...

Ichiro: Cut the excuses!

Ichiro: I can't trust you guys.

Ichiro: I'll go myself.

Saburo: Th-Then...

Jiro: You're going to do that...?

Ichiro: Yes, I swear on my name, Ichiro the Conman,

Ichiro: eldest of the famous crime brothers,

Ichiro: that I'll get money from her again.

Tsuna: Yes?

Ichiro: Hello there.

Ichiro: Nice to meet you.

Ichiro: Excuse me for bothering you at such a busy time.

Tsuna: Huh?

Ichiro: I sell educational materials that will vastly improve your grades.

Ichiro: Gain their trust with smooth talk and a smile,

Ichiro: and sell them insanely-expensive fake textbooks. That's how I roll.

Ichiro: Actually, your father spoke to me yesterday...

Tsuna: What? My dad?

Ichiro: Yes...

Ichiro: I've already checked you out. Your dad's not here.

Tsuna: Um, my dad's not here right now, and my mom's out...

Ichiro: Is that so?

Ichiro: Man, seeing him up close, he looks pretty dumb.

Tsuna: I think my mom will be back soon.

Ichiro: Well then, I'll wait for her inside.

Tsuna: Inside?

Ichiro: Is that all right?

Ichiro: I came a long way just for you.

Main: ,H-Huh?

Ichiro: Please, don't mind me.

Tsuna: I lost to his perfect smile...

Ichiro: In a con, it's all about the mind games.

Ichiro: Now that I'm inside, I've as good as won.

Ichiro: Oh, thank you.

Tsuna: Ah, that's...!

Tsuna: Hey, Bianchi!

Ichiro: Don't mind if I do...

Tsuna: Bianchi!

Tsuna: No poison cooking!

Bianchi: I just put it there.

Bianchi: I didn't tell him to drink it.

Tsuna: Are you okay?

Ichiro: May... May I please use your bathroom?

Tsuna: Here you are.

Ichiro: Thank you...

Lambo: I'm a cauliflower monster!

Lambo: Wait!

Ichiro: What the heck?

Ichiro: Stop it!

Tsuna: A-Are you okay?

Ichiro: Yeah, fine...

I-Pin: Oh no!

I-Pin: Mr. Kawahira is going to complain that his ramen's cold again!

Tsuna: Adult I-Pin!

I-Pin: I've gotta hurry!

Lambo: Hello, Young Vongola.

Lambo: Honestly...

Lambo: I was entertaining at a Family party too...

Main: ,There!

Lambo: Hawaiian Mambo!

Lambo: Goodness me, I don't believe I've seen you before.

Lambo: Who might this be, Young Vongola?

Tsuna: How can I explain?

Lambo: Forget about it.

Lambo: Party with me!

Main: ,There!

Lambo: Hawaiian Mambo!

Ichiro: Let go of me!

Lambo: Hawaiian Mambo!

Ichiro: What the hell was that?

Gokudera: Hi, boss!

Gokudera: What the heck are you guys doing here?

Ryohei: Kyoko and I were invited!

Yamamoto: What's wrong with that?

Main: ,Huh? Guys?

Gokudera: Boss!

Yamamoto: A guest?

Tsuna: Yeah.

Ichiro: Why, hello there, everyone.

Ichiro: I sell educational materials that are sure to be of great use to you.

Ichiro: Maybe I'll sell these idiots some too.

Yamamoto: Educational materials?

Ichiro: These days, elementary and middle school grades determine your whole life,

Ichiro: so that's why you need my company's study guides!

Ichiro: First, you scare them...

Gokudera: I don't need that.

Ryohei: Not interested.

Ichiro: Um...

Ichiro: You'd better act now, or it'll be too late.

Ichiro: It'd be great if every household could hire tutors, but that's just not possible.

Reborn: Don't worry.

Reborn: Their tutor is here.

Tsuna: Reborn, you'll just make things more complicated.

Ichiro: What an adorable baby!

Ichiro: I almost want to take him home.

Ichiro: I don't have time to deal with these kids.

Ichiro: Listen, even if you have a private tutor, it's not enough!

Ichiro: If you rely on the skills of a simple tutor, the times are sure to leave you behind!

Reborn: Say that again

Main: ,and I'll slice your head open.

Tsuna: Stop it, Reborn.

Tsuna: As for you, I really don't think you should say bad things about tutors...

Ichiro: But you know, all tutors are idiots...

Reborn: You just dug your own grave.

Reborn: Don't move.

Reborn: I'm going to k*ll you.

Ichiro: Why is there a log here?

Ichiro: I-It's a snake!

Bianchi: Naughty boy.

Bianchi: Dinner shouldn't run.

Gokudera: S-Sis...

Ichiro: Save me!

Futa: Pythons rank third in the list of best ingredients for poison cooking.

Ichiro: Stop!

Ichiro: Dynamite?!

Ichiro: What is wrong with this house?!

Tsuna: I warned him...

Yamamoto: He left his bag.

Main: ,What?

Tsuna: Isn't that my mom's wallet?

Gokudera: Wh-What do you mean?

Tsuna: That man was the pickpocket!

Reborn: Tsuna, go kick the crap out of him.

Main: ,What? But then...

Tsuna: Re-Born!

On Screen,Tsuna: Re-Born

Tsuna: I'll beat the crap out of the pickpocket like my life depends on it!

Ichiro: Boss, please!

Ichiro: They're too much for us!

Ichiro: You and your men need to take care of them!

Jiro: Please!

On Screen,Jiro: Boss

Boss: Leave it to us.

Tsuna: Freeze, pickpocket!

Boss: I think I've seen him before...

Ichiro: It's that kid!

Ichiro: It's him, boss!

Boss: No, please, not him...

Tsuna: No one's gonna stop me!

Boss: Strike!

Ichiro: R-Run!

Tsuna: Hold it!

Jiro: What is that kid?

Saburo: He's running after us, naked!

Ichiro: We picked the wrong family!

Ichiro: There!

Ichiro: Run in there!

Jiro: Please, Mr. Policeman!

Jiro: Arrest us!

Ichiro: We're a pickpocket, an extortionist and a conman!

Ichiro: The Crime Brothers!

Nana: Thank you for waiting, everyone!

Nana: It's all done!

All: Crab hot pot!

Nana: I didn't get to make dinner yesterday,

Nana: so I thought we should have a hot pot party!

Nana: It's the perfect dish this time of year.

Futa: I love hot pot!

Main: ,So let's all eat up.

All: Let's eat!

Kyoko: I'll serve it to you, Ryohei.

Main: ,Sure!

Haru: It's delicious!

Gokudera: But what happened to the boss?

Reborn: Tsuna?

Reborn: He's probably having an experience that's very important to a Mafia boss.

Tsuna: Let me out!

Tsuna: I have nothing to do with them!

Police: Shut up!

Police: You were wandering around in your underwear. You must be one of them!

Tsuna: I'm not!

Reborn: Everything's an experience, Tsuna.

Reborn: The horoscope for...

Ipin: ...next week!

Col: The best three, maggot!

Lambo: Lambo-san is here too!

Reborn: You do this then.

Col: That's right, maggot!

Lambo: Hold... it... in...

Ipin: The third sign for next week...

On Screen,Caption: Leo Capture the heart of the one you love with animal-shaped chocolate!

Lambo: ...will be Leo.

Col: Number two for next week...

On Screen,Caption: Sagittarius Obligation chocolate may bring you an unexpected surprise!

Lambo: ...will be Sagittarius.

Reborn: And the top sign...

On Screen,Caption: Aquarius Handmade chocolate is good luck!

Lambo: ...will be Aquarius.

Main: ,Ciao-ciao.

Main: ,Bye-bye.

Tsuna: Next time:

Tsuna: The Misfortune of Shoichi Irie.