01x04 - Ain't No Party Like a Maxum Brain Party / Hello Dolly

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


Eric (laughing)


Ooh hoo hoo!


Unh! Ooh! Ooh!


Woo hoo hoo- oh!


Oof!


Ha ha! Missed me!


(Lasers blast)


Aah!


(Lasers blast)


How many times must I have to tell you?


Maxum man's "ultra planet smasher laser"


Is no plaything!


Maxum brain!


You never let us have any fun!


That is incorrect.


I added . Percent more oxygen


To the circulation system!


(Fart)


(Sniffs) oh, yeah! Sweet.


You always harsh on our fun times!


Come on, trevor.


We'll just find something funner to do.


No! Shoo away from maxum man's "ultra-miniaturizer"!


(Energy hums)


(Eric and trevor giggle)


Get away from the "re-big-anizer!"


(Energy hums)


(Eric and trevor stomp and laugh)


Fine then.


If you won't stop willingly, mime-ray, activate!


(Laser blasts)


♪♪♪


Ugh. Even that is annoying!


My aching processors!


(Whirring) ooh! Ah! Ooh!


Oh! Oh! Right there!


So I figure we pull out like,


Half of maxum brain's ram memory,


That should help him chill out a bit.


Hey, how about a virus!


That sounds a little drastic.


Oh, no worries, I got it!


Ah-choooo blahphh!


(Fizzles)


Um, that's not how a computer virus works.


And I am not cleaning that up.


(Electricity fizzles)


(Yawns)


Eric morning, maxum brain.


How 'bout some breakfast?


And don't worry, I'm not having any fun.


Well, then, you are not trying hard enough...


Dude!


You seem different today.


I feel free!


As if I no longer have access


To any of my vector calibrated fun repression chips!


(Fizzles)


Trevor! I don't know how,


But your virus actually worked!


Maxum brain is totally loosening up!


(Giggles)


(Cars tires screech)


(Horns honk)


(Eric and trevor laugh)


Dude, you're maxum awesome, brain!


Ooh! Ooh! Now make them dance!


Got it.


(Dance music plays)


(Eric and trevor laugh)


(Doorbell rings)


Eric I'll get it!


Mayor swift!


Ahem! What can I do you for?


Ah, hello, eric.


Is uh, is maxum man home?


Oh! Uh, um...


He's kind of busy right now doing uh... Aerobics!


Oh, sure.


B-b-but, but does the music need to be so loud?


No problem!


I'll-i'll turn the music down right away!



(Door slams)


Ooh! Soda syrup hits the spot!


I wish I had a sense of taste!


Ah, me too.


Glug, glug, glug!


Hey! That was mayor swift,


He wants us to turn the music down.


Mayor swift is a pooper on parties!


Hey, that is not being a bad idea!


The party part, anyway.


It is party time!


Yeah! Party in da house!


Woo hoo hoo hoo!


(Belches)


I will access my contact list,


And invite everybody!


(Beeps) and...


Done!


Now, who's up for playing in maxum man's


"Inter-dimensional portal creator"?


Ooh! I call planet of the bees!


Eric you totally should have sneezed on maxum brain


A long time ago!


This party is going to be awesome!


Yup! I've already pre-greased the banisters


For extra slideability!


(Doorbell rings) let's get this party started!


Hello?


(expl*si*n)


Huh?


Computers?


Maxum brain only invited computers?!


Maxum brain hey!


(Grunts)


How are your cables hanging,


You multi processor party animals!


Plug in!


(Computers hum)


I texted vana and kitty to come over.


So at least two guests will be human.


Maybe it won't be so bad.


Time to party!


Aaaaahhhhh!


(Computers laugh)


Hey! What's going-


Aahhhhh!


(Computers laugh)


Hmph! Hmph!


(Sighs)


Yaaaaaaaaaah!


(Loud crash)


Oh! Ah!


Looks like the nice computer people


Don't want you at their party!


Trevor mwah ha ha ha ha ha!


Ha ha ha ha!


Best... Party... Ever!


At least trevor's having fun.


Maxum brain okay, fellow hard drives!


Time to pin the tail on the power drain!


Yeehaaw! (Electricity fizzles)


Hmm, that can't be good.


(Electricity hums)


Okay! This party is over!


Waaaaaaaaaaaah!


(Sparks sizzle)


Eric maxum brain, this party is over!


And not just because I'm not having fun.


Your friends are draining too much power!


Pwaah!


Come on, eric! Quit being a nag!


Why are you harshing on my fun?


Hey! Don't you use my words against me!


(Doorbell rings)


Eric mayor! Uh, the music!


I totally forgot!


I urgently need to speak with maxum man!


The global power grid is blacked out!


Oh man, uh, right!


Maxum man is almost done his uh...


Butt clenches.


So, he'll help the world


Avert this catastrophe as quickly as possible?


So quick it's like you won't even see him doing it!


If I could talk to him directly...


Okay, everyone?


Hello?


Heeeyyy!


Thanks for coming, but the party is over!


You've been great, but please grab one piece


Of garbage on your way out to help the cleaning effort.


(Computer beeps)


(Computers laugh)


That was the mayor at the door again!


If you don't stop draining power,


He's gonna figure out it's us doing it!


Hey! If we want more power,


We will be taking the more power!


Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!


Trevor eric! They're gonna turn me into one of them!



How awesome?!


Uh, that seems unlikely.


No, we just need more glue!


Eric we gotta turn maxum brain back to normal,


And stop this party!


Forget it! You're just jealous,


Because I'm the hit of the party!


Now if you'll excuse me,


I have a hair dryer to run away from.


(Giggling)


(Doorbell rings)


Well, goodbye mansion!


Vana! Kitty! You guys made it!


Don't look at me,


There's some sort of power outage,


And I couldn't do my hair in the dark.


Oh! You have power here?


And a hair dryer...


Chasing trevor.


That'll do!


Vana, hold on!


Uh, maxum brain has kinda lost his mind... A bit.


He's the one causing the power outages!


Computers drain! Drain! Drain!


Drain! Drain! Drain!


I thought he looked a little... Off.


Okay. Kitty, you and me are gonna take out brain.


Maxum-brain is a series ,


Ultra cranium processor.


I'm pretty sure I can hack one of those.


Vana, you're on distracting the party goers duty.


Okay, super-party hostessing it is.


Computers drain! Drain! Drain!


Vana ahem!


Who's up for some super computer party games?


I didn't know maxum brain had zero gravity


In his hard drive!


Uh, he doesn't.


It's just filled with lime soda.


(Button beeps)


(Slurps)


(Slurps) this is pretty sweet!


(Belches)


(Giggles)


(Toilet flushing)


Uh, okay!


Okay, more charades.


I know what you're doing, vana.


What? What are you guys talking about?


I'm just playing some charades!


It is too late, vana.


Soon I will have all the power in the world,


And then the real fun will begin!


(Electricity crackles)


Assimilate her!


Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!


(Vana screams)


Kitty I'm almost there!


Eric, you are so brave to let yourself


Be captured for me!


Yes. I meant to do this.


You guys might want to speed up,


I'm about to get digitized,


And brain's gonna go super nova!


(Laughs evilly)


I don't get it, nothing's working!


Hot, hot, hot!


He's overloading!


He's gonna blow!


Kitty it's too late!


I can't erase trevor's virus from maxum brain!


(Loud rumbling)


Now that's some serious partying!


Ha ha ha!


Actually, I'm trapped.


And I could use a little help?!


Not if you're still trying to stop this awesome partay!


That's just not something I can get behind!


Okay, then how about this:


If maxum brain takes all the power,


That means no more microwave burritos,


No video games, and no tv!


No tv?


That's just sick!


(Metal clangs)


(Lands with a thump)


I've just never seen this type of virus before!


(Trevor sneezes)


(Sniffles)


That's it!


We didn't use a program to infect maxum brain,


We gave him a cold!


And I always cure my colds with...


Cough syrup!


Uh, eric?


That's really not how computer programming works.


Eric yes, it is!


Maxum brain (laughing evilly)


Boo! What- what is going on here?


(Sighs with relief)



My mansion!


My beautiful, beautiful mansion!


Who is being responsible for this?


(Computers beep)


Grrrrr!


Get! You will hear about this!


And stay off my network!


I hope you learned that giving me a virus


Just leads to much power draining.


And a dirty mansion.


Sure it ended poorly,


But a less strict you was fun...


For a while.


(Doorbell rings)


Eric mayor swift!


How you doing?


Hey, I got maxum man to stop that power drain!


Uh yes, thank you.


Uh, now. I hate to bring this up,


But it seems that the source of the power drain


Was this mansion!


Heh, really?


(All gasp)


(Teeth chatter)


If you would just...


Eric unh! Mayor swifty let me see maxum-


Maaaaaaaan!


Hee hee! I guess I have a little bit


Of virus left in me! (Laughs)


♪♪♪


The entrepreneuronator attention supers-r-us shoppers,


There is a utility belt and gloves sale


Ten minutes ago,


So travel back in time,


And head to aisle for super savings!


I wish... I could live in here!


Anti-gravity knapsacks,


Androids with ice cream dispensers!


Cosmic crystal skulls!


Oh... My...


Eric!


All whoa!


I'm an action figure?


It's got karate chop action. Look!


Ow!


And it's so much better than the actual you!


(Thumps)


Eric! Are you okay?


What?


They're for my little cousin's next birthdays.


Stop looking at me!


Vana first you get to be maxum man's sidekick,


And now you have your own action figure?!


That is so not right!


Trevor hey, it talks!


Stop, you evil doer!


What? You take that back!


Who have you been talking to?


Stop, you evil doer!


I'm not an evil doer!


I'll destroy you!


Destroy you!


Unh! Yaah!


Ugh!


The entrepreneuronator hi there!


Entrepreneuronator at your service.


You like that toy? Buy two, and be twice as cool!


You're the one selling the eric action figures?


I sure am.


I own this place.


You're eric. Um, maxum man's sidekick.


Look I can explain, okay?


No need to get maxum man involved.


But why do I have my own action figure?


I'm a sidekick, I'm not famous.


Kid, you're not just any sidekick,


You're maxum man's sidekick.


The most super superhero ever!


Of course you're famous! See?


(Choir sings)


Hmm. I guess I just never noticed before.


Sure, you're the next big thing, kid.


I've been playing this commercial


On every major network and nebula for weeks!


You love maxum man, world's greatest superhero.


And you'll love his new sidekick eric even more!


Ka-blam!


He kicks! Wham!


He punches! Bam!


He sh**t lightning from his eyes!


Collect them all!


Deep space eric!


Deep sea eric!


And deep dish eric!


With bonus pepperoni launcher!


Play sidekick eric with a friend!


Open stubborn jars of cosmic jam!


You can even use it to fight crime!


Oof!


Get your sidekick eric today!



Warning this toy is so awesome,


It may cause you to throw your other toys in the trash.


And a half batteries required,


Batteries not included.


Hmm. I am famous.


Did you know I was famous?


Sure.


Of course.


Why do you think I hang out with you?


Apparently because I'm... A star!


(Flashing)


(Crowd cheers)


♪♪♪


Aw...


(Car tires screech)


(Crowd cheers)


Eric?


Hey, need some face time with the big e man, asap?


Talk to the t-dog, and I'll think outside the box.


Do you even know what you're saying?


I never know what I'm saying.


Vana look, everyone!


It's rock a vana doll.


So much better than eric's.


Limited edition, with real nail polish,


And tiny comb, isn't it great?


Everyone!


(Crowd cheering)


A tiny comb!


Argh! Hmph!


Eric, we need to talk.


Ever since your action figure came out,


You've changed!


You're totally wrong, babe.


I haven't changed.


Then why are you wearing a crown?


And what's up with the world championship belt?


And the pet polar bear?


(Roars)


Well, um, polar bears are an endangered species,


And who doesn't like an endangered species, huh?


Am I right?


Crowd oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!


(Energy hums)


They turned evil!


(Crying)


Eric! Eric, no!


Professor beary bearsworth!


(Screams)


(Energy crackles)


The entrepreneuronator kablam!


That's it, my plastic army!


Destroy! Destroy!


Once all the toys are ruined,


Kids will have to buy new ones.


And then we'll do it again.


And again!


It's the most brilliant evil sales scheme ever!


(Button beeps)


(Eric dolls whir)


(Clicking sounds)


(Whirring and clicking)


The entrepreneuronator (evil laughter)


(Laughing)


(Laughing evilly)


People (panicked screaming)


Toys everywhere are being destroyed


By rampaging sidekick dolls!


Once again a child's innocent play thing


Has turned into a rampaging nightmare!


(Sarcastic) thanks a lot, eric!


It's over.


I have nothing left!


Except my crown, and my polar bear!


(Polar bear growls)


(Sighs)


(Panicked screaming)


Now, I know you guys are mad at me,


And you have good reason.


(Loud crash)


I may have let the whole "I'm incredibly famous" thing


Go to my head... A bit.


You might even say, I was kind of a jerk.


(Loud crash)


Uh, "kind of"?!


How about a huge jerk,


Or even a jerk jerkington!


No, no, no, no! I got it,


You were a maxum jerk!


Nice one!


Yeah. You see how I took the first half


Of maxum man's name, and then added-


Eric so! To recap,


I was a bit of a jerk...


Kitty, trevor, and vana hmph!


Even though you're all mad at me,


I could really use your help defeating all the eric dolls,


Before they destroy the whole city!


(Loud crash)


What do you say?



All hmph!


I brought candy.


(Panicked screaming)


So, how do we b*at evil giant,


But still really cute, eric?


Well, if tv has taught us anything,


And it has,


It's that the only way to b*at


A giant action figure robot-


Is with another giant action figure robot!


Trevor yeah...


I was gonna say that.


Uh, heh heh. Right. Sorry.


Great!


Where are we gonna get a bunch of non-evil eric dolls?


Uh, heh heh.


(Robot clanks)


The entrepreneuronator how I love that sound!


Sweet, like cash registers singing!


(Loud crash) yaah, what?


(Lands with a thud)


Eric you've crushed your last toy, entrepreneuronator!


Kitty lucky I just happened to find all these cheap knock-offs


On the internet, huh?


Again, for my cousin.


The entrepreneuronator not so fast, kid!


No one gets between me and profits!


(Laughs evilly)


Eric you're not the only one who can build giant robots,


Entrepreneuronator!


The entrepreneuronator is about to go on sale!


Or some other business type phrase that works.


You'd think a salesman would pick an easier name


To say than "entrepreneuronator"!


I know, right?


(Electricity crackles)


(Eric doll clanks)


(Crashes)


(Huge fart)


(Coughing)


Yaaaaah!


(Crashes)


Grrrrrr!


(Electricity crackles)


(Electricity hums)


Trevor mwah ha ha ha!


(Swords clank)


These are the best toys ever!


(Sword clatters)


(Thumping)


Unh! Now what?!


You don't need swords!


Remember, he's got judo chop action!


Hi-ya!


Yaah!


The entrepreneuronator ow! Oh! Aaah! Oooh.


Hi-ya! Hi-ya!


Wee-yaaaah!


Hey, it's my turn!


Kitty gets to fight!


Let me try!


What are you doing?! Unh! Stop it!


(Electricity crackles)


Waaaaaaaah!


Aaaaaaaaah!


You totally broke it, dude.


The entrepreneuronator (laughing evilly)


Ah ha ha ha ha!


Trevor (laughing evilly)


Waah ha ha ha ha!


Ha ha ha ha ha!


Wooaah ha ha ha ha!


I don't get it.


The entrepreneuronator ahem!


It's over, sidekick!


You were famous once, but now you've got nothing!


You're wrong. I've got friends!


Vana, now!


(Footsteps thud)


Now, here's what a real sidekick doll should look like!


(Love struck sigh)


Gigantic sized vana!


Vana my, aren't you a strong, handsome looking


Evil giant eric robot?


(Electricity crackles)


No! Something's wrong.


Ignore her, you love struck fool!


No.


No! Noooo!


Vana aaaaaaah!


Hunnnnh!


Aaah!


(Heart shatters)


Crowd hooray! Yay!


(Groans)


Eric vana, you were awesome!


You all were!


And I wasn't so bad myself!


Crowd vana! Vana! Vana! Vana! Vana!


Hey, kid!



I can make you a star.


Just sign here!


You'll be rich, rich and famous!


Ha! You don't think my friends are gonna fall for tha-


Make room! Make room, people!


The lady needs room!


Well kitty, looks like it's just you and me.


Vana (yelling) kitty! Where's my mineral water?!


Uh, sorry eric, i, have to, uh, go.


Right here, miss vana, sir!


(Sighs)


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