01x05 - The Amazing Super Chores / Maxum Mom

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


(Crowing)


(Snors)


(Air horn blares, golly gee kid screams)


Maxum man good morning, golly gee kid!


It's time for sidekick lesson number :


"Super duties!"


(Laughs) duties!


Super duties are tasks a sidekick must perform


To keep his hero in top shape,


And looking swell!


Oh, boy.


(Burps)


Maxum man those anti-matter pellets


Aren't going to refill themselves, are they?


Hmmm?


(Clatters)


No! (Growing whir)


(expl*si*n)


Maxum man a wrinkled cape delivers only wrinkled justice!


(Creaking)


Huh?


(Crashes)


Maxum man sidekicks,


When the world is at its most littered,


They're the street sweepers of justice!


(Echoing) justice! Justice! Justice!


Making sandwiches,


And getting blown up?


Doesn't a sidekick get to do something more heroic?


Pamplemoose vee call them super duties!


It zounds more exciting.


Doesn't maxum man have you doing them all the time?


Yes he does! Ha!


'Cause he's not missing, or anything.


Pamplemoose what? Eric what?


(Computer beeps rapidly)


(Door dings)


Eric hey, maxum brain!


I'm done ironing the linen, the drapes,


And maxum man's underwear.


Again.


Are there any more dumb chores for me to do?


They are being called super duties!


It sounds more excite-


Exciting, yeah.


You can call chores pizza party happy jams,


And they'll still be just as boring.


You are a sidekick.


You do sidekick things.


It is not complicated.


That's the point!


I thought I'd be doing more than scrubbing toilets!


Well, you can also scrub the toilets


In the maxum mobile.


I don't want to scrub anything!


There's a toilet in the maxum mobile?


Ahh... (Flushing sound)


Doesn't maxum man have any awesome stuff


He's supposed to be doing?


Well, his inbox has gotten rather full


Since he's been gone.


(Explodes)


Woo-hoo!


Suit ♪ dah! Dah! Dah! Dah!


♪ Dah de doo be doo be!


Let me do it! Let me do it!


I'm ready, I'm willing, I'm-


Grossly unqualified.


The super duties of maxum man


Could never be performed by a mere sidekick.


Oh, come on!


Hmm. How about four mere sidekicks?


Hmmm...


Eric and then, after seven more hours of begging,


And a promise to vacuum his exhaust port,


Maxum brain said the four of us


Could do maxum man's super duties for one afternoon!


Trevor, vana, and kitty yaaaaay!


Let me see that.


I am maxum man's sidekick,


And I have the responsibility of holding onto the list.


And this nifty maxum mega tool, too.



It even has giant toenail clippers!


Vana you keep it.


Um, what are we doing at the super retirement home?


Every month, heroic pines has a bingo-pocalypse tournament,


Between the retired super heroes and villains,


And things can get...


(Suzy sweetie screams)


Oof!


A little crazy.


Captain blitz-zaster stole my pudding cup!


(Battle cry)


(Fighting grunts)


How would maxum man solve this?


He'd probably freeze them with his ice breath,


Then use his mind control to calm them down.


Duh!


Hmm... Not bad.


But since I can't do any of that...


(Button beeps)


(Beam hums)


(Loud crash)


(Pudding squelches)


Eric well, the crisis of infinite pudding


Could've gone better.


Yeah, setting the matter enlarger to infinity


Probably wasn't the best idea.


Lesson learned!


That's one chore down,


And only ten million to go!


Vana well, let's split up the rest of them!


We can't! It's my responsibility.


We could cover more ground if we split up.


My vote is, I don't care.


Vana let me see the list! Eric wait, don't!


You'll rip it!


(Crashes)


Wow! Mole monster civil w*r at the centre of the earth!


Yay!


Alien att*ck at ?


Oh! I've got to change!


Mine's blank.


Great, everyone else gets cool things,


And I'm just- other side.


Escort the princess flablahblah


To the interstellar royal ball on mars!


(Steam whistles)


(Trevor wolf whistles)


Duuude! Later!


Ribbon cutting ceremonies?


How lame!


And why is it highlighted,


Underlined, in bold, and glowing?


Still, it'll be nice to be treated


Like a hero for once!


(Scissors snip)


Crowd (yelling angrily) hey! Boo!


Hellooooo splitsbooooro!


(Cricket chirps)


Oh, oh! Is that me?


Uh... Maxum man is busy uh...


Fighting mole monsters at the centre of the earth.


Viva la revolution!


(Moles cheer)


But I'm eric, his sidekick.


I know I've got big shoes to fill,


But I've got really big scissors


To cut those shoes.


And this ribbon!


Crowd boo! Boo!


(Chanting) we want maxum man!


(Scissors snip)


(Scissors snip)


Hmm.


Eric I now pronounce this x ray vision eye glass centre...


Open!


(Cheering, thundering of feet)


Eric oh! Ooh! Ow!


This is going to be a long day.


(Space station beeps)


(Light jazz music plays)


(Low murmur of conversation)


Ambassador mxylburp,


I'd like to present my companion for tonight:


Maxum man!


(Mouth full) but I'm not-


Oh, I so am maxum man!


(Crashes)


Crowd boo! Boo!


Boo! Hiss!


Hissing? Really?


Ssssssorry.


So, um, maxum man couldn't be here today.


Vana unh! Yah! Unh!


Fear not, citizens!


Vana is here!


But first, tell me:


Aren't these boots adorable?


(Energy beam blasts)


Unh! Ooh! Aah!


Ow! Ow!



So I'm here to open this mask lintbrush emporium!


(Crowd boos)


Unh! Unh! Ungh!


(Steam whistles)


Yaah!


(Scissors clanking)


Yaaaah!


Man, I'm even bad at ribbon cutting.


(Sighs) I don't know how much more of this I can take.


Mutated pet groomer.


(Crowd boos)


Quasarbucks.


(Crowd boos)


Refurbished super tights gallery.


Crowd boooo!


Boo! Boo!


Oh, boy.


(Cell phone rings)


Eternal ribbon cutter, here.


Dude, you done yet?


We're all hooking up at the park


To relive the awesomeness of our duties!


But I've got way more ribbons to- oof!


I've gotta stay here, and finish-


Gah!


I've still got-


(Mic feedback)


Eric I'll see you there.


(Ribbon whip cracks)


Trevor mmm! Mmph! Mmm!


So how was your day?


Oh eric, it was amazing!


I was named queen of the mole monsters!


And look!


They even gave me a mole!


Eeeew!


Well, I defeated an invading alien army,


And everyone said I looked fabulous doing it!


Eric so, how was mars?


Best... Party... Ever!


(Crowd cheers)


But what happens on mars, stays on mars.


And how about you?


Did you cut all the ribbons?


Yeah... Sure.


Um, pretty much.


(Gasps) pretty much?


Crowd (screaming)


(Ribbonor roars)


Waaaah!


(Screams)


Run!


(Roars)


(Relieved sigh)


Eric, how did ribbonor get loose?


Did you not cut all the ribbons?


It was the lamest superhero duty ever!


The ribbons are all part of ribbonor,


The giant ribbon beast!


Now that he is loose,


He'll stop at nothing,


Until the city is gift wrapped!


Maxum man treated each duty as if it were the most vital,


And you should have as well!


Why didn't you tell me that cutting the ribbons


Was so important?


Did you not see the highlighting?


Heh heh!


Everybody knows,


It is the most important super duty there is!


Trevor he's right.


Everybody knows that.


It's pretty obvious.


It's true, it's-


(Gasps) it's a giant ribbon monster!


(Ribbonor roars)


I know that thing's a monster and everything,


But how great would it look in my hair?!


Oh! Yeah-huh!


You've wrapped your last present, ribbonor!


I messed up before,


But it's time to cut you down to size!


(Ribbonor roars)


Trevor we're right behind you, dude!


Great! Then let's get him!


Trevor uh, no.


We're right behind you, and tied up.


Sorry dude, you're on your own.


(Ribbonor roars)


Uh-oh!


Oh, no! He broke the scissors!


(Chicken clucks)


Aren't there any useful tools in this thing?


Aha!


Now, this one I've got a lot of practice with.


(expl*si*n)


(Ribbonor growls)


(Roars)


Eric hey, ribbonor!


I have a steaming iron of justice,



And it's set all the way to cotton!


(Old west showdown music plays)


(Clangs)


(Ribbonor roars)


(Iron hisses)


(Ribbonor screams)


(Iron hisses)


(Iron hisses)


(Fading roar)


You have to admire his skill on those creases!


I am...


Ironing man!


(Crowd cheers)


Eric I can't believe one of my sidekick chores


Was actually useful!


Though I still can't see what use


Scrubbing a toilet is.


Kitty you've obviously never heard of drainicus,


The sewer snake, either.


Sssssorry! I'm disgusting, okay?


That was some quick thinking!


And ironing, needles.


Hey vana,


Where'd you get that ribbon?


Oh, this?


I figured since you defeated it and all...


(Growls)


Uh, vana?


(Ribbon growls)


♪♪♪


(Alarm wails)


(Computer beeps rapidly)


(Snoring)


Maxum brain eric, wake up!


Red alert! Let us go, go, go!


Hmm...


(Splashes)


(Snoring)


How is it even possible for you to still be asleep?


(Sighs)


(Inhales deeply)


Ahhh...


(Chomping)


What's happening, a-are we under att*ck


By pizza monsters?


Worse. Much, much worse.


(expl*si*n)


Maxum mom i... Am... Maxum mom!


And I was wondering what my precious maxie boy


Has planned for me!


It is super mother's day, after all!


Ha ha!


(Computer beeps)


Maxum mom (scoffs) disgusting, and it's filthy.


How shameful!


(Gasps) oh! Dust bunnies!


Oh, this is a disaster!


Why? What's super mother's day?


It's like regular mother's day,


But with defeating evil and explosions.


Also, there's a brunch.


You've never heard of it?


Orphan, remember?


I've never had a mother.


Or a super mother.


Or brunch!


Don't you know you're not supposed to be down in the lair


Without a warm sweater?


Uh, heh. Thanks maxum mom,


But I don't need- oof!


(Humming)


A thousand sweaters!


Haaah! Now, where's my son?


It's been months! No letters, e-mails,


Or notes written on the moon in laser-vision.


(Laser hums)


He's uh, uh, he's-


Spit it out kid,


The half life on my plutonium ticker


Is only billion years!


He's traveling back in time to avert a huge disaster!


Uh, he won't be back until minutes ago.


Always making me wait minutes ago!


Think of something!


If she figures out he's missing,


We're both cooked!


You think of something for once!


Uh, he... Maxum man,


Usually eats lunch at...


The butterfly observatory.


(Butterflies screech)


(Rumbling crash)


Gee, it looks like maxum man already left.


That's too bad.


Oh, well.


Aaaaaaah!


Relax, sidekick!


Once I introduce these bugs


To punchy and loretta,


Ha ha! It'll be insect puree!



(Thumping and crashing)


Wow! Thanks.


Maxum mom is mom to everyone, junior.


Except evil.


I punch evil in the neck!


Now, where's my boy?


(Horns honk)


Tell me again where we're headed?


To see your loving son, of course!


Trevor, you ready?


Totally ready! What am I doing?


Just listen for your cue!


Here we are!


And there he is!


Maxum man!


(Through speaker) I said, maxum man!


Oh, right!


(Clears throat)


Hi, mom!


Son!


No! Wait!


(Tires screech, loud crash)


Easy there, sidekick!


Wow! Uh, thanks!


It's kinda nice having you around.


I seem to get hurt a lot less.


You're my son's sidekick,


So you're like family.


Family that could be replaced, but still.


Now, time to see my boy!


No! Incoming!


(Through speaker) abort! Get out of there!


Um, hi, maxum mom.


Don't get too close,


I um, might get mustard on you!


(Laughs nervously)


You'd never get that out.


Yeah, I don't know what your game is, sidekick!


Looks like I'm gonna have to find my son by myself!


Maxum mom away!


(Munching)


(Panting) I lost maxum mom!


She seemed really-


Upset? Great job doing, eric.


(Crying)


I looked everywhere!


All I wanted was for my only son,


Not counting the other four sons,


To take me to brunch.


Oh... (Blows nose)


Where could he be? (Crying)


(Glass smashes)


Oh, man!


She's an awesome mom,


Who deserves to have a super, super mother's day.


Isn't there anything we can do?


There is one thing,


But you are extremely not prepared for this.


It's untested, and dangerous,


So, let's do it!


(Beeps rapidly)


(Electricity crackles)


(Laser blasts)


Whoa!


Huh! Whoa!


(Gasps) whoooa!


It's a hard light hologram,


That lets you look and sound like maxum man for one hour,


If we are lucky.


So make it good!


(Clears throat)


I am maxum man!


Boogers! (Giggles)


(Siren wails) alert!


Maxum mom is using the maxumcom!


She's contacting-


Maxum mom xox!


My son would never abandon me on super mother's day,


Which means he's been captured by the best!


Well, I wouldn't say I was the bes-


Maxum mom and since I don't have ignominious iguana's


Phone number,


I'm calling you!


Eric as maxum hi, mom!


Oof! Maxie!


Oh! Where have you been?


Uh, worry not about where I've been,


But rather, where we're going!


To le kapow!


For brunch, maxum mom!


Uh, mother, mom...


Mommy?


Better late than never.


You're off the hook xox,


But remember mom is watching.


As am i.


Master xox le kapow! Hmmm...


The perfect place for an ambush!


And excellent crab cakes!


(Laughs evilly)



Trevor dad?


Can I drive the lawnmower to the store


To get some snacks?


(Explodes)


How about brunch instead?


Yaaaaay!


Bruuuuunch!


Ah, ha ha!


What's brunch?


(Chicken squawks)


I'm glad you could join us to witness maxum man's defeat,


I mean, uh, to eat... Eggs.


(Laughs) isn't it thrilling!


Ha ha ha!


I'm not sure how you knew we were going to be here,


Mr. Troublemeyer,


But it's a pleasure to-


Whoops!


So clumsy today!


Sorry. Oh, man!


Uh, trevor!


Lad, uh, trevor boy lad!


Could you help me with some uh...


Super stuff?


Um, sure?


Let me guess,


You're really eric, and you're pretending


To be maxum man to make maxum mom happy,


And have your first squishy, huggy,


Super mother's day ever.


How did you figure that out?


I watch a lot of super soap operas.


So, what can this thing do?


Eric-man booger!


(Chicken squawks)


Aiiiee!


Awesome!


(Whistling)


Oops! Dropped my fork.


One drop of my xoxplosive compound,


And when maxum-man sits down,


Kablooie!


(Laughs evilly)


Maxum mom uh, mr. Troublemeyer?


Mmm, yes?


What's up with the maniacal laugh,


And the "kablooie"?


Something going on under there?


Uh...


Eric as maxum we're back! Uh, super troubles.


Heh. Sorry, mother.


Uh, mr. Troublemeyer.


(Farting sound)


(Farting sound) whoa-ho!


Hah. Uh, excuse me?


Stop causing a fuss!


Our first brunch together in ages,


And you're making it all explodey.


Mmmm!


Oops, dropped my fork again!


Pardon moi!


I hope you enjoy a large serving


Of brain sucker, maxum man!


Ach! You used to be such a good boy.


Maybe you can spin the world back in time


To when you remembered to call me once and a while!


Yes, I um...


Mr. Troublemeyer okay, let's eat! Shall we?


Yes, let's uh, do that!


(Growling)


(Screams)


Oh!


Don't worry maxum mom,


I'll take care of it!


(Lid clangs, mr. Toublemeyer whimpers)


Oops! Fork. Dropped.


Gee whiz, dad.


We're gonna have to tie a string to that thing!


Enough!


I'll just build an antimatter cannon


With shrimp forks,


And my portable thermo reactor!


The brave super hero is flying


Into the evil cave lair!


Aaaah! Aw, come on, mom!


I'm !


I mean, I'm maxum man's age,


Which is probably... More than that?


Master xox (evil laughter)


At last!


The day has come where I destroy maxum man!


And try le kapow's fabulous crab cakes!


Master xox, aaahhhhh!


I mean, aaah'll stop you!


Look out! Ooh hoo hoo!


Hoo hoo! That tickles!


Ha ha ha ha ha!


Oopsie, forgot to set it to destroy!


Now it burns!


Owee! Ow! Ow!



Ow! Ow! Ow!


Aaaaah! Ow!


Oweee! Ow ow!


Owwww!


Hey... Where did dad go?


He always misses these awesome fights!


Oh, no!


The suit is fading!


Time's up!


Master xox hey! That's my line!


(expl*si*n)


What? Nothing but a puny little sidekick?


What happened to maxum man?


No one talks to my son or his sidekick


That way but me!


And possibly his father,


Though he's a bit of a pushover


When it comes to this stuff.


(Both crying)


But anyway,


Punchy and loretta,


Say hello to xox!


Huh?


Waaaaaaaaah!


I can explain!


Uh, maxum man had to uh...


Stop an avalanche,


And I was hungry for crab cakes, so-


Just zip it.


I know a hologram when I see one, kid.


Eric but i- trevor dad?


Ah, don't sweat it, sidekick.


You know, if I can't have my real son around


On super mother's day,


You'll do just fine.


Dad?


Besides,


This is just the kind of super mother's day I love!


(Crashes)


Dad!


I found your fork.


Ai uh...


Great, son. Thanks.


Ah! I'll have the crab cakes.


(Sizzling) aaahhhh!