01x24 - Shopping Spree / The Spark is Gone

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


Maxum mom (humming)


(Sizzles)


(Inhales)


(Exhales, ice clinks)


Maxum mom, I can totally cook my own food!


Relax, I like cooking,


Plus it gives me an chance to see


How you're doing with my maxie always gone,


Saving the world and all.


This'll start your day out right!


Ahhhh! Oogh!


Ahhhh! (Glass shatters)


I-i-i mean... Delicious.


(Stomach rumbles, fart)


Oh man, I've never eaten that much food in my life.


(Huge belch, shirt rips)


A good 'ol shirt ripping.


You know, that's a sign of fine dining.


Now, go change.


(Effort grunt, farts)


(Inhales then exhales)


Hey there, maxum mom,


I found my back up shirt.


Is that all you have to wear?!


Well, it's either this, or my onesies pyjamas,


And I don't like wearing those in public... Anymore.


(Bunny chatters)


(Growling)


(Pained grunts)


Yup... Old tapey here is all I got.


Good 'ol tapey.


Oh...


Sidekick, we are going shopping!


(Gulps)


Pa clean up in isle . . Please.


The clothing department is over there.


Dude! You made it!


We should totally get into some trouble,


Find a way out, then in the end...


There's some kind of unexpected twist. Oof!


Oh, it's you.


I thought I smelled lame.


Yep, I'm here, all by myself.


Nobody choosing stuff for me! No sir!


Maxum mom (shouting) eric!


I found some short-shorts for you!


Maxum mom is shopping for you?


(Deep sigh of exasperation)


(Baby talk) ah. Is my sidekick tired-y wierdy?


Does he need me to carry him?


No! Agh!


Helllp!


Maxum mom ...get in here...


Ohhh...


(Laughing)


Oh, these must be your little friends.


Doing some shopping, are we?


I got daddy's super nitranium credit card,


So I'm grabbing a few things.


Kitty (straining) I'm glad it's only...a few!


Great upper body workout though!


My dad needs some stuff.


What's super dark matter acid?


Sound's cool!


But we're gonna super-stuff our faces


At the food court first. Wanna come?


Absolutely!


(Struggles)


Sorry, eric's too busy.


I'm getting him a spiffy new wardrobe.


Yeah. Spiffy. (Giggles)


I'm gonna cram more corn dogs in my mouth


Than the law of physics will allow.


(Effort grunts)


You think this is wide enough?


Invisible shirt. No.


Invisible sasquatch fur coat.


Don't think so.


Invisible exoskeleton suit.


Not my size.


(Sighs)


(Effort grunts) I think...this... Might be a little tight...



Let maxum mom help.


Eric no, wait, don't open the door!


(Sighs) at least the guys didn't see this.


Ewwwwwww. Eric belly.


Ya. Ewwww.


I know a great girdle to go with that.


Help you with your... Little problem.


♪♪♪


♪♪♪


(Retching, vomits) (camera snaps)


Agh! There's got to be something you like in here!


There is but you won't let me buy it!


Like those!


Yay! All right! Whooo!


Whooo-hooo-hooo!


Trampoline boots are ridiculous!


Eric, maxum mom knows best.


Now, I saw some vests with tassels somewhere.


Don't. You. Move.


Trevor eric, these security robots are trying to catch me,


But they're too slow.


(Loud thud)


That's it. I'm missing everything!


This super shopping spree is so over.


Oh, no you don't!


(Laser blasts)


(Effort grunts)


I never knew shopping was so dangerous!


When maxum mom starts something


She finishes it, sidekick!


You are getting new clothes!


(Alarm sounds)


Neverrrr!!!


Ah! Aaaaaaa!


(Grunts)


Stop you evil doer!


Maxum mom?


I guess I lost her.


Hey guys, wait up! Heh. Heh.


Fire!


(Blast)


Kitty are you sure this is a good idea?


Why are you asking me, I just got here.


Gotta try it before I buy it!


Plus, dad wants one.


Plus, it's awesome.


So anyway, maxum mom was like,


"You can't wear t-shirts made of tape"


And made me try on a suit.


A suit!


Tv attention supers 'r us shoppers!


Supers 'r us hopes you're having a super day...


Unlike this shoplifter


Who, in accordance with supers 'r us policy


Has been frozen in stasis for eternity


And locked up in megamatraz maximum security prison!


And don't forget,


There's a sale on super dark matter acid


In the alchemy department!


Have a super day!


I just wanted to get away from her for a couple of hours,


Not an eternity.


Eternity's long, right?


Eric, this is awful. Poor maxum mom.


I'm gonna get me some of that dark matter acid!


This is all my fault!


Yeah, pretty much.


Being forced to shop with your mom might be terrible,


But it doesn't mean she should be frozen forever


And locked up in prison.


It's time for a jail break!


(Thunder)


Kitty right underneath us is where they keep


The stasis prisoners.


Okay, the only way to get to maxum mom,


Is through the air ducts.


How are we gonna fit in there?


I think I've got an idea.


This should help me fit.


Ahhh! Whoa!


I can't look away.


I can. (Struggles)


Ahhhhhh!


Trevor what took you so long?


How did you...?!


Turns out all we had to do


Was ask the guards if we could visit.


They were really nice.


(Whirring) hi.


Ya huh. Quite pleasant.


Trevor man, that's a lot of shoplifters. Cool.


Eric let's go.


Vana - circle the perimeter, kitty - take the left flank.


I'll take the right.


We'll systematically work our way into-


Vana found her.


(Licks) mmm. Momsicle.


All she wanted to do was buy me some clothes...


Some really ugly clothes...


But I got her frozen.



Well, I'm gonna make up for it maxum mom.


I'm gonna get you unstasified if it's the last thing I do!


(Effort grunts turn to sobbing)


I've tried everything!


Why won't you unfreeze?!


All you tried was crying on her.


Uh, eric?


I think maybe the nice guards have figured out


We're trying to help maxum mom escape.


How do you know?


All ahhhh!


Trevor if only we had some sort of w*apon.


Some way of both defeating these heavily-armed robots


And releasing maxum mom.


What to do? What to do?


Yes, this is quite the pickle.


Trevor, the dark matter acid for your dad!


Give it! No. Get your own!


(Struggling)


I - need - it!


(Struggling)


Whao!


Ha ha! Victory is mine!


(Celebratory singing)


Ah!


Trevor, I needed the acid to melt the robo-guards!


(Whirring)


Oh.


Well... That works too.


Oh, no look!


All (gasp)


Trevor grab my hand! Vana!


Agh! As if!


I'll do it!!


(Strains)


I'm coming maxum-


Mooooooooooooom!


I'm gonna make it!


Both he's gonna make it!


Uh oh.


Whoaaaaa!


I always knew he'd fall to his death in his underwear.


I know, right? For sure.


(Screams)


Wha?


Maxum mom! But how...?


I'm a super-mom, sidekick!


And don't you forget it!


(Sighs)


So you could have broken out any time you wanted?


Yup.


But you still let me think you were in trouble?


Ya huh.


You let me feel terrible all that time


Thinking I hurt your feelings?


Mmm hhmm.


Why?!


Super guilt!


Every mom's super-w*apon. Works every time. Heh heh.


Vana nice!


I gotta write that down.


What's guilt?


(Sighs) I guess I deserved that.


Sorry I was ungrateful.


And abandoned you.


And almost got you frozen for eternity.


Meh. Maxie got me into much worse trouble


When he was a kid.


And maybe I was a little overbearing. Soooooo...


(Gasp) ol' tapey.


(Sniffles) you fixed him.


Oh, now that's a sidekick that would make any mom proud.


Trevor ooohhhh...


Goodbye, sidekick.


Goodbye... Mom.


Uh oh.


Maxum mom come on, kids.


Looks like eric's got some shopping to do!


But you were going! It was over!


I can repair him!


No! Tapey!


♪♪♪


♪♪♪


(Roars)


(Wheel squeak)


(Fizzles)


All wow! Awesome!


Pamplemoose students! You know all those difficult sidekick lessons


I've put you through?


Most of them were for my amusement,


But some of them were to prepare you for...


Shadow a super day!


(Wild cheers)


Pamplemoose you will spend the day with a hero


From ze league of amazing super entities ring.


Laser for short...


These are your pairings.


(Beeping)


All whoa!


Kitty vana, we got uni-cyclops!



(Claps, unsteady moans)


I see you got (snickers) static clint.


(Fizzles)


(Laughing)


Hey, he's a real hero. Sort of.


Anyway, he's way better


Than some one-eyed unicycle riding uh...rider.


I'll have you know that uni-cyclops


Is the third best one-eyed unicycle riding


Super hero ever!


Yeah. Well, static clint is...


He's the biggest... He's the best...


Kitty?!


According to the official splittsboro hero rankings,


Static clint is the th best static based hero.


Sorry eric.


We got hosed, dude.


(Sighs)


I hope you're ready for some super duper superin', ladies.


I'm more ready then anyone's ever been.


High five!


(Loud thud, pained groans)


Sorry. Little trouble with the ol' depth perception.


Let's roll!


So what's first, mr. Clint, sir?


Stop a crime? Rescue someone?


Oh! Stop someone from committing a rescue crime!


How's a little tour of laser headquarters sound?


Only like the greatest day ever.


Um, whatcha doin'?


Static clint just charging up the old super-batteries!


Hang on. (Fizzles)


All aaaaagh!


Static clint (dramatic) welcome to the hall of fairness.


The world's greatest hand shaped hall!


I have a sweet bachelor pad in the thumb!


(Fizzles) oh! Ooh!


So many touchy-touchables...


Agh!


Ahhhh!


(Giggles)


We might have gotten stuck with a lame hero,


But this is awesome!


Wicked!


Wait. Don't touch anything.


I'm never allowed to touch anything.


Wait a minute. You think I'm lame?


Sorry, clint. It's just... Ninth best.


Even trevor's ranked as th best dufus.


I got a certificate. And a lolly. (Licks)


Mmm...


Oh ya, well, would a lame hero have one of these?!


(Beep, whirring)


I call it - the really big jet!


Yaaaaahhhh!


Man, this has gotta be way better


Than whatever the girls are doing with ol' one-eye.


Let's rub it in their faces!


(Giggles) yeah.


Hey, vana.


You're not gonna believe the mega awesomeness that - wa?


Sorry, eric. We can't chat right now!


Ya, we're too busy capturing a real super-villain!


(Punching sounds) (impact grunts)


That is so cool.


Man, we have got to get in on that sort of super action.


Hey, don't you think the girls might need our help?


They looked like they were doing okay to me.


But trevor,


If they need our help then we can fly over there


In the really cool jet. Get it?


No.


Get in the jet, trevor.


Will do!


Oh and just for future reference:


I never get it.


Hey. Hold on there.


We could get into trouble.


Come on, clint.


How are you ever going to become a real hero


If you don't break a few rules?


Just don't touch anything.


Sure thing.


(All buttons beep)


(Whirs)


(Whooshes off)


Static clint I am going to get in so much trouble.


(Pained grunts)


Hi guys! You missed it!


We captured brute brutal.


It was so amazing!


Nice landing, by the way.


Hey, he's never even flown the jet before so...


You know... He did reasonably well!


Uni-cyclops enjoy your shift, clint.


Static clint okay, see you - later.


What did uni-cyclops mean by 'shift'?


Clint as a lower ranked hero


I provide security here in megamatraz.


It's the only super-duty team laser trusts me with.



We're gonna sit in a jail?!


We didn't come here to sit,


That's what school is for!


Relax, it's a dream job.


Security is totally automated.


Time for me to catch up on my super-napping.


See you in hours! (Snores)


What are we gonna do for hours?!


(Loud clank)


(Evil snickering)


(Snoring)


(Loud thuds, laughing)


Both (defensive) we didn't do anything!


(Whistling)


(Beeping)


Panic has set in


As the escaped villains have begun stealing everything


From everyone, everywhere.


Ahhhh! (Tone)


Mayor swift static clint,


You are hereby stripped of your laser membership


And banished forever from the hall of fairness.


Now pack your things and get out!


(Vana laughs)


What am I going to do?


I'm a ninth ranked hero and-


You just dropped to number twelve.


Sorry, eric.


Twelfth? (Sobs)


I'm twelfth?! (Sobbing)


Uh. I guess you could come stay with me and maxum brain.


Really?


Really?


It's the least we can do.


The least we can do is nothing.


Remember that.


This is the best idea ever!


(Fizzles) ow!


This is the worst idea ever.


I would not have believed it had I not seen it


He is actually a bigger slobby do-nothing than you.


(Fizzles) yow!


That does it. Either he goes or I go.


(Fats)


Agh! Call me when you've taken out the super trash!


(Door slams)


Static clint can I have a glass of water?


Really? You can't get that yourself?


You're right.


The twelfth best anything doesn't deserve water.


(Groans)


Here.


(Fizzles) agh!


Yeah, so...uh...


Any thoughts about when you're going to,


You know, do something?


(Slurps)


We'll talk about it tomorrow.


Just, try not to fry anything else...


(Fizzles) (pained groan)


Eric (sighs) I know him being fired was our fault,


But come on!


He's supposed to be a super hero, not a you!


Hey! I'm a seven - he's a twelve!


We have to get him back on team laser,


And off my couch.


Hey look. Those girls we know are on tv.


Rusty waters in a brazen act of brazenness,


The escaped villains have taken team laser


And two sidekicks hostage in the league headquarters.


They've captured vana!


And kitty.


Ooh! And kitty.


(Chuckle) right.


Gah, don't wanna forget kitty.


We have to save them!


No, clint has to save them.


Yeah...


Don't you get it? If you save them,


They'll have to let you back on the team.


You really think so?


(Sirens wail)


Mayor swift no we won't let you back on the team


Even if you rescue us.


Vana good call, mayor.


The day we need rescuing by the do-nothing-duo


Or old sparky!


Uni-cyclops burn!


Kitty hi eric. Whoa!


Well, I tried. I'm not a super.


I can't even give rescues away.


Back to the couch.


No.


(Fizzles) ow.


No more couch and no more excuses.


Listen, you are a superhero -


A twelfth ranked superhero - but you're still a hero!


I would give anything to have super powers.


You've got to save them.


I never could resist a mildly inspiring speech.



Look out world static clint is back


And I vow that I will be number nine again!


(Fizzles)


Yeah! Whoo-hooo!


The villains put up a force field!


No, we did.


We really don't like clint.


(Panting)


Sir, I may not be a member of team laser anymore,


But I'm still a hero!


Zero is more like it! Low five! Anyone?


(Chuckles)


Get ready to be rescued. Boys?


(Fizzles)


Trevor, he needs more fire-power!


So? What am I supposed to do about it?


Trevor!


Fine. Whatever.


Hey, look what I found.


(Jet whooshes)


All right!


(Fizzles)


Three.


Two.


Okay!


One!


And...fire! Fire! Fire!


(Missiles blast)


(Cheering)


(Rumbling)


(expl*si*n, building crumbles)


Uh oh.


(Glass shatters)


Mayor swift static clint,


For destroying the hall of fairness


And letting the villains escape again.


You are hereby even more


Stripped of your laser membership.


Agh.


However, because you rescued two innocent sidekicks


Your super ranking has moved up to - kitty?!


Number... Nine!


Good going, eric. Whoa!


Clint! Congratulations.


You did... Okay.


Okay? Did you say I did okay?


Did you hear that?


The third best one-eyed unicycle riding superhero


Said, I did okay.


She sure did.


She?!


You know. You and I would make a great team.


After all a three and a nine would make...?


All kitty!


A six!


Imagine that... A six.


Say how about we go catch a movie?


(Fizzles) (girlish manly giggles)


I think those two are gonna be all right.


(Falling screams, landing thud)


Yup. They're gonna be all right.