♪ We are splitsboro kids
♪ And we go to sidekick school
♪ Learning to be second best
♪ While playing by the rules
♪ Maxum man is missing
♪ Now we rule the school
♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪
♪ And lookin' super cool
♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick
♪ That's the life for me
♪ Half-sized superzeros
♪ With full-sized hero dreams
♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick
♪ What an awesome gig
♪ Just like superheroes (just like superzeroes)
♪ But only half as big
♪ Sidekick!
♪♪♪
Pamplemoose your latest exams.
I have to say, I was impressed with all of you.
Especially, eric.
Ha! I knew I nailed it!
Your commitment to stinking is remarkable.
Huh? An f?!
Don't you mean another f?
I got an f too - f for phenomenal!
Gah! These tests would be a lot easier
If I knew what questions would be on it
Ahead of time.
What are we gonna do,
Travel back in time and take the test again?
(Idea dings)
Trevor, you're a genius!
Genius with a capital q!
Whoa!
I already told you,
We're looking for a special wrist-watch.
Right.
Huh... (Object clutters)
How 'bout this?
That's a giant spider.
(Screams)
Oof! Agh!
Found it!
The tick-tock ,
The only time-traveling wrist-watch
That's waterproof up to metres!
That ought to come in handy.
I'm setting it to take us back
To just before we took the last test.
Come on.
Oh, come on!
We need to be touching for it to work.
Hold hands?
Yeah, I'll pass.
Hey look, the spider's back.
(Screams)
It worked!
(Chuckles)
Um, weren't we supposed to travel back in time
And learn the answers before the test or something?
(Gasp) aw, nuts!
This time we are so acing the test!
Check! Check! Check! Check!
(Chuckles)
Check! Check! Check! Check!
And... Eric needles.
Done!
Done so soon?
I guess it doesn't take long to fail.
Ooo! I can't wait to see what happens!
(Taps)
Oh yeah, we can travel through time.
(Blip!)
Sweet! I got an "a"!
Don't you mean another f?
Wait, did you say an "a"?!
You're serious!
Even trevor passed?!
D double minus!
Holla!
Tell me what's going on, or I will end you.
Trevor and I travelled back in time to retake the test!
Are you nuts?
Nooooo!
The smallest change in the past
Can cause huge changes in the future!
Life as we know it could be totally different.
And your point is...?
(Chatter)
Eric I'm gonna travel back in time
And play the lottery!
And I'm gonna play the banjo!
(Blip)
(Strums a few cords)
Agh! Agh!
Yep! Never even had one lesson!
(Giggles)
Worker attention! The last limited time only lardwich
Has just been sold!
Please leave in a calm and orderly fashion.
Crowd (disappointed groans)
Hey! How'd you get in here?
We're not even open yet.
Never mind that.
We'll have every lardwich you have.
And one small diet soda!
Fixing things with time travel is super fun!
(Energy hums)
(Sniffs)
(Blip!)
And done.
(Whirring)
(Panicked screams)
What the?!
(Whirring)
(Blip)
(Blip)
(Blip)
Whooa!
Whoaa-whoaa!
(Laughs)
(Splash)
(Trumpets) (laughing)
The girls couldn't have been more wrong.
Time travel isn't dangerous -
It's awesome!
Totally!
You wanna go back in time and hunt dodo birds?
Eric later.
I gotta finish my list of everything
I want to do in the past.
Whatcha got so far?
Buy a burlap thong,
Watch a vampire movie when vampires were scary,
Make a better first through th impression on vana...
Trevor oh! Oh-oh-oh!
You should totally travel back in time
To when vana was a baby and impress her then!
That's brilliant!
Hey, baby vana.
When you are older,
Remember who gave you this pwetty wattle!
(Giggles)
(Impact grunts)
(Pained screaming)
(Laughs)
Hmm, maybe the girls are right.
We should stop abusing time travel.
Right after I make this sh*t.
I'll show you who's boss, crumpled piece of paper!
Agh!
(Frustrated grunts)
(Frustrated grunts)
This time!
(Frustrated grunts)
(Snores, waking moans)
Man, travelling through time is exhausting.
(Huge fart)
(Groans)
(Yawns)
(Yawns)
Maxum brain (italian accent) buongiorno! Wake up now!
School is starting.
Howza that pizza pie? Izza good, no?
Meh. (Chews)
Maxum brain havea da nicea day!
Ciao!
Is it wednesday or thursday?
(Growling, snaring)
Trevor I thought it was sunday.
(Engine roars)
(Yawns)
Why do I feel like I'm missing something?
Welcome to my world, dude.
Eric another day another-
Vana eric wait up!
Hey, vana i- woah!
You guys want to judge a burping contest?
(Chuckle) I've been saving some up.
Wha?! Who and what are you?
Trevor cool! Turtle girls.
Wicked!
(Chuckle) you're going down, vana!
Am not! (Burps)
Are too! (Burps)
Am not! (Burps)
Are too! (Burps)
Eric don't you see what's happened?
Our time-travelling made the girls turtles!
Trevor which is actually kinda cool.
Eric agreed.
(Belching continues)
No wait! We need to go back in time,
Figure out where we messed things up and fix it!
But we'll miss the turtle-girl burping contest!
(Huge belch)
(Pained grunt) totally worth it.
Hey! How'd you get in here?
We're not even open yet.
Never mind that.
We will not have every lardwich you have.
(Whimpers)
But they were so good!
You're right.
Okay, give us all the lardwiches,
But no small diet soda!
Hmmm...?
Vana hey, eric. Wanna judge a contest for us?
(Groans) it didn't work!
And no, I don't want to judge your burping contest!
(Laughs) who said anything about burping?
(Huge fart)
Aaaahhhhh!
Now that was worth it!
Did it work?
Hmm. Yes. Yes, it did.
(Gasps then groans)
We gotta fail this test.
Maybe that'll return things to normal.
Not a problem!
(Goofy chucking and snorting)
Agh! Man! We must have missed something!
I've totally gotta get a turtle!
They are so awesome!
(Snorts)
(Laughing)
I know we need to go back in time
To before we ever used the watch -
And never use it in the first place!
Trevor snort!
Go back before the what now?
Bye!
Past eric the tick-tock ,
Shhh! Huh?
The only time-traveling wrist-watch
That's waterproof up to metres!
That ought to come in handy.
Come on, we need to stop them!
Wait, does my butt really look that rectangular
In these pants?
I don't think it's the pants, dude.
Aghhhh!
Oops. One more try.
Past eric ... The only time-traveling wrist-watch
That's waterproof up to metres!
That ought to come in handy.
Recent past eric wait, does my butt really look that rectangular
In these pants?
Am I really that whiny?
(Groans)
Aghhhh!
Erics missed it again! One more try!
Aghhhhh!
Erics missed it again! One more try!
Aghhhh!
Erics and again!
And again!
Again!
Spider!
Get us out of here! Get us out of here!
Eric vana! Finally! You're back!
Back? What are you talking about?
And look, so's chrissy!
Kitty.
What are you guys up to?
Nothing.
(Bell rings)
The important thing is that everything is back to normal.
(Goofy chuckle)
♪♪♪
(Kibble rattles)
Maxum mutt! Time for-
Ahhhh!
(Ferocious eating)
(Pants)
(Stomach growls)
(g*nf*re)
Kibble att*ck!
(Pained cries)
Something tells me he didn't like his dinner.
(Reading) best before date:
Twelve years ago?!
What? You were gonna throw it out anyway.
(Farts)
Aaaaah! My upper colon!
(Farts) my lower colon!
(Farts) my semi-colon!
Ohhhhhh!
Whoa!
Are you... All right?
Why do you ask?
(Snarling) aghhhh!
(Barks)
Hey, I ate the expired dog food
And you don't hear me complaining.
(Chuckles)
You're talking like you know what maxum mutt is saying.
(Barks)
We've all had that thought at one point.
But trust me; eating eric won't accomplish anything.
You actually know that he dissed me?
Conclusion jump!
That radioactive dog food must have given you the power
To talk to animals!
So?
Don't you see how we can use this new found power?
Selfishly?
Destructively?
Destrelfishly?
Pretty much!
(Gasps)
(Gasps)
(Vacuum whirs)
(Whispers)
(Trevor whispers to the birds)
(Panicked screaming)
(Laughing)
(Angry monkey screeching, pamplemoose screams)
Eric vana! Guess what we can do!
Quieeeeeeet!
I'm busy!
Sit, mr. Mumbles, sit.
Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit sit! Sit!
Oh, just sit already!
Good kitty!
(Munches)
(Giggles)
If you needed help training your cat, vana,
All you had to do was ask.
Trevor. Make him sit for vana.
Or better yet...
(Whispers)
(Sings) ♪ meow, meow, meoooow...
♪ Hey, meow meowwowow...
(Gasps)
♪ Meow meowwowow...
♪ Be doo be doo be, meowww... ♪
Yeah!
(Gasps)
Kitty! The video camera! Quick!
Trevor aren't cat jazz-hands just the worst?
Tell me about it.
I am so disappointed.
Hmmm.
(Blows a raspberry)
Mr. Mumbles! Don't stop!
Do it again! Sing!
Eric trevor? Where'd you go?
(Rumbling, screams)
Ha ha!
Made you get slowly digested by an alligator
Until your body decays
And he spits out your bones! Ha ha!
Eric nice use of your new powers.
(Engine roars, tires screech)
Hello, boys!
Master xox!
Where? Where?!
I have a surprise for you!
(Thunder, sinister music)
(Cackles)
Aaaahhhhh!
(Vomits)
Aghhh!
Aaaaaah!
(Winces, teeth chatter)
A gerbil?
Xox an evil gerbil!
At least that's what he's supposed to be.
Oh, "gerby" here is the most timid creature I've ever seen!
It's embarrassing!
Totally.
Well, bye then.
Not so fast!
You think I don't know about your newfound power
Of suggestion over animals?!
Hey eric! You are not gonna believe
The newfound power of suggestion
I have over animals!
What do you mean, you already know?
(Cackles)
(Sizzles) aghhhhh!
I demand that you turn "gerby" evil! Now!
We're on the side of good not evil, xox.
We'll never help you!
I'll give you this free coupon
For all you can eat crudburgers.
What's good ever done for us?
Hello evil!
Burn, xox!
We would've done it for a half-price coupon!
No takebacksies!
Okay, little dude. Be evil!
(Chatters)
Awwww! What a cutie!
I will hug him and I will corrupt him
And I will re-name him mephistopheles!
(Groans) I will return!
And when I do that gerbil
Better be plotting world domination or else!
(Roars off)
Let the evil training begin!
♪♪♪
(Thunder)
(Gasps)
(Liquid sloshes)
(Chatters)
(Saw whirs)
(Crowd cheers)
(Chatters)
Oof!
(Fighting grunts)
Aw aw! Aw-aw-aw-aw!
(Glass shatters)
(Rumbling)
It's official.
You've turned the world's wussiest gerbil
Into the world's evilest gerbil.
Our work is done here.
Almost.
(Snorts)
Aghhhh!
Now it's done.
(Loud rumbling, shattering)
Eric whoa! You've done too good a job, trevor!
That evil gerbil's destroying the entire city!
Oh no!
This is awful.
Our free crudburgers are there!
(Tires screech)
The free crudburgers you thought
You were getting with this coupon?
(Cackling maniacally)
Eric what are you going?!
We did our part!
Gerby is totally evil...
Oh right. So are you.
(Cackles)
Now where is my gerbil?
Aghhhhhh!
Hey, I know you're evil, but-but stop that!
(Shuddering)
Huh, doesn't even sting.
Guess it's because I have no nerve endings.
Ah, there they are!
Yeowwww!!!!
(Roars off)
(Evil chatter)
Trevor you started this.
Talk to him.
Say something to make him stop!
Something to make him stop!
Something to make him stop!
That never makes anyone stop!
(Chatters)
(Groans)
Vana!
You better be barging in here
To make mr. Mumbles sing or dance
Or do something equally cool.
(Huge roar)
That'll do.
Does anyone know how to stop an evil rampaging gerbil?
(Angry growling)
(Ding!)
(Fighting, att*ck roars)
Eric, get your gerbil off my mumbles!
(Screeching, growling)
(Elevator hums, dings)
(Screeching, growling)
(Growls)
All right!
One evil gerbil defeated.
We saved the city!
Yep. It's like I always say...
Anyway!
You better hope that my cat is okay!
(Loud crash)
(Meows)
(Growls)
Aggh! Dows anyone know how to stop
An evil rampaging cat?!
(Whispers)
(Snarls)
(Screeching, growling)
(Screeching, growling)
Mr. Mumbles! Are you okay?
Are you ready to dance and sing again for mommy?
Ow! (Screeching, growling)
Okay... That did not work.
What now?
(Whispers)
(Angry moo)
(Growling, mooing)
Now what do we do? Now what do we do?!
Trevor I'm way ahead of you dude...
Aghhhhh!
...way ahead of you.
(Stomp)
(Cacophony of animal sounds and fighting)
(Mooo)
(Snarling)
These would've tasted a lot better if they were free.
Agh. Losing power to talk with animals,
But gaining power... To talk to meat!
What's it saying?
Just something about the secret
To stopping this w*r of the evil animals.
Oh well.
No!
(Fighting grunts)
(Belch)
02x35 - Eric and Trevor's Mediocre Adventure / The Grim Gerbil
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Series is about an orphan boy named Eric, with his best friend Trevor and his two female friends, Vana and Kitty, who are training to become superhero sidekicks at the Academy.
Series is about an orphan boy named Eric, with his best friend Trevor and his two female friends, Vana and Kitty, who are training to become superhero sidekicks at the Academy.