03x42 - Black Top, Dark Matter / Master XOX Ray Vision

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just like superheroes

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it is noon o'clock get up it is your

time ah is that all

i'll do them later that is what you have

said for the last 43 weeks you have

977 unfinished chores on your list

alphabetically administer antidote to

advance buy banjo brackets commence

cookie crumb cleanup destroy doggy doo

doo but isn't agreeing to do them later

enough for one day see you next week

what would you say if i told you there

might be one single task that could

eliminate your entire pure debt i would

say i'm listening

your task if you are brave enough to do

it is to dispose of this backpack

what's wrong with it uneven straps stuck

zipper no

it contains dark matter the most

dangerous and sought-after substance in

the universe one speck is enough to fuel

all the doomsday devices on the planet

and you trust me with such an important

job green i'm i i'm honored

i don't know what to say of course i'll

get rid of it for you

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and done bravery rules

not so fastly dark matter can only be

destroyed by being dropped into the

molten core of the mont max dubious

all the way across town oh fine and

remember if it falls into the wrong

hands it will mean the end of the world

as we know it so don't tell anyone what

you're doing

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oh please you got something to show us

there champ

oh you noticed

it's nothing really just a giant orb of

dark matter why am i carrying dark

matter i guess it's because i'm the only

one brave enough to bring dark matter to

the dark matter disposal volcano yup

it's dark matter all right

salty oh waitress

hold the devil's food cake huh all right

i'll have what he's having

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dark matter is the most dangerous

material in the universe i think we got

a scrub

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never mind

i didn't have to do that but i did

now imagine what i'll do to you when i

do what i do to you

that is being excellent

now we have to lose them give me the

dark matter what are you gonna do with

it well i'm not gonna eat it if that's

what you're suggesting

oh

hey i'll destroy you

look if i know action movies and i do

that unfinished off-ramp will be the

perfect trap all we have to do is race

to the edge then hit the brakes

and the bad guys will sail right off the

edge

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we watch them plummet to their doom

huh

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eric pass me the dark matter i'll

protect dad then you'll help us up

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was that too harsh i've been working on

being more assertive no that was about

right

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oh they're coming back

wait

i have to go

really right now he gets a nervous tummy

and a nervous eye twitch and a nervous

lower back and a nervous

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okay let's hit it

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it's mine

precious dark matter's all mine i'll

never let it go you hear me never

go get the dark matter to the volcano

you're our only hope

we were always your only hope if we

don't make it eric there's something i

want to tell you it's not easy to say

but you have the money you owe me no i

you admit i won the go fish championship

last spring no stop i i i see now that

thompson's about

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what kind of w*apon is that one that

you'd never expect now give me that dark

matter

by dark matter my love we will always

have that time at the diner then that

chase on the highway then that time when

i was saying goodbye to you and i said

bye

my love

don't laugh at love i'm not laughing at

love

i'm laughing because the girls don't

really have the dark matter i just use

them to distract the bad guys decoys and

you don't even care how mad the girls

are gonna be

exactly

wait uh oh

nuts

well i can't worry about that right now

we've gotta get rid of this and the

fastest way is through the barbed wire

field of pokey pain um

why don't we just use the delightful

garden path of joy because of the

marauding mole man m*rder guards

pokey pain it is may i have a little

lick of the dark matter to keep me

fueled sir no you may not serve then may

i have the pantaloons in which you kept

it and double note of that

trevor

i wonder what the girls are up to

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what

time always

why that nacho hogging scab collecting

toe jamming flash dancing chocolate bar

frying googly eyes peach fuzz girly

voice hairy tone cheese wrapped skittles

all i can say is eric better be ready

for the face crushing bone twisting

g*n-whopping of his life um

i'm also upset with eric

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hmm

my dears i think on this singular

occasion might we come to an agreement

why don't we find eric together sure

just stay out of my way snaggletooth

listen the sound of traitors

oh

what purpose

does a barbed wire field even serve

um

what are you doing

just one more lick

no we're almost

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oh

hey everybody

i regret nothing

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i did it i did it

what are you doing here you were not

supposed to make it this far

you were not supposed to make it at all

what i wasn't he wasn't

like the decoyer has become the decoy e

in other words payback's rich eric i

never had the dark matter then what is

this

maxum mom's bowling ball

salty flavor holes

enough chopper get me back

i did it i got it evil finally reigns

supreme

whoops mine

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all right nobody move stay back this

dark matter is mine dibs for the good

guys called it totally ours you can't

just call it you good guys always think

that you could just call dibs and take

whatever you like that's not how it

works otherwise i could call dibs on

cleveland it wouldn't make it mine we

called it

wait

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well we're heading back to the diner to

finish our lunch

and if anyone wants to join us

i'll destroy you

anyone i'm in

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so uh you guys want to hang out

yeah right

call me

well i guess we deserve each other

indeed and it cannot get much worse than

that

you were saying

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all right

i have sensitive thighs

ew

my glasses but mostly ew

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that was you being on it i had a

breakaway fair enough

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these master x-ray vision contact lenses

are my most evil invention yet and

they're the cutest shade of blue

dad

i'm home

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hi kids

feel like a snack oh come on dad

delicious cake again

really

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i need new glasses this is the seventh

pair of glasses you've broken this month

why don't you just get contacts you mean

like these

oh careful with those sun

why or the evil or something

oh

evil hilarious

why would i just leave something evil

out on the counter right

right here try them on eric

no i i'd hate to impose no

not at all eric take them i'm sure you

had some use for them nothing more

important than helping out trevor's

friends

i couldn't

are you sure take them wow

thanks mr troublemeyer

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needles

mine

trevor

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i've never worn contacts before is it

hard to put them in

no without it can't be that hard

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see

easy peasy

what's it like can you see

whoa

everything's so clear uh

ah that's what you guys look like of

course why do you ask uh there's

something fishy going on

okay

wow splitsboro air serves pizza for

their in-flight meal now nice

mamma mia

whoa those contacts are powerful

i bet you can't read this

my name is eric and i make peepees in my

diapers okay i think we've established i

can see

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get away

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and now what are you looking at the dog

pooping three towns over nice

now what are you looking at a dog

pooping five towns over

awesome

now what master zoc sitting in a tree

staring at us with binoculars those

lenses are mine needles

really what's he doing

it's hard to tell

just give me a sec

um is it me or did you just sh**t a

laser beam out of your eyes laser beams

let's keep losing it man

well laser vision appears functional oh

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so lots of fires and explosions today

huh

really haven't noticed

what are you doing

no just out for a stroll

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he just blew a helicopter out of mid-air

vanna you obviously don't have much

experience with laser vision kitties but

i

love them

there see the laser stopped

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you were saying

is somebody barbecuing hot dogs

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these things aren't fudging

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there problem solved i'm sure

do you still have the lens case maybe

there's instructions

congratulations

on purchasing master zox brand contacts

to avoid permanent fusion to the eyes

avoid using for more than five minutes

at a time and i've had them in for how

long um

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three weeks

ah my precious sea balls i could try

hammering again this time with a bigger

hammer

maybe we should let a professional look

at them i think maxum man saw a super

optometrist to get his x-ray vision

upgraded to y-ray maybe he can help

ah but how am i gonna get there when i

can't even see

dude i am on it

you're a real pal trevor

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where's that hot dog smell again

what is it boy you smell something

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huh

no trevor bad trevor no time for ice

cream

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that's more like it

good trevor

yep i think this might all work out just

fine you know trevor you might want to

get your hydraulics checked they sound a

little way the minute

all right laser eyes

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reading is hard

ah good afternoon boys i'm dr rod mccone

now now what can i do for you hmm

um i think i have

evil laser vision whoa whoa hold on

there sport and i better let the

professional handle this now now look up

yes that's that's evil laser visional

all right pretty advanced case i'm

afraid there's nothing i can do

man i love bananas there must be

something what about particle

accelerating laser eye surgery how did

you hear about that

super optometry monthly

my social calendar is not what you would

call

foe that surgery is untested it's simply

too dangerous

what's that now

why am i only finding out about surgical

viewing galleries now

eric remove your mask

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those lenses are my needles

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trevor

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the lenses are mine

oh

needles i goop ooh they're all oogy now

i'm not wearing them now

dude you're cured

guess things are back to normal

actually your your eyes have suffered to

me

and your vision has been has been

severely impaired yep things are exactly

like they were before all this happened

wait wait yo you'll need a much stronger

prescription at the very least yes sir

nothing left to see here

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no no not good not good don't

don't watch this