03x52 - Those Who Can't Teach / Graduation Daze

[bunniefuu]

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just like superheroes

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tests are the enemy no one can make us

take them

no one stop avoiding it eric

this test is happening check it out dude

she's foaming in the mouth so get ready

to fail

she's right unless we do that thing

where we grab the wall's nose and it

screams

oh you mean pull the fire alarm yeah

uh you've already pulled it 82 times to

get out of tests along with the bowel

alarm

the typhoon alarm the body odor alarm

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what's that alarm huh

the gravity alarm sold

hey the planet's not pulling me down

anymore

what's this problem

ah zero g

pranksters prepare for a hundred years

of detention

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oh my this is still late

no these rubble rousers must be punished

so enjoyable

wow humble moose is almost fine

the superintendent has been summoned

can't be seen engaging in school time

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shenanigans

why was i summoned to this suspicious

situation

what oh this alarm nobody pushed it

no rules broken then who left these

pamphlet fingerprints on the alarm

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i'm fine i die

aren't i yes yes and yes also i'm

deporting you where

wait you don't mean i do

i'm sending you back to your hometown

freaksville

that place is

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i need school we all need school right

it will be a long hard search to find

someone equally qualified i'll do it

done what she isn't qualified to teach

i'll investigate that allegation by

hiring a qualified investigator

i'll do it done what done

and while i verify your qualifications

oh look grass

maybe freespell isn't as awful as i

remember it

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it's not it's worse

i am so excited no more pamplemoose and

one of my best friends

ish is teaching us welcome class

i need a volunteer for how to catch

spiky objects

eric hey

i didn't volunteer

f for the lesson and for not

volunteering

next lesson escaping a flaming costume

anyone

oh eric

you mean a different derrick right

you didn't you meant me and

itchy but mostly

f minus acid

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ben is way worse than papa moose

our only escape from this t*rture trap

is to bring campbell moose back

i thought our only escape was through a

tunnel we've been digging under the

class

using chopsticks

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you know nostrils aren't pockets right

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attackers i will annihilate you it is so

nice to have you back pampy we have

missed you old chub are you trying to

poison me

with good neighboring you bet in

actuality no

they're oatmeal with the chunky peanut

butter chips the ones you love

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you tricked me now your face eating

beast will devour my skin

oh dinky he's just loving him some pampy

he's full of kisses wet and slobbery

ones

could these foul fiends actually be

friendly time for a lesson called

check your head eric what's your neck

size

eric oh he and trevor snuck out

since you're the teacher now i can't

help but betray even my closest friends

to get a good grade

no one sneaks out of my class come on

kitty

time to dole out some painishments

wow really

the tunnel goes back into the class

we're trying to escape that's not where

we wanted it to go

bust to freaksville it is

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this is freaksville where are the

constant explosions

the laser fights the acid sprays i can't

stand it

now that's how a tunnel is dug

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we'll never move

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an extra coat of paint is an extra coat

of love

oh my moose what happened to you

you're even weirder than your usual

weird self off my lawn punks

my friends and i are about to start the

bridge game

come on pampy i don't even know what

that means

where's the angry pain-giving teacher we

all hated

i got neighborly plus lemonade is so

lovely

oh no that is true but still pamplemoose

we need you back i have a new life now

that's better than my old life

so you can tell my old life together

don't you care about the quality of our

educations

of our lives

you are so getting a week's worth of

detention see

if you were teaching again you'd give me

a month's worth of detention

in the sharp object room don't you care

about the quality of our punishments

yes i mean no that yes i shouted first

wasn't

stop sincere or you're going in the acid

fat again

i brought a thermostole in case you

needed it oh

it's leaking an acid fat with no

piranhas or sharks

that's amateur owl you had your chance

to punish students

pampy back off back on

you can ask the superintendent for a

second chance

was i summoned to this oh it's this

bunch again

make it fast sir pomplamoose wants his

job back

no i don't because vanna's terrible at

it no i'm not

how can we solve this through brutal

combat or peaceful dialogue

in the form of brutal combat i don't

brutal combat anymore

i lemonade battle me and you'll see what

real punishment is pampy i will not take

that step from one of my students

former student you're right i don't need

this anymore

we have bridge to play

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[Applause]

i hadn't put cheese on those yet sticky

phone shower

burgers dog bones lame where's the black

hole power laser cannon when you need

one

my holy vinyl chloride white pigment

fence is ruined

you're mowing down

oh which authority figure is gonna win i

have to know who to suck up to

whoa these really are spacious oh they

have large gas tanks

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this feeling the exploding of a student

lemonade just can't compare we

have a winner whatever the word

panishments is still mine he can't use

it

needles thank you for reminding me how

much i enjoy punishing students

fresh agony awaits you

your dedication to punishment is a

beacon to teachers everywhere

you are reinstated we'll have your house

choppered back immediately

i have a better idea

maybe vanna being our teacher wasn't so

bad after all

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students and others this week some of

you will graduate to become full-fledged

sidekicks

i said some of you others will be held

back for yet another year of sidekick

training

eugene

wicked but for those of you who earn

your psychic diplomat graduation

i have one last world of important life

life-saving advice

you'll figure it out

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when i said some of you were becoming

full-fledged sidekicks

i didn't mean you needles is this

because of all the cheating

nine the class snapping nine the number

showering

nine oh this is because you are this

year's recipient though

the maxum man super scholarship

scholarship but i barely passed true

there were more qualified candidates

namely all of them

but thanks to a generous donation from

maxum corp you will attend

super university roll film

congratulations insert student name and

get ready for the best time of your

until now

pathetic sidekicking life welcome to

super university

at super university you'll study to be a

real superhero

with classes in super posing super

punning

hey clint shocked to see me

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see around campus insert student name

i'm going to super university i'm going

to be a

super you yeah

super orientation starts tomorrow hey

how come you didn't get a scholarship

you deserve it way more than i do

at least i have pinata eric to remember

you by

i'll miss you so much

that's so amazing eric wouldn't it be so

funny if i just held on to you so you

had to take me with you

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[Applause]

rise and shine mr university i made your

favorite

bacon pancakes bacon waffles scrambled

bacon on bacon with a side order of

bacon bacon

and the freshly squeezed bacon

i was worried that being a super might

change things

but i could get used to this don't get

too

used to it today you move to your new

dorm room in laser headquarters

i didn't realize university meant giving

up the only home i've ever known

other than the orphanage and the box

they found me in

go foxy i'm gonna miss you most of all

and you too brain oh that is sweet

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sup what's your major want to start a

super study group racing

maxima you're you're not ripping me to

shreds

he can smell the maxum on your kid right

melvin

mom it's mel now

now show eric the suit

eric needles from this day forth you

will be known as

max america

why don't you take it for a test flight

son you mean

i can fly with that suit you can do

anything maxum man can do

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this is gonna be awesome

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not so fast

mmm chili dog

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[Applause]

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skid marks

worry not citizens max america is here

all right meteor maxim heat vision

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hey i wonder what banners up to

maxum x-ray begin go

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heat ray vision x-ray vision this hero

stuff is kind of tricky

what another meteor and it's huge

okay really giant meteor this time i'm

sticking to the basics good old maximum

strength

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i did it hi um where's the moon

i just destroyed the moon didn't i

and the final pick in the sidekick draft

goes to um

um who are you not evil guy

and i picked trevor troublemeyer to be

my sidekick

what

and now i take down the supers from the

inside

let's take him down what oh you heard

that

hey guys sorry i'm low give the kids

some room

thanks maxum mom sorry i'm late i got

held up on a super

um glowing moon back together

uh mission that sounds so exciting being

assumed to be super is exciting and all

but it's pretty hard too i kind of

thought supering would be

i don't know easier still better than

being a sidekick

am i right yeah it's way

better students

faculty graduation marks the moment that

you officially become sidekicks

or in eric's case something far far far

better but until each of you have your

diploma

you are still mine and as per tradition

i have one final test for you

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retrieve your diploma from robo dragon

and you graduate

fail and you must start sidekick school

all over again

any questions no more questions

hey eric i'm a marshmallow

in there kiddo and grab your diploma

all right robo dragon you may be a

virtually indestructible mechanical

monster and i

may have just peed my pants but that

diploma

is mine

oh

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[Applause]

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oh

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[Applause]

we all get to graduate

righty now to find which one is my

diploma

maxum x-ray vision go

um oops oh come

on once again eric has snatched defeat

from the jaws of victory

it's back to sidekick school for

everyone

it was an accident an accident