05x07 - Back to the Norm/Teeth for Two

[bunniefuu]

♪ Timmy is an average kid

♪ That no one understands

♪ Mom and dad and vicky

♪ Always giving him commands

Bed, twerp!

♪ The doom and gloom

♪ Up in his room

♪ Is broken instantly

♪ By his magic little fish

♪ Who'll grant his every wish

♪ 'Cause in reality

♪ They are his oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

Wands and wings.

Floaty, crowny things.

♪ Oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

♪ Really mod, bean pod

♪ Buff bod, hot rod

Obtuse, rubber goose,

Green moose, guava juice,

Giant snake, birthday cake,

Large fries, chocolate shake!

♪ Oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

♪ They let you live

♪ When you were a kid

♪ With fairly oddparents ♪♪

Yeah, right!

Closed captioning provided

By corus entertainment

(Crying)

Guys,

We gotta save that baby.

That's right, turner,

Save the obviously fake

Mechanical baby.

(Crying)

(Stuttering)

(Crying)

And when you do I'll have

Proof of your fairy godparents!

(Baby crying)

Yes, yes, work with me...

Denzel?

Aiee!

You have a package from

Your uncle albert in canada.

Mother!

Can't you see I'm busy...

Plotting!?

Get out!

Oh, denzel,

Where did our love go?

Out the door with

The rest of you.

What a dumb toy.

Fiddlesticks!

I know, I'll take my frustration

Out on this lava lamp by rubbing

It until it breaks.

Listen,

I ordered that pizza hours ago.

Yes, one large anchovy

To the lava lamp beside

The crazy guy in canada.

Oh, hang on a second.

"Hello, insert human's name

Here, I am the all powerful

Genie, norm."

And you...

I've been waiting for

This moment my entire life!

For releasing you from the

Bottle I get three magical

Wishes which I can use to prove

Once and for all that timmy

Turner has fairy godparents!

Wait, wait a minute.

Did you say timmy turner?

Timmy turner, he's...

>My mortal enemy!

Just think, norm,

With my brains and your magic,

And my brains, nothing can stop

Us from destroying turner

Once and for all.

(Cackling)

Norm: this is just a guess,

Mind you, but have you forgotten

To take any medications today?

Oh yes, turner.

Wind your little ball around

The little pole with your little

Friend on this little--

Uh, earth to cr*ck pot?

Crocker.

Whatever.

Besides my pizza,

What are we waiting for?

I'm an all-powerful genie,

Remember?

Just make the wish and turner is

Toast.

Ha ha!

Not so fast.

Since you need my wish to

Activate your magic,

I'm in charge around here.

We'll use one of my

Diabolical plans.

Yeah, yeah, your other

Plans have worked out so well.

Hey, here's an idea:

Why don't you just wish

Turner to some horrible,

Lifeless place?

Someplace like mars?

Silence!

This is our plan.

I call it operation

Smashing failure.

First, I wish I had

Three tons of concrete.

Second, I wish I had two

Tons of steel girders.

And...

Hey, whoa, slow down there,

Hunchback of never dated a dame,

That's two of your three

Wishes right there.

Drat!

And I can't use my last wish

To wish for more wishes, can i?

Actually, yes you can.

You know, we tell everyone

They can't, but really you can.

We've been bluffing for

Centuries.

How deceitful!

I like that in a genie.

I wish I had three more wishes.

You're not as crazy

As you look.

But then you couldn't be.

Next I wish

For some dynamite.

And three more wishes!

The arc de triumph in paris

Is nothing compared to this:

My arc de failure!

We lure turner underneath

And kaboom!

Turner gets the ultimate "f"

Dumped on him, crushing him with

His own failure, and I shall pry

From his cold, non-living hands

His fairy godparents!

I bet that works on

The ladies every time.

The timmy turner memorial?

Cool!

Finally I'm being appreciated

For all my hard work.

Like?

Like making

The other kids look smart

With your constant "f"s?

"Good bye, turner?"

Yes!

Good bye, turner!

I'm guessing you got a big

Wild social life, don't you?

Aiee!

They sure don't build

Giant arches like they used to.

How would you know how they

Used to build giant arches?

You always get "f"s.

So, let me guess, you wish

All this stuff was gone, you

Wish all your bones weren't

Broken, and you're going to wish

For another three more wishes?

Make it so!

Okay, operation smashing failure

Didn't go quite as I had

Planned.

Which brings

Us back to this: mars.

Come on, imagine it!

Mars!

Turner's head exploding from

Lack of oxygen?

No!

Turner must be destroyed here

So I can get control of

His fairy godparents!

Mm...

Just the way I like my shakes:

Spazzed, not stirred.

Come on, send the kid to mars.

It's 150 million miles away,

Or something like that.

Just say the word,

Little buddy, come on, come on.

Norm, norm, norm,

You're overcomplicating things.

I've got a very simple plan.

It's a plan I like to

Call plan number two.

The more time I spend with

You, the more I am beginning

To miss being imprisoned

In my lamp.

First, I wish

I had magical painting skills.

Perfect!

Now I wish there were a boulder

Precariously perched at the top

Of that cliff.

And third,

I wish for three more wishes!

Oh, I get it.

Turner rushes to see the girl

Of his dreams and smacks into

The wall and the vibrations are

Going to topple the rock.

Exactly.

Fairies!

Great.

If you need me I'll be over here

Waiting for your plan to fail.

Turner is coming.

I'll join you!

Wow, you were right, there

Really is a desert within easy

Biking distance of dimmsdale.

Yoo hoo?

It's me, trixie tang, a delicate

Female of your own age group,

Beckoning to you.

Seriously, have you ever even

Talked to a girl?

What kind of idiot

Would fall for that?

Trixie tang and ice cream?

Together and talking to

Me for the very first time?

(Tires squealing)

No!

That's impossible!

No, no, I'm not

Falling for that old trick.

I'll still get you,

Timmy turner.

I'll get you and

Your fairy godparents!

You might need this.

Eep!

See,

It's that kind of thing that

Screams "I live with my mother".

Is everything set up for

My new plan that I call

Crock-a-doodle doom?

Unfortunately.

The back door to colonel

Hartman's dimmsdale fried

Chicken is open, the glue

Sprayers are in place, the

Pillow shredders are primed, and

The rubber glove machine is set.

Oh, and the easy mission to

Mars suggestion is once

Again ignored.

Fabulous!

Then it's time to

Power up the giant magnet.

Now, turner, step into view

Wearing the slightest amount

Of metal and be pulled to

Your deep fried doom.

(Cackling)

Fairies!

Wait a second...

Where are the roller skates?

They are they key to

The whole plan.

Must I do everything!?

That thing on your neck,

Is that your ear?

I wish I had roller skates!

And three more wishes!

The only way to do things right

Is to do them myself.

A-ha!

I hope I'm not wearing any--

Metal!

Gaah!

That was one big chicken.

What was that thing

On his neck?

I take it back.

I like this plan.

I'm excited to be a part of it.

Apparently I'm allergic

To all 17 secret spices.

Eep!

And fire.

But you smell delicious.

Ha ha!

Silence!

Your plans keep failing.

What kind of a genie are you?

The losing his patience kind.

There there, norm.

It isn't entirely your fault.

I have something that

Might cheer you up.

Have you suffered

A recent head injury?

To the crocker cave!

I know my first few plans didn't

Work but I don't want you to

Worry, norm, old buddy,

Old pal.

I have plenty more.

See, norm?

We can keep doing

This forever and ever.

Norm?

Oh, norm?

Wow, today was awesome.

No crocker, no enemies,

Just trixie and chicken.

Norm the genie?

What are you doing here?

I came here for my revenge.

Ha ha!

If you want timmy,

You have to go through me.

That goes double for me!

If you want timmy you have

To go through wanda twice.

Let me finish.

I came here for my revenge,

But that idiot crocker

Is driving me crazy.

You gotta help me, man.

Here's my lamp.

Hey, look at that!

What do you know?

Now you get three wishes,

And if you don't mind,

I have a suggestion.

(Groaning)

Ha ha!

I told you mars would of worked.

And you, you know you got

Two wishes left.

You sure you don't

Want to do anything

About that teeth situation?

Crocker: fairies!!

Timmy,

Time to help me in the garden.

Thanks, honey.

Well, it's not my favourite

Chore, but it's better than

Cleaning muck out of

The gutters.

Time to muck out the gutters,

Timmy.

(Timmy gagging)

Try to stop puking.

Oh, no!

That's not right.

All my garden rows are crooked,

But why?

Sweetie, your baby

Teeth are finally loose.

You're growing up,

And that means I'm growing old!

Oh, I must get something

To make me feel young.

Catch me if you can, middle age!

Yahoo, my teeth are loose!

The faster these babies are out

The faster I get my permanent

Normal adult-sized teeth

Like everybody else.

Never again can they call me

Buck finn, or the toothinator,

Or...

Or buck tooth mcbeaver face.

Ah, ha ha!

Not me,

I would never call him that.

Nor would I refer to him as

Shovel mouth, dr. Incisor,

The enamel invader,

Surfboard face...

Why don't you go to

Dr. Bender and have them pulled?

Because if there's one thing

I hate more than these uber

Teeth, it's that dentist.

Ooh,

I love these molar cufflinks.

Ha ha!

When they do fall out,

You know what that means.

A visit from the tooth fairy.

Oh,

A visit from the tooth fairy.

Did someone say loose teeth?

Yeah, count buckula's two

Front teeth are finally loose.

Yes!

I've waited so

Long for this moment.

I have a very important

Announcement to make tonight,

And I want you, my closest

Friends, and timmy's teeth,

To be there.

See?

They're not even gone yet

And already I'm more popular.

We're his closest friends?

I will see you at the pointy

Crown at seven.

Don't be late!

And bring your face, 'cause your

Teeth are still attached to it.

Chew-backa!

Jorgen: a-hmem.

You are probably wondering

Why I have forced you to come

To this fancy restaurant.

Not really, but seriously,

We're your closest friends?

I don't have many friends,

Okay!?

You punch them once and it's

All, "ooh, stop punching me."

Tonight I am going to ask

The tooth fairy for her

Girly hand in marriage.

(Sobbing)

I mean... What a loss

For women everywhere.

Yes, I know, you are crushed

That I am officially

Off the market.

Not really.

But that is why I need

Timmy's famously large baby

Teeth, to propose with.

What do you mean?

Baby what?

Timmy,

Your teeth are the dental

Equivalent of the hope diamond.

The tooth fairy has had her eye

On those dazzling beauties for

A long time and I want to be

The one who gives them to her.

But jorgen, timmy's teeth

Aren't ready to come

Out just yet.

Then I'll pull them out

Painfully with my muscular

Fingers.

But it'll scar

Me emotionally for a lifetime.

Well, no plan is perfect.

Ah...

It's the tooth fairy.

Uh, did I say tooth fairy?

I meant, uh...

Look, I'm a donkey.

Hee-haw, hee-haw...

Jorgen,

Honey, what are you doing?

Oh, heh...

I was just playing neck

Snap with young timmy turner.

(Beeper beeping)

Oops, duty calls.

(Snoring)

Nice try, francis,

But this is chester's tooth.

Without that tooth you

Look just like your ma.

If there's one thing I can't

Stand it's a bully who yanks

Out someone else's teeth.

I mean, who does that!?

(Timmy screaming)

Jorgen, stop!

You don't need flashy

Teeth to propose with.

Cosmo proposed to me with

A chewed pen cap and here

We are 9,895 years later.

9,895 Years, seven weeks,

Eleven days, and three and

A half minutes later, but who's

Counting every creepingly

Slow minute he's not married

To the tooth fairy?

Ah... The tooth fairy.

Uh, I mean, look, I'm an iguana.

Hee-haw!

Jorgen von strangle, tell

Me I'm not seeing you try to

Pull out timmy turner's teeth!

Okay, you are not seeing

Me trying to pull out

Timmy turner's teeth.

Tooth magic is my job.

I can't believe you'd

Disrespect me--

Like that.

Uh, uh...

We're finished,

Jorgen von strange.

Still love the teeth, timmy.

(Sobbing)

My one true love, gone!!

(Sobbing)

Jorgen, please don't cry.

And please don't throw us

In the fiery pit of despair.

It's not our fault you lost

The most famous and glamorous

Woman in fairy world.

Who isn't my wife.

You guys really

Are my closest friends.

I don't know what I would

Do without you.

If you don't stop choking us,

You'll find out.

You'll have to

Try to figure it out,

'Cause they're going to have to

Come home with me in a minute.

Do not leave me all alone!

Now don't you worry.

By this time next week

Everything will be back

To normal.

(Jorgen sobbing)

Hello?

Remember me, your godchild?

Sorry, timmy.

We're stuck here.

But guys, it's been a week,

And things have been kind

Of rough without you.

Gee, sport, I don't know

If we can leave jorgen just yet.

I feel so bad for him.

And I feel so afraid of him.

You can handle one more day

On your own, can't you?

Mocking: you can handle one

More day on your own, can't you?

Aiee!

I didn't make a dime on my

Last tooth con, but with your

Giant choppers I'll be rich.

I can get my dad out of jail.

Noo!

Don't know where I'm going, but

Anywhere's better than there.

Except here!

Cosmo, wanda,

I wish this bike could fly!

(Screaming)

>(Dogs snarling)

Cosmo, wanda,

I wish this was a pack

Of soft and cuddly bunnies.

Wait a second, how come they

Have time to poof me these

Stupid notes but they don't

Have time to grant me wishes?

(Screaming)

Who is, who is?

Jorgen is!

Gah... I will never leave

The comfort of my best friends.

Okay, I've had it.

I want my life back and the only

Way to do that is if you get

Your life back, so let's get--

Mandibular?

Molar-actic?

This over with.

>Aw...

Timmy, I want you to

Know we have the latest

Dental technology available

To remove your freakishly large

Baby teeth, but I won't

Be using any of it.

Instead, I'll be going

With one of the classics:

I'll be using this doorknob.

It worked for the pilgrims,

And it'll work for you.

Wow, that didn't even hurt.

Ow!

Now for phase two.

(Clock beeping)

I sure hope this works.

(Snoring)

Finally, at last,

The greatest baby teeth

In the universe!

Gotcha.

(Gasping)

Timmy turner, how dare you!

Let me go immediately or

I won't give you a single penny.

But I have to talk to you.

Jorgen can't sleep, bathe,

Or inflict pain without

You in his life.

It's despicable!

He said that?

We can't get him

To stop saying it.

Oh, jorgie.

But you were still

Trying to do my job and

Yank the small boy's teeth out.

Listen, I know jorgen can be

A hot-head bully--

I am not!

But he was only doing

That 'cause he loves you.

He only wanted my teeth so

He could prove it to you.

Oh, tooth fairy,

Please forgive me.

>Please forgive him!

Without you I have

Lost the will to pump iron.

Being buff means nothing

To me if I don't have my lady.

I want to spend every single

Moment of our endless

Lives together.

Tooth fairy,

My enamel-coated angel.

Will you marry me?

Oh, yes, yes!

I will.

But you are going to start

Working out again, right?

Oh, I'll start right now.

Oh, my toothless little friend,

How can we ever repay you?

I think I've got

Just the thing.

Two new adult teeth.

You couldn't of fixed my eye?

I only do teeth.

I'm not good with eyes.

See?

But these teeth are just as

Big and buck as my old ones.

Of course not.

They're bigger.

Aiee!

And best of all, like

Our love, these are forever.

Well,

Better get back to business.

Surfboard face, the toothinator,

Let's see...

The towering tooth-ferno!

Aiee!

("Wedding march" ♪♪♪)

Tooth fairy, do you take

Jorgen to be your husband?

I do.

Is there anyone here who has

A reason why these two should

Not be wed?

Uh--

Talk and I'll k*ll you.

Look, I'm clamming up.

(Sobbing)

I still miss her!