04x05 - Furious Fu

[bunniefuu]

In the daytime, I'm Marinette.

Just a normal girl

with a normal life.

But there's something about me

that no one knows yet.

Because I've got a secret.

♪ Miraculous! Simply the best!

♪ Up to the test

♪ When things go wrong!

♪ Miraculous! The luckiest!

♪ The power of love,

always so strong!

♪ Miraculous!

♪ Miraculous! ♪

(Kwamis protest all at once)

- It's not fair.

- Please! Please!

You know why you can't come.

When he made me the guardian,

his memory was magically erased.

Now Master Fu

is just like everyone else.

He can't know about

the Miraculous, my identity

or you kwamis.

Come on, Tikki, let's go!

It's not fair!

Why does Tikki

get to go and not us?

I'm sorry, but you know

I can't leave Marinette,

in case

she needs to transform!

But what if we hide, too?

Then he'd never see us!

- That'd be OK then, right?

- We want to make sure he's OK!

He took care of us for

more than years, you know!

I know,

but you'll have to let him

live his new life

with his soulmate.

It's my turn

to take care of you!

Marinette, even so,

you know Master Fu trusted me

to help him protect

the Miracle Box.

I was more than just his kwami.

I was his friend.

And I miss him so much!

I understand, but...

All right, you can come, Wayzz!

(Other kwamis protest loudly)

- I wanna go!

- Please!

I just can't take

all of you at once!

- Why not?

- Why, why, why, why, why?

Because...

Because the Miracle Box

has to be guarded.

That's why!

So what you're saying

is if one of us

stays here to keep watch,

the rest of us can come, right?

- Huh? What? Of course not!

- (All protest)

- How do we choose who stays?

- Let's let fate decide.

- Yeah, let's do Kwami-kwawho!

- Kwa-what?

Kwami, kweemi, kwoomi, who?

The special chosen one is you!

- There! Marinette stays!

- Yeah!

Oh, no, you don't!

That's cheating!

Besides, I'm the guardian.

I get to decide! Period!

- She leaves us no choice.

- Operation Kwami

Baby-Doll Eyes!

Please!

(Sighs) Fine.

(Sighs)

Any kwami willing to volunteer?

The kid has a point.

What if a villain

or a sentimonster shows up?

I have a bad feeling about this!

You go! I'll keep watch!

- En garde, my lord!

- Thank you, Baark!

- Come on, everyone inside!

- Woohoo!

But I'm warning you. Not even

a peep out of any of you!

- Yeah!

- You're peeping!

By Jove, we are not

out of the woods yet, my lord!

Ready?

(Kwamis start singing)

Ugh, this phone,

starting on its own again!

If it doesn't stop now, I swear

it's gonna end up in the trash!

- Uh...

- (Nervous laugh)

- Hi, Marianne!

- Hello, Marinette!

Do you remember her, my love?

She's the girl who found

you after your boat accident.

The accident

that caused your amnesia.

I'm so happy to see you again,

Master... I mean... Mister Fu!

My dear child, you reunited me

with my beloved Marianne.

I can never thank you enough!

Yes, life in London

has been quite wonderful.

Wang discovered

a passion for painting!

Actually, as a thank you

for helping me,

I want to give you

this painting.

Thank you. It's really...

- Am I holding it the right way?

- Ha, ha, ha! Yes.

I'm not sure myself

what it's supposed to represent.

But when I think of you,

this is what I see.

So, there you go.

What's this?

That's such a cute little doll!

- Is it yours?

- (Laughs)

Yes, it probably fell out

when I took out the cake.

- He touched me! He touched me!

- I didn't show you,

it talks, too! Heh, heh, heh!

He touched me! He touched me!

(Laughs) So, what are you gonna

do while you're visiting Paris?

Paint, of course! Montmartre!

The Tuileries Garden!

The banks of the Seine!

Is there any better place

to paint than Paris?

- Go on, don't mind me!

- (Laughter)

- Another slice of cake?

- Please.

He looked as strong as a tiger!

- Unusual painting, though!

- Is there is still cake?

Aaah!

I told you

I had a bad feeling about this!

How come you're in possession

of the Mother Box, young lady?

Uh...

Who are you?

That's Grand Master Su-Han,

the Celestial Guardian

of the Miracle Box!

- But I'm the Guardian!

- The Celestial Guardian

was in charge of it before that

"incident" caused by Master Fu!

- How did you find me?

- Our staffs hold compasses

that allow the boxes

to be tracked at all times.

Hey, that's not fair!

Why didn't I get a staff?

Precisely because

you are not a true guardian!

This is all a misunderstanding.

The shape of the box proves it!

But... I don't get it!

Master Fu entrusted it to me!

Fu? As in "Wang Fu", also known

as "Whiny Chicken Leg"?

That incompetent disciple unable

to spend one day without eating,

or do finger push-ups?

Fu should never have been

a guardian!

That low-life

never lived up to the hopes

- that were placed in him!

- He may have made mistakes

when he was young, but

he protected the Box for years!

He even sacrificed himself

and erased his own memory

to save us! And now,

he's become a great painter!

That old man

is Whiny Chicken Leg? Wait...

- Some kwamis are missing.

- When Fu gave me the Box,

he already lost Nooroo, Duusuu,

and their Miraculous,

- the Butterfly and the Peacock!

- He's lost some Miraculous too?

He's even more incompetent

than I thought!

Plagg!

Young girl, where is Plagg?

That I know!

Cat Noir is his holder!

- And who is Cat Noir?

- Well, I don't know,

since we're supposed to keep

our identities secret!

So, this is the modern world,

protected by

a group of careless fools!

Guardians must never wear

Miraculous! Some jewels missing

and Plagg roaming free?

The end of dinosaurs

and dragons...

Doesn't that alarm anyone?

That's enough!

Kwamis, get in yin-yang pairs

and back inside the Box.

What are you doing?

Let me remind you about some

of the precepts you have broken.

Precept . Kwamis

must not live outside the Box.

Precept . Guardians

must never lose a Miraculous.

Precept . A guardian cannot,

under any circumstances,

wear a Miraculous!

But Master Fu wore one himself!

Precisely! That just proves

what I've been saying all along.

Neither you nor Fu

were up to the role of guardian.

You have not respected

the ancient rules of our Order.

Not to mention that no child

should be a keeper of kwamis.

They are ultra-powerful

cosmic entities!

One must manage them with

authority, which you cannot do!

En garde, my lord!

Challenging me is akin to

pulling on the tiger's whiskers,

- you villain!

- Whoa! Easy, there! Calm down!

- It's just a movie! See?

- Such a powerful spell!

How did that warrior end up

in this prison

of glass and metal?

Anyway,

we must waste no more time!

Take me to Cat Noir, young lady!

Do you think

this is a good idea?

I don't know. It might be best

to do as he says.

After all,

he is the Celestial Guardian!

I guess you're right.

Tikki, spots on!

What are you doing

to your w*apon?

Well, this is my Bugphone,

to talk to Cat Noir.

You don't have to send doves

to communicate with each other?

We are not out of the woods yet,

my lord!

Hello, Milady!

Is this the wonderful guest

- you mentioned in your message?

- Of course. Another child.

- Cat Noir, this is --

- I am Grand Master Su-Han,

the Celestial Guardian

of the Box!

What? Aren't you

supposed to be the Guardian?

When the lion speaks,

the cub listens!

First off, you two are going to

hand over your Miraculous to me.

What? That's a bad joke!

And I know all about bad jokes!

But we can't do that!

How will we defeat Shadow Moth

without our Miraculous?

I will reassign them

to carefully selected adults,

like any rightful,

responsible guardian would do.

We can't just give

our Miraculous

to some guy who just showed up!

I... I don't know.

The kwamis confirmed that he is

the real original guardian.

Maybe Grand Master Su-Han is

right and Master Fu was wrong.

Maybe that's the reason why

we can't defeat Shadow Moth.

That's ridiculous!

You've always delivered!

Trust yourself, Ladybug,

like I trust you.

If I have to give my Miraculous

back, then fine, I will.

But only if you ask me to.

You're the only guardian here.

Then it's settled. Order him

to give you his Miraculous

and let's be done with this.

Then I'll retrieve the Box.

But if I do it,

won't my memories get erased?

Does that mean

you won't remember me?

You want my ring?

Then come and get it!

- Fine.

- Cat Noir, calm down!

That's a guardian!

We'll find a solution!

Why do you think guardians study

for so many years?

Just to hand the Miraculous

out to whomever?

No! We are specially trained to

overpower the Miraculous holders

who have gone rogue, like you!

Celestial Storm!

The Thousand Fists of the Yama

bring the Nefarious One down!

- Master Fu was much nicer!

- His mirakung-fu was worse!

Grand Master! The last I heard,

I was the Guardian.

And I say that Cat Noir keeps

his Miraculous and I keep mine!

Insolent subordinate!

Stream of Justice!

Blows rain down and submerges

the Enemy Armies!

I don't know how, but he's

guessing our moves in advance!

(Battle cries)

My mirakung-fu is like water,

it adapts

and it finds its way anywhere.

And you are barely afloat at

the mercy of the river current!

Ugh!

Cat Noir, grab his staff!

The claws of the cat

are powerless

against the milkman's iron pot!

- En garde, my lord!

- Has the warrior escaped?

- Got it!

- What?

Bye-bye!

If you challenge the clouds,

you will face the thunder!

I feel a mixture

of mysterious emotions.

A scorned authority...

A confused man, defeated...

But most of all,

an anger ready to explode!

Fly away, my evil akuma,

and let the lava of punishment

erupt from his volcanic heart!

Argh! If I still had my staff,

I'd hunt you down in no time!

Fu!

Hand over your staff!

- You don't deserve it anyway!

- Have you lost your mind?

Leave my partner alone!

An akuma! Whirlwind of Wisdom!

The Virtuous Wind

resists the Temptation!

My anger is mine,

but I am not my anger.

Enough! Fool, you're making me

lose precious time.

Marianne! Are you OK?

Where do you think you're going?

You will apologise to my partner

and give my cane back at once,

- you boor!

- Oh...

everything is not lost

after all.

Turn around, my little akuma!

- Fu, we meet again!

- Do I know you?

Furious Fu, I am Shadow Moth.

That heartless thief

has disrespected

you and your partner.

I'm giving you the power

to make him pay!

Show him who is in charge!

All I ask in return are Ladybug

and Cat Noir's Miraculous!

Could you repeat that once more?

I didn't catch all of it.

(Sighs) Do you want to get

revenge on this man

- and get your cane back?

- Do I ever!

Then let's proceed!

(Gasps)

Which way did he go?

My love, please,

it's not worth it!

That reckless toad will not spit

in the dragon's face

without apologising!

Find!

What do we do?

Should we hide it?

And then what?

He knows who I am anyway.

He knows where I live!

Ladybug! Cat Noir!

Give me the Box

and your Miraculous!

Return them to the right hands!

Hey! That's Master Fu's cane!

I want my cane! And an apology!

Thunderbolt!

- Give it!

- Never!

Furious Fu! Bring me that box!

Goal!

Hey!

Teleportation!

-, Ladybug!

Red card! He touched

the ball with his hand!

No! Higher! Watch out!

No, not like that!

You're so slow!

Come on! Not that way!

Hey, Bossy Pants, would it

k*ll you to help us out here?

Mirakung-fu

is designed to neutralise

rebellious Miraculous holders,

not to fight villains

created through magic.

So we're supposed to

fix your mistakes?

Phantom Palms of the Awakened!

The wise man moves mountains

without touching them!

You're next.

The Hundred Thousand

Dragon Talons!

The Pagoda-Breaker Iron Feet!

The Rage of the Centipede

with Ingrown Nails!

Statue! Finally!

Well done, Furious Fu!

Now you must keep your word

and bring me Ladybug

and Cat Noir's Miraculous!

Very well! So, I have to take

the wingless bat's bell, right?

- No, not his bell! His ring!

- I am not a wingless bat!

Cat Noir, wait!

We'll never defeat him.

- What?

- We just need him

- not to defeat us either!

- You lost me!

- I must make a call! Cover me!

- That I can do!

The kitten

can miaow all he wants,

but he will never

roar like the tiger!

Lucky charm!

Perfect!

What is she up to?

Vision!

Oh, so this is

your silly little plan?

I know what you gonna do!

We're not done yet!

Cataclysm!

No!

You're going to turn yourself

into cat food!

Take this! And that!

There! Voilà! We win!

Win? You foolish beetle!

We're just stuck, now!

I can't defeat you,

but you can't defeat me!

Oh, but my plan was

never to defeat you myself!

Sorry, I need to borrow that.

There, exactly like you said

on the phone, Ladybug!

Thank you, Marianne!

That was perfect!

No more evil-doing

for you, little akuma!

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly!

Miraculous Ladybug!

- Pound...

- Oops! sorry!

Pound it!

Here. Carry this

with you at all times.

It will protect you

from att*cks.

And it will remind me

of you every day!

Thank you,

Lady Beetle and Mister Bat.

(Laughs)

I'm terribly sorry.

Forgive me, Whiny Ch... Uh! Sir!

I... I mistook you for someone

who has been long gone.

Don't worry about it.

It's already forgotten.

Be careful with your Magic Box,

Guardian of the Miraculous,

you wouldn't want

to lose it again.

The Bat and the Red Beetle

were incredible.

Paris is always filled

with people

ready to devote themselves

for the greater good.

- Like you, Marinette!

- You should thank Marianne.

From what I heard, she was

the true superhero of the day!

Involving Marianne in the fight,

a human without powers,

was against the precepts too!

This has proven two things...

First, you have the audacity

to invent your own rules!

And as crazy as it may seem,

somehow they all work!

Second, your natural instincts

tell you who can trust,

an essential quality

for a guardian.

Whiny Chicken...

Sorry, Master Fu

may not have made

such a bad choice after all.

The Miracle Box

is the mother of all boxes.

It's the very first one

that was created

and the one that holds

the most powerful magic jewels.

I cannot imagine

what would happen if it fell

into the wrong hands.

But I am going to trust you.

I'll watch you from a distance.

But be weary. One failure

and I'll take the Box back.

I will make the most

of my time here in Paris

to get accustomed

to modern life.

How can I be a good guardian

if I don't try to understand

the world around me?

Thank you, Master.

I have something for you too!

I think you're gonna need these!

(Laughter)

(Miraculous theme)