In the daytime, I'm Marinette.
Just a normal girl,
with a normal life.
But there's something about me
that no one knows yet.
Because I've got a secret.
♪ Miraculous, simply the best
♪ Up to the test
when things go wrong
♪ Miraculous, the luckiest
♪ The power of love
always so strong
♪ Miraculous
♪ Miraculous ♪
Hmm?
The two you
are so cute together!
Uh... Thanks?
- You guys make a good couple!
- We're not a couple,
we're partners!
- Ah, love is great!
- I don't believe this.
What is with everybody today?
We are not in love!
You can't deny it,
it's in the news!
What?
Cat Noir,
can I have an autograph?
Oh! "Ladybug and Cat Noir,
voted Couple of the Year?"
"They share more
than a love of justice"?
- What the heck is going on?
- This is proof
that my ice cream is right.
You two are made for each other!
This is baloney! These photos
have been taken out of context!
We were fighting villains!
This is me breaking Cat Noir
out of Dark Cupid's spell,
and this... we can't remember,
- 'cause he erased our memories!
- Of course!
It's always
the supervillain's fault!
But what the mind forgets,
the heart remembers!
Maybe he's right. After all,
he's still the sweethearts'
- ice-cream maker!
- Cat Noir! Not now!
Maybe if we kiss again
our memories would come back!
Ugh, Enough! Why don't you
take a little catnap?
As for you,
you big ice-cream cone,
hand over that akumatised scoop,
right now!
Lucky Charm!
A fire extinguisher...
OK, add this thing...
and that one...
ANDRE: No!
- (Thud)
- Time to de-evilise!
Miraculous Ladybug!
It doesn't make sense.
My ice cream is never wrong.
Ladybug and Cat Noir
- are made for each other!
- Ice cream, like tabloids,
can be wrong sometimes!
Ugh!
Ah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I guess I'm not your favourite
cat at the moment, am I?
Can I take you out to a movie
to make up for it?
Or a restaurant,
to celebrate our nomination
- as Couple of the Year?
- We are not!
- We're not a couple at all!
- Sorry, sorry.
I didn't mean
to make you so mad.
I get it. You're sick of me.
I sound like a broken record,
expressing affection
over and over.
I know I should stop,
but I can't help it, you know?
I've so many feelings welled up,
and I don't know
how to control them!
(Sighs) I know your heart's
in the right place,
- and you don't mean any harm --
- You're right,
you shouldn't have to
put up with this. I'll stop.
I don't know how yet, but
I'll figure it out, I promise.
I'm counting on you.
I'll see you later.
Claws in.
Ladybug's right, Plagg.
I've no right
to force my feelings on her.
This has to change.
I must change.
You can't do this to me.
I said, "All the photos
with Cat Noir and me together."
What about press freedom?
Sorry.
I need your help with this one.
(Groans)
Shock wave! Just as Ladybug
and Cat Noir have been voted
France's Favourite Couple,
all images of them together
disappeared from The Ladyblog,
the number-one source
of information about them.
- Are they no longer an item?
- We were never an item!
To talk about it with us
is Barbara Gueaux --
Get into position!
En garde! Prêts! Allez!
Attaque! Touche! Point!
Hmm...
Me defeating you all the time
is normal.
Anyone defeating you worries me.
If you have a problem,
let me help you.
No one can help me, Kagami.
Can you stop here, please?
(Sobbing)
I feel a devastating
disappointment,
a sense of guilt!
Adrien?
Reverse morphosis!
Your job was to drive Adrien
home immediately after class!
Go get him, now!
I don't call it a "monetising
informational space."
- I call it visual pollution!
- (Protesting voice)
How much would it cost
to get it removed?
(Gasps) That much?
Could I pay in instalments?
(Gasps) Adrien?
- Are you still there?
- Yeah, but...
Leave the poster there!
Bye, love ya! I mean, goodbye!
Tikki, Adrien is sad!
Operation Bye-bye Blues is a go!
Present for Adrien's name day...
For the mock final exam...
In case he ever gets a cast...
Quick! Gotta get there
before he leaves!
- Is it this one?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
(Casual humming)
Marinette?
Oh! Adrien!
Fancy seeing you here!
And you look so sad.
That's good!
I mean, no.
It's sad that you're sad.
But I happened to be
out shopping, and have with me,
by an incredible coincidence,
the perfect thing to bring back
your smile! So, um... Gift!
Thanks!
Wow! I've always dreamed
of having a hamster!
How'd you know
they were my favourite animal?
You read my heart
like no one can, Marinette!
It's... it's 'cause I love you,
Adrien!
In that case,
you must already know
what my heart wants
more than anything right now.
Uh... No. What?
- A hamster wheel?
- Huh? No!
This one is just in case they
bring back that film where...
where... nothing!
This wasn't the perfect gift.
Oh, that's a shame. A cool
gift like that could be useful.
It's not cool, or useful.
The garbage can
is perfect for stuff
- you should forget about!
- The garbage can. Right.
I have to go. Bye, Marinette.
Argh!
I messed everything up again!
(Honking)
I'd like to speak to you,
Adrien.
As you wish, Father.
Um... Is everything all right?
Yes, Father.
Ah! Good.
Adrien!
Since your mother disappeared,
I must have seemed distant,
but...
- I don't blame you, Father.
- I want you to know that,
if you needed to,
you could talk to me.
If I needed to, Father, I would.
Wow! Your father said
three whole sentences!
All those warm feelings! Enough
to melt a wheel of raclette!
Oh, raclette cheese!
What a great idea!
I don't want to be
like my father,
tied to a memory
of what can never be again!
Plagg, claws out!
I'm worried about Adrien.
His sword has lost its edge.
- His what?
- Since you're both so weak,
I mean, sensitive,
you understand him
- and could help him be happy.
- I'm not wea --
Declare your love for him,
so the flow of your kind words
waters the sharpening stone
that's his heart. That way,
- He'll get his edge back.
- I didn't get a --
Your technique to get Adrien
to fall for you is terrible.
The art of attraction is like
combat. And to win in combat,
you need training.
You are tori, the attacker.
- So you need uke, a defender.
- Tori? Uke?
Find someone
you have no feelings for,
so you practice your techniques
with that person
- without emotional issues.
- Isn't that weird?
Weirder than what you do?
It's a proven technique.
There are books about it.
But what if the person
I'm practising on falls for me?
Since I don't love them,
the consequences could be awful.
That's why the person must have
zero chance of falling for you!
KAGAMI: I'm counting on you.
But who can I find to do this
weird toriukethingamajig with?
- I can play Adrien!
- That's sweet of you, Tikki!
I may be imaginative,
but I think
I'll need at least a human
on this one!
Cataclysm!
Claws in!
Ugh! Have mercy.
You know I love cheese,
but even I'm starting
to get sick of it.
We must cataclysm all traces
of my love for Ladybug.
- All of them?
- Plagg, claws out!
No... Nope...
No, that'd be way too weird.
Oh! It's impossible!
I'll never be able to find
anyone to practice on!
Cat Noir!
He's the perfect choice!
There's no way he has
any feelings for me!
Well, for the other me, yes,
but not for the real me-me!
Isn't it strange
that he's out here all alone,
- when nobody's been akumatized?
- Aw, a cat on a rooftop.
What could be more normal?
Hide, Tikki!
Cat Noir! Here kitty, kitty!
Marinette, is everything OK?
Yeah! Perfect timing!
I need a boyfriend!
A boyfriend? Oh, no, no, no!
I'm done with lovey-dovey stuff!
I'm not in love and
don't plan on it any time soon!
Then that's perfect!
Exactly what I need!
I have a problem with
my boyfriend, who isn't yet,
'cause I can't
tell him how I feel.
So, I need someone
who doesn't have a crush on me
and you'd be perfect,
since you'd not fall for me,
- since you don't love anyone!
- No one. Exactly. No one!
But, uh... I still don't get it.
You need me to do what, exactly?
To play my future boyfriend.
And I'll play the girlfriend
who does things without
messing up. Know what I mean?
Uh...
Not much more than before.
Great! Let's do this, then!
You sit there and I'll come in!
"Dear Cat Noir,
ever since I met you,
I've had three suns in my heart.
They shine so brightly
that when I see you,
they make me melt until
thought is reduced to droplets.
Those suns
are only three little words,
but they're burning my lips.
Please soothe me, Cat Noir,
and tell me you love me
as much as -- "
Uh, Marinette... Sorry.
I'm really flattered,
but, like I told you,
I'm not in love with anyone!
Of course!
I'm not talking to you!
This is for the boyfriend
who's not my boyfriend yet.
Ah! Got it!
But since you said Cat Noir,
I thought
you were talking to me.
- Oh, right. sh**t.
- What's your boyfriend's name?
Uh... that's private!
Ah! That's not
gonna make things any easier.
- OK. Buttercup!
- (Chuckles)
His name is Buttercup?
Of course it's not his name!
It's a code name!
Come on, start over!
"Dear Buttercup,
ever since I met you,
- I've had three suns in my -- "
- (Guffaws)
Would you please concentrate?
This is serious!
Sorry.
it's the "Buttercup" name.
"Dear Buttercup,
ever since I met you,
I've had three suns in my heart.
They shine so brightly that -- "
What's with the face?
Are you hurting or something?
- I'm being serious.
- Well, OK,
that's not being helpful at all!
Be serious,
but not like you're trying
to solve a math problem!
- (Nervous laugh)
- "Dear Buttercup,
ever since I met you,
I've had three suns in my -- "
I'm sorry, but what face
am I supposed to make, then?
- Who cares?
- I dunno.
- You're the one who --
- Doesn't matter how you feel!
I'm the one training here!
Just act like you're interested!
It's good to be interested
in other people.
Always "me, me, me."
Let's start over.
"Dear Buttercup!
Ever since I met you,
I've had three suns in my heart.
They shine so brightly
that whenever I see you -- "
Whoa! That's the most beautiful
thing anyone's ever said to me!
- But I hardly said anything!
- I know,
but the way you opened
your mouth was so moving!
It was like the skies
after the storm! Like a rainbow
- sweeping my heart!
- You're overdoing it.
- You think?
- Yes. Really.
"Dear Buttercup. Since
I met you, I've had three suns
in my heart. They shine
so brightly that when -- "
- Uh...
- What is it now?
Well, if you don't
mind me saying,
now it sounds like you're mad
at me, not in love!
I'm not mad! I'm declaring my
love to you, isn't it obvious?
Let's just say
it could be more obvious.
Since you're so good at this,
show me how it's done!
I'll be you and you be me.
Come on!
"Dear Buttercup,
ever since I met you,
I've had three suns in my heart.
They shine so brightly
that when I see you,
they make me melt
until all thought is reduced
to droplets. Those suns
are only three little words,
but they're burning my lips.
Please soothe me, Buttercup,
and tell me that you love me
as much as I love you."
Wait a minute. Do I sound
that corny when I'm saying it?
I'm just performing. I'm
not here to judge the wording.
Oh, man, this is awful,
I'll never be able to do this.
Boy, you sure like
to take the hard road.
You put too much pressure
on yourself! You can do this.
I know. Let's take a break,
just to air our heads out.
- Movie?
- Movie?
- Is there a problem?
- I always travel by stick.
I don't have any change.
This one's on me, Cat Noir.
You've saved us so many times,
- it's the least I can do!
- Thanks! I miaowe you one!
You're welcome.
- Hey, bro! Go, Cat Noir! Bravo!
- Thank you!
- What movies are playing?
- Little Love Notes.
We're trying to think of
something else, so no romantic conversation.
Captain Supreme. The Duel?
Could we possibly avoid
films about superheroes?
Got it. What about
SharkTank vs MechaTiger?
With a title like that,
we should be safe.
- (Laughter)
- Oh!
SharkTank, don't die!
I've always loved you!
Me too, MechaTiger!
But it's impossible.
- We are sworn enemies.
- They don't have mouths!
How are they supposed to kiss?
It was written in advance,
so everything's planned out.
But in real life, you have
no idea how it's gonna go!
Telling someone you love them
doesn't mean they'll
- love you back.
- Tell me about it!
- If only life could be so easy.
- That's why it's so scary
to say you love someone. Saving
the world is easy by comparison.
Well, I suppose it is!
I mean, just look at you.
When you save the world
with Ladybug, you go ahead,
you don't think about it!
A couple of jokes and "Bam!"
Cataclysm, Miraculous Ladybug
and everything's back to normal.
- Easy as pie.
- Yeah.
That's the short version,
but it sounds about right.
But saying I love you...
If it doesn't work out,
your heart gets cataclysmed!
And no Miraculous Ladybug
can repair that.
That's why
I never get anywhere with boys.
When things are really important
to me, I get so scared
it won't work out that I try to
control every possible outcome.
I tell myself stories with
wedding dresses and hamsters...
And what people see is not
Marinette opening her heart up.
It's Marinette talking about
some nonsense she's made up.
I like hamsters, too.
And I'd like to watch the movie
in peace and quiet!
(Laughter)
You have an umbrella option
in your stick?
Well, yeah,
cats don't like water!
It's funny.
I'm kind of the opposite of you.
I know Ladybug's
not in love with me,
but I can't help
telling her how I feel.
I wish I could fall in love
with someone else. But I can't.
She's just so incredible!
I'm so afraid
I'm not a good person
and that I've gone too far
and she hates me.
- She doesn't hate you.
- She threw me in the trash!
You're a good cat. I'm sure
you'll figure out what to do.
It can't be! Ladybug and Cat
Noir are made for each other!
I've lost my connection
with my ice cream.
I don't understand what
it's trying to tell me any more!
Akumatization is like ice cream.
Once you've tasted it,
you always come back for more!
Fly away, my evil akuma,
and bring me back
two scoops of despair!
Thanks for flying
Cat Noir Airways.
We hope you'll be
feli-ing again soon!
(Laughs) Thanks. That was nice!
My pleasure.
- Oh, wait! Your training!
- sh**t! I forgot about that!
Quick, back into position!
You can do it this time!
I just know it!
- Dear --
- Ladybug and Cat Noir
are the ones who should be
in love! Not you two!
- My ice cream never lies!
- Again?
No, no, no! We're not in love!
It was just practice!
Stay here!
Glaciator re-akumatized?
That's impossible!
You gave André a magical charm,
didn't you?
Oh, no! I was so annoyed with
that Couple of the Year thing
that I forgot to give it to him!
Tikki! Spots on!
Nice to see you again,
my dear friend, whom I respect
and for whom I have no feelings
except platonic friendship!
- Are you making fun of me?
- Not at all, I'm...
just getting my bearings!
Lucky charm!
Oh, yeah! That lucky charm
really revs my engine!
OK! Take the wheel!
I've got a plan!
There you are! You think
you can escape me like that?
♪ I'm Glaciator,
the mean ice-cream man
♪ And I am love's
number-one fan ♪
- That's enough! We're friends!
- OK! let's go!
- Pass me the wheel!
- You can't escape
- by attaching me to you!
- Where are we going? I mean,
not the two of us.
Just "Where are we going?"
- like, a direction?
- I got it! The Gare du Nord!
We'll stay in touch!
Cat Noir, now!
You know what to do.
I'll be back!
Drive safe!
Ready, Milady! Do you mind me
calling you Milady?
No, that's OK. It's not
that complicated, you know.
If I say something's annoying,
stop doing it. That's all!
No!
Cataclysm!
Oh, no!
No more evil-doing for you,
little akuma!
Time to de-evilise!
Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly!
Miraculous Ladybug!
I forgot to give this
to you last time!
Keep it with you. It should
protect you in the future.
Thank you, Ladybug.
I knew you could do it!
- Pound it!
- Pound it!
Oh, I just remembered.
I gotta hurry.
I've got something
I need to finish!
I'd better hurry too.
This time's the one!
You'll see.
"Ever since I met you,
I've had three suns in my heart.
They shine so brightly
that whenever I see you... "
That was a good start!
What's wrong?
What's wrong
is that this is not really me.
The first time I saw you,
I misjudged you.
I thought you were conceited
and superficial.
But then I got to know you.
I saw who you really were,
deep down. Someone sweet,
sincere and generous.
Since then, there's something
I've been wanting to tell you.
But every time I try, it's like
my brain suddenly freezes.
But now, I think I'm ready.
I love you.
Your declaration was beautiful.
The boy you're in love with
is a lucky guy.
Thanks! The girl who falls in
love with you will be lucky too!
- Marinette!
- My dad.
- Marinette!
- Coming, Dad!
Hey! What's going -- ?
- Did you do what I told you to?
- Uh, kind of. I mean, not yet.
Good! I was worried.
'Cause that's a risky technique!
When you practise,
you could fall in love.
Then you might run away
to a desert island,
where you might get
att*cked by plants.
- What?
- I haven't finished volume ,
- but I think it gets worse!
- Hang on.
You've been giving me advice
that you got from a manga?
From The Robinsons of the
Catastrophe. Why, shouldn't I?
Kagami, Kagami, Kagami.
You really need to spend more time
with me and the g*ng.
I thought you'd given up
with Ladybug!
Marinette opened my eyes.
The thing is,
I'm always doing
my Cat Noir act with her.
Maybe if I were
my true self with Ladybug,
she'd fall in love with me.
Ugh!
04x17 - Glaciator 2
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A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.
A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.