01x03 - Princess Toadstool for President; Never Koop a Koopa

[bunniefuu]

It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

Princess, major trouble!

King Koopa has brought a plague

of Para Goombas to eat your

Kingdom for lunch!

This is as sneaky and slimey as

you can get, Dad. I love it!

Check 'em out, Cheatsy!

These Giant Land Para Goombas

will MANGLE those crops.

And when Princess Toadstool's

people are starving.

I won't sell her any food unless

she gives me her Kingdom! Ha ha

ha!

A brilliant blueprint for

badness, King Dad!

Let the fiendish feast begin!

Nasty-Time is over, Koopa!

Get those Goombas back in that

cage!

This cage is for you,

DrainBrain!

Leap, Luigi!

Too bad, Dad. I was sure you

were finally gonna become Boss

of the Mushroom Kingdom.

If you're so eager to rule my

people, why don't you do it the

right way?

Bad King Dad?

Are you kidding?

What are you laughing at?

There's an election coming up.

Let the people decide who they

want and the loser will leave

the Kingdom.

Koopa's too chicken to let

people vote.

Me? Never! I could b*at Princess

Toadstool with one claw tied

behind my back!

You're on, Koopa! We'll settle

this fair and square once and

for all! Deal?

Deal! Best one I've ever made!

Cheatsy! You should never

should've let me get into this!

In case you haven't noticed, I'm

not as well-liked as Princess

Toadstool.

Yeah, Dad, I noticed.

She'll go out there and be her

goody-goody self and all the

people will vote for her.

Eh maybe you could being eh

nice.

Me? Nice?! I've never been nice

in my life!

I'm allergic to "nice"!

Relax, King Dad!

Kooky Von Koopa's got the answer

to your problems!

You numbskull! You nincom-koop!

You ...

...charming, considerate,

handsome little angel!

It's a miracle!

Wrong! It's my newest invention

-Nice Guy Potion!

Good schemin' Kooky.

I-I couldn't let Dad down.

He'd never win unless we fixed

this election!

I challenge King Koopa to run

against me in a fair election!

But obviously he isn't reptile

enough to come and debate me.

Huh?

There's nothing to debate, you

wonderful Mushroom People.

Here, take my money.

And "Nice Old King Koopa"

says "Have A Nice Day"!

Huh?

What's going on? Koopa steals

money, he doesn't share it!

Toys for your kiddies!

flea collars for your pets!

free false teeth for your

grandmothers!

There'll be plenty more of these

Nice Things, Nice People,

when you elect me your Nice

Ruler!

Yea, Nice Koopa! Yea!!!

We gotta do something, Princess!

Yeah! All the awesome things

he's giving away might make

people vote for him!

Don't worry, guys!

I'm making a speech at the

Mushroom Kingdom Founders Day

Picnic.

I'll remind people what Koopa is

really like.

Whattaya think, Cheatsy? Does

Nice Guy King Dad stand a

chance?

Not without more cheating.

While Dad conducts a nice

campaign, we'll conduct a dirty

one!

My fellow Mushroomers,

Ask not what Koopa does for you

today, ask what he did to you in

the past!

You tell 'em, Princess!

Now the Princess is gonna set

off the Founders Day fireworks!

Oh no, King Dad's in trouble.

That was a good speech.

That's why we're fixing things

so she won't make another one!

Whoa... Ah...

Looks like King Dad will win by

a land slide!

Ahhh! Whoah!

Princess!

She's done for!

Oh, the poor Princess, crushed

by a mud-slinging campaign!

Princess Toadstool! Princess

Toadstool!

Speak to us!

What do you want me to say,

Mario?!

How about, "Thank goodness for

Warp Zones".

Well hello there, little fellah.

Goo Goo Goo Goo, Gaa Gaa! Gaa!

Give your uncle a big kiss!

Why you little... !

Ah, ah, ya little sweet thing!

Yechhh! I hate little mushroom

brats!

Don't let the voting public hear

you say that, King-Dad!

I don't care if they hear me or

not! I'm sick of being nice!

Oh brother! It looks like the

Nice Guy potion is wearing off.

Get back to Kastle Koopa and

make some more potion!

My final election speech is

coming up!

You got it,

soon-to-be-Ruler-Pop!

Hurry!

Being nice is k*lling me!

That creepy Koopa!

He's usin' a Nice Guy Potion! We

gotta stop him from getting

more!

But Kastle Koopa is crawling

with zillions of Koopa-Guards!

Yeah! But there are two of us!

Yeesh! Dark Land gives me the

creeps.

That's because it's filled with

'em!

Thanks for reminding me!

No time for jokes Luigi, make

tracks!

Ah!

Wrench att*ck, Luigi! Let's tool

on out of here!

I think we just jumped from the

frying pan...

...into the fire.

C'mon! We got it made once we

get past that fire pit!

If we get past the fire pit!

♪[rock music] ♪

♪[rock music] ♪

Can't ya' hurry up? Dad needs

his Nice Guy potion now!

Don't ever rush a genius.

I'm not rushing --I'm helping!

Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin

this batch, there won't be time

to genius-up another one!

You keep the Koopalings busy,

I'll snatch the Potion.

Oops. Silly me.

It's that-louse Luigi! Let's

Koopafy him!

No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Where'd Luigi go?

Forget the plumber!

We gotta get that Nice Guy

Potion to Dad, before he blows

the election.

Aaarr! The potion is gone! We

been out-sneaked!

I can't wait to see old Bowser

Koopa's face, when he gets wind

of this!

They what!

Stole the Nice Guy Potion.

But I can't win without it! And

you know who I'm going to blame

for this, don't you!

You heard my speech. Now listen

to King Koopa, then decide who

you want as your leader.

I'm not going out there! This

election was a stupid idea

anyway.

If I want something I'll just

take it!

C'mon King-Dad, you can fake

your way through this.

Sure. You're the biggest fake

around.

That's right! Nobody is a bigger

fake than me!

They want "nice", I'll give 'em

"nice"!

Thank you, thank you my adoring

fans!

Bowser Koopa! I just heard...

...that you used a Nice Guy

Potion to try and win this

election.

That's a lie! I don't need a

potion to be nice.

And I'll pound anybody who says

I do into mush!

The votes have been counted. And

the winner is,

by a vote of , , to one

...Princess Toadstool!

Oh my!

How could I be the only guy who

voted for me?

We couldn't help it, King-Dad.

We had to vote for her. She's so

nice and you're so... so...

Arrrrgh!

Exactly, Dad.

Ooops! He's got more "Arrrrgh"

than' ever!

Arrrrgh! Arrrrgh! ARRRGH!!!

Impastable! King Koopa's

throwing in the towel?

Princess Toadstool, you're far

too clever for a reptile such as

me

a lowly, humble...

Stupid, ugly, two faced...

Yeah, Koopa.

Tell us something we don't

already know...

I'm calling it quits!

Me and my Koopalings are leaving

the Mushroom Kingdom forever.

I feel so bad I've caused you

so much trouble!

I just hope you have it in

your heart...

to forgive me!

I know it won't makeup for all

the misery I've caused you,

but I want you to have this...

...the key to Kastle Koopa!

I'm donating our ex-home to

charity.

Say. goodbye, kids!

Kastle Koopa!

I can turn it into a retirement

home for elderly mushrooms!

Yuck! Remind me to

never grow old.

It's a trap, Princess!

Throw that key away and forget

that evil Castle ever existed!

But there are so many old people

in my Kingdom who need a nice

place to live.

Ah I'm going to take a

look at it right now.

You always worry

too much, Luigi.

I'll warp along and protect her.

How dangerous can

Kastle Koopa be?

Just a little sprucing up and

this place'll be real homey.

With a little work, of course.

I'll go first.

Ooh,that picture will be the

first thing to go! Ooh!

It's as ugly and repulsive as

King Koopa was in person!

Now that you've been enticed to

Kastle Koopa, ha ha, take this!

Rocks! I missed. Oh I HATE it

when I miss.

Look out! A ptooie!

Ptooie to you, too, Mario!

OUCH! You make me so mad, I

could spit!

Some retirement home!

You gotta say one thing for it,

The old folks wouldn't get bored

living here..

Gee, eh, which way back to the

door?

Yeeii!

Ununph!

We have guests, Cheatsy!

I hope they like our newly

remodeled accomodations.

Got an "A" rating. "A" for awful

...

I should have known not to trust

you!

Yeah.

Once a sewerbreath slimewagon,

always a sewerbreath slimewagon!

How nice of you to say so.

Now, my boy!

Let me give you some more

lessons in how to lie and cheat!

Ha ha!

First you tell 'em the Big Lie

to get them in your clutches.

Then you squeeze 'em for the Big

Payoff!

Dad!

King Dad to you --and pay

attention!

Watch me koop these dupes out of

the Mushroom Kingdom!

The Mushroom Kingdom? Never!

Sign here and your Kingdom will

be mine!

Save your bad breath, Koopa!

If you don't, you two will be

forced into early,

permanent retirement here in my

dungeon.

I'll never sign my Kingdom over

to you!

No? Then let me add some

incentive...

Bob-ombs! Next to Koopa himself,

they're my most unfavorite

things!

See Cheatsy, they have no

choice!

They must meet my sneaky

demands, or my hottempered

little friends will explode.

They've been in there too long,

Luigi.

Looks like someone better go in

and see what happened.

And it looks like the only way

in is through the drainpipe.

I agree, Luigi. Come get me when

--Hey!

Us Mushrooms get all gross and

soggy in --GLUP!

Aaaachhhh!

I like your Big Bang theory,

King Dad!

Thanks, son. See, to be a really

Big Cheat, you have to

Double-Trick,

Double-Deal, and Double-Cross!

Double-Cross, huh...?

The sneakiest, dirtiest,

rottenest way you can find!

Got it?

Got it, King Dad.

Ooops...! A Sledge Brother!

Yikes...

AAH!!!

Umph...

Good work. Back to your posts.

Now Princess. Two more of your

friends will meet an expl*sive

fate!

Will your court photographers be

there if I sign over the

Kingdom?

Of course. It's the photo

opportunity of my life.

Then I'll do it on two

conditions.

that you move us to the Throne

Room and that you change that

tacky outfit.

While I go get pretty, you take

her 'to the Throne Room.

Thanks for the cheating lesson,

King Dad.

One. day, my boy, you may just

be as Big a Cheat as I am!

Not one day, Dad! Today!

Just watch me follow in your

dirty footsteps!

Guards!

Take the prisoners away

--to my room.

Let us out, you sneaky

Koopaling!

Sign the Kingdom over to me or

your pals go back for a Bob-omb

party!

I guess I have no choice...

There!

The Mushroom Kingdom is mine!

Mine! Ha! Ha!

I can't wait to tell Dad that I

double-crossed him!

Get ready, guys.

I'm --err --the Sledge

Brothers--are breaking you out

of here!

Umph!

♪Here's the lowdown on how

to be hot! ♪

♪Gimme an ear and you'll

hear a lot! ♪

♪Get down dirty, ♪

♪Use your brain ♪

♪To flush the enemy down

the drain! ♪

♪Ya gotta sizzle, dude! ♪

♪If you're gonna learn how to

keep cookin', dude, ♪

♪Without (without, without)

♪Gettin' b*rned (yes) ♪

♪Without (without, without)

♪Gettin' b*rned ♪

♪Ya gotta sizzle, ♪

♪without gettin' b*rned! ♪

If we could only fly, we'd be

out of here.

Not a bad idea! Maybe we can

find a Super Leaf!

Get off my throne, you ugly

upstart!

Careful King Dad, err, Ex-King

Dad!

I'm the new King of the Mushroom

Kingdom! See?

'Course since you gave me the

idea to cheat you out of it,

I'll make sure you get a cushy

assignment...

Say --cleaning the Royal

Stables?

You NincomKoop!

Hey that's mine!

No, it's mine, you

doublecrossing dodo! Look!

The princess didn't sign the

scroll for you,

but i'll make

her sign for me!

Where are the prisoners!?

Em, locked in my room

Not any more!!!!

Wha?!

Bye, Koopa!

Guards! Guards!

Give it up! We already flew the

Koopa!

It's all your fault, you

dirty-dealing double-crosser!

But, King Dad!

You should be proud of me!

I was only doing bad like you

taught me!

Stand still!

I didn't give you the whole

lesson!