01x05 - Dadzilla; Tag Team Trouble

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

I'm so gorgeous! I'm at least

five "times more beautiful than

I was yesterday!

KOOTIE PIE!!!!!

If that pig sty you call a room

isn't clean yet, you're

grounded!

Hello, King Dad.

I cleaned my room.

AAH.

No chocolate covered cockroach

snacks, no tripping old ladies,

no fun of any sort for a whole

month!

How'd I end up with such a mean

old ugly bag of scales for a

dad?

Of course! That's it!

What's it?

Dad's not my real dad! I must be

adopted!

I am far too beautiful

to be a Koopa!

Ya, know, Bigmouth... I bet our

real dad is a movie star!

Yeah! Someone magnificent like

we are!

Let's go find him!

Give up, Mario! There aren't any

Fire Flowers up here!

Get down!

Oof!

A Fire Flower! Hey, thanks

little buddy! This makes my day!

Not for long! Look! Koopa's Doom

Ship!

It's this way to Hollywood!

No, this way!

What happened?

The Doom Ship just warped into

the Real World!

That's Real Trouble!

Come on, guys! We better follow

them!

I bet our Movie Star Daddy's got

a star on the Walk of Fame just

like this one!

Yikes!

Wow! Look at that!

He's so strong!

He's so handsome!

He's our Real Dad!

CUT! That's a wrap.

Including you, you big bag of

bolts!

Dad? Dad, what's wrong?

Don't worry, Dad! Our Magic

Wands will make you well in no

time!

Get those two kids in the

funny-looking costumes out of

there!

Hey! Turn him off!

Yowser!

Way to go, Dad! You showed him!

Dad?! I don't get it...

It's Bigmouth and Kootie Pie.

Remember? You put us up for

adoption!

Really? My own kids!

Right! And if you really want to

be nice you'll make us movie

stars just like you.

But first we want a car! A big,

bad convertible!

It's not big enough!

Yeah, we want a stretch limo!

"Stretch" limo?

Like that?

All right Dad. Now it's time to

make us movie stars.

Yeah! We want our clawprints in

the Walk of Fame!

And it's your responsibility as

our parent to make it happen!

It is? Okay. I want my kids

to be happy.

Whoa! Ow!

So this is your glamorous

Hollywood Kingdom?

No time to admire the scenery,

Princess.

We've got to find those

Koopalings!

Whoa! Who's that?

Madzilla! You remember, Mario.

We used to watch him on the

Midnight Movie back in Brooklyn.

We better warn him he's in

dangerous company!

Madzilla!

The Mario Brothers!

Soon to be the "Miserable"

Brothers! Ha hal

These terrible people did

terrible things to us, Daddy!

Whoa!

I never did anything to them

they didn't deserve. Cross my

overalls and

Ah lucky I kept this Fire

flower!

Ouh! That hurts!

Back off, Madzilla!

BIGMOUTH, WE GOTTA HELP DADDY!

Oh-oh...My Fire Powers are gone!

Run for it!

Yipes!

with those buttinskys out of the

way, we can take Hollywood by

Storm!

Yeah. People will do anything

Dadzilla says.

We can turn this town

upside down.

Our own stars on the Hollywood

Walk of Fame!

Okay, dad! Now it's your turn!

Whooahhhhh!!!!

Orrfffh! Oh!

Madzilla and those Koopacreeps

are out there trashing Hollywood

and we can't do a thing to stop

them!

The whole Real World is in

danger!

Sure we can! Look!

Hey! Mario got a face lift!

Hey this is not time for jokes,

Mario! We're in big trouble!

This place is crammed with parts

of old movie monsters.

We can build our own movie

monster, starting with her!

Hey I remember her! "Revenge of

Madzilla's Mom!" Right?

I just love family reunions.

You can't sleep now, dad!

We want to do a live concert in

the Hollywood Bowl Right now!

Boy, having kids can be a real

pain!

Okay kids, hit it!

♪I'm gonna stomp my name on

the Walk of Fame! ♪

♪Wail on my guitar! ♪

♪I'm gonna stomp my name on

the Walk of Fame! ♪

♪I'm gonna be a star! ♪

♪I've got what it takes

(yeah!) ♪

♪With the right breaks ♪

♪I'll stomp my name... ♪

♪...On the Walk of Fame!

(yeah) ♪

♪Rock and roll's

famous teen ♪

♪Covered on every magazine ♪

♪I can see my name

in lights ♪

♪Hollywood's gonna treat me

right! ♪

♪Wa, wa, Koopa Koo... ♪

Let her rip!

Oof!

Okay, Momma Madzilla!

On to the Main Event!

Da-aaaaaaddddd!

DAD!!!!

Great, kids! Really great! Eh

encore!

Yeah! Show 'em who's boss, Dad!

You don't want to cheer for my

kids? Fine!

Cheer for the shrimp at the

bottom of the ocean!

Junior! This is your Mother!

stop, stop that!

Da you're my Mommy?

Of course, I'm your Mommy,

you naughty boy! Now

put those people down!

ah, yes, Mommy! Right

away, Mommy!

No way Dad! you gotta do what we

say!

Junior! Are these your children?

All right, Grandchildren. It's

time for your nap.

We hate naps!

You must take naps every

afternoon, so you'll be rested

for your chores!

We hate chores!

And I hate ugly brats

who talk back!

Junior! If you don't make your

children behave, I will!

Ah, come on, kids. Do what your

Granny says!

Bigmouth... I'm beginning to

think this isn't our real family

after all.

Yeah. They're even bossier than

good old Bad King Dad!

Quick! Back to the Doom Ship! We

gotta get home!

Yeah! Anything's better than

this!

You mean I used to be a robot

like this, and now I'm not?

Whooaa! That's right, Madzilla.

And now we'll take you back to

the Mushrooom Kingdom where

you'll have a

wonderful new life.

You're gonna love it in Giant

Land.

will I have to have any long

lost Koopa Kids?

Nope!

Oh then I'll like it very much!

The next time the Princess needs

someone to deliver a million

gold coins to the Mushroom

Orphanage I'm on vacation!

Just follow my plan, Cheatsy, my

boy.

And we'll be rolling in easy

money!

Easy money?!

Not this money! It's flying the

Koopa!

Err, King-Dad, speakin'

of easy money...

If you ever wanta be as crummy

and lowdown a villain as me,

you gotta shut up and pay

attention!

Ouh! Uh oh!

But King-Dad! There's some easy

money right over..

Loudmouth Flea-brain!

You couldn't see a million gold

coins right in front of your

snivelling little snout!

Yipes! Wha?

Sorry, King-Dad. But we all

can't be as smart as you are.

will I be glad to hand over this

money!

A million gold coins. Big

responsibil-lity.

Shhh! You mustn't laugh at Toad.

Without this money, we'd have to

close the orphanage. You

wouldn't have a home!

Sweet dreams, Toad!

Huh?

Someone stole the coins right

out from under me!

Koopa, that creep!

He's the only one mean enough to

swipe money meant for orphans!

How can I face those poor kids?

I'll just have to make that

money back some way. But how?

Doesn't that Koopa creep know

about trash cans?

"Mushroom Wrestling Federation

presents Tag-team wrestling

tournament." Whoop-dee-doo ...

"First prize, a million gold

coins!?"

Whoop-deedoo!!!

Now all I need is a wrestling

team. Hmmm.

I got it!

I can't tell the Princess, I'm

too ashamed,

so I really need you guys to be

in this tournament!

Sure, we'll do it. Right, Jake?

Anything for our favorite

halfpint cousin! Eh!

Where'd the little squirt go?

I'd like to enter my team, the

Mushroom Marauder and Jake the

Crusher Fung-aaaaahhhh!

Soon to be the Marshmallow

Marauder and Jake the Crushed

Fungus!

Say it like I told ya to say it,

Cheatsy.

I wanna register my team the

Sledge Brothers...

No fair, Cheatsy!

You took our place in line!

We'll show 'em their place, cuz.

Whooahhh! Yikes! Ummph!

Ooofff! Get off, you big oafs!

Hey! Save it for the match!

That's when you need to b*at

these guys!

You really want to win this

thing, don't yuh?

We gotta win it. We just got to!

Whoa!

Too bad, King-Dad.

Looks like your scheme to win

the prize money won't work as

easy as you thought.

Then you make it work!

You are getting very sleepy.

You are completely under my

power...

You will do exactly what I say.

You cannot wake up for two whole

days! Understand?

Yessss!!!

Rise and shine! Today's the big

match!

Here, get a whiff of this!

That'll wake yuh!

Jake, wake up! You guys have to

win the million gold coins

today!

Hey, cousin!!

Oh! Oh, no!

Wake up, guys!

If we don't win this match then

all those poor orphans'll be out

on the street! WAKE UP!!!!

Jake! Rise 'n shine! You have to

win this tournament!

Huh?

Toad, lighten up! It's just a

silly old wrestling match!

What's that compared to the

really important things like..

like feeding those poor Mushroom

orphans?!!

What's that all about? I've

never seen Toad so upset.

I dunno. I'll talk to him...

Toad, I know this means a lot to

you, but why the water works?

You knew all that money I was

supposed to deliver to the

Orphanage?

Yeah?

I fell asleep and

Koopa stole it!

Oh no! I better tell the

Princess!

No, Mario! She trusted me and I

let her down!

I thought I could make it up to

her if my cousins won the prize

money.

Now all those poor orphans will

go hungry!

We can fix that, right big

lil'brother? We used to wrestle

back in Brooklyn.

Hey! Whoah! I-I'm not

volunteering to wrestle the

Sledge Brothers!

Right! I'm volunteering for you!

Meet the "MASKED MASHERS

OF MAYHEM!"

♪Stop, baby, stop! ♪

♪Turn, baby, turn! ♪

♪Keep on pumpin' iron, ♪

♪Burn, baby, burn! ♪

♪When there's no pain ♪

♪You know there is no gain. ♪

♪So burn, baby, baby, ♪

♪Burn, baby, burn! ♪

♪Build it up, oh yeah! ♪

♪Trim it down! (Down! Down!) ♪

♪Be the coolest dude... around!

♪Stop, baby, stop! ♪

♪Turn, baby, turn! ♪

♪Keep on pumpin' iron, ♪

♪Burn, baby, burn! ♪

♪When there's no pain, ♪

♪You know there is no gain. ♪

♪So burn, baby, baby, ♪

♪Burn, baby, burn! ♪

♪Burn, baby, baby, ♪

♪Burn, baby, burn! ♪

I dunno, guys. Maybe you over

trained just a little!

Don't worry, my Mushroom pal.

We're gonna win those orphans

all the money they need.

Hey, the problem is, do the

Sledge Brothers know that?

And now for the Main Event!

The Super Slob Sledge Brothers

versus the Masked Mashers of

Mayhem!

The Masked Mashers of Mayhem?

Never heard of 'em.

Hey, aren't those the Mario

Brothers?

This is perfect!

The Sledge Brothers will make

'em the Squashed Brothers and

those million gold coins will be

mine!

Do some cheating, Cheatsy!

But I've already set boobytraps

all over the ring...

Well, cheat some more!

Hey! Who did that?

Whoa!

Aah!

Uuuumph!

Whoaah! Nice catch, Koopa!

Outta my lap, Plumber, or I'll

charge ya rent!

Ohh... Yipes! Ahh! Oof! Hey!

Watch, King Dad, here comes

Booby Trap Number One!

Whoa! Yiiiahhh!!!

This match is dirtier than Koopa

Kastle! We're never gonna win!

Yes, we will! We just need help!

And I'm gonna get some!

Watch this booby-trap, King-Pop!

Aaahhhh! Oof!

Quittin' time?

A long way from it!

Aah... Waa... Whoa!

Get up, guys, please! Think

about those poor little orphans!

Whoah! Yiahhh!

Oof..

Quick, grab one!

Invincible stars! Invincible

timing, Princess!

And the winners are -

Ooh!

Aah...

Oof Umph!...

Tag! You're it!

Me? Dh-uh! No way! Yiah!Aaahhhk!

And the winners are the Masked

Mashers of Mayhem! I am pleased

to present --hey!

Mario thanks you! Luigi thanks

you! And the orphans thank you!

Oh, another bag of gold?

How wonderful!

Please give the Princess double

thanks for her double

generosity!

Another bag!? Wait a second

Then Koopa didn't steal it -

Then the orphans had it all

along --Then I didn't need to

Aaaggh!!!