01x06 - Misadventure of Mighty Plumber; Oh, Brother!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3". Aired: September 8 – December 1, 1990.*
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Based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3; revolves around the four characters' efforts to prevent the att*cks made by King Koopa and the Koopalings to take over Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom
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01x06 - Misadventure of Mighty Plumber; Oh, Brother!

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

Two straight weeks of rain!

Ah, the Mushroom Kingdom is

gonna float away if this doesn't

stop soon!

Yeah, but the storm outside the

house is nothin' compared to the

one inside!

Mario, turn that racket back

down!

Can't you see I'm tryin' to

read!

Well, I want to listen to music!

This record's hot! Huh?

There! Now it's even hotter!

That was my favorite record!

Serves you right for the time

you busted my favorite wrench!

Oohhhhh, I hate it when you do

that!

Hey, guys! Chill out, will ya?

It's being cooped up that's

making ya' crazy!

Toad's right! Whatever happened

to Super Mario Brotherly love?

Brothers are good-for-nothing

Garbanzo beans!

Well, my brother certainly is!

As a matter of fact, I wish I

didn't even have a brother!

Oh yeah?! Then consider yourself

de-brotherized!

Yeh, well farewell, exbrother!

Luigi, it's really wet out

there!

You better take your frog suit!

Eh, forget it!

Somebody better go after Luigi!

Yeah! It's not a fit night out

for man nor mushroom!

I guess I'll have to go --he is

my brother!

Even if that hammer head can be

more trouble than a flooded

basement!

Mario! Take your frog suit!

Looks like my brilliant new

invention "The Power Shower"

is a Koopa-colossal success!

I make it rain on the surface of

the Mushroom Kingdom.

And flush out the gold coins

floating in the Underground Pipe

World...

so I can collect them here in

this underground dungeon!

Isn't that Rich!

AAAH OOOH!

Hey, smarty-pants!

Your Power Shower's sprung a

leak!

Well, don't just stand there

Kooky -- fix it!

I'm a mad genius, not a plumber!

Then we'll have to koop-nap a

pipe-patchin' expert.

get me one of the Mario

Brothers!

There you are, you former

brother!

I been lookin' all over for you!

Oh, yeah who asked ya faucet

face?!

Ooooohhhhh, how many times do I

have to tell ya not to do that!

I've got the Mario Bros. on the

Koopascope, King Dad!

How should we decide which one

to Koop-nap?

Eh, flip a gold coin?

Don't be ridiculous Kooky!

We'll choose the scientific way!

Eeenie-meanie-miney-moe! I Koop

YOU Mario!

Say no more, Kooper-Dooper Dad!

Just watch me do my nasty stuff!

I'll catch that faucet-face with

another of my nifty gizmos - the

Plumber-Pole!

Oh yeah?!

You don't even know enough to

wear a frog suit out in the wetl

I don't need a frog suit!!

Hey, where'd this hook and

line come from?

It's not fishin' season!

Now a big jerk for that big

plumber Jerk!

Jeez, Mario's been caught like a

catfish...

...and is gettin' pulled into a

Warp Zone!

Uh-oh! A Pipe World! I'm going

down the drain!

AAH!! OH!!

It worked, my evil daddy-o

Mario's our prisoner!

Kooky, you're so bad, I'm proud

to be your Dad!

Looks like I'm plumber outta

luck!

Fix your own leaky plumbing, you

Koopa-crackpots!

I'll never help you!

Wanna bet, pipe-squeak?!

We have the power to make you do

anything we want,

thanks to my latest genius

invention...

The Lame-Brainer!

Nice try, Koopa! But it's gonna

take a lot more than this silly

party hat to make me.

Koop-Masters, your wish is my

command!

I'm so smart! He's plumbersputty

in our hands!

Quit patting yourself on the

back Kooky!

Put him to the ultimate test!

d all around scrumptious bowl of

pasta!

Mmmmmm! I'm starving!

But Mario... You hate pasta!

Ewwwwww! I hate pasta! YUCK!

Koop-tastic!

Now make him fix that leak

before we're up to our snouts in

water!

Ooohhh, I hate it when my

toot-sies-wootsies get wet!

Mm, looks like I'm gonna have to

try and save that bilgebrained

brother of mine!

Him and his dumb advice about

wearing a frog suittt!

Ah!

♪I say yes, ♪

♪You say no ♪

♪I like rain, ♪

♪You like snow! ♪

♪It's one of the wonders

life's made of ♪

♪Folks call it brotherly

love! ♪

♪I feel happy, ♪

♪You feel sad ♪

♪I stay cool when you

get mad ♪

♪It's one of the wonders

life's made of ♪

♪Folks call it brotherly

love! ♪

♪We call it brotherly

love! ♪

Hey that oughta hold those

fish-breath foes!

Now to rescue Mario!

There, my Koop-Masters! The leak

in the Power Shower is fixed!

Whoaa!

Ooof!

It's Luigi!

What's that clogclearin'

clodhopper doing here?

Hey, you two rancid reptiles!

What've you done to my brother!?

We've turned him into our sl*ve,

thanks to my superkooper

invention!

And here's the proof!

Mario! Smash! Crush! Pound!

Destroy that frog-faced brother

of yours!

Yes, Koop-Master!

Mario, stop! Don't you know who

I am?! It's Luigi!

Smash! Crush! Pound! Destroy!

Mama mia, somehow I gotta make

Mario remember I'm his brother!

Mario, think of all the fun we

had as kids -all the drains we

unclogged!

Remember the time you lost your

favorite screw driver and I gave

you one of mine!

I'll get that frog!

Oh boy, looks like I'm gonna

have to try another approach!

I hate it when you do that!

Heh, you all right, brother?

Fine as a new faucet, thanks to

you, brother!

Glad to see you took my advice

about wearing a frog suit!

Kooky, give ol' Koopa a Koop

where it counts!

Your wish is my command,

Mario-Masters!

Kooky! What are you doin'?!

I'm your Dear old King-Dad!

Wwouaa!

Smash! Crush! Pound! Destroy!

WWOOOOAAAA!!!!!

Hey, nice goin', brother!

Same to you, brother!

Thanks to you, Mario and Luigi,

the Power-Shower has been

dis-mantled and all the gold

coins have been returned

to the Pipe World where they

belong!

Way to go, plumber-dudes!

Yeh and best of all,

Mario and I have agreed to never

to fight again!

That's right! And besides, that

argument was all my fault.

Well, I beg your pardon,

brother, but I think the

argument was all my fault!

No, brother, it was all mine

I insist it was all my fault,

brother!

well, I insist it was all mine,

brother!

Brothers! You can't live with

'em, you can't live without em!

Ahhhhhhh! ! !!

Oh it's gonna get her, Mario! I

can't look! Huh?

If I'd known you were gonna get

this excited,

I'd never brought this Real

World TV into the Mushroom

Kingdom.

Ahhhhhhh!!!

Yeesh, don't panic, lady. Call

Mighty Plumber!

I-I'll call Mighty Plumber!

Help me, Mighty PIumber, please!

We will return to The Adventures

of Mighty Plumber after these

messages.

Gosh, Mario. Do ya think Mighty

Plumber will save the lady from

the monster?

Count on it, Luigi. Our hero

always gets his clog!

Grrrrrrr! Grunttt!! Ergggh! ! !

Hey, look. King Dad's doin'

aerobic exercises to get in

shape for more badness.

Great idea!

Grrrr. Grunnt! Ergggh!!

Oh... Oof... Ow.

Knock it off, knuckleheads!

I'm not doing exercises.

I'm having a temper tantrum.

Hey King-Pop. What're we havin'

a tantrum about?

Because I just found the map

need to rob the "Royal Coin

Treasury of Pipeland.

And everytime I try to steal

something, the Mario Brothers

stop me.

I gotta come up with a plan to

get rid of them!

King Dad! King Dad!

Come quick and see..

what Cheatsy's doin'!

Why buy toys in a store when ya

can cheat and zap 'em outta the

TV?!

Yea, Cheatsy! Yea!

How can I come up with a

brilliant plan to get rid of the

Mario Brothers with all this

going on?

And now back to The Adventures

of Mighty Plumber!

Ahhhhhh!!!! Hellllpppp!!!

Mighty Plumber to the rescue!

Faster than a speeding plunger!

More powerful than a pipe

wrench!

Able to snag disgusting Drain

Clogs with a flick of the wrist.

My hero!

Mighty Plumber! That's it!

I'll trick him into sending the

Mario Brothers right down the

drain!

Mighty Plumber. Have I got a job

for you.

You'll have to make an

appointment.

I have a leaky kitchen to fix.

Ah she can wait. This is an

emergency.

Two "evil little plumbers" are

trying to steal Pipeland's coin

treasury!

You gotta help me bring the gold

coins back to

my Kastle where they'll be safe

from those thieves.

Have no fear!

Mighty Plumber will teach them

that grime never pays.

Aw, meatballs! The TV's on the

blink.

Oh no!

We're gonna miss the part where

Mighty Plumber saves

the lady from the flooding

kitchen. Whooah.

"Robbing Pipeland Treasury. Dare

you to stop me. Your enemy. King

Koopa!"

Whooo, this is terrible.

Right. We can't let King Koopa

cop all those gold coins.

No, I mean missing the rest of

this week's Mighty Plumber

adventure.

But what we did see was an

inspiration!

Now we can do our best

to stop Koopa,

just like Mighty Plumber would!

This is entrance to the

underground" "Maze of Pipes"

where the treasury is hidden.

Can you get it open?

Through muck, sweat and slime,

Mighty Plumber does it with no

overtime!

Aagh!

Eh I think I'll wait outside!

Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber

conned!

I wonder what I'll buy with all

those gold coins.

An ocean liner. A Koopa DeVille.

I'm afraid all your plans have

just hit a clog!

Whoah!

Tell that to my new partner!

Oh,Mighty Plumber! Those nasty

thieving plumbers are here!

Mighty Plumber!!! Whoah!

My idol. Oh, wow! He's here in

person. Ha ha ha.

Hey, can I have your autograph?

Traitor!

If you're busy, I can wait.

You've disgraced our profession!

Ah...

They're crooks, Mighty Plumber!

Get 'em!

Mighty Plumber wait! You're our

hero.

We brought a TV set from

Brooklyn so we could watch your

show!

Whooo.

A plumber's snake!

Aim it up there!

Mighty Plumber fell for my

phoney story!

This is goin' great!

Whoooaaa...

I've snagged them this time!

Quit gaping.

We gotta find the Pipeland

Treasury

and move the coins to my Kastle

before these two can steal 'em!

We've got to find Mighty Plumber

and make him see his mistake.

Koopa's fire message said he was

gonna rob the Treasury.

I bet that's where he's taking

Mighty Plumber right now.

Yea, how do we know which way to

go?

Simple as pizza pie. Eenie.

Meenie. Minie. Mario!

C'mon Luigi!

The treasury vault can't be much

further.

I better check the map.

We can't let Mighty Plumber

steal the treasury.

They'll put him in jail. They'll

cancel his TV show.

He can't steal it if we get it

first.

All you gotta do is grab Koopa's

map.

Are you sure your plan will

work?

Trust me.

Come out, I dare ya! Ya Venus

Fire Trap!

And you promised this was a safe

idea!

Whooah!

oops!

Sorry to drop in like this.

Gotta run!

Get him, Mighty Plumber! He

stole my map!

Yeoow!

I'll take that!

Luigi's in trouble!

Ow! Ouch! .

You may have the plunger, but I

got the map!

You don't have it anymore!

Gimme that map.

♪Run down, runway doin'

seventy-five ♪

♪Freeze it with the rapid

strive to survive ♪

♪Burn it to be rescued from an

enemy att*ck ♪

♪Think you're gonna hit 'em

but you don't look back! ♪

♪Chill out! ♪

♪Keep your cool! ♪

♪Super Plumber is

nobody's fool! ♪

♪Chill out! ♪

♪When the goin' gets

tough! ♪

♪Super Plumber don't

get stuck! ♪

♪Plunger in your hand ♪

♪Yes, that's true ♪

♪And if anybody can ♪

♪Super Plumber can! ♪

♪Chill out! ♪

♪Keep your cool! ♪

♪Super Plumber is

nobody's fool! ♪

♪Chill out! ♪

♪When the goin'

gets tough! ♪

♪Super Plumber don't

get stuck! ♪

♪Chill out! ♪

♪Just keep your cool! ♪

♪Super Plumber don't get

stuck! ♪

Look Plurnberprints and

Koopaprints! Come on!

There it is! The Pipeland

treasury vault!

Okay, big guy, break down the

door!

At last! All the gold coins in

Pipeland are mine!

We've sprung a leak!

That's your problem! Those

little plumbers aren't the

thieves. I am!

Hey, come back here!

We tried to tell ya, big guy.

I let that slimy reptile trick

me.

I'm a disgrace to the plumbing

profession.

No you're not, your our hero.

You taught us everything we

know.

Yeah. Like the old

pipebatteringram trick. It's one

of our favorites.

She's gonna blow!!!

Okay fellow Drain Surgeons!

We have a job to do!

The pipe-warp! I'm home free.

Not quite, Koopa!

that's what you think, sink

fink!

He got away!

Come on, Luigi.

Let's make Koopa's escape a real

washout!

I got it! I got it!

Ahh.. Umph!

Whooah, Aagh hey!

Ah! Hey, no fair! Put me, down!

Not until you use your wand to

put Mighty Plumber back in the

TV set.

Okay. Okay. Don't be such a nag.

What about the Pipeland

treasury?

We'll put it where it belongs.

You gotta get back on TV and

save that lady in the kitchen.

Do your thing, Cheatsy.

Just in case you're thinking of

taking Mighty Plumber off the

air again.

Go, Mighty Plumber, go!

Hey, can we pick heroes, or

what?
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