01x07 - A Toadally Magical Adventure; Misadventures in Babysitting

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

"Ace Magic Wand Factory A new

wand made every century."

Hmm... Yeah this must be the

place!

Here it is, young fella! The

magic wand your Wizard-King

ordered...

Personally handcrafted by the

best little old Wand Maker in

the world, me!

It's about time!

I've been waiting for that

slowpoke to finish that wand for

fifty years!

A Koopa?

Hey, King Dad!

The wimp with the wand just

touched down!

Then let's grab it, Cheatsy!

This is horrible!

King Koopa and his brats are

going to Koopa-kype my wand!!!

Take a look, Toad!.

One Super Mario turn of the

wrench....

And all that stopped-up water

will run out of your tub faster

than Invincible Mario!

Yeh it's the Wizard King of The

West.

Luigi! . Mario!

Those cruddy Koppas are gonna

capture my magic wand if you

don't stop them!

What's going on?

What's he saying?

They plan to spring their ambush

near this waterfaahhllll...

Oh no!

The message, went down. the

drain, Toad!

Hey, look on the bright side,

guys.

We did fix the tub...

and can find that waterfall!

I told you we'd find it!

Let's just hope we're not too

late.

There's the Messenger! And he's

still got the wand!

Get that wand!

That wand is as good as ours!

Not if Fire Mario's got anything

to say about it!

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Where are we?

Did we lose King Koopa?

What's happening?

We're home, Toad! We're safe!

The wand is safe!

That's great!

And since I saved the magic wand

from the Koopas, do you think...

No! No way!

Only a trained magician can

touch that wand without danger.

And you don't qualify!

Only too true! That wand should

only be used by me!

Faster, Lightning Bolt, faster!

The sooner that wand is in my

possession, the better!

Only a trained magician can

touch that wand.. Hah!

But what if the Koopas find my

house and att*ck?

I couldn't let the Princess be

captured, could I!

To save us all, I must

use the wand!

Wow! I feel like I'm a wizard

already.

Play!

And five, six, seven, eight!

Oh awesome!

It works! It works!

But a dancing chair isn't enough

to defeat the Koopas!

I've got to create something

more powerful, like... like...

like...

A couple of giant PIPE

CREATURES!

He, he, this is great! And now

it's your turn to pipe in!

Five, six, seven, eight!

Come on, faster!

I want more dancing! Faster!

Faster!

I don't like that tone of voice!

I am the Wizard Toad, and I

order you to...

Whooops!

AAAA-H-H-H!

Hey, guys, what are you doing?

I was only kidding, honest...

Yee... Yikeees!

Toaddd?!

Honest, guys, didn't do

anything!

The wand jumped right out of the

case.

Luigi, do you like pancakes?

Yea, love 'em, why?

Cause, if we don't think of

something fast...

That's what we're all gonna be

squashed into!

It seems those blocks are after

you, Toad!

Me? But why

would they be after me?!

Are you sure that wand just

"jumped out of its case"?!

We'll discuss that later, but

for now,

we gotta lead them away from the

house!

The Princess is still inside

taking her nap! Run!

How can we run? There's nothing

here but a cliff!

In that case, we juuuuump!!!!

Uh, great rescue guys!

So, Toad, is there anything else

you want to tell us?

The wand! The wand!

Boomerang Brothers, get me that

wand!

You're under my control now,

you big pipe-snipe!

That was so wonderful,

Daddykins.

But it's my turn now!

Oh yeah? Who says!

I do! I say it's MINE! MINE!

MINE!

Mario? Luigi? Where'd you go?

Oh, Hi Princess! I'm really,

really sorry, but...

I've decided to place you under

house arrest!

Don't worry, Princess!

We'll save you!

No way! It's my turn now, sis!

And I say...

It's time for a game of catch!

Bully for you, Bully!

But it's my turn, and I say it's

time.

this Piranah Plant GREW UP!

Whoaaa!

If I don't wanna be plant food,

I'd better get moving!

Hang on, Toad,

I'll wrench you lose!

Whoah! I'm free! I'm free!

And, uh, Mario,

the wand didn't really jump out

of the case by itself.

I, uh, I thought I could be a

great magician, but I was wrong.

Now if you want to make it

right, help me with this plan I

just got.

Bring back those stampeding

blocks.

♪Eye of the storm ♪

♪Headin' our way! ♪

♪Like it or not ♪

♪I need it to stay! ♪

♪Thundering down like fire

and ice! ♪

♪Watch where you walk ♪

♪Cuz lightning strikes

twice! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! (yes) ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! ♪

Lookout, Koopas! Here I come!

Whoaaa! I'm trembling in my

boots!

Piranah Plant...

Go munch on a Mushroom!

Be my guest!

Hey, you! Toad! Get away!

Shooo! And take those blocks

with you!

Hold tight! If I can just find a

Super Block...

Give me that wand!

This is getting out of hand!

Okay, Toad!

It's time for your final magic

trick!

I ORDER ALL THE MAGIC TO

STOP!!!!!

Daddy, dearest! What do you

say we koop-on outta here?!!!

Kootie Pie, I couldn't agree

with you more.

And, to help you on your way.

I'm going to ask the Pipe

Creatures to lend you a hand!

I'm really sorry, guys.

From now on, I'm leaving magic

to the real expert.

All I care about is getting my

special wand back.

It's just what I need to roast

weenies.

You waited years for that!?

Huh.

Maybe I'm not the only guy who

doesn't know what he's doing!

Now where is that babysitter?

Well, y-you don't think Junior's

bad reputation could have scared

him away?

No! Don't be silly.

Junior's a wonderful child!

Oh, kitty, how couid you!

Ouch! That's my head!

Mario! Where are we?

Only one way to find out!

Yo, Mario, I don't think we're

in the Mushroom Kingdom any

more!

You're right...

Because if that's not the

Brooklyn Bridge, ha ha, my

name's not.

So there you are!

You must be the babysitters!

I guess Junior let you in the

side door!

And I'm so glad there are two of

you because Junior is quite a

handful!

Here's the phone number of our

doctor,

and this one's for the theater.

But eh we're not...

Snacks are in the fridge, help

yourself to lasagna..

Lasagna?

But we're not.

Shhh! That lasagna looks good!

We'll be back by ten thirty,

and could you please give Junior

a bath?

Have a nice evening! I know we

will!

Quick, let's get out of here

fast before they change their

minds!

Yeesh well, brother, I guess

we're babysitters!

Huh! What do we do first?

Hide and Seek!

Let's play Hide and Seek!

And you geezers are "it"!!

Ninety-eight, Ninety-nine; one

hundred.

Oh boy!

They'll never think of looking

for me in here!

Ready or not, here we come!

Wow! This place is awesome!

Yeow!

ALRIGHT!

Yowza!!

This is the life!!!

I hope those Mario Brothers

never find me!

Look! That strange little fella.

He's a Real-Worlder!

Hey, Mondo-Bizzaro dudes!

Who are you and where am I?

You're in the Mushroom Kingdom,

kid.

I'm Cheatsy Koopa.

I'm Bully Koopa...

I'm Kookie Von Koopa...

And any enemy of the Mario Bros.

is a friend of ours!

Say, just in case those dopey

brothers follow me here,

could you guys help me have some

fun with them?

Kid, this could be the start of

a beautiful friendship.

Well, If Junior's here, he could

be in big trouble!

Mario, Luigi, heeellpppp!!!

Junior, where are you?

Do you think I oughta yell

again?

Na, you got 'em following us.

Oh no! Ptooies!

And they're spitting mad!

Wow! This is great!!!

Quick, Luigi! Batter up!

Now if you can lure the Mario

Brothers up here,

we'll playa trick they'll never

forget!

Look, there's Junior!

Mario! Luigi! Save me!

Help!

BUlly Koopa's got him!

Ooh, let's go!

This is great!

I can hardly wait to see the

looks on their faces.

They went in here! Let's go!

Bye-bye, babysitters!

Hey, what's going on here?

We just caught ourselves a pair

of babysitting plumbers, that's

what!

Mario, we're in big trouble!

That was so cool!

Yeah, but the best is yet to

come!

Hey guys, this is just for fun,

isn't it?

Of course it is and I'm having a

great time!

Kookie, what are you doing,

anyway?

Filling the cave up with lava,

silly!

What does it look like?

Look, kid, you've been real

helpful.

But the truth is, Junior, we

really don't like you very much.

Which is why we're getting rid

of you.

Right now!

HELLLPPPPP!!!!!

Some friends those Koopa Kids

turned out to be!

WHOOAH!

I got a bad feeling.

I wanna be back in Brooklyn!

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Yiiiikeesss!!!!

WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!

Mario Brothers, WHERE ARE

YOU????

Whoaa!

Looks like it's a hot time in

the old volcano tonight! Yeesh!

And if we don't get outtahere

fast, we're toast!

Hey, Mario, I'm stuck!

Not any more!

Whew! That was a close one!

Ha ha,

did you see the look on that

brat's face when we heaved him

into the Pipe Maze?

Oh no! Junior could be lost

there forever!

I'd hate to have to tell that to

his mom!

Hey watch out! Thwomp att*ck!

Let's show that big bad Boom

Boom some of our patented Super

Mario Super-Moves!

Let's do it!

Super Mario!

Hey way to go, Mario!

BOOO! ! he hey!

Mario, Luigi, is that you?

Mario!!!!

Okay, guys!

I think it's time we heated

things up in Pipe Maze!

Yeah!

This oughta parboil those

pain-in-the-tail

plumbers and that little

Brooklyn brat!

♪Here's the lowdown on how

to be hot! ♪

♪Gimme an ear and you'll

hear a lot! ♪

♪Get down dirty, ♪

♪Use your brain ♪

♪To flush the enemy down the

drain! ♪

♪Ya gotta sizzle, dude! ♪

♪If you're gonna learn how to

keep cookin', dude, ♪

♪Without

(without, without) ♪

♪Gettin' b*rned (yes) ♪

♪Every dude's gotta

understand ♪

♪A brother in the bush is

worth two in the hand ♪

♪A way to put 'em in

their place ♪

♪Is to double cros 'em, ♪

♪Face to face! ♪

♪Ya gotta sizzle, dude! ♪

♪Sizzle without gettin'

b*rned! ♪

Fantastic!! You guys are the

greatest!

Yeah, well, they don't call us

Super for nothing!

Heh! Heh!

They're gonna call us

"barbecued".

It looks like the Koopa kids

super-heated the volcano.

Yeow! It's going to explode!

C'mon, Junior, we've gotta move

fast and plug that leaking

volcano!

Hey it's no use, Mario, we can't

budge it!

Don't worry, Luigi!

We've still got Raccoon Power!

That's it! Boulder's away!

A little to the left, a little

more.

So let 'er rip!

Wow! That was unbelievable!

Way to go Mario!!!

For a first time plumber's

helper, you weren't bad

yourself!

Uh oh!

Junior's folks are gonna be home

in fifteen minutes!

Then we'd better boogie back to

that warp zone and get back to

Brooklyn!

We're back in my kitchen!

Amazing!

Junior! . We're home!

Uh oh! If I don't get my bath,

Mom will never let you babysit

for me again.

That is, if you ever wanted to.

NOW, hold your breath, Junior,

cause we're takin' a dive!

Junior, where are you?

Why Junior!

I don't believe it!

You got Junior to take a bath.

Do you think Friday, you two

could babysit again?

Oh boy! That would be SUPER!