01x08 - Do the Koopa; Kootie Pie Rocks

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

Hey Princess, I think I found

it!

Quick, Luigi! Let me see!

Luigi, you've done it!

I've been searching for this map

to The Doom Dancer Music Box for

years.

Come on! We've got to tell

Mario.

This could be the beginning of

the end of King Koopa!

The Doom Dancer Music Box is

said to possess great magical

power!

Crank it fast and it makes

everybody dance

faster-and-faster!

Crank it slow and it makes them

slowww downnn and stoppppp.

Hey! We could use this Doom

Dancer to keep King Koopa and

his brat-pack under control!!

Let's go get it!

It's hidden in Darkland's Temple

of Gloom.

Darkland! Darkland is Koopa's

own kingdom.

Besides, I-I hate dancing!

Relax, Luigi. We can do it! Just

follow my lead!

Why do I get the feeling this

trip could be dangerous to my

health?

When we get The Doom Dancer,

it'll be a lot more hazardous

for Koopa!

Come on, Let's Boogie!

Umph! Ooff!

Ouch! Hey who's standing on my

foot?

Quiet! You wanna wake the dead!?

You don't want Koopa to find out

we're in his kingdom, do ya?

Louder, louder! You dummy mummy!

Cad you see I gob a cold?

What! Those besky blumbers are

here in Darkland?!

"Besky Blumbers"??? What are

"Besky Blumbers"?

Not "Besky Blumbers", Bigmouth.

Besky Blumbers!

That's a relief!

If it was "Pesky Plumbers", we'd

really be in trouble!

We'd drouble!

Id's the Bario Brothers add you

dree godda stob 'em!

Right, King Dad! Anything you

say.

We'll stob those Bario Brothers.

Theb dob jusd stad there!

Bones here will show you their

drail. Follow thad mummy!

Stop the music! We can't jump

that far!

A Mario Brother never says

can't, Luigi!

Try blasting those blocks,

Mario!

Huh...

Start the music!

Uhh...

Umph!

Whoa!

Whoa!

We're almost to the Temple of

Gloom!

Dry Bones Troopas!

Let's shake, rattle and roll

these bone-heads!

Gotcha!

I don't gotcha!

Those turtles take a licking and

come back kicking! What now?

Sock a block!

Temple of Gloom, here we come!

Yikes! Look out! Yow!

These Marios are tough! What do

you think they're up to?

The nerve of these guys

-sneaking into Darkland! Reminds

me of mmff.

I hate sneaky, unless I'm doing

the sneaking!

Whatever those Mario Brothers

are up to, we've gotta stop!

According to our map, the Doom

Dancer is in the inner temple.

Right through that door.

They have a map to The Doom

Dancer Music Box!

King-Dad always said the Doom

Dancer was just a legend!

Nope! It must be true!

If Mario gets it, we'll be

doomed to be good for good!

He'll control everything!

We'll be dancing to his tune,

singing his song, tap-dancing to

his timpani...

No way! We'll let Mario find it.

Then we'll snatch it away from

him!

Yeah! Let's do an ambush!

Good idea. Gimme your string.

Ah not my Favorite string!

It's invaluable!

Oh there's a story behind this

string. Our great-grand

Koopa-mom.

Now we're sure the Mario

Brothers will have a pleasant

trip in Darkland!

It's really here!

Look out Mario, a Thwomp!

Whoa!

Oh no!

I got it! I got it! Bigmouth

Koopa calls for the ball, the

crowd roars.

No, I got it!

Oh Yeah? Well now I got it!

Uh, Bully, brother, old pal,

that thing doesn't work on me

and Cheatsy, does it?

I mean, you wouldn't make your

favorite Brother dance, would

ya?!

Now let's try it slow!

Now let's try a march.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Meet King Bully

Koopa, the new master of

Darkland.

The Doob Dancer Music Box! Gud

worb, Koopaligs. Led me dry it,

Bully!

You gotta be kidding, ex-King

Dad.

I'm gonna rule the entire world

starting with you!

Whad thad? My eard are stobbed

ub! I cad hear you! Speak ub!

He can't hear me???!!

Yeah, Bully. That means you

can't control him!

Gib id do me.

Do duh Koopa!

Do you suppose he takes

requests?

I hate to dance!

King-Dad is gonna pay for this!

Yeah. Dancing lessons are

expensive! .

Oh, how I lub this song!

cad make the whole Mushroom

Kingdom dance to their doom!

DO DUH KOOPA!

♪Do the Koopa Rip the boopa ♪

♪ Do a loop de loopa ♪

♪Or you'll be a partypoopa ♪

♪Everybody do the Koopa ♪

♪Everybody shout and pout ♪

♪Everybody. do the Koopa ♪

♪Everybody shake your snout ♪

♪Everybody do the Koopa ♪

♪Everybody shake your scales ♪

♪Everybody do the Koopa ♪

♪Everybody wag your tails ♪

♪Do the Koopa ♪

♪Rip the boopa ♪

♪Do a loop de loopa ♪

♪Or you'll be a party poopa ♪

♪Everybody' do the Koopa ♪

♪once you start,

you can't stop ♪

♪Everybody do the Koopa ♪

♪Bop, hop,

flop and slop and ♪

♪Rock-awk-awk until you

drop-drop-drop. ♪

♪Do the Koopa ♪

♪Rip the boopa ♪

♪Do the Koopa ♪

Dis id har worb. My arb is

gebbing tired.!

Hey, Luigi, you got any

plumber's putty on you?

Hey, Mario, good thinking!

What?

Hey, Mar-

Hey Bario,gedding dired?

Reaby to bow dow add kiss my

feed?

Ha! Ha! No way, Koopa!

I gob id! I gob id!

Heads up, Toad!

Whoa!

I gob id! I reaby gob id! Da

Doom Dancer id mine!

Yeah, but we got the crank!

My claw's stug!

I'll help you, daddy dearest!

Whoa!

Oooff!

Umph!

Rrrrgh! I'mb qedding sdeamed!

I think that's our cue to leave!

Now look what you've done!

"It's all your fault!"

Boy, now I'm gettin' angry!

Have you ever seen me angry?

Well you're gonna see it!

Watch out!

Ah sounds like the Koopas are

back to playing their old kind

of music!

Hmmrn.

Those pesky Mario Brothers must

be up to something really

special.

Pull in the pasta, Mario!

Gee, I don't see why we have to

wear these dumb penguin suits.

The Princess is really counting

on this.

She'll be all dressed up and

want us to be, too.

I'm ready!

That's dressed up?

Next stop, the Real World, New

York City, and my favorite music

group!

Hey, guys, why so formal?

We're going to a Milli Vanilli

concert not a symphony!

Hehheh, sorry, guys.

I have a hard time figuring out

the Real World's weird customs.

It's okay.

The audience will be so busy

looking at Milli vanilli they

won't even notice what you guys

are wearing.

A Milli Vanilli concert!

I wonder what Kootie Pie is

gonna say?

Why does that prissy Princess

Toadstool get to go to a Real

World concert and not me?

Aren't you always telling us you

are the most powerful King there

ever was and I'm your favorite

only daughter? Hmm?

Kootie pie, my sweet

precious --eeek! -AAAKK!

Don't try to get on my good

side!

What good side?

I want to see Milli Vanilli!

I want to! I want to! I want to!

Yes, babycakes! You not only get

to see silly the Willies

Milli vanilli!

But you'll get to keep Billy

Manilli for your very own!

Milli Vanilli!

I get to keep 'em?! For real,

Daddy-ums?

Too cool. ah I have to go

change!

I can't wait to see you pull

this one off, King-daddy...

Ooof!

Not me! We --Cheatsy-cums!

We're pulling this one off!

Fire up the Doom Ship!

Hello, New York!

Never saw so many tonsils in all

my life.

Hey how come we don't get this

kind of applause when we do good

plumbing?

Blame it on King Koopa!

Oommpph

WHOA!

I'll never wash my hand again!

Whoah! What an exit!

Didn't I tell you they were

great?!

Oh, no. It can't be!

Ha there's only one sneaky,

two-faced reptile who laughs

like that.

This is terrible! Milli Vanilli,

has been Koop-napped!

If we get to Kastle Koopa in

time, maybe we can save'em!

Let's warp!

Welcome to Kastle Koopa!

Hi, boys! I've been expecting

you!

Hey! Who's behind this mondo

bizarro joke?

We've got a concert to play.

Not so fast! You're playing for

me now!

I really dig your dread-locks.

Ooof! Well, I don't dig tails

and scaley lips!

I'll have you know I'm a Royal

Reptile and I command you to

play a private concert for me

--this instant!!!

And if we don't?

I'll turn you into... into...

into accountants!

Accountants! That's a good one!

No! We're nerds. We're dweebs!

This is terrible!

You turn us back to normal

people right now!

Never!

You have to do what I want...

OOOF!

You're stuck here in Darkland

forever!

If you won't do a concert just

for me, I'll turn you into

---beetles!

Great! Who wants to be a band

from the sixties?!

Better yet, I'll turn you into

ptooies.

Hmmm.. Never heard of them... Do

they have an album?

Look, Ms. Reptile. We can't do

the concert for you.

We don't have the Backup Band...

Then you'll just have to stay

accountants until you get one!

If we don't change those two

accountants back to Milli

Vanilli...

I'll never hear my favorite

music again!

Don't worry, Princess We'll get

in there and save Rob and Fab

from Kootie Pie!

We will?

We will! SHEESH, How?

HMMM, HOW?

You heard what Fab said. They

need a backup band to give

Kootie Pie her concert.

Gotcha, Mario! It's time to rock

and roll!

I just wish we'd had time to

rehearse.

What good would that do?

None of us knows how to play

these things.

Hey you got a better way to get

into that Throne Room? Come on!

Is this a stall, or what?

No stall. We can't sing for you

without a band.

King Dad! You should've brought

me a band!

A band! A band! I want a band!

Oh it's the girl from the front

row at our concert!

Your greatest fan!

Shhh! Shhh! We're here to help!

Uh. We're the famous traveling

band called "BACKUPS ARE WE"

Eh do you know of anyone who

might need our services?

Wow! I must be getting good at

tantrums!

Ha this is the fastest result

I've ever had!

Oh now I can get my personal,

private concert.

But who's going to sing with

us... these two accountants?

They are not accountants!

They look like accountants!

That's all you know! They're

really Milli Vanilli!

Prove it!

What'll it be, fellow maestros?

How about

"Girl You Know It's True?"

One, and a two and a...

♪[rock music] ♪

Wow, groovie!

Ooops...

Stop that awful no-ahhh!!

Cool! Totally cool! No wonder

they're so famous!

Quick! Into the Warp Pipe before

Kootie Pie comes out of her

trance!

Yeah! Time to get back to your

Real World Concert!

Wha? Hey? Wha? Hey! This is my

concert! I will tell you when

it's over!

King Dad! King Dad! My concert

disappeared. If you don't bring

it back, I'll scream!

So scream! It sounds better than

that other noise!

If you don't go after them, I'll

bring them back myself!

No! Not that!

Unless you promise to forget

about them, I'm gonna put you in

the dungeon.

The Dungeon?! Okay. I promise.

After all, it had to end

sometime.

That music was just too

beautiful to last!

You wouldn't believe where we've

been, but we're back, thanks to

some new friends.

This one's for a real Princess!

A one and a two and a...

♪[rock music]