01x09 - Mush-Rumors; The Ugly Mermaid

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

Are we there yet?

How many times are you going to

ask that, Missy?

Are we there? Are we at wild

Ylaldo's "one-of-a-kind"

amusement park?

Yes, Missy! We're there! This is

the amusement park!

You wanna get out!

Oh, Dad! Cut it out!

We lost Dad?

No, we're not lost, Bud!!

It's just another hour,

children!

sit back and enjoy the scenery!

What scenery, Mom?

That scenery!

Oh my word! Where are we?! !

We're sure not in Kansas any

more --Maybe we're in Iowa!

This is cool!

This is freaky!

Don't be frightened, sweetie.

Daddy is going to find a gas

station and ask directions.

Right, Norman?!!!

Sure! Sure! Right!

Watch out, Dad!

YAAAH!

Nice going, Dad.

WHOAA!

What was that??

A monster!

Wow! I think they're aliens from

another planet!

Who's there?

Help! The aliens are coming!

The aliens are coming!

This mirror will make it look...

...like there's no wall here.

But is anybody dumb enough...

to fall for for a prank like

this?

Awww riiiight!

It worked!

Run! Run for your lives! It

breathed fire It had like four

eyes!

What are you talking about?

ALIENS!!

ALIENS??

They're coming! They're coming!

Ohh... Umph!

Who's coming?

Aliens! !

Aah...

ALIENS!! There were dozens of

them, Kooky!

ALIENS! ! MILLIONS of them!! Big

Mouth!

ALIENS!! BILLIONS of them!

Kootie Pie!

Aah...

ALIENS, Daddykins!! ZILLIONS and

ZILLIONS of them!

Twenty feet tall, armed and

dangerous...

spewing smoke and fire -and

coming this way -

in their heavily-armed

spaceship!

We're DOOMED! And I don't have a

single thing to wear! !

An invasion! Well! We'll just

have to get them before they get

us!

Aliens! Aliens!

The aliens are coming!

Aliens!

Help! The aliens are after us! !

The aliens are coming!

AAH...

Oooooofffff!

Uhh...

Has anyone here seen any of

these terrible aliens?

Well, er, no.

But they're mean, monstrous, and

hideous looking!

If you haven't seen them, how do

you know what they look like?

HE told me!

And someone else told him.

Sounds like you Mushroomers are

spreading Mush-Rumors!

But I saw them! They had a

bizzare vehicle!

And they wore strange outfits!!

They had four eyes! They even

had hair on their heads --yuk!

Oh, sorry, Mario.

Bet you a jar of marinara sauce

these "aliens" are Real-Worlders

like Luigi and me!

They were alien monsters,

I tell you!

Luigi, we better check this out!

When those aliens are in range -

Koopa them with everything

we've got!

No way those aliens are gonna

take over our Kingdom,

right, King-Dad?

Forget the Kingdom!

I just want to save my own scaly

skin!

Did you figure out where we are

yet, Dad?

Well I'm pretty sure it's not

Iowa, maybe it's Nebraska...

Maybe we're in wild Waldo's

"one-of-a-kind" amusement park!

I was right, Luigi.

They are humans!

And here comes inhuman trouble!

The Doom Ship!!

It's blasting that

Real World family!

Those poor people are goners!

wait! You can't do this! I

belong to the Auto Club!

Hang on!

We'll get you out of here!

Boy, Dad, I'm sure glad you

brought us here!

Yeah, this is the best Amusement

Park we've ever been to!

Dad, look!

Don't those marble-brain Mario

Brothers know they're helping

aliens?!

Yeah! Serves 'em right if those

twenty-foot tall aliens

ate 'em up with their sword-like

teeth!

It's funny but those yukky

aliens look a lot like, well,

humans...

Of course, ditzhead, that's the

first trick a sneaky alien

plays.

I bet the aliens took on human

form to trick the Mario Brothers

into helping them.

But I'll out-trick them all!

Chain-Chomps away!

Ooh! Ahh!

♪I have a passion for the

latest fashion! ♪

♪I dress the part wherever

I may be! ♪

♪When I'm underwater ♪

♪I wear what I ought'er ♪

♪To wipe out the enemy! ♪

♪In my Frog Suit! (ribbit) ♪

♪I can dive down deep!

(ooh) ♪

♪In my Frog Suit! (ribbit) ♪

♪I can lunge and leap!

(ooh) ♪

♪Hour by hour ♪

♪A tower of power ♪

♪Whenever I'm bein' a frog!

(croak, croak) ♪

♪In my Frog Suit! (ribbit) ♪

♪I can dive down deep!

(ooh) ♪

♪In my Frog Suit! ♪

♪I can lunge and leap! ♪

♪Hour by hour ♪

♪A tower of power ♪

♪Whenever I'm bein' a frog!

(croak, croak) ♪

♪I am able to win when I have

a plan! (come on, yeah) ♪

♪I swim like a frog ♪

♪But I think like a man!

(ribbit, ribbit, ribbit) ♪

♪In my Frog Suit! (ribbit) ♪

♪I can dive down deep! ♪

♪In my Frog Suit! (ribbit) ♪

♪I can lunge and leap! ♪

♪Hour by hour ♪

♪A tower of power ♪

♪Whenever I'm bein' a frog!

Yes! (ribbit) ♪

That repulsive reptile captured

the Real Worlders!

I'll bet you three spaghettis to

one lasagna he's taking them to

Kastle Koopa!

Okay, aliens! You can't fool us!

Yeah! Turn back into your

twenty-feet tall, snake-spewing,

four-eyed, monstrous real

selves!

Dad, what's going on? This green

geezer is really bizotic!

I think I'd rather be back home!

Are you wild Waldo? Because if

you are,

this is no way to run an

amusement park!!

I don't know what you are, or

where we are,

but I'm reporting you to my

Travel Agent!

Daddykins! The aliens are still

trying to trick us by staying in

human form.

Do something!

Don't worry, sis.

We'll trick them,

Right, Kootie Pie.

We'll trick them!

How're we gonna

trick 'em, Kooky?

I'll run 'em through my new

Transmutational Brain Wave

Analyzer

and we'll learn all their secret

plans to conquer the Mushroom

Kingdom.

When we know all their plans,

we'll use them ourselves!

A brilliantly treacherous son!

What more could

a villian ask for?

It figures Dad would take us

someplace that turned out to be

rank!

Next year, can we go some place

that's popular?!

I've had just about enough of

this!

This is not fun any more!

Quick, Luigi! Make sure

Kooky's invention can't hurt

them!

Follow me and I'll get you to a

Warp Zone so you can go home.

Warp Zone? What are you talking

about? Who are you?

Are you Uncle Waldo?

This is all highly irregular.

I demand an explanation.

Later, Norman. Let's just get

out of here!

I'll explain on the way.

Hurry! We left the engine

running in your station wagon.

Just drive in and it'll take you

back to the Real World.

Have a safe trip, everybody!

Thanks for all your help!

Look us up if you ever come to

Witchita!

The aliens are gone!

Who cares if the aliens are

gone?

Kooky got all their secret plans

right out of their brains!

Uh,..sorry, King-Dad. My

Analyzer says they really were

Real World People!

Whattt!

Yeah. They were planning to go

to wild Waldo's amusement Park.

Then who started the rumor they

were aliens?

He did!

Are we there yet?

This is Kooparific!

I can do even more bad in my

Doom Sub than in my Doom Ship!

Soon, the underwater world of

Mertropolis will be

Kooptropolis! Ha ha!

Just one problem, King Pop,

those pesky Mario brothers...

...are right on our tail.

Rocky Wrenches to your battle

stations!

Enemy plumbers 'sighted!

What do you say we throw a

wrench or two in Koopa's works!

Hey Koopa! We're taking you

down!

No problem!

I got everything under control!

I'm the Captain of this Sub!

Whoa!!!

Look out, Princess!

My frog-suit's been covered by a

block of cement!

Hey!

What's a cement suit to a guy

who swims better than most fish?

I can't breath!

I can't swim! I can't breath!

I can't hang on... Save me!

Sheesh, Holy Mackerel!

The name's Holly Mackerel, not

Holy Mackeral!

I'm the Mermaid Princess of

Mertropolis!

Follow me!

Oh that's better! I'm not like

you frogs.

I can't breathe the air!

The only problem is everything

looks so fuzzy!

Mario, Mario! Speak to me!

Hop to it everyone! Come on!

Hurry! We've got to get the

water out of his lungs!

Out with the bad air, in with

the good!

Out with the bad air... in with

the good.

Poor Sweet Frog!

Someone turn off the water!

Oh boy, what a nightmare.

I dreamed I was drowning!

It was horrible!

I was saved by the most hideous,

disgusting creature...

You're safe now, my dream boat!

Nooo! Somebody wake me up,

quick!

Holy Mackerel!

That's Holly Mackerel!

And my royal fortune teller told

me a handsome frog Prince would

be hopping into my life.

And here you are!

Maam! Lady! Fish! Whatever you

are, you're great for saving me,

but I'm no Frog Prince! What I

am is leaving!

Playing hard to get, Huh?

Come out, come out, where ever

you are!

I'd rather face a thousand

Koopas than one mermaid mackarel

with marriage on her mind!

But ya can't run from your

problems forever.

Oh, I found you at last!

Oh, dear! You're not my Frog.

It's so hard to see through this

fishbowl!

Pst! Over here, Mackerel!

Yes, my gorgeous green hunk?

I'm sorry! I'm sure you're a

swell fish, but you,

and I, we're just not each

other's type!

But froggy!

No but's, I gotta go!

C'mon. Let's get out of here.

Oh, no! No! No!

Mario, what's the matter?

That's the way home!

I... I... I can't go back out

there into the water!

I... I... I'm afraid!

Hey Mario, use your noodle!

If you stay here, that mermaid

will never stop chasing you!

She wants to marry you!

I'd rather marry a fish than

swim with one, Luigi!

King Mackerel! People of

Mertropolis!

You have twenty minutes to

surrender... or I will destroy

your city!

Now he's gonna fix us!

We gotta stop that Krazy Koopa!

Sizzling sea serpents, Princess!

Oh I am glad to see you and the

Mario Brothers!

You gotta save us!

IIII'd really like to help you,

King Mackerel, bbbbut...

What'sa matter? You aren't

afraid of King Koopa are you?

Of course I'm not afraid of

Koopa!

I'm afraid of the water!

Don't worry, King Mackerel,

we'll save Mertropolis somehow!

You do that and your every

fish-wish is my command!

Yipes! Water!

Come on, Mario!

Time to get your sea-legs back!

We'll be right here with you!

You can do it!

All right! I'm corning in!

One for the money. Two for the

show. Three to get ready!

And ... no way I can go!

I'm just too chicken

to be a frog!

You can't let your fears stop

you, Mario.

The Boomerang Brothers!

Koopa's invading Mertropolis!

Quite a feat, eh Princess?

Marvelous feat, Luigi!

But we've got more Koopas to

koop up!

How about a game of leap

frog, Mario?!

You're history, Koopa-breath!

You may have stooped my troopas,

but you won't stop me!

That was just the first wave

of my att*ck!

Wave?!! Did he say wave?!

Where?! Where?!

Calm down! Calm down! Don't

worry, Mario.

You stay here, we'll stop the

Doom Sub!

Oh sure, don't worry.

I'll just stay here and be a

lily-livered frog forever!

Mario!

Oh, I knew it! You cared so much

for me, you couldn't leave.

Oh have you been working out?

Your frog belly's as solid as

steel!

Mario! Did you hear that?!

Koopa's preparing to att*ck!

Don't worry, King Mackerel, my

brother and the Princess will

take care of him.

Huh?

Oh Daddy, this is the Frog

Prince I told you about!

Prepare the royal wedding.

Dumdumdumdum!

Look, Pop. it's that meddelsome

Luigi, the Princess, and Toad!

Those lunk-heads will never

learn! Fire the Nasty Nets!

Look out for Koopa's Nasty Nets!

Whoah... oh no!

Our clams are really fried now!

Mariooo!!!

Mario, I'm going to invite all

of Mertropolis to our wedding!

Now that's something

to be scared of!

Can't you just see it...

We'll make such a lovely couple!

Hmmm... I wondered where that

meathead Mario was!

Now hear this, Mario!

You have my congratulations on

getting married!

And to show you what a nice guy

I am, I'm gonna throw you"a

wedding shower!

I can't just hide under the

table! I gotta' do something!

Come on, Mario!

That creep Koopa's got the

Princess, Toad and Luigi.

Scared or not, I've gotta do

something!

Brave men die a single death.

Cowards marry fishhead

mermaids!

♪I'll tell you a tale ♪

♪Listen if you wish ♪

♪It's about a lady who was

partly fish ♪

♪She met a plumber ♪

♪Who flipped her fins ♪

♪And that's precisely how our

story begins ♪

♪Never kiss a mermaid ♪

♪Cuz if you do ♪

♪The mermaid's gonna

wanna marry you! ♪

♪Hey, now listen up here! ♪

♪The mermaid only wanted

to spend her life ♪

♪Livin' underwater as the

plumber's wife ♪

♪The plumber swam away

from the deep blue sea ♪

♪Saying: "being with a mermaid

isn't right for me!" ♪

♪Never kiss a mermaid ♪

♪Cuz if you do ♪

♪The mermaid's gonna

wanna marry you! ♪

♪Never kiss a mermaid ♪

♪Cuz if you do ♪

♪The mermaid's gonna wanna

marry you! ♪

I'll get you for this,

Mariooooo...

I bestow on you the Medal of

Mertropolis for your bravery!

Mario, my love!

Time to put on your wetting day

fishbowl.

I can't marry him, Daddy! He's,

he's the ugliest looking frog

I've ever seen!

I told you all aiong we were

wrong for each other!

Phew! For a while there I

thought I was sunk!

Come on, let's get out of here

before Holly gets over her fear!