01x11 - Up, Up and a Koopa; 7 Continents for 7 Koopas

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

Toad, I thought you were going

to fix me a bowl of healthy

bran?

Ran out.

But I found some wholesome hay.

Well at least the pancakes look

edible.

Yeah. They're really light!

Luigi! What's going.

Huh? Help! What is this?!

What's goin on.

Yow!

Since the Princess won't turn

over her Kingdom, I'll pull it

up by the Roots.

The new Koopa-Doopa Raiser-Upper

is working perfectly!

Of course it's perfect! After

all, I invented it!

You did a fine job, Kooky.

I always knew you were brighter

than you looked.

Soon everything in Mushroomland

will be levitated up to Sky

World!

And no one can stop us, 'cause

we have the Sky World's ruler,

Emperor Ed, locked in the brig!

This is an outrage!

When my people find out you

captured me, they'll revolt!

They're extremely revolting

people!

Eeek!

Well there goes the

neighborhood!

What could be causing it???!

Beats me. But we've got to stop

it right away or I'm gonna hit

the ceiling!

This is terrible!

Everything is going up!

Even the ice cream man!

Heh, Tell him I want a root beer

float!

There's important stuff going on

here, Luigi!

sorrry!

Looks like I'm starting to get a

rise out of the Mushroom

Kingdom!

I'll give the Raiser-Upper more

juice!

No!

You'll overload it, and -

You can't bounce me around like

this!

I tell you I won't stand for it!

I won't sit down for it, either!

Huh? Whoah! Eeek! Oooof!

...Well this is more like it!

Gracious!

I heard of falling asleep, but

this is ridiculous!

Emperor Ed flew the Koopa coop!

Rats! Everything's going wrong!

Boy, King Dad, you really did a

job on my Koopa-Doopa

Raiser-Upper!

Now it's a real downer!

Never mind what I did, Kooky!

Just fix it!

Wonder what that was all about?

Well, whatever it was, it's

over!

Eeeeeaaaaaaaahghh!!!

Toad! Are you all right?

Don't worry I'll get 'em in the

next round.

Emperor Ed! How nice of you to

drop in.

Princess! We're both in trouble!

King Koopa abducted me from my

castle.

He wants to levitate your

kingdom into

the clouds with his New

Raiser-Upper!

Well, Luigi, looks like we

better take Emporer Ed back to

Sky World.

And bring King Koopa

down to earth.

Hey, I found one!

We're in luck!

The last two Super Leaves in

this part of the forest!

Raccoon pooow - wwwer!!

Now we can fly to the Doom Ship

and trash Koopa's Raiser-Upper!

While you're doing that,

we'll tie down

everything we can!

In case Koopa starts

levitating again!

I really appreciate the lift.

My castle's the second cumulus

on the left.

Here's your stop!

Ooof! Thanks, I think!

Looks like Koopa's f*ring up the

Raiser-Upper again!

There. Now it has ten times its

original power.

Now I can have some real fun!

We'll sneak in here and

surprise those two lamebrains.

Surprise!

Well, well -You're just in time

to see the big show!

Looks like things are starting

to look up in Mushroom Land!

You won't get away with this,

Koopa!

But I will! The Princess has no

hope!

I know I've said this a zillion

times before but at last this

time for sure --

her people will rise up --and

her kingdom will be mine!!!!!

I can't believe it!

All the properties in Mushroom

Land are going sky high!

This is easier than pulling

teeth ---and just as much fun!

Hang loose, Luigi. I'll get us

out of here!

Hey, Rocky Wrench, all you gotta

do is open our cage and this

yummy chocolate bar is yours.

Then how about letting us borrow

one of your wrenches for a

minute?

Okay, that's it!

See if we ask you along on our

next plumbing job!

Hurry! Inside!

Mario and Luigi should have been

back by now - they must be in

trouble!

As usual.

Hidden somewhere in the basement

of my castle is a Golden Chest,

containing Golden Magic Wings!

We'll use them to fly to Sky

World and see what happened to

Mario and Luigi.

My gosh! Didn't anyone believe

in taking out the trash?

This looks like landfill heaven!

We've got to find the Secret

Chamber,

inside the Hidden Room at the

end of the Unknown Tunnel!

Okay. I'll search the left side.

Good. I'll go that way.

I think I'll juice it up to

quadradrupple power,

so we can finish the whole

kingdom off before dinner.

Quadradrupple power? Gee,

King-Dad, I don't think you

should -

Aw, lighten up! Learn to live a

little!

It's hopeless. All this junk!

Frankly, Princess I had no idea

you were such a secret slob.

Look, you can't expect me to

rule a kingdom and have time to

take out the garbage, too.

Look! The Secret Room!

No --it's the Hidden Chamber!

There's the Golden Box!

Let's get those Magic Wings!

It's really hard to control

these Raccoon power wings.

must look ridiculous.

Don't be so self conscious.

It's not like you're on

television with millions of

people watching you.

Now come one we've got to find

Mario and Luigi!

I hate to say it, but King Koopa

finally won out.

It looks like curtains for

Mushroomland.

And venetian blinds, too!

Kooky, put the Koopa-Doopa

Raiser-Upper on a*t*matic pilot.

As long as we're up here, I

might as well take over Skyland,

too!

Now hear this! I, the one and

only, extremely disgusting King

Koopa,

am your new ruler! From now on,

you will obey only me!

Now listen here, you big green

thing!

My people will never give in to

your demands!

That's right! Never! You tell

'em, Ed! Never! Noway.

We can watch the fun from here.

I set the Raiser-Upper to

"Chaos Mode!"

Good. Now things will really

start jumping!

♪Up in the air ♪

♪Lost in the sky ♪

♪Streaking through space ♪

♪Flying so high ♪

♪Caught by the wind ♪

♪Tumbling around ♪

♪What goes up may never come

down! ♪

♪Up in the air, ♪

♪Lost in the sky, ♪

♪Streaking through space, ♪

♪Flying so high! ♪

♪Caught by the wind, ♪

♪Tumbling around, ♪

♪What goes up may never come

down! ♪

Now you dizzy dimwits -- who are

you going to obey?

You, mighty Koopa!

Your wish is our command!

That's more like it!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hey! Mr. Rocky wrench!

Princess! Boy, are we glad to

see you!

Hey, there's my house!

That gives me an idea! C'mon -

let's grab the RaiserUpper and

take it over to Toad's House!

At last! Skyland and

Mushroomland are mine!

After all these years I'm

getting what I deserve!

You'll get exactly what you

deserve, Koopa!

Thieves! That's mine! Give it to

me!

Alright --you asked for it!

Crank it to full power,

we're levitating the Doom Ship

back to Koopa Kingdom!

Whoah! Yipe! This is all your

fault, Kooky!

Now, we'll put everything from

the Mushroom Kingdom back where

it belongs.

Alright! Mission accomplished!

Hmmmm. Where was I when we were

so rudely interrupted?

You were taking a small bite of

pancake and floating to the

ceiling.

Hey! This time I'll make sure

I'm too heavy to float!

What a great day for a swim!

There isn't a cloud in the sky!

Looks like you spoke too soon,

Princess!

That's the darkest rain cloud

I've ever seen!

Great Flooded Basements!

That's no rain cloud! Look!

It's Koopa's Doomship! Dive for

cover!

Big problems, King-Dad!

Our radiator's overheated!

My nerves are getting bad.

You know I get space sick.

And I just got this clunker back

from the repair shop!

We need some water fast -before

we're all blown to Koopdom come!

Quick, Activate the

Super-Slurp Pipe!

It's our last chance!

Those rotten reptiles are

slurpin' up our swimmin' hole!

Yeah --and we're gonna be

slurped right along with it, if

we don't hold on!

I can't hold on! I'm losing. my

grip!

Oh, no! I'm a slurpeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ouch! Eeek! Oooh! Hey!

It worked! The water cooled

things down just in time!

It was not just in time,

Cheatsy!

That rotten steam melted my

mascara!

There, there, Kootie Pie.

It'll be okay! I'll make it up

to you!

I've got a great idea for a

Koopa-caper!

Then what are we waiting for??!!

Let's hoist that hose and get

cracking!

Trouble City! Princess

Toadstool's been Koopnapped by

accident!

Come on!

We've got to get out of these

frog outfits and find Raccoon

power,

so we can fly after the Doom

Ship!

It's a good thing my crown is

wash-and-wear!

Now it's time to find out just

what those cruddy Koopas are up

to!

Hang on, my corrupt kiddies...

We're boogyin" outta the

Mushroom Kingdom

and barrelin' into

the Real World!

And to make sure those meddling

Mario Brothers don't follow us!

Kooky, activate the

Koopa-Klogger!

With pleasure, Pop!

My nifty new gizmo will block

every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom

Kingdom!

Come on, raccoons!

There's the Warp Pipe those

Princessnappin' Koopas went

through!

Ooofff! Yowwwww! Heyyyyy!

You see that??!!

The Warp Pipe's blocked by some

kind of force field!

There's no way to follow Koopa

and save the Princess!

I-Am a genius!!

My Koopa Klogger is sheer

brilliance!

Those pain-in-the-drain

plumbers won't spoil our

evil fun this time!

stop yer yackin' and start yer

packin'! We got a world to

Koopa-conquer!

The Real World's got seven

continents,

and I'm givin' one to each of

you to do with what you like!

Koop-Koop-Hurrah!

Koop-Koop-Hurrah!

Bully, you get to be the Beast

of the East in Asia!

Cheatsy, you show how low you

can go "down under" -

in Australia!

Kootie Pie, show the Old World

something new in NASTINESS.

Go be a plague on Europe!

Kooky, go wild in Africa!

Bigmouth, blow your hot air all

over Antarctica!

Hip, rediscover North America!

Be rotten from sea to shining

sea!

Hop, La bamba South America!

Give the Real World a kooping

it'll never forget!

I've gotta do something fast --

before those creepy Koopalings

take over the entire Real World!

If I can just switch off the

Koopa Klogger...

Surprise! Surprise!

A Princess like you in a place

like this...

Good thing the Koopa-Klogger has

an antigoody-good warning

device!

Prisoner!

Keep pullin'! Pull! Pull!

This time I think we got it!

Whoaaaaa! Ummphhhh! Whaaaaaaaa!

It's no good, Mario! We've tried

everything!

That Warp Pipe's blocked for

good!

You're right! That's the worst

clog I've ever seen!

Don't worry.

Princess Toadstool can handle

herself!

I'll bet she's got Koopastoopa

beggin' for mercy right now!

Nastier villains than you have

failed to conquer the Real

World!

You'll never get away with this!

I already am getting away with

this, little Miss Princess!

Look!

See what kind of fiendish

mischief my Koopalings are up

to!

What Koopa-catastrophe are you

causin' in Asia, Bully Koopa?

I'm paintin' graffiti allover

this wall, Green-Daddy!

Lousy lizards, Bully! Any stupid

airhead can slop graffiti

around.

But it's not just a wall, Pop.

It's The Great Wall of China!

Great! Great! Really Rotten!

Kooky, what's koopin' in Africa?

I've used my magic wand to turn

all the wild animals...

...into stuffed animals!

Cheatsy, what's goin' down "down

under" in Australia?

I've turned every human being

into a Kangaroo - except one!

And what'd you do with him?

We're throwing a shrimp on a

barbie!

And what about Antarctica,

Bigmouth?

I've made an abominable

SNOWKOOPA!

That's cold, Bigmouth!

I love it!

Kootie Pie, how are things going

in Europe!

I'ye used my magic wand to turn

all these stupid, ugly, useless

old paintings and statues into

something really beautiful.

Pictures of me!

There's the "Mona Kootie",

the "Birth of Kootie", and

"Kootie Descending a Staircase"!

And what's happenin' in North

and South America?

I've taken over all the TV

stations and am holding a

"Koopathon"!

I'm not goin' off the air until

everybody sends me all their

money!

And I'm turning the Amazon

forest into 'a parking lot!

Now all I need is

a zillion cars to fill it!

Nice goin', Koopa-Kids!

You've made your daddy so proud!

That's world class mischief!

How am I going to get out of

here?!

Hmmm... That Bob-omb looks like

he has a short fuse.

I'll bet you're a dud!

Bet you won't even explode!

Oh yeah, watch!

It worked! With the Koopa

Klogger caput, Mario and Luigi

can escape from the Mushroom

Kingdom and help me clobber

these Koopas!

♪Eye of the storm ♪

♪Headin' our way! ♪

♪Like it or not ♪

♪I need it to stay! ♪

♪Thundering down like fire and

ice! ♪

♪Watch where you walk ♪

♪Cuz lightning strikes twice! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! (yes) ♪

♪Nothin' can stop me, ♪

♪I conquer with force! ♪

♪Hittin' my target ♪

♪And stayin' on course! ♪

♪Coming on strong ♪

♪Gatherin' speed ♪

♪I do what I want ♪

♪To get what I need! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! (yes) ♪

♪Nothin' can stop me, ♪

♪I conquer with force! ♪

♪Hittin' my target ♪

♪And stayin' on course! ♪

♪Coming on strong ♪

♪Gatherin' speed ♪

♪I do what I want ♪

♪To get what I need! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! ♪

♪I'm a hurricane! ♪

The Koopas are high-tailing it

back to the Mushroom Kingdom!

Thanks to you, Princess

Toadstool!

You saved every continent of our

Real World from Koop-tastrophe!

After all the times you Super

Mario Brothers have saved the

Mushroom Kingdom,

it was the least I could do!