01x12 - True Colors; Recycled Koopa

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

Wake up, King Dad!

Time for your midnight sneak

att*ck on the Mushroom Kingdom!

We gotta wake him, Kooky!

This was his sinister scheme!

Ahhh

I-I-I'm awake! I'm ready! Let's

get 'em!

Oo.. well, Cheatsy, while Dad

takes his beauty sleep...

looks like we'll have to order

this att*ck!

Para-Goombas away!

We never would have lost if you

Koopaling Klowns had just tried

to wake me up!

Whose idea was this

midnight att*ck?

Your's King-Dad! You said the

early Koopa gets the mushroom!

Well, you never shoulda

let me say it.

Even at midnight, we can't b*at

the Mushroom People! They're too

united!

Calm down, King Dad.

Your cold Koopa blood is getting

over-heated!

You're right, Kooky. Besides

(yawns)

I never should keep me up past

my bedtime.

(SNORE)

You can't go to sleep yet, Pop.

I've got a super devious and

nasty plan. We'll divide and

conquer!

You mean set Mushroom against

Mushroom? It'll never happen.

I can make it happen.

My little Koopalings! Tell Papa

your plan (yawn) in the

morning. (snoring)

♪Zoomin' down town ♪

♪Down, down, down ♪

♪We changed our town ♪

♪Down, town, town ♪

♪Half will be red! ♪

♪Half will be blue! ♪

♪Brother and his brother ♪

♪Divided in two ♪

♪When the Koopas ♪

♪Paint the town! ♪

♪Yes (It's Salvador Dali) ♪

♪The paint of your kingdom ♪

♪Will be up against the wall!

(wall! Wall!) ♪

♪When folks of

different colors ♪

♪Can't get along at all!

(yeah) ♪

♪What's the matter

with you? ♪

♪We're Koopas! (yeah) ♪

♪Hey Botticelli, hand me a

paintbrush! ♪

♪Hear us vroom! ♪

♪Vroom, vroom, vroom ♪

♪To bring doom, doom, doom ♪

♪Doom, doom, doom ♪

♪Right from the start ♪

♪Up 'til the end! ♪

♪Neighbor fighting

neighbor ♪

♪Friend against friend! ♪

♪When the Koopas (Koopas) ♪

♪Paint the town! ♪

I'm a genius!. My "Koopa

color-goopa" worked perfectly!

Yeah! But did you have to spray

so early in the morning?

I didn't sleep a wink!

We've added the colorful

ingredients: now let's stir them

up!

I saw that. It was one of those

Red Mushrooms.

They're always doing mean stuff

like that.

RED Mushrooms?? Hmmm!

Darn "blues". They just don't

respect us "reds".

No respect! No respect!

I was walking here first, you

rippin red rupple!

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

My blue friend's right. He was

here first. I saw him.

My red friend was here first.

You rippin red rupple!

Yeah, you bumpus blue booble!

What's going on here?

This rupple says this street

should just be for reds.

This booble says only blues

should be allowed.

Oh, for mushroom's sakes!

You can both use this street

like you always have!

Tsk Tsk Tsk. To think those two

are cousins.

Let's go, Luigi. Maybe we can

straighten this out.

Come on, fellas. Fighting won't

solve anything.

The color you are doesn't

matter.

Oh yeah! Then how come you

pushed back the red guy and not

the blue?

Yeah. How come, Mario?

Luigi!

Everyone, please..We all know

Koopa's behind this!

It's no use, Princess.

They're all being

pigment-headed.

Let's drive those blues out of

the Kingdom!

Come on, Blues!

Let's have a big rumble and give

those Reds what they deserve.

Rumble! Rumble!

Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!

Meet you tomorrow morning and

settle this?

Tomorrow morning!

Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!

Get the Reds! Get the Blues!

Oh& this is terrible!

The Mushroom Kingdom is

splitting apart!

And with the Kingdom split,

King-Dad can be top banana!

We've gotta sneak into Kastle

Koopa

and find out what Koopa's up to

with his Color Goopa.

before the Mushroom Kingdom has

a Rumble that'll tear it apart!

Right! Let's go!

Oh no!!

I say left.

Well, I say right.

You go your way, I'll go mine.

Whoaaaaaaa!

Yaaaiii!!

Center!

Whoaaaaaaa!

Pipe number one

is the way to go!

I'll take pipe number two.

Ooohhh!! You're so stubborn now

that you're red, Luigi!

Oh yeah! Well, you're a blue

know-it-all!

Those Mushroom People are so

dumb!

Pipe number three.

Yeah! We got them to believe red

was better than blue and

vice-versa.

When everyone knows that Koopa

green is the sneakiest of all!

Let's get to that Rumble Kooky,

and heat a few Mushrooms to the

boiling point...

And then when they self-saute,

dear old King-Dad will waltz

right in and take over the

Kingdom!

We have been king-sized colossal

jerks!

Yeah, how could we be

so stupid?!

We fell in Koopa's trap!

Even when we know better, we let

our different colors drive us

apart.

Sorry, Luigi.

Sorry, Mario.

Hey!!

I just thought of a way we can

unrumble that Rumble.

Come on!

As soon as the Rumble begins, we

inv*de the Kingdom.

Gotcha', King-Dad -- we'll get

the Rumble started!

This Rumble stuff is kind of

scary.

I really gotta fight my own

cousin?

Come on. We're not yellow, we're

red.

Let's rumble!

Those red people used to be my

friends.

Umm maybe we should talk this

over...

Talk?! While the reds wipe us

out?

Look! They're headed this way.

CHARGE!

I hope we can get this

conquering over with so I can

take a nap!

(YAWNS)

Hold it! Emergency! The Princess

Toadstool needs you!

It'll take all of you to rescue

her!

She's trapped in a Warp Drain!

So what? She's not red!

She's not our Princess anymore.

She'll always be our Princess!

She's everyone's Princess!

Toad, where's the Princess?

Is she okay?

I'm right here, Baker.

And I'm fine now that all my

friends are off the b*ttlefield.

And the fact that you're all

here, reds and blues, shows your

true colors!

Yeah, no matter how you look,

you're all Mushroom people!

Cousin!

Brother!

Rats!

It's a trick, Red Mushrooms.

Are you going to forget all

those horrible things the blues

did?

What about those terrible things

the reds did?

Let's rumble.

Koopas!

We've been tricked!

Ahh! Dad! Hurry! att*ck!

We're in trouble! You're the

only one who can save us!

I think we'd better Koop-onout

of here!

Do you think everyone's colors

will ever fade back to normal?

Sure, they've already started.

But it doesn't matter anymore.

Everyone's learned that it's not

a person's color that counts --

It's the kind of person they are

inside!

Think they'll ever learn that

lesson in the Real World?

When humans get as smart as

mushrooms!

You Koopa kids

clean up this mess,

or you don't get to do anything

mean for a whole week!

You heard King-Dad. Get to work!

Yeah, I heard him.

Did you hear him? You're a lazy

bully, Bully!

If you don't help us, I'm gonna

tattle!

I'm doing the brain work,

Bigmouth!

Oh, no! I broke a nail!

This is no job for a someone as

magnificently beautiful as I.

You? Beautiful?!

I thought you were part of the

garbage, Kootie Pie!

All right! This is w*r!

Ooh!! Grrr!

Eat trash!

I hope you're making that junk

disappear!

We're on it, King!!

Presto! No more garbage!

What kind of person would throw

trash onto a beautiful garden?

"World's Repulsivest Reptile."

Koopa, that's who!!

This Koopa krud could k*ll the

whole Kingdom!

Well, what are we supposed to

do?

Wave a magic wand. and make it

all go away?

That's it!

We'll get a Koopa Kid's magic

wand, and send this trash back

to Koopa!!

See, King-Dad! See! We cleaned

up all the trash!

And I did the most.

He's lying. I did the most.

Who cares who did the most?

It's those meddling Mario

Brothers and that putrid

Princess Toadstool!

After 'em!!

Hey, let's get outta' sight

behind this knight!

Let's get out while the

gettin's good!

They've got Hip's magic wand!

Try to find a Super Leaf!

I'll get my Doom Ship and fly

rings around those Raccoons!

Looks like Koopa's

hot on our trail!

Whoa!!

I'd say he's hot on our tail!

Para-Goombas att*ck!!

You go high, I'll go low!!

That toxic Koopa trash is

polluting your whole garden,

Princess!

Ugh, we have to get rid of it

before it spreads through the

Kingdom and kills everything

off!

Give me back Hip's magic wand!

It's Koopa property and it's

rightfully mine!

You're right, Koopa!

We should give you back

what's yours!!

Garbage garbage on our stoop-a!

Get out of here

and go back to Koopa!!

No! I lost the wand!

Don't Mario! You'll get sucked

into the junk heap!!

Whaa!

Woah!!! Ughh.

Look at all this neat stuff you

got, King-Dad!

We used to have a lot of neat

stuff like this. But we got rid

of it. We ...

It's not neat stuff you

nincom-koop!

It's the same trash we had

before!

Now get rid of it!

And this time see it doesn't

come back!!

Well, that ought to teach Koopa

to keep his garbage to himself!

Never trust a Koopa unless you

check up on him!

ey! My oId plumber's periscope!

Just what we need to make sure

Koopa really did learn his

lesson!

Just like daddy always says.

if you want something done...

find someone else to do it!

Those Koopa Kids haven't learned

a thing!

They're contaminating someone

else's land now!

You better stop them!

Toad and I will stay here and

guard the Mushroom Castle

in case there's another garbage

att*ck!

Super Mario Trash Busters to the

rescue!!

Heave ho! Heave ho!

Boy, it's hard work making you

guys work hard!

Let's look down that drainpipe

and see where that trash is

going.

Whooa!

Ooof!!

What a mess! Am I glad

I don't live here!

Luigi! This is our home! It's

the Real World!

Koopa's garbage is polluting

Brooklyn!!!

Ay! this Koopa garbage is

starting to give me one big

headache.

Yeah well, that's nothing

compared to a headache like

Koopa himself!

Let's go tug that litterbug's

tail, Luigi!

Your trash dumping days are

through, Koopa!

Leapin' look-a-likes!

K-o-o-o-o-opa!

K-o-o-o-o-pa!

That toxic Koopa trash is

turning people into Koopa

Zombies!

There's "city hall". Maybe the

Mayor can help us!

But who's going to help the

Mayor?!

Oh Oh! Nobody'll re-elect me

looking like this! Not even in

New York!

Koopa! Kooopa!

Koooooopa! Koooooopa! Kooooopa!

We gotta' get rid of this Koopa

garbage before the whole Real

World gets Koopafied!

Kooooopa! Kooooopa! Kooooopa!

See, King-Dad! Those humans are

getting better-looking by the

minute!

Yeah, and they're calling for

you to be their leader!

Isn't that always the way?

Treat people lousy, dump garbage

on their heads,

and they'll follow you anywhere.

They...

You kids go keep that garbage

coming.

This is my chance to rule

what-used-to-be the Human

Kingdom!

Koooopa! Koooopa!

This is your leader speaking!

These are the Mario Brothers.

Find 'em and "waste em"! To the

winner goes the spoils!

Here's some "amm*nit*on" from

Darkland!

Trash those Mario Brothers!

Trash 'em!

Come on Luigi, looks like these

garbage ghouls want to bag us

like yesterday's litter!

♪We're pilin' up garbage in a

great big heap ♪

♪Stink City, USA! ♪

♪It smells so awful it can

make me weep ♪

♪Stink City, USA! ♪

♪Dumpin' down from

heaven above ♪

♪It's just an expression of

Koopa love! ♪

♪Stink City, USA! ♪

♪Stink City, USA! ♪

♪We're gonna spread slime over

everyone ♪

♪Stink City, USA! ♪

♪Never remember havin' so much

fun ♪

♪Stink City, USA! ♪

♪Meetin' the enemy

face to face ♪

♪Spillin' our garbage on the

human race! ♪

♪Stink City, USA! (yeah) ♪

♪Stink City, USA! (yeah) ♪

♪Stink City, USA! (yeah) ♪

♪Stink City, U-S-A! (P.U.) ♪

Pheeeew! Looks like another fine

mess Koopa's gotten us into.

Uh-oh Mario! What's big and

green and follows you everyWhere

you go?

Ummmm... A stray Christmas tree?

A Koopa tail!

Oh no! Luigi, we gotta get rid

of this trash before

it turns me all the way into a

Koopa!

Well, we tried magic the last

time and the garbage just came

back worse than' ever.

I think you're right, Luigi.

The garbage won't go away by

magic!

There's only one real solution

to this mess!

Are you thinking what I'm

thinking, Mario?

New York, New York! What a Koop

of a town!

Brooklyn is mine!

Now to take Manhattan, Queens.

Bronx with my new Crud Cannon!

It's a dirty job, but somebody

gets to do it!

Hey, we better get this Trash

Basher on the road, Mario!

But it's not finished!

And I'm almost

Koopafied!

Pleasssee snap out of it Mario.

You can't go Koopa Zombie on me!

You gotta' take charge, Luigi.

I'm fading fast... KOOOOPA...

KOOOOPA..

No, Mario! I'm your brother.

You stay here and I'll try to

save you!

The Trash Basher will get rid of

all the garbage.

Koopa! Kooooopaa!!

We hate that Koopa!

That's the last

of the trash, Mario!

I recycled it all!

And now you're being recycled!

Woaah!

I got plenty more garbage aboard

the Doom Ship,

you no-good neatniks!

And we've got plenty more ways

to recycle it!

Huh!! Get away from me, you

gargantuan garbage-guzzling

gizmo, you!

No way, Koopa! We're going to

stay right on your tail.

Yeah, til you learn to clean up

your trashy act.

Those Mario Brothers are super!