01x17 - Slowwww Going

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[Clock ticking]

[Alarm ringing]

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Those slowpoke sloths are the perfect bait for my Sonic trap!

Now jump down there and use my careful and scientific plan

to dismantle, destruct and destroy!

You first, Grounder.

You're older, you go first!

How about if both you micro-chips for-brains,

go at the same time!

[Both screaming]

Do you think maybe we shoulda opened our parachutes by now?

I think maybe should remember to wear them!

[Grunts]

We trashed the Sloth's Manor, Your Nastiness!

Yeah, we go horne now?

[Sighs]

This is embarrassing!

[Robotnik] Mobius' greatest genius reduced to a junk collector!

[Groans]

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Save...us...Sonic.

[Grounder] Trashing that sloth-place was fun, Dr. Robotnik.

Can we do it again?

That was just to get Sonic's attention.

Now you go back to Sloth City with my latest

brilliant invention.

What?

This old stove pipe?

[Clucks]

That stovepipe is a sub-atomic Slow-Go Beam w*apon.

Oh!

It drastically curtails molecular motion.

[Clucking]

Hey, it works!

It's already curtailed my motion!

[Clucking & screaming]

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[Clucking]

[Clucking]

It's not for you, you metal mess-up!

It's for Sonic!

It's the ultimate w*apon for catching that meddling

high-speed hedgehog!

[Clucking]

Uh, how's it work, Dr. Robotnik?

It sh**t a Slow-Motion beam that'll slow him

to Sloth Motion!

[Evil laugh]

It's powered by this Mobian Megacrystal

that took me nine years to make!

Now, remember, just sh**t the Slow-Motion Beam at Sonic.

It'll slow him down for exactly one hour,

plenty of time for you to capture him!

Then we squish him and squash him into a tiny sonic lint ball?

No!

Then you call me to pick him up!

Is that clear?!

Okay!

[Overlapping speech]

Break it up or you're both fired!

Both fired?

Yes, Sir, your Supreme-ness!

[Cackles]

Come back in exactly one hour, so I can dismantle you.

Sonic... promised... he'd... be... here... fast.

Here... we are... sonic... stop!

Your S.O.S. didn't tell me the half of it.

You really got Robotnik-ed!

[Sonic] Looks like your family's in shock.

No, They're this... way... all... the... time.

Let's figure out how to fix this place.

Take some notes, would ya, Tails?

Remodel, re-enforce.

Two main braces, four standing joists,

three cross beams...

...twenty-four hundred board feet divided by four sloths,

one warpin' hedgehog...

...and one two-tailed hero-in training.

Right!

Now let's see.

Should take about ten minutes, tops.

Now let's check the notes.

I'm only four and a half years old.

I don't know how to write yet!

I'm... older.

Really? What's your name?

Rocket...

Hi, Rocket.

I'm... the... fastest... sloth... on... Mobius...

[Whirring]

Wanna...see?

Hey!?

See?

Now that's fast!

No time for hangin' out, g*ng.

Let's get fixin!

I'll saw, you haul.

It's an assembly line!

Let's rock 'n' roll, Rocket!

I'm...rocket...ing!

Whoah!

This isn't workin'!

Now somebody send me up another board!

Look, Rocket.

You can do what Sonic did.

Use your head!

O...kay!

Yow!

[Tails] I didn't mean use your head for real!

Nice try, Rocket!

[Screams]

Wanna...see..it...again?

That's okay.

You stay here and be look-out.

Just sound the gong if you see anything.

O...kay...

If you see trouble!

[Snoring]

Hey! Hear that sawin'?

Sounds like the Sloth family finally got movin!

[Sonic] Not!

Dr. Robotnik's gonna recycle you when that slo-mo ray wears off.

Not if I catch Sonic first.

[Whooshing in distant]

What's that noise?

Us arguing.

[Gasps]

Hedgehog ahead!

Dr. Robotnik was right.

Sonic came to help the Sloths.

Let's get him!

-Gimme that! -My turn.

You zapped Dr. Robotnik.

I did?

Uh...oh

....Trouble.

Hold still, lug nut.

We'll practice on that little Sloth in the tree.

[Screams]

Oh, missed!

Nice gongin', Rocket. What's the trouble?

Duck!

What was that?!

We're under Badnik-att*ck!

Lemme...at...em...

Stay put, Rocket!

I gotta fortify!

I could tell you guys, "Don't move,

I'll take care of it", but why waste my breath?

Tails! You watch over the sloths while I get rid of the Badniks

Faster, you bucket of bolts!

Hard left!...Right!...U-turn!

Hey, there's the Hedgehog!

Did I see what I saw, or what?

Aw, stop complaining!

It's my turn to be on top!

Well at least turn off your treads!

Gotta see if that zapper does what I think.

Give it your best sh*t, and try aimin' this time!

[expl*si*n]

Yep!

That zapper's slo-mo's stuff!

You missed again, you miserable meat-grinder.

How can I slow him down if he won't slow down

so I can zap him?!

Can't you rotten robots do anything right?!

Oh!

Guess that means the hour's up and his slo-mo ray wore off!

He's probably not mad anymore.

Want to bet?

Quick, we better zap Sonic!

-Mine, gimme that! -No, let me!

Uh-oh!

[Angry roar]

You're... robojunk ...see... you...in...an...hour.

[Grunts]

That slo-mo zapper really works!..

[Sonic] Gotta make sure the Sloths are safe,

then I gotta stop 'em!

Can...we...come...out...now... Sonic?

Not til I've scratched Grounder and grounded Scratch!

C'mon, Tails!

I don't get it.

How do we catch Sonic with an inflatable schoolhouse?

Oh, Grounder, it's so simple.

sonic slows down for the fake school zone.

Then we zap him.

Whoah!

Sub-sonic speed.

School zone ahead.

I smell a 'bot plot.

Want me to get the Tails-Eye View?

I got a better way to check it out.

Do you see Sonic yet?

Naw, just a dumb school-crossing guard.

[Scratch] Lemme see.

You rust-bucket!

That's no crossing guard!

That's Sonic, get him!

Tornado drill, kids.

Tornado? What tornado?!

A Sonic tornado!

-Hey! -No!

[Screaming]

[Grounder] Help!

[Scratch clucking]

[Exploding]

What am I doing in here?

Simple. Sonic can't resist a Sloth in distress.

Here he comes.

Act like you're in trouble!

Act? What's my motivation?

[Scratch] This!

Ooch, ouch, ow!

Hey, you bent my capacitor!

Ooch, ouch!

Hurt-- Oh, pain!

What's the problem, big guy?

Did your arm fall asleep before the rest of you?

Sonic, It's a trap!

Get back!

I'll--

[Screams]

...save you...Go!

[Sonic] Warn... Sloths.

-Gotcha! -Gotcha!

-We captured Sonic! -We captured Sonic!

[Gasps]

-We won! -We won!

[Insane laughter]

Oh, no!

I'm done for!

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[Cackling]

We've got Sonic catatonic, your nastiness.

And we slowed him down, too!

[Garbled shouting]

What did he say?

"I'll be...there...soon...to.. finish off... the..hedgehog..."

[Both laughing]

We've got to help Sonic.

Ready...when...you...are...

No offence, Rocket.

But we've gotta rescue him in this lifetime.

You can...do...it...

Just use...

your... head.

[Screams]

[Groans]

You could use your own advice, Rocket.

You stay and keep the family from doing anything hasty.

I'm goin' after Sonic.

Gotta...get...

movin'...

[Scratch] Hey, Jail-hog!

[Scratch cackles]

Run over here and get your lunch..

[Scratch] What's the matter?

Is the food too fast for ya?

[Cackles]

[Chuckles]

Maybe the slowpoke's on a diet.

[Grounder laughing]

Why don't we just skip to dessert?

Hey!

[Laughs]

Catch this!

[Cackles]

[Both laughing]

Most fun I've had in years!

Yeah!

Whatcha gonna do with your share of the reward?

Hire Dr. Robotnik to build a replacement for you!

Let Sonic go or I'll slo-mo ya!

[Whirring]

[Grounder gasps]

[Grounder] The crystal broke!

So? I'll just put it back and slo-mo the brat!

You're gonna join your pokey friend in that cage!

[Tails gasps]

[Grunts]

[Screams]

Tails...

save...

yourself...

Go!...

I just gotta go back.

And this time, I won't let" them trick me.

I'll slo-mo them both and save Sonic.

I'll...go..too...

You can't, Rocket.

You're just too slow.

No...I'm...not...Watch.

[Screams]

Wow, I'm faster 'n ever!

The slo-mo is a fast-mo!

It must have happened when the crystal broke.

Too bad.

Now we won't be able to slow down the Badniks and free Sonic!

It's even better!

Now we can get a whole g*ng and out-speed 'em!

What're we waitin' for? Let's boogie!

I never thought I'd say this,

hey, wait for me!

-Huh?! What's that?! -Huh?! What's that?!

Incoming sloths!

Hey, watch it!

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Get 'em!

[Clucking]

I-- can't!

They're too fast!

[Grunts]

I always wondered what this thing was for.

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We'll work fast and keep 'em busy while you save Sonic!

I gotta zap Sonic back to his old self!

Wow, way to go, bro'!

[Grunts]

Nice backhand!

Thanks, what's the score?

We got; four, they got zip!

We're winning.

[Cackling]

[Sonic] Game's just startin', guys!

Hey, how'd you get out?

Relax, Grounder.

No slowpoke Hedgehog's gonna bother us!

Slowpoke?!

Up, over and streakin'!

-Hey, watch out! -Hey, watch out!

..What's he doing?

Where'd he go?

Whoah!

Hey, get offa me!

Gotta get my exercise!

Whoah

Let's show Scratch your great forehand!

[Both screaming]

[Screaming & yelping]

[Screaming]

The world is spinning!

I've never been so dizzy!

[Groans]

[Grunts]

[Screams]

[Clucking]

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Fast work, Sonic.

Couldn'ta done it quicker myself!

Thanks, Rocket!

Couldn't've happened without you and Tails!

Hey, Sonic, what'll we do with this?

[Robotnik] Hey! You little double-tailed trouble-maker!

What're you doing with my priceless invention?

Give it back!

You heard the man, Tails.

Let him have it!

No, don't sh**t!

You'll make me slow again!

Wanna bet?

[Screams]

Gotta make sure this doesn't fall into

Robotnik's hands again.

[Cheering]

Stop, I can't take this for an hour!

I get speed sick!

I'll get Sonic for this!

Hey, where'd that mountain-top corne from?

No, stop!

[Screams]

[Groans]

I-hate-that-hedgehog!

Sonic, they're so sloooowww!

Everyone has something special to offer.

You... are... standing... in... quicksand.

Quicksand?! Yikes!

Don't panic.

Move... slowly... and you'll... be... okay.

Phew!

Even you can learn something from a sloth!

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