01x12 - Blank-Headed Eagle

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[Clock ticking]

[Alarm ringing]

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[Scratch] Hang on, Edgar will save you!

G'wan, Ellie, call for help!

Oh, no!

An avalanche!

[Gasps]

[Rocks rumbling]

[Gasps]

And a forest fire!

Oh, help! Save me!

[Whirring]

-Yay! -Yay!

What's that?

This looks like a job for,

Edgar Eagle, Champion of the Skies!

-All right, Edgar! -All right, Edgar!

Relax, Ellie!

It takes more than a few rocks to faze Edgar Eagle!

[Rocks rumbling]

[Grunting]

Ah, there!

Now, if you'd like to make a wish...

[Inhales]

[Blows air]

Oh, Edgar, my hero!

Whoah!

Did you see that?

Smashed 'em into pebbles!

Yeah!

Wouldn't it be great to be like him?

What's going on here?

Uh, uh-- We were just, ah--

waiting for the news, Your Nastiness!

Yeah, that's right!

We wanted to see if we did anything rotten today!

Silence!

-Yes, Your Rottonness! -Yes, Your Rottonness!

How many times do I have to tell you dingbots to do something

useful with your spare time?

Like kissing my feet.

[Kissing]

Alright, dingbots!

Break time is over!

We've got a Hedgehog to hunt!

[Clank]

[Groaning]

He called me a dingbot!

And you said he didn't love me!

Okay.

Why don't we have a race?

Whoever catches Sonic first is the one the Master loves best!

Oh! And I'm the fastest, so if I were you,

I'd quit now!

[Chuckles]

Anybody can be fast if they have tracks!

[Edgar on tv] Tired of being slow as a tortoise?

Why be a slowpoke, when you can experience the thrill of

faster than eagle flight?

How? How, how? How? How?

Tell me, how, tell me how!

For your easy to build Eagle-copter kit,

just send one thousand mobiums to Edgar Eagle,

Box Mobius City Studios.

And if you hurry, you'll receive an authentic

Edgar Eagle scarf and helmet set, free!

[Chuckles]

You've had it, hedgehog!

[Shattering]

Hmmm!

Now I'm supposed to fit tab A into slot Z.

[Screams]

[expl*si*n]

[Groans]

Or was that slot X ?

Now attach the parabolic matrix to the dooky to the oscillator

frammis and turn two full turns clockwise.

No problem!

Whew!

One more turn.

Help!

Help!

[Screaming]

[expl*si*n]

'Easy to build,' hah!

This thing better zap Sonic, good!

Now, all I have to do is start'er up.

[Engine revving]

[Whirring]

[Screaming]

[Crash]

Boy, oh, boy!

Whatta day, huh, kid?

It's awful peaceful, Sonic!

It's good for ya, little guy!

Makes ya appreciate the simple things,

like, like fresh jalapeno's on your chili dog!

Now I get it!

You think Farmer Peck will give us a chili dog?

Could be he sure was hot to get us out here!

I wonder why he sounded so worried?

He must be one of those jumpy types!

What could go wrong out here?

Cows mooin', birds singin'.

Bees buzzin',

buzzin' real loud!

[Whirring]

Eat flaming egg bombs, hedgehog!

[Cackles]

[g*nf*re's]

Oops!

[Scratch] Come back here, you prickly pest!

Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

All right, Buddy, pullover!

Aw, come on, officer!

What'd I do wrong?

Let's go, buddy!

Down!

Aw, fudge!

Operating an Eagle-copter without a seat belt,

operating an Eagle-copter without enough brains to run

a little red wagon.

Now, wait a minute, officer!

No, you wait a minute!

You robot chickens make me sick!

Get a couple of pints of motor oil in you and suddenly

you're tough guys!

Okay mister, you chill right there!

Golly, officer, how long?

Till you got a clue, geek!

Oh no! It's you!

Okay, hedgehog!

It's payback time!

[Cackles]

I'll blow him to smithereens!

I'll blast him to kingdom come!

Complimentary chili dog, sir?

[Munching]

[Screaming]

Sorry, sir, no smoking!

[Muffled screaming]

Beginning our approach to Mobius International!

Egg-b*mb Cannons in an upright position!

Happy landings!

[Whooshing]

I'll get you, Sonic!

[g*nf*re's]

[Whimpering]

[Crashing & rumbling]

I think he's gonna need a new paint job!

Let's glide, Clyde!

[Whooshing]

My goodness, what happened?

[Goofy laugh]

Something happened?

Who are you, sir?

Hah!

It takes more than an unscheduled landing

to stop Edgar Eagle!

Oh, I just hope Sonic gets here.

I'm startin' to wish I'd said yes to that Robotnik feller!

Sorry we're late, Farmer Peck!

You oughta slow down, son!

Gotta hop, Pop!

That's what makes me Sonic!

Now, how can we help?

So then this Robotnik feller offers me two mobiums

for my whole farm!

Good thing you didn't take 'em.

They were probably counterfeit!

He said he was going to build the biggest robot factory

on Mobius, right in the middle of my farm!

What about it, Sonic, can you help me?

Do blue hedgehogs have red sneakers?

[Whooshing]

[Robotnik] Haha!

At last, I've got him!

The spiny little sap!

Does he think he can sneeze at a genius of my calibre?

Yeah!

He could spread germs!

Moron!

Get me the device.

[Chuckles]

It almost hurts being so brilliant!

Do you 'know what this is, chips-for-brains?

Um--

At last, villains will be able to protect their heinous gizmos

from busybodies like Sonic!

I get it!

You'll change their channels!

Numberskull!

It's the remote for the Robotnik Diabolical Machine Alarm!

Observe.

[Device beeping]

Hmm!

Be fun ta thrash 'em with the good old Triple Spin.

Nah!

Better put 'em in reverse so they'll clean this mess up!

[Robotnik] Attention!

These vehicles are off limits to unauthorized hedgehogs!

Trespassers will be subjected to mindless v*olence!

Take a hike, Lardnik!

On second thought.

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Hmm.

This calls for Plan B!

There!

All ya need is a little strategy!

[Robotnik] Minefield activated!

[expl*si*n]

I hope Sonic's all right!

That Robotnik's a menace!

My sneaker came untied!

Look who I found down by the barn!

Oh, I'll bite, Henrietta.

Who?

Now, Papa!

You know who he is, he's a big star!

-A star? -A star?

Yes, Edgar Eagle!

Can't you see his official helmet and scarf?

He told me all about himself!

What a hero!

Gee, Sonic, what's with Scratch?

Offhand, I'd say he's totally tweaked!

[expl*si*n in distant]

Oh, oh! Robotnik's machines!

[Weeping]

Oh, Papa!

Where will we go?

Don't worry, Ellie!

This is a job for, Edgar Eagle!

Oh, no!

He'll get us blown to smithereens!

I've gotta stop that misguided chicken!

Before he blows us all up!

[Whooshing]

It takes more than a few toy trucks to faze Edgar Eagle!

Now get those machines out of here before I lose my temper!

That dimbot!

I'm going to reprogram him as an umbrella stand!

Looks like Big Brother finally popped a transistor!

Hey, Scratch!

Hmm!

Looks like Scratch finally did something useful!

Come back here, ya silly cluck, those machines'll fry ya!

Are you addressing me, sir?

Stop foolin' around, willya?

Those things are dangerous!

Hah!

Danger is Edgar Eagle's middle name!

Scratch did something useful?

Use your lenses, pinhead!

He lured Sonic right into a trap!

Now I'm going to set the machines' weapons systems

to maximum power.

[Evil laugh]

This is the kind of thing that makes being

a rotten villain worthwhile!

Very well!

I'll have to turn off these machines myself!

Sayonara, Sonic!

But, but, Your Grossness!

You'll blow up Scratch, too!

Pity!

[Hysterical screams]

Oh!

[Stutters]

Oh Edgar, darling!

Are you all right, Edgar?

Gee, Sonic, he thinks he's that Eagle guy on TV!

I'm afraid Edgar Eagle isn't what he used to be!

I should have rescued you!

No problemo, Edgar.

But let me ask ya somethin'.

Whattaya remember about a guy called Dr. Robotnik?

Uh, somehow, the name sounds familiar!

Uh, Robotnik-- uh, Robotnik, uh--

Yeah, he's a fat nogoodnik!

Wait a minute! Fat?

Yes-- And ugly!

Whoah, Little Bro'.

I got a bump'n idea!

Come on.

[Whooshing]

[Struggling]

Tighter!

Pull that corset tighter, you clutch-bot.

I have to look my best for the opening of my new robot factory.

[Snaps]

[Grounder groaning]

[Zapping]

That's right!

And this Robotnik guy has a big fortress near here,

and, and--

Don't stop now!

And he keeps the key under the unwelcome mat!

Now how did I remember that?

The machines are going crazy!

If we don't stop them in a hurry,

we're done for!

[Screaming]

There hasta be some kind of gadget in Robotnik's lab

that turns them off and on!

Yes, there is!

I remember a remote control.

All right!

I knew he was gonna come in handy!

Listen, uh Edgar, how would you like to take us

to Robotnik's fortress and help us find this gadget?

To save Ellie and her folks from disaster?

I'm your eagle!

I'm corning too, you wonderful bird!

And don't say no!

But, but, but Ellie--

Someone oughta stay and look after your folks, Henrietta!

I'm sure Tails wouldn't mind!

Would you?

Are you serious?

Of course I'd mind!

I sure wish I could remember how I know so much

about this crook Robotnik!

Oh, it'll come back ta ya!

Not too soon, I hope!

There it is!

[Grunts]

[Henrietta] Huh.

It certainly could use some nice curtains!

[Shushing]

From here on in we'd better tiptoe!

[Robotnik] Sonic again?

And that circuit-blown Scratch?

This time I'm really going to nuke those pests!

[Phone ringing]

[Whirring]

[Angry grumbling]

[Laughing]

Of course. Your Putridness!

They'll never know what hit 'em!!

[Laughs]

[Whirring]

[Henrietta] Oh, look!

Edgar, darling, have you got five mobiums?

There's something wrong here.

Yeah, five mobiums is way high for a chili dog!

It's not that.

-That's it! -What?

It's one of Robotnik's traps!

[Chuckles]

So long, suckers!

Glad ya remembered!

[Henrietta] Help!

Hang on tight.

We're gonna be landing at Sonic speeds.

And it's a good thing I'm used to it!

[Scratch cackles]

[Chuckles]

No question about it,

the Master's gonna love me best!

Gee, an eclipse!

[Screaming]

[expl*si*n]

[Phone ringing]

All right, all right!

[Angry grumbling]

Yes, Your Beastliness?

[Angry grumbling]

Of course I'm all right!

I'm just feeling a little low!

Well, get up here fast!

I just saw that hedgehog on the vid-screen!

[Scratch] We can't just walk in.

Robotnik must be expecting us!

Hmmm!

You guys wait here!

[Door bell ringing]

Where is he?

Where's the patient?

Who?

Oh, oh! You sound pretty bad!

I do?

Have a seat, please!

Hmmm!

Hmmm!

Hey, wait a minute!

Okay, let's have a look at your tongue!

Oh, oh!

I was afraid of that!

[Indiscernible speech]

What's that?

[Slaps]

Am I going to be all right, doctor?

Just as soon as I tie up some loose ends!

Loose ends?

There!

You can pay the nurse on the way out!

[Whistles]

Come on, Scra-- I mean Edgar!

You're our only hope for stopping those machines!

I can almost remember.

Yes!

The remote control was in his lab coat pocket!

[Whooshing]

All right!

I got it!

[Robotnik] You got trouble, Spinepuss!

You're too late, Slobotnik!

Says who?

You're dealing with an equal opportunity villain, hedgehog!

Grab the female!

Help!

Edgar! Edgar, darling, save me!

Huh?

[Zapping]

[Robotnik] One more step and she's roast turkey!!

Right, now hand me the remote!

[Scratch cackles]

[Grunting]

Get off me, you Psychobot!

[Grunts]

[Screaming]

Where am I, Master?

What's he mean, Master?

Sonic has my remote control!

Stop him!

[Device beeping]

[Grunts]

Oops! Guess it broke!

No!

He put the machines in reverse!

They'll be coming here!!

Without the remote, I can't stop them!

Uh, what should we do, Your Sneakiness?

Start packing!

But not until I turn this dumbot into a toaster oven!

[Screaming & ouches]

I can't thank you fellas enough!

Those machines put everything back the way it used to be!

Yeah, they did that at Robotnik's place, too!

Now his fortress is just a big hole in the ground!

There's just one thing wrong.

What's that?

Poor Henrietta!

That fool chicken broke her heart!

[Big sigh]

No prob!

Sonic's on the job!

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Hi, Sonic!

We came as fast as we could!

Ah.

Shall we go for a walk?

Say, isn't that the actor that plays Edgar Eagle on the TV?

I just told him that Henrietta thought he was the handsomest

eagle on all of Mobius!

By golly, Sonic, you think of everything!

Yeah.

Someday I might even have my own TV show like Edgar Eagle!

We'll call it Adventures of sonic The Hedgehog!

The first contestant to fly around that pylon

and back will be declared the Real Edgar Eagle.

Go!

[Whirring]

I'm Edgar Eagle.

I won!

Sorry, Scratch.

You're disqualified.

A real hero always wears his safety belt.

That goes for you too, pal.

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