01x26 - Tails in Charge

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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I've really outdone myself this time!

Remind me to award myself

"The Medal for Excellence in Supreme Rotten-ness!"

Didn't you just give yourself that award last week?

Well, make up a better one then!

Because this is inspired wickedness!

My Super Supreme Stopper Zapper!

It sure is Super, Your Meanness.

Yeah, uh, really --Super.

I bet it does something really...

Uh, Super?!

You, Duncebots!

It's more than Super!!

It's the key to finally getting rid of that fetid

little hedgehog... Watch.

He's stopperzapped --his molecules frozen in place so he

can't move, or think, or run!

Wow, this really is great.

Nothing can wake him?

Nothing.

It's b-b-b brilliant, D-D-D-Doctor...

But how d-d-d-does z-zapping Scratch g-get rid of the

hedgehog?

You metallic-Moron!

You're gonna use it to zap Sonic!

Ahh! Achoo!!

Owww!

OWWW!

My head hurts!

I'm all wet!

What happened?!!

-Bad dream???

Take this and find Sonic.

I want him here by supper-time.

By supper-time?

How's Sonic gonna eat if he can't move??

Ouch!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Get out of here and bring me that Hedgehog!!!!

You are so dumb.

What? What?

What'd I say?!!

See! I'm not so dumb.

This plan is perfect.

When Sonic stops to check out the chilidog sign,

I sh**t him with my slingshot --which knocks him into that

rock over there.

That's when you zap him with the Super Supreme Stopper Zapper.

Hunh?! Hey look! He's coming! Hide.

Oh boy, Dr. Robotnik's gonna be so proud of me.

The World's Largest Chili Dog!

I gotta see this!

Not today, hedgehog!

Shoo! Shoo!

Yiahhhh!!!!

Let's check it out, Tails!

We're up, over

--and --what was that?!

Watch it, Sonic!

Aaahhh!!

Those beams are weird!

Yeah and I don't wanna stick around to find out what they do.

Aw! Blasted hedgehog!

Uh..

We didn't get him, did we?

[phone rings] He....

Robotnik: Have you captured Sonic yet?

Ooh! Tell him --we almost had him.

Almost, Sir!

ALMOST?!

What kind of nincompoops are you?

Uh, what kind of nincompoops are we?..Mmph!

Sir, I've got a foolproof plan.

This time we'll get him.

MY way!

If you don't, I'll melt you down...

My way!

Now I'm really hankering for a chili dog!

Me too.

Hey, Sonic!

Look!

"All you can eat FREE chili dogs!

Come on Sonic, let's go!"

It's a trap, Tails.

It is?

Yeah!

But what the heck.

What's a chili dog without heaps of cheese and onions,

and spiced with plenty of danger!

Let's speed, keed!

Oh, for the twentieth time: you serve Sonic the chili dog

real slow so I have plenty of time to zap him

with the Stopper Zapper.

Yah got it now?

Uhhhh....

Grounder, you're as dumb as a rock.

Metamorphic, igneous or sedimentary?

Ignoranteous!

Ugh!

Look! Someone's coming!

Stay low, IiI bro.

Okay, but watch out for that weird beam thing.

Don't worry about me.

I'm way way way too fast for them.

Awright!!

I'm the Mobius Chili Dog Inspector.

Have to check the level of chili in your chili dogs.

Hey!

Not hot enough!

Sorry pal, I'm gonna have to shut you down...

Oh no, please...

Here. Quick.

Dump this in before anyone notices.

Hey, thanks a lot.

That's really nice of you.

You're the cook. You first.

Okay...

Oh no!

That good, huh?

Aaahhhhhh!!!!

Umph!!!!

Shut it off, Scratch!

I can't! It's stuck!

I brought you a dog, good bUddy.

Not quite as spicy as the one Grounder got ahold of...

Yumm!

Sonic! Watch out!

Let's blow this chili stand!

wait, my skateboard!

Tails! No!

Aaahhh!!!!

Oh no-o-ooo!

I'm turning into sto-ooooone!

Sonic, come on.

Let's hit it!

Sonic!?

Sonic, come on. Let's get goin'!

He's not going anywhere, fuzzface,

'cept back to Dr. Robotnik's lab.

Who knows -maybe he'll turn your buddy into a footstool.

Nobody's turning sonic into a footstool!

Whoahhh...

Outta the way, brat!

Yiahhh!

Ooh!

I can't wait to see what Dr. Robotnik gives me for bagging

that hedgehog!

You? You couldn't bag groceries!

Give him to me...

No way! He's mine!

Ugh!

Give him here, toaster-brain!

Oh! Trying to trick me with flattery, are you?

Well it won't work!

No way I'm giving him up!

Yeah, you are!

Oh no!!

I got one!

Oof!

Oh, no! Uhh!

I'm free! I'm free!

Come on, lets get the runt!

Uh oh!

Here I go!

I gotta get Sonic!

Scratch: Hey! Bring him back!

Grounder: Yeah, runt! Come back here.

Hey! Stop sh**ting!

If you hit sonic you'll unfreeze him!

Hunh?!

[phone rings]

It's Dr. Robotnik!

We're in big trouble!

Let's pretend nobody's home...

You don't have to pretend, stupid!

Nobody is home!

Now pick up the phone!

What's going on?

Have you caught Sonic yet?

You'll be lawn furniture if you don't answer me this instant!

It's for you.

Idiots! Answer me! Where are you?

Have you captured the hedgehog?

What are you doing?

Oh, no!

Badnicks!

I gotta go...

There he is!

Give it up, runt.

No way, dumb clucks!

Aaaaah!

Yessss!

Stop, you little two-tailed runt!

I want that hedgehog!

Ahhh!!

Uh-oh.

There he is!

No way out!

Whoooh. That was a close one.

Maybe we can hang in here.

BOO!

I guess you need that weird zapper machine.

Okay, big bro.

I'll do whatever it takes to get you awake again

even busting into Robotnik's fortress. Deal?

Deal. You just lay there and have a nice comfy snooze

while I take care of everything.

Okay?

Okay..

Scratch: Hold it right there, brat.

Give up, pipsqueak!

No way, metalheads!

I've got some good news and some bad news...

The good news is I don't have to go to

Dr. Robotnik's fortress..

The bad news is --we're trapped!

Ahh!

What was that?

Look at that t*nk!

Now they'll get in for sure!

Sure wish you could talk to me, ole buddy...

Maybe --it just might work!

Stop, Scratch, stop!

[screaming]

Tails: Shoulda worn your seatbelts, fellas.

That's gonna cost yah...

Oh, uhh, sorry officer.

Uh...we forgot...

Well, you'll have two, maybe three years in Mobius Jail

to think about itl

WHAT!

That's ridiculous!

Driving a vehicle over the speed limit inside a building.

That's gonna cost yah, too.

Oh no!?

How much for that?

Five, maybe ten years-

Gulp!

Scratch! He's an officer!

Ever see an officer with two tails?

The fox brat!

I knew that.

You did not!

without me you don't know anything!

Hey! Come back here, you dippy little runt!

Okay, yah little creep.

Yowwww!

Give up, before we have to do something real bad to you...

We'll find yah, even if we have to search every inch of

this place.

I got a better idea.

Com'mere..

Whoah! It's hopeless!

But, I gotta do something.

The fuzzball's gotta be hungry, right?

Let's make him come to us..

You know what kinda chance that pint-sized pipsqueak has against

two Smash-and-Squash robots like us!?

Nobody calls me a pipsqueak and gets away with it!

Unnnghh!

These guys think just 'cause I'm a kid

that I'm a pushover.

Unngghh!

These dumbots aren't gonna know what hit' em!

Aw! Poor little sucker, he doesn't have a chance...

Just the way we like it!

Yeah!

Laugh away, bolt- brains --while you still can...

Okay! Let's get him!

Oh, Tails! We feel kinda sorry for you.

Such a little fella --you must be so hungry.

We got you a chili dog.

We won't try to catch you.

We just thought you'd like something to eat.

Gee, I am really hungry!

That's really nice of you guys..

He's falling for it! He's falling for it!

Oh! Oh!

We got him!

YEEOOOWWWW!!

Oooff!

Mmmmmm, good!

Thanks for the dog, guys!

Oooff! Grounder! What're you waiting for?

Get him!!

Yah think you're real smart, don't you fuzzhead!

I don't think so; I know so!

You're not running too well, Slow-mo!

Maybe you need an oil change?!

Whoah!...Oof!

And some new shock absorbers?

Aaaaaaah!!!

Whoahhh!

Yiahhhh!

Dingbot number two...

Whoooaaa!

Owww!

Yah guys give up?.

NO!!!!

Don't say I didn't warn yah...

[screams]

Sayonara, suckerbots...

Yah guys give up?

NO! NEVER!!!!

You'll be sorry.

[phone rings] Hello?

Have you caught them yet?

Well-uhh, to tell you the truth

We're gonna use the Stopper Zapper

on the little fox, Doctor.

Whatever it takes!

Just get me Sonic!

Yessss!!

They fell for it, Sonic!

Those rust bucket robots're gonna bring the

Stopper Zapper here.

Boy, that sunlight's bright!

wait a sec!

That's it!

Hang ten, ole friend.

We'll have you zipping around Mobius in no time.

Okay, where could the little brat be?

You mean me, chickenlips?!

Hunh?! That brat's gonna get it!

I want him! He's mine!

Yahhh!

Okay Sonic.

Here comes your wak up call..

Yoo-hoo!

Stupidbots!

Over here!

He's mine!

No, he's mine!

Ya feel okay, Sonic?

Oh, I feel great, best buddy!

What's-happening!

The badniks zapped you with their stopper zapper.

Now where'd he go?

Yah mean me, junkbots?

Sonic!

Whoah.

I'm getting dizzy.

This might help...

Try that.

Gee, thanks...

The Stopper-Zapper stopped itself!

I'll fix it!

Yiahhh!

Scratch? Grounder?

Where are you nincompoops?

Come here this instant!

Yiahh! Aaaak!

Put us down, fuzzballs!

Put us down this instant!

Okay, whatever you say.

Aaaah!Yiahh!Eeeeh!

Aaah!

The fire sprinkler system!

I want out of here this minute!

Don't count on it, Doctor.

Take a look what you're standing in...

Quick Drying Cement!

i hate that hedgehog!

[struggling]

Way cool move, little dude!

I couldn't have done better myself!

Hey, why be like the rest when you can be the best!

You got it!

Pizza guys, we deliver.

Wait, lil bro!

Remember what I told you?

Oh, yeah, never open the door for anybody you don't know

when you're home alone or your parents are busy.

Police, open up.

Get lost!

Can't you see we're impersonating a policeman?

I hear ya knockin but ya can't come in.