01x27 - Musta Been a Beautiful Baby

[bunniefuu]

[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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You're all washed up, you big deal, "I'm a hero", rodent

wise-guy pain in the neck!

Yeah, sonic, see ya around and around and around!

YEOOW!!!

Sonic! I'm gettin' dizzy!

Whoahhhhh!

You're also gettin' that annoying static cling,

little bud!

And now that you're fluffed and dried It's time to turn on

Dr. Robotnik's a*t*matic static Shmatic Beam.

You'll be destroyed by your own body's electricity!

Ooh, I hate it when that happens!

I've got an idea!

Sorry I didn't hear that.

Could be a little too much.

STATIC!!

Oops! We're gonna get it now!

Incoming!

AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!

Hmmm!

Robotnik must do his wash here!

Right. Like Robotnik washes his underwear.

[screams]

So long!

Well, that was the video tape, boys.

What do you have to' say for yourselves?

I laughed...

I cried..

I give it a thumbs up!

I give it a thumb and two fingers!

No, uh, THREE thumbs and four fingers!

Well, I do have one small criticism.

The ending.

It was a little..

PREDICTABLE!!!!

I might as well face it -with you two idiots working for me,

it may take me YEARS to catch Sonic.

He's more of an idiot than me!

No, he is!

I'll be an old man.

So will Sonic!

Yeah. He'll be easier to catch then!

That's idiotic. Oh! But it's perfect!

Perfect!

Your stupidity has finally paid off!

I'm stupider than he is!

No you're not. I am!

I'll invent a ray that will prematurely age Sonic until he's

just a wrinkled old bag of bones.

Even you two morons can catch him when he's slowed down

to a crawl.

It'll be just like takin' candy from a baby!

Er, urn, a really OLD baby.

Welcome to the rat race!

Senior Division!!!

Four thousand sixty two grandchildren and not ONE

comes to visit!

My Decrepitizing Ray works!

Get ready to retire, Gramps Hedgehog!

Permanently!!

I'm hungry.

Sonic promised he'd be right back with some major munchables!

Have I ever lied to ya, li'l buddy?

Oh boy! Whadja get?

Chili dogs!

Is there anything else?

Uh, looks a little dry, huh?

That's cause they're INSTANT chili dogs.

Check this out!

Better eating through chemistry!

Ummm!

Delicious!

And there's more where that came from!

Look! -Wow!!!

Hmmm..

it tastes like MUD!

Ptooie!

That's 'cause it IS mud, li'l buddy.

I was pointin' THERE!

Tails: Wow! A whole "Insta-food" factory!.

Sonic: Yeah. And they even want food tasters!

Keep it comin'!

The service in this place is too slow!

Let's go into turbo-munch!

Hey! I've got a better idea!

Whoa!!!!

GULP! GULP! GULP!

Not bad!

Now for something to wash it down!

I think I just lost my appetite.

That's not all you're gonna lose!

Sorry to eat and run, but I gotta bUzz, cuz!!

Whoooaa!!!!

Ummph!

What were you waiting for?

Blast him!

I thought YOU were gonna blast him!

Come on, Tails.

It's happy trails!

Just one little sip of water.

Ahh!

Uh oh.

It must a been somethin' you ate!

Uh oh.

Here come'Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer!

Let's race, Ace!

Sonic! Help!

I'm stuck!

You better start digestin' PRONTO!

Now remember what our glorious leader,

Dr. Robotnik said.

Uh, yeah.

"First trap them, then press the uh

'Cause the last time you really BLEW it!

Hmmm, the BLUE "button!

What? NOOOOO!!!!

You put it in reverse, you ninnie!

Hey, that's quite a metabolism you got there!

Woah!

What's with the mood lighting?

That tickles!

I gotta go potty!

Now you went and did it!

Oh, no!

You're the one who did it!

If you hadn't confused me, I wouldn't have pushed the red

button instead of -

You still don't have it right, battery brain!

If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times

Goo goo poo-poo!

Goo goo poo poo?

No, you never said that!

Ahhhh!

Looks like the Decrepitizer's decrepitized!

I'll fix it, mister.

I'm real good at fixin' things, really, mister,

okay mister, can I, hUh, can I?

No, you little brat.

Gimme that!

I'll tell my mommmy!!

Let the kid fix it!

Anything to stop that racket!

Sucker!

What was that?

Thank you mister chicken robot man!

I just gotta put the doohickey on the thingamabob and connect

the spring to the sproing!

There! All done!

Now look what you did!

Can we eat now?

Hmm! Whaddaya know-it works!

An' I fixed it! Toldja!

What is it?

Oh, it's...uh...It's a.

a... camera. Yeah, yeah. That's it!

It's a..yeah...I'm gonna take a beautiful picture of you,

okay?

Cheese!

Over here! How's this!

Wanna closeup?

Aim it there! There!

This way, no, no, no!

Stay still, ya little brat!

Can I take your pitcher now?

Can I, huh? Huh? Can I? Can I?

Leggo! Gimme that!

Hey! Two against one!

Ya big bullies!

No fair! I'm tellin'!

Oh! I've got one thing to say to you, kid.

Goo goo poo poo.

Goo goo poo poo!!

And that goes double for me!

WOOOOAAHHH!!!

Got it!

No, I got it!

It doesn't matter who got it.

It don't? Why?

'Cause we're both gonna get it!

It's the Scratch 'n Grounder Show!

My fave!

'My fabe!

Whoa!!

[laughter]

What happened?

The usual.

Doctor Robotnik!

Roctod Dotobnik!

Pull yourself together, nincombot!

I send you off to do one simple thing and what happens?

Ooh.. ooh...ooh, ooh, ooh!

Scratch?

We goofed up, turned Sonic into a baby instead of an old man and

now we got freeze dried and you're REAL ticked off?

Correct!

I'll just give you one more chance!

What can't if catch Sonic we?

This time even YOU should be able to catch him.

After all.

...it's NAP TIME!!!!

And the brats are helpless!

Time to decrepitize that toddling twit

and his drooly little friend!

Hmmm... not quite the design I remembered.

Oh well, genius is genius!

Go ahead! Make my day!

[fighting]

KNOCK IT OFF!

Your pettiness, just to make sure..

The RED button, you monkey wrench!

I knew that!

Ready... aim.. Fire!

You stupid cretins.

Look what you did to Wobotnik!

Me vewwy mad now!

VEWWY mad!

AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Whaa!

Uh oh! We're gonna get it now!

Maybe not now, but when he grows up!

Hey, look!

A new kid!

[wailing]

Hey, kid, wanna play with us? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Wobotnik don't like pway.

Like bweak things!

Like squash things!

Like YOU!!!

Well, I don't like you!

You're a -

Goo goo poo poo!

Zackly!

Ooh!

Wobotnik weally mad now!

Me hate cweam pie!

Chocowate not bad!

But me still gonna get ya!

Ooooofff!

WAAAAAHHHH!!!

Now what's the matter with you three little angels?

WE WANT ICE CREAM!!!

Ide breem!

What you poor darlings need is someone to look after you!

Now you boys will have to stay here with me in the Day Care

Center until we can find out where you belong.

I'm Ms. Saccharine and we're going to have a wonderful time

today...

Whoah!

Gweat stuff!

I'm gonna like it here!

Wobotnik has pwan! Hee hee.

Now we'll all go into the play yard.

First I get wid of wittle sonic, then take over pway yard...

then whole pwanet! Hee heee!!!

We gotta get Dr. Robotnik outta there and back to normal.

Yeah, but how?

Hmmmmm.

Wait! I got it!

A head?

No, no! An idea, you maroon!

Come on!

Wheeeeee!!!!

Teeter totter go boom!

Hee Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!

Are they not sharing with you, dear?

Naaah!

Everybody gets a turn, children.

No! No! Me no wanna!

Watch me go REAL high!!

YEOOOOOWWW!!!!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-

[crash]

Oh My!

Let's try not to have any more accidents.

[doorbell rings]

We're here from the, uh, Department of Lost Kids.

Uh, yeah!

We're here to pick up those brats,

uh, I mean children ya found..

Can I see your badges?

Badges?

We don't need no stinkin'

Aahhh!

I knew that black belt in Tai Kwon Do

would come in handy one day...

We'll never save our glorious leader..

I got it!

Another idea?

No, a headache!

Ahh!

Now me get that bad fuzzy hedgehog.

Me sooo smart!!

Wow! Someone planted some jelly beans!

YUM!

Now what do you think you're doing?

You mustn't eat so many sweets.

Time to brush-brushbrush those teeth-teeth-teeth.

Dwat!

Double dwat!

Yum!

Yuck!

Onwy bwack and gween jewwy beans weft!

Mmmm...

Wed jewwy beans, yummy!

Ulp!

Wow!

Nice doggy!

Fetch!

- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

I like him!

He plays good.

Okay, on the count of three.

One...

Two...

Oof!

Oohh!!

Wobotnik gonna fwow up.

There you are, you little rascal.

You mustn't play outside!

Ugh!

Check it out!

Turbo tot!

Weee!

Way ta go, girls! Watch me now!

Now they see!

Wobotnik not born yesterday..

Day BEFORE yesterday!

Betcha can't do THIS!

Can too! -Can not!

Can to! -Not!

To!

Hee Hee!

Told ya!

Show me again!

Umph!

Aahhhh!

Umph!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

HELLLLLLLP!

Hi, boss.

Boss? BOSS!

I WANNA GWOW UP!!!

I say it's worth a try!

What if he gets even younger?

Now remember, try the BLUE button!

Me mad!

Me vewwy very incredibly indescribably angry with

you two idiots!

It's me! The old me!

I'm back! And I'm bad!

[doorbell rings]

Can I help you?

I'm here to claim my children.

They were lost today.

I've been quite frantic.

Do I know you?

Well, I have conquered MOST of this planet...

That might be it.

You SMELL familiar, too.

Baby powder.

I tend to chafe.

Ms Saccharin, is it nap time - UH OH!

Goo goo poo poo!

Goo goo poo poo to you too!

NOW, YOU IDIOTS!!

We got 'em now, boss!

Uh oh!

There goes my childhood!

Quickly, ' quickly Turn it up!

You got it, boss!

There'll be none of that sort of play in my day care center.

No!

Noooo!!!!

Gotta buzz, cuz!

Me, too!

Are we still gonna get revenge and conquer

the planet, boss?

Yer darn tootin' we are..

I hate that hedgehog.

Sonic, help! I'm getting dizzy.

Now does that look like fun to you?

If so your brains are scrambled!

Believe it or not, every year, some ignorant kid takes a ride

in a clothes dryer just like this one and ends up

getting hurt.

It gets pretty hot in there.

And those dryer fins can break your bones

when they get going.

If you think its smart to climb in a dryer,

you're really all wet.