01x35 - Robotnik, Jr.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog". Aired: August 20, 1992.*
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Based on the Sonic the Hedgehog video game follows an arrogant and mischievous yet kind-hearted teenage hedgehog with the power to move at supersonic speeds.
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01x35 - Robotnik, Jr.

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

♪ ♪ ♪

Scratch! Grounder!

Here he comes! Get ready!

Hey, watch it!

Oh, boy, I'm sure glad Doctor Robotnik is watching!

I know we're gonna catch Sonic this time!

Activate the Super Sonic- Sucking Vacuum Ray!

Whoa!

Yikes!

Oh, they've got me!

We did it!

He's stopped in his tracks!

Yay! Hurray!

Unghh!!

Whoa!

He's comin'!

The hedgehog is comin' right back at us!

Awright!

Oh no!

We've nabbed boulder, too!

We're gonna get smushed!

Shut it off!

I can't! It's stuck!

Aim it up!

Good idea!

Phew! We're safe!

The boulder stopped!

Owwww!

What morons!

It's impossible to build good help these days!

Scratch: Pleeez, Doctor Robotnik!

We apologizel Let us in!

Pleeze lower the drawbridge!

We're rusting!

Why can't I find a helper as vicious,

mean, and underhanded as myself!

Someone as much like me as my own son!

That's it!

I'll build myself a son!

Scratch: Look! He's letting us in!

Maybe he likes us again!

Then again -maybe not!

One final adjustment and I'll finally have someone I can

trust, someone to carry on my rotten ways!

Behold --Robotnik, Junior!

Hey, ugly dude, who are you?

I'm your father!

Big whup.

Ow!

Pardon us, Your Nastiness.

Can we come in?

Yeah, we've been practicing another great apology.

Just get your miserable metal behinds in here!

I need witnesses to this historic moment.

Feast your eyes on the most wonderful son

any man has ever built!

Uh, Doctor Robotnik, there's somethin' you should know

Yeah. Next time you sit down,

you're gonna get graffiti all over your chair!

What?!

Why you miserable, no-good, thankless, brat!

You're just like me when I was your age -perfect!

Here's a little something to help you follow in my footsteps,

Junior.

Cool ride!

Let's steal it.

Don't have to --it's yours!

Let's steal it anyway!

Isn't it wonderful!

He's rotten! He's evil!

He's mean!

He makes me so proud!

Someday, Junior, all this will be yours to plunder!

To terrorize!

To conquer!

But first, we're going camping!

See this peaceful meadow?

It's the perfect campsite!

Scratch! Grounder!

Cover it with asphalt!

Asphalt?

Of course!

We need some place to park our Egg-o Matic R.V.!

Then we'll need to lay down a freeway so we can

get down there!

And while we're at it, we might as well construct an airport

to cut down on all the peace and quiet!

Come, Junior!

We'll wait here while they get the great outdoors ready

for our camping!

Look, Sonic! Smoke!

And you know what they say -where there's smoke,

there's Robotnik!

Right!

Hang tight, keed --I'm off to clear the air!

It's no fair.

Doctor Robotnik never took us camping.

Face it --Junior's his favorite now.

Huh!?

Hey, get out of the way!

We got orders to pave this meadow!

Well, it's a good thing I caught you!

I'm from the asphalt supply company!

So?

We've ordered a recall!

The stuff's defective!

What's defective about it?

It's not sticky.

It's not?

See for yourself.

I will!

You're nuts! This stuff is perfectly sticky.

See! I can't even move!

You're right. My mistake.

It's the steamroller that's defective.

Yeah?

What's wrong with it?

It jumps into reverse without warning!

Hey, watch it!

Ohhhh...

What's that loud, obnoxious noise?

It's just what this place needed!

Guard!

What's the meaning of this?

Try a tent next time you go camping

--at least they're collapsible!

Why you...

Why me? 'Cause it's what I do best!

So, tell me, Robot-twit who's the ugly kid?

That's my son, Junior!

And together we're going to stomp you out once and for all!

Like father, like son --slow!

I hate that hedgehog!

Who was that, Pops?

Sonic The Hedgehog my arch enemy!

But enough of this! Playtime is over!

It's time to get to work, Junior!

Work?!

A Robotnik's most important work --catching that hedgehog!

Pay close attention, Junior.

As my son, it is essential that you learn to capture Sonic.

Here he is.

And this is how we're going to catch him.

Riding my twin Egg-o-Matic Motorcycles,

Scratch and Grounder will herd the

hedgehog into this labyrinth.

Grrrrrrrrr!

The only way out is through the underground water

reclamation channel -

Grrrrrrrrrr!

You mean the sewer, right?

Of course.

And once h's in the sewer, we'll seal him in and flood it!

The hedgehog will be a has -been!

Ah-ha! Caught you!

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

My son!

You're just like me when I was in school!

Here they come! Right on schedule!

I feel kinda guilty knowing I'm about to ruin all their fun!

Not!

Remember, Junior.

As sooon as Scratch and Grounder chase Sonic into the labyrinth,

slam it shut!

Sure, Pops. Whatever you say.

They're tryin' to trick me into that trap, eh?

Well, I'd hate to disappoint them!

He's fallin' for it!

We did it!

He-he, We've caught Sonic at last!

Quick! Shut him in!

Uh-oh!

Yikes!

I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching

the hedgehog.

The price he has to pay?

I think I've let them enjoy their moment long enough.

And now for a little Triple Spin!

Gotta go, Slo-mos!

He's getting away!

Big whup, Pops.

You didn't make me Robotnik, Junior for nothin'!

I put in an extra trap door to the sewer -out there..

Hey!

What happened to my traction?

Isn't this the PITSSSSSSSS!

Aaiiiiieeee!

Seal him in!

Almost got it.

If you don't take better care of your body parts I'm not going

to replace them next time!

Sorry, Doctor Robotnik!

You better be sorry!

And you'd be in big trouble if I wasn't so happy!

Because the hedgehog is finally history!

So, Pops, since you don't need your Super Special sonic Search

and Smash Squad anymore, let's do something really mean to 'em

Junior, you're brilliant!

For now on, you dumbots are on laundry duty!

If Robotnik thinks I'm all washed up,

He's got another spin coming!!

Tails: Sonic! There you are!

I've been worried sick!

Thanks, kid!

Gee, Sonic, what happened?

You look kinda flushed!

Yeah, you could say that.

Ah,This stinks!

We're hedgehog-chasers not Laundry-bots!

Oh, i's all Junior's fault!

O-ooo-ooow! No!

N-N-Not the spi-in cy-y-cle!

As soon as the whites are done, we're gonna get rid of that

Junior Jerk!

You should be proud, Junior.

You come from a long line of Robotniks --even if you are the

first one made in a lab!

And to show how proud I am of you,

I'm going to reward you with a day of fishing.

What's 'fishing'?

It's another one of those father-son bonding things where

we get to know each other better and bridge the generation gap.

Yeah?

Yeah! I think I'll have Scratch and Grounder take you.

This looks like a good spot.

Let's fish here.

Back it up, Grounder!

What's with the cement mixer?

We're goin' to fill in the pond with cement!

That way the fish won't have any room to escape your hook!

And Junior won't be able to escape us!

Junior!

You better make sure the cement mixture is right!

Now!

Hey!

That'll show ya, you little creep!

Now we can get off laundry duty!

Junior: Help! Help, me somebody!

I hear my cue!

Sonic to the rescue!

Hey, you metallic meat-heads!

Not Sonic!

Uh, I thought he was gone for good!

Well, well, well look what the Hedgehog dragged in.

Robotnik's synthesized son!

Yeah --and you're that hedgehog my pop hates so much.

Big whup.

Fast whup, too!

If you'll excuse me..

Hey, Ro-butts!

You want to mix it up, eh?

No!

If you'd like to thank me for saving your life,

I accept chilidogs.

Yeah, like, how come you did that, anyway?

You're our enemy!

We don't have to be!

Those don't seem like such good friends.

So?

I'm bad an' i got bad friends!

Maybe.

But remember, keed if your friends are bad,

sooner or later they're gonna be bad to you, too.

I can handle myself!

Like the way you just handled yourself when they kicked you

into the cement mixer?

Scratch and Grounder kicked me?

Hmmm.

Get away from my son, hedgehog!

I'm saving you, Junior!

Big whup.

Hey, Sonic!

Thanks!

Hey! Just makin' a point.

Maybe you've been hangin' with the wrong crowd!

Doctor Robotnik!

Yeahl Save us, too!

Guess that kid's not all bad after all!

Just because his dad is the meanest,

ugliest, cruelest, lying-est, nastiest Buttnik villain ever to

live, doesn't mean he has to be!

C'mon!

I'll teach Sonic not to mess with my kid!

Get real, Pops.

Sonic wasn't the one messin' with me. It was -

Shut up, son. Can't you see I'm scheming?

Ooooff!

I'm tellin' ya, Sonic helped me..

My boy, you're not well!

You're feverish!

You're imagining things!

My boy is losing his mind!

He thinks Sonic helped a Robotnik!

Scratch! Grounder!

Quick, call a doctor!

You're the only doctor we know!

Gimme a break, would ya? There's nothin' wrong with me!

I'm tellin' ya, Sonic helped me.

It was these two who -

[struggling]

You're right, Doctor!

Junior's sick! sick!

Gotta keep him tightly bandaged!

Don't want him to hurt himself!

Oooh! Look at those eyes!

He's definitely sick!

There's only one cure that works for a Robotnik!

Revenge!

It's time to unleash my Extendo-Tower Solar-Focusing

Lens Ray and bake Sonic like a bug!

The Extendo-Tower will rise into the atmosphere and bend the rays

of the sun into an intense beam which will scorch Sonic

once and for all!

Is everything ready?

Well, there's one little problem.

What problem?

It's just that we weren't able to focus the lens right.

You mean it won't 'zap the hedgehog?

Oh, it'll zap Sonic all right -but it'll incinerate a hundred

square miles around him, too!

So we fry a few innocents -that's not a problem,

that's a bonus!

Prepare to extend the lens!

You'll have a perfect view of the action from here.

[muffled talking]

No need to thank me, Son.

You'll feel much better when Sonic is wiped out!

I know I will!

Pt-tooey!!

If I can fly between Sonic and the lens,

I can block the beam and save him!

Goodbye, Sonic!

Looks like trouble.

Big trouble!

Any second now and it'll be sonic sizzled!

Junior!

He's in the way!

No, you've activated the beam, you fool!

Junior is doomed!

Oops!

Junior! He's right in the way of that thing!

The vertical stabilizers have failed!

Is that bad?

That's bad!

Aieee!

You did it!

You saved Junior!

Not only that, he saved me!

How 'bout that -I did something good!

Junior! Where are you?

Get in here, young man!

And start doing what I tell you to,

before I disown you!

Big whup!

I'm disowning you!

From now on, I'm on Sonic's side!

Way to go, Junior! Way to go!

Eeargghh!!

I hate that Hedgehog!

Press the button, kid!

But Sonic's my friend!

Sonic! Look out it's a trap!

You did the right thing, Junior.

Never do anything you don't think is right,

Even if other guys say its cool.

That's called peer pressure.
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