01x39 - Robotnik's Pyramid Scheme

[bunniefuu]

[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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Robotnik: Run, you dumbots RUN!!

Yow! Ouch! Umpf!

Ooooo! You're ripping my nose cone off!

That lion is going to rip off MORE THAN YOUR STUPID!!

Aahhh!!!

Ha! We're saved.

That's my distant relative, Julius Robotnikus.

Hey, He looks just like you.

Acts just like you, too.

Why, that rotten.

[roar]

Quick! Back to the time machine!

Umph!

That no good hedgehog may have stopped me from getting the

first two Chaos Emeralds but he won't stop me from getting

the Emerald of Immortality!

With it I'll live forever, and have unlimited time to

DEFEAT SONIC AND CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!

Aahhhh!

There goes my luunnnnnnccchhh!

WHOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Go, Sonic!

Whoaaa!! Whoa!!

Yeah!

Whoa! Babe off the port bow.

Hiya, beach bunny!

What do you say we share the wave and a couple of chili dogs?

Check out this maneuver.

Sonic!

Not you again.

Whoaaa!! Whooooaaaa!

Whoaaa!!!!

Umph!

Uh, pretty cool, huh?

I call that "bumper boarding!"

YIKES!!!

And I call that a bored beach bunny.

Thanks a heap, Professor K- Stein.

You really cowabungled that for me.

Sorry, Sonic, but I've got terrible news.

Look at this!

Your family history is being erased!

And if you don't do something fast,

you'll vanish along with them.

But how could this be happening?

DR. ROBOTNIK!!

Your only hope is to go back in time to before he messes with

your ancestors and stop him!

I'm hip, 'doc.

Where are those time-space boots you invented?

Oh, they're yesterday's news.

This is the latest thing in time travel.

I call it my "time-warp boogie board."

Way cool!

You'll be able to circle the planet at the speed of light and

enter the time warp!

In that case let's boogie!

It's pre-set to take you to the proper time-space coordinates.

UP! OVER! and SURF'S UP!!

Ha! Ancient Mobigypt!

Right on the money!

Now all we have to do is find a very special relative of Sonic's

and that blasted hedgehog will be history.

There he is!

Masonic the Hedgehog.

The fastest bricklayer in all of Mobigypt.

According to history, on this very day Masonic will meet

Penelope and fall in love.

Love?!

Eyew!

Gag me with a piston.

If we can stop them from meeting,

they'll never marry, won't have children,

whose children won't have children,

etc., etc. And then, ha ha!

No Sonic!

Don't worry, your evilness, we'll make sure those hedgehogs

never meet.

Chili dogs!

Hot chili dogs!

Whew! Time for a break.

I could sure go for a chili dog right now.

Would you hurry up!

He's about to meet her.

Don't rush me!

I gotta look just right so he'll be attracted to me.

Ahh!

Hiya handsome hunk of hedgehog.

How about taking me back to the Kasbah and laying some bricks!

No thanks.

Hey, what's the matter, you don't like my sister?

I've seen prettier mummies.

In that case, how about we just bury you in the nearest pyramid?

Now that's what I call a wave.

Sonic, look!

It's Scratch and Grounder!

And they're kidnapping my ancestor, Masonic.

Excellent!

We'll just keep him "under wraps" so he'll never meet

his future bride.

Not this time, geek breath!

Sonic!!

Umph!

Whooaa!!

Aahhh!

Umph! Excuse me.

YEEEEEOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

Lamps! Candlesticks!

Junk!

Oooh! Owch! Yak! Ugh!

Cool ride, Sonic!

That's nothing!

Scope this move!

EEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!

[screams]

Oh, I feel like a truck hit me.

Make that an obelisk!

You did it, Sonic!

Now he can meet the girl and 'get married.

Yeah!

What do you say we celebrate with a couple a chili dogs?

Can I help you?

Sure, babe.

Couple a chili dogs, mondo on the chili.

Two chili dogs coming up

I'm waiii-ting!

And I can't wait any longer.

I think I'll go get a falafel.

Sonic!

You're fading away!

Oh, no!

I just caused Masonic to miss the babe.

That means I'm never going to be boooooorrrrrnnnn !

Sonic! He's gone!

Yes! He got rid of himself for me!

Now I can get the Chaos Emerald of Immortality without being

bothered by that little blue twirp.

What am I gonna do?

What would Sonic do?

Nothing!

He doesn't exist now that Masonic never met Penelope.

That's it!

My falafel!

Forget the falafel!

Chili dogs are in your future.

Whoa!!

Hello?

Chili dog?

I'll take a dozen.

YES!!

Wow!

Where was I?

Never mind!

We gotta get Robotnik before he gets the Chaos Emerald.

Sonic: Right! Let's juice!

For the last time, in which pyramid is the Chaos Emerald

of Immortality buried?

No! I'll never tell!

All right, give him the treatment!

You asked for it!

[laughing]

No! Please!

Aaaahhh!!

It's no use, your sadisticness.

He won't talk.

Have it your way!

If you won't talk,

I'll make myself pharaoh and force all of my subjects to

build pyramids UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!!

All bow before his bloatedness, Pharaoh Robotnik!

This hedgehog bows to no one!

Especially a slobola like you.

But you don't exist! You were never born.

Oh, yes!

Two pounds, three ounces.

I was a cute little bouncing ball.

And you're an ugly bouncing blob!

Is that right?

GUARDS!!

Hey!

Take them to the pyramid with the others!

Sonic the sl*ve will be building monuments to me for

the rest of his insignificant life!

Ha, ha, ha, haaaa!

[struggling]

I don't know how much more of this I can stand, Sonic.

Relax, little bro.

It can't take that much longer to build this thing, can it?

With two million more blocks to place, I figure

twenty or thirty years, tops.

Huh?!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Pharaoh Robotnik takes over Mobigypt!

Wow! Talk about late breaking news.

Hey, look!

There's a picture of the boss!

What does it say?

Beats me!

These ancient guys don't know how to write.

They just draw little pictures.

Gimme that!

Of course!

The mobigyptians were known for writing down everything

in heiroglyphics!

Which means somewhere around here it should say where the

Chaos Emerald is hidden!

No problem, your overstuffedness!!

My computer brain can analyze these hierowhatsits.

MY computer brain can analyze it faster than his.

Found it!! Umph!

Let me see that!

It says the Chaos Emerald of Immortality is in the pyramid of

Robotnikhotep the first!

Ha! Wouldn't you'know it.

My own ancestor had the Chaos Emerald.

But if he had the emerald, why would he be buried

in the pyramid?

Never mind that!

We're off to the pyramid of Robotnikhotep!

Penelope! What are you doing here?

Pharaoh Robotnik has discovered that the Chaos Emerald of

Immortality is in the pyramid of Robotnikhotep!

But how can we stop him with these chains on our legs?

This heat must be slowin' my brain!

Why didn't I think of it before?

What good is that going to do?

When my friend, Professor K-stein learns about this

strange hieroglyph in the future,

he'll send me back one of these.

How did you do that?

No time for explanations.

Quick! Get in the chariot!

What about the horse?

Who needs horses when you've got HEDGEHOG POWER!!

Can't you go any faster, you slow poke?

Not with this sand in my carburetor!

Sonic's headed this way.

Forget about him!

Just get me to the pyramid TRIPLE TIME!

If you say so!!

Robotnik, dead ahead!!

Not for long!!!

This'll fix that little twit!

He's grinding up our wheels.

You know what they say ..

Monkey see...

Monkey saw!

Huh?

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Grounder: I'm outta CONTROOOOOLLL!!

This is all your fault you miserable fools!

Look on tpe bright side, your angriness.

We got you to the pyramid.

My grandfather built this pyramid,

there's another way in, follow me!

Get offa me you numbrains!!

The Chaos Emerald is in here somewhere,

and I'm going to find it!!

But how will we see in this darkness?

Sorry I asked.

STOP!!

That was close.

There are many booby traps!

Be careful.

How do we cross that?

Give me a hand!!!

Cool!!

Come on! Come on!

There's nothing to be worried about.

Ooooooo!!!

Aaaahhh!!!

Waaaaaaa!!!

I told you there's nothing to worry about!

These booby- traps haven't even scratched me.

This must be the entrance to the burial chamber.

Ahhh...

Whoa!

Wouldn't want to fall down there.

Hm, According to this, in order to get into the burial chamber.

you jump down the shaft, and if you can grab enough golden rings

the door at the other end opens and you're in.

Uh, What if you can't get enough rings?

I guess that's why they call it a burial chamber.

Uh, I think I'll pass on this one.

Likewise.

GET THOSE RINGS OR I'LL RING YOUR NECKS!!

WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!

Uh-oh!

We're coming to the end of our lives!!

How did you do?

Grounder: One ring short !

No sweat.

We made it!

Speak for yourself.

This is it!

The burial chamber of Robotnikhotep the first!

Ah! The Chaos Emerald of Immortality!

Not so fast, Robuttnik!

Robuttnik??!

Who dares insult Robotnikhotep??!

I do.

A hedgehog?!?

IIIIII HAAAAAATE HEDGEHOGS!!!

It's after us!!!

No prob. I'll stop that mondo mummy.

I don't get it.

He should've been cut to ribbons.

You spiny fool!

He's immortal.

You can't hurt him!

But I can hurt you!

Whooooaaah!

I've been waiii-ting , years for this.

YOU!!

Yeah!

And I'm gonna kick your mummified buttnik!!

Hey, mummy mummy!!

Sheez! What a slo-mo!

You old fool!

Let me have that Chaos Emerald.

Don't touch that! It's cursed.

Hedge-hogwash!

HA, HA, HA!

I'M IMMORTAL! I'LL LIVE FOREVER!

Whew!

Thanks for making me mortal again!

But why shuld you want to be mortal?

Are you kidding??

Who wants to be chased by a crazy hedgehog for a

zillion- zillion years?

In that case, I'll just have to get rid of Sonic!

Man, that guy's hard!

Here! Take this emerald.

It will give you a blue energy shield to protect you

against Robotnik's immortality.

Thanks.

Now I'm going to finish you off!!

But first, how about a game of hedgehog hockey!?

OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Ooof!

I'll take that.

Way to go, Sonic.

Masonic -You were wonderful!!

Thanks for your help, bro!

My pleasure.

Don't hurry back, guys.

Yeah! Don't come back at all!

What date did he set the controls for?

I can't see it.

Where are we??

All I see is blue sky.

Don't look now, but I think we're in biiiiiiig trouble!

And do you, Masonic, take this hedgehog to be your bride,

for as long as you both shall live?

I do.

I now pronounce you hedgehog and wife.

Sorry we can't stay for the party,

but we gotta juice!

Way cool!

UP! OVER! and GONE!!

What are you doin?

I'm gonna blast to the past on my time travel skateboard.

You will be history if ya try that, Little Bud.

Ya gotta skate safe, Tails!

C'mon.

Wearing helmets, kneepads and elbow pads are all part

of skating safe!

So is finding a safe area to skate.

Let's do it!

Time to skate, mate!