01x40 - Prehistoric Sonic

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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YEEEEIIIIIII!!

Hey! That looks like one of my distant relatives!

Quick! Adjust the time controls and get us out of here!

Scratch: What are we going back in time for, Dr. Robotnik?

To get the chaos emerald of life, you fool!

With it I can bring anything to life, even deadheads like you!

Didja hear that, Grounder? He'll be able to bring us to life!

I'll be a real live chicken!

Yeah, and I'll be a real live, uh... uh...

whatever I am!

Sonic!

Every time the waves get good, Sonic gets lost!

Ow! Why don't you watch where you're hitting the stupid ball!

I beg your pardon?

Sonic!

The game's not over, Sonic.

Tails!

Where's Sonic?

Playing volleyball.

He's the ball!

Sonic! We got big problems.

Where'd you learn to spike like that,

Professor K- Stein?

Why, back in time, of course.

Ancient Mobilndians taught me the game just after they

invented it in the year .

Robotnik's gone back to get the Chaos Emerald of Life.

You've got to go back and stop him, Sonic.

I've reworked the time surfboard.

Made it smaller and faster.

A time-traveling skateboard.

Way cool!

It'll enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light

and enter the Time Warp.

Time to kick, slick!

UP! OVER! and GONE!

I sure hope we don't run out of fuel.

There isn't another gas station for million years!

Hang on! We're going down.

Robotnik: We made it. million years into the past.

According to history, the Chaos Emerald of Life was ejected

from that volcano when it first erupted.

Let's go!

Oh! And don't forget to bring along the D!

What's the D-D-D?

Dinosaur detection device.

Scratch (muffled): Good idea.

OW! YAH! OOO! UGH!

Tails: With a skateboard like this, who needs history class.

History will never be the same if we don't stop Robotnik.

But how will we find him?

Something tells me all we have to do is follow

those footprints.

Let's go, bro.

There it is!

The Chaos Emerald of Life.

Go up there and get it!

Yes, your bossiness.

Owwww!

Oh, isn't that cute.

A clan of teddy bears.

I always wanted a teddy.

Ahhhhh!!!

Yuck!

Oh, yeah? Well, you don't look so appetizing yourself.

[grunting]

My robo-transmogrifier will take care of you

prehistoric fuzzballs.

att*ck these little beasts!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Is that any way to treat a teddy bear?

Sonic! Get that blasted blue beast!

Let's make like an orange and juice!

[roar]

Hiyo robo-silver, away!

[roar]

Yiii!

Run for your lives!

Scope this move, Tails.

I call it my dino-SAW!

Yeii!!

Uh-oh! Dead end!

On the contrary it's the perfect escape route.

JUMP!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Poor guys.

You really got 'em this time, Sonic.

So long, hedgehog.

They're headed for the volcano.

There it is!

The Chaos Emerald of Life!

Unnuuhh! It's stuck.

Give me my Chaos merald, you stupid volcano!

NO ONE MAY HAVE THE EMERALD OF LIFE WITHOUT FIRST

MAKING SACRIFICE TO "MAGMA" THE VOLCANO GOD!

Hey! No problem.

I got some spare Mobiums.

You dunce!

He wants a real sacrifice, to prove I'm willing to give up

something of value in exchange for the Chaos Emerald.

Gee!

I wonder what you have that you'd be willing to get rid of.

I've got it!

Great! What's it gonna be?

You two!

Oh that's perfect!

You certainly can get by without US??!!

Aah!...

Don't worry! It's a small price to pay.

Easy for you to say.

Back off, Robuttnik!

Oh, well.

I know when I'm licked.

Guess I better put my hands up and surrender.

Yeah!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[grunting]

I've got it!

The Chaos Emerald of Life is mine!

Ha, ha, hal

Tails: Bummer!

I command the lava to come to life!

I'll cool off that hot head.

No guts, huh?

Aahhh!

Sonic!

Nice try, hedgehog.

But as fast as you can k*ll them,

I can bring them back to life.

Ahhhh!

Throw them all into the volcano!

Just in case you thought of flying to safety.

This definitely isn't way cool, Sonic.

Way too hot is more like it.

So long, Sonic, and good riddance.

Sonic!

AHHHHHHHH!!!

Time for some Sonic pinball.

Helllppp!

Stop them!

I hear these volcanic mud baths are supposed to be

good for your skin.

We'll be lucky if we have any skin when we get this junk off.

Hurry up, you slowpokes.

You guys look like you could use a hot bath.

NOW!

Whooaaaaa!!

Whoa!

Whhoaoo!

We"'e got to find Robotnik before he can get the other

Chaos Emeralds.

Right!

Let's buzz, cuz.

Look!

We're too late.

If he's after the other Chaos Emeralds,

ten to one he's headed for Mobigypt. Let's boogie.

UP! OVER! and GONE!!

We're back in the burial chamber of Robotnikhotep the first.

Ah! The Chaos Emerald of Immortality!

Sonic may have prevented me from getting it last time,

but not this time.

Hold it, Robuttnik!

Huh? Wha?

Who dares insult Robotnikhotep?

I do again.

A hedgehog?

IIIIII HAAAAAATE HEDGEHOGS!!!

You get the hedgehog.

I'll take this.

We've got to stop him.

Huh?

Next stop, King Arfer's castle.

I, King Arfer the Invincible, do hereby dub thee, Sir -

What's the meaning of this?

The meaning of this is I'm back to get my Chaos Emerald

of Invincibility.

That's preposterous!

I'm invincible.

You can't harm me.

No, but we can harm your daughter,

Gwendolyn.

Yeah! Wanna see?

No!

-Here, take it.

If only Sir sonic the Speedy were here,

he'd save us.

I'm here and I'm mad!

Check out the latest in weaponry --the armor-piercing hedgehog!

Sorry to joust and run, Sonic.

But I've got one more Chaos Emerald to get then nothing

can stop me.

Unnnnggn!

You've got to stop him, Sir Sonic.

I'll try.

Quick! Dig up the treasure chest!

Hey! Ptew!

Watch it, you ignorobot!

Grounder: Got it!

Ah!

The Chaos Emerald of Invisibility.

One touch makes anyone invisible.

Quick! It's time to get back to my fortress in present time.

I'll take that.

Uh-oh! He's got the chest.

Careful! He could be dangerous.

If you think I'm dangerous now, wait till you see me

when you can't see me.

Hey! It's not here!!

That's because it's here, fool.

And you fell right into my trap!

Hey!

At last, I've got all four Chaos Emeralds.

Nothing can stop me now.

Ha, ha, hal!!

Sonic: Tails! Get me outta here!

I will Sonic, soon as I figure out how.

Robotnik: Finally! I've got them all.

My precious Chaos Emeralds.

Now all I have to do is place them around my neck!

Invulnerability

Invisibility

Immortality.

And the power of life!

Put them all together it spells.

THE SUPREME HIGH ROBOTNIK, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!

You ready?

I hope this works.

Shh! Here he comes.

Thanks, bro.

Robotnik's gone back to the future.

We've got to hurry.

All Mobius will bow down to your new ruler,

the Supreme High Robotnik.

Ha, ha, ha.

Uh-oh!

I think we're too late!

Well, if it isn't my little friend,

Sonic the Pipsqueak.

Ha, ha, hal with my supreme powers I won't have to worry

about you anymore.

How about a nice long vacation, say,

BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!

HA, HA, HA!

Where are we?

Robotnik said something about the beginning of the universe.

I remember studying that in school.

I think it was the Big Bang?

Yahh!

Quick! Start chewing!

Hang on, little bud.

We made it.

Yeah!

But how are we going to stop the-Supreme High Robuttnik?

Hey! That was us!

Yeah! On the way to the Big Bang.

Which gives me an idea how we can stop Robotnik.

What are we doing back in prehistoric times?

We've got a date with Sonic and Tails.

Come again.

Exactly!

I timed it so that we got here just before we got here the

first time we got here, so when we come again

we'll meet ourselves.

I'm waiiii-ting!

Hey!

What are you doing here?

Or should I say, what are we doing here?

No time for questions! I need your help!

Now here's what you've got to do.

Going back in time again and again was a brilliant move,

Sonic.

I'm sure they'd all agree with that.

That's good.

Bow before your Supreme High Robotnik.

Back so soon?

You're wasting your time.

You can't stop me.

Maybe not alone.

But what about five of us?

WHAT!?!

I'll destroy you all with my power of life.

These Sonic plasma-blasters will take care of them.

Talk about slo-mos.

Have you forgotten?

I have the power of invisibility!

We haven't forgotten.

You'll regret this you little pests.

Hut one, hut two!

Ohh!

I'll get you!

TIIIMMMMMBEEEEERRRRR!

Robotnik: I HATE THOSE -

hedgehogs.

I'll take those.

Nooooo!!!

Thanks for your help, guys.

See that these Chaos Emeralds get back to their owners.

And destroy Robotnik's time machine when you're

done with it.

You can count on us!

Of course I can. I am you.

Whatcha working on, Tails?

I'm makin' the Professor's time skateboard faster Sonic.

Watch it! That's dangerous, lil bro.

Ha! You can't follow me through time, now, Hedgehog!

Never try to fix an electrical appliance on your own.

Ask your parents to do it for you,

or take it to a repairman.

Otherwise you could be in for a big shock!