01x49 - Baby-Sitter Jitters

[bunniefuu]

[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

♪ ♪ ♪

There.

Now I'll just place the detonator in the hole.

Robotnik's new super-powered "Plasma Putty" expl*sive

will blow this dam sky high.

Grounder: Yeah! Then the water will gush out

and flood that peaceful valley.

Help me get this stuff into the hole.

Careful, Scratch!

It's oozing out!

Get it back!

When are those short-circuit brains going to signal

they're ready?

Ah! There's the signal.

Good-bye dam, hello Lake Robotnik Golf

and Fishing Estates.

Nice work.

You placed the expl*sives perfectly.

Any moron could've done it.

Aiieeeeeeee!

Dam's burst!

Run for the hills!

I sure hope this works.

Thanks, Leo.

Sonic, look!

Sounds like they need some help in a hurry.

Let's juice!

UP! OVER! And GONE!

One blue tornado, coming up.

Whoa!

I feel like I've just been through the rinse cycle.

Hooray, Sonic!

You saved the town.

Curse that hedgehog for ruining my real estate development.

I'll get him for this.

What can we ever do to repay you, Sonic?

Couple a chili dogs would be hot.

We'll do better than that.

We'll throw you a chili dog barbecue.

Way cool!

I'll get everything ready for the party.

Just remembered.

The wife's out of town and I can't leave the kids unattended.

Say! We could baby-sit your little beavers.

Sonic loves hangin' out with the babes.

But-

Beaver: That would be wonderful.

I'll be back in an hour and we'll party!

What's the matter?

You always say how much you like babes.

That's babes as in girls, not babes as in drooling,

crying, hair-pulling kids.

I don't know the first thing about babies.

What's there to know?

I mean, you used to be one didn't you?

Aw, look at the little babes.

See, I told you this would be easy.

C'mon. Let's let 'em sleep.

[squeak]

[crying]

It's okay. Just a doll squeak.

Go back to sleep for your uncle Sonic.

Tails: Maybe they're hungry.

Right.

I'll go to the kitchen and Whip something up.

Sorry it took so long.

[delighted squeals]

See! They love it.

Yah!

They love it, all right.

Sonic!

I think they still eat their food in bottles.

No prob.

There. Drink up, babes.

[burp]

[crying]

What is it now?

Potty time.

Party time?

I thnk she means they need a diaper change.

Terrific.

Oh, I can't believe Doctor Robotnik is making us walk home.

Yeah! My treads are k*lling me.

Sonic: CRIB BREAK!

Did you hear that?

That's it.

If you cant stay put, you'll go to jail.

There! That ought to hold you.

Come on, Tails. Let's -

Yahhhhhhhh!

Unca Sonic fuuuuunnnny.

I'm not your uncle sonic.

I knew I recognized that voice.

It's Sonic.

And he's baby-sitting those beavers.

This could be a unique opportunity to catch

Sonic off guard.

And I know just how to do it.

Whoahhhhh!

Get away from those dishes...!

At least I saved one.

Ptui!

Yahhh!

Sonic, I don't think Mr. Beaver would approve of this.

You got any better ideas?

Uh-uh.

The way to get at Sonic is through those bratty kids.

Yeah!

If we can nab them we can force Sonic to turn himself in.

Come on!

Help! Save me!

Sonic, look!

That big, awful steamroller is going to flatten poor,

helpless me.

Saving babes is what I do best.

Hellllllp!

My, what big feet you have.

But you know what's worse than big feet?

What?

Yow-ow-ow!

Flat feet.

I'll take flat feet over a flat body any day.

Uuunnnhhh!

We've gotta get back to Mr. Beaver's house.

Come on, kids!

Let's boogie.

Becky?

Bucky?

Chucky??

Uh-oh!

That's right, Sonic.

And we're leavin' with the beavers!

They're getting away with the babies.

And it's all our fault they got kidnapped!

We've got to get the beaver babies back from

Scratch and Grounder.

But how?

Chances are they're headed back to Robotnik's fortress.

Let's juice!

This is your favorite robot, Scratch,

calling his ogreship, Dr. Robotnik.

Come in.

♪ Someone's in the shower with duck-y, ♪

♪ someone's in the shower I know-oh-oh-oh. ♪

♪ Someone's in the shower with DUCK-yyyyyy... ♪

Scratch: Uh, oh, oh, excuse me...

What do you want?!

Er, your favorite robot, Grounder,

wants to talk to you.

This had better be important.

Um, well, it's, uh, just um ..we captured the three beavers

that Sonic was babysitting.

WHAT!?

That's wonderful.

You always were my favorite robot.

Hey! It was mY idea!

Shut up!

And bring those brats to my fortress as soon as possible.

I just love kids...

..especially when I can use them as bait to catch Sonic!

Ahead, blimp factor nine!

Doctor Robotnik is gonna give me a raise when he sees these

little... BEAVERS!

Oh, no! Not that!

GET AWAY FROM THAT b*mb!!

Yahhh!

Whew!

That was close.

Wha' dis?

Whatever you do, kid, don't touch the big red button!

Dis one?

YEAH! THAT ONE!!!

Bombs away! Happy wanding.

Go bye-bye!

Grounder, you know what I like about kids?

What's that, Scratch?

Nothing.

Whew!

Made it!

Now to get those little brats.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--?! Oh, no!

Wope facta free!

Wheeee!!

[laughing]

Slow down!

Wheee!

Oh, dear!

Where did I put my ducky brush?

Ohhhh!

Scratch and Grounder?

BAH!

You're my favorite.

[crash] Wowwwww!

Whoahh!

You know what they say.

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

Oof.

I thought it was "any landing that you can smell

the ground was a good one."

Never mind.

Sonic teach us, always wear sea' bewts.

Who are you!?

Beava babies!!

Oof!

Come back here, you little beasts!

Ducky?!

Big toy! [happy chatter]

Get away from that, you little pests!

That's my reversible melto...

..f-f-f-f-freezo ray!

Yummy!

Scratch! Grounder!

You called, your coldness?

Could I trouble you to GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Doe' worry!

We fix, we fix!

Wait! What are you doing?

Where are you taking me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Not my ten-ton platinum pulverizer!

Oof!

Pthew!

Ooh, ahh! That's it!

No more "Mr. Nicenik!"

Wha...?

It's a trap, all right.

That's right, Sonic.

And all you have to do is walk up and rescue your little

monsters, I mean, friends.

So you can open that trap door under me, huh?

Who me? Trap you?

That wasn't what I had in mind at all.

Personally, I can't stand the little beasts and I'll be happy

to get rid of them.

Beavers: Waahhh!

No! I'm comin', babes!

You fool!

You fell for my oId holographic projector trick.

In fact, your still falling for it.

Whoahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Whew!

We must be a thousand feet down.

Robotnik isn't so smart.

He forgot I could fly us up again.

No he didn't.

Oof!

We're trapped like a couple of peas in a tin can.

Way uncool!

What do you want us to do with these babies,

Dr. Robotnik?

We'll give them back to their parents later.

For a price, of course.

This time nothing will stop me from turning Beaverville into

Lake Robotnik Golf and Fishing Estates!!

Oh, Unca Sonic?

We he'p him. We he'p him.

Freezo?

Melto!

We're saved.

Yay!

You saved us?

Well, I'll be a slo-mo.

Thanks.

Wobupnik gon's ta fwud Beaverville.

Come on, Tails.

We've got to stop him again.

Sonic we can't just leave them here.

Oh, all right.

[cheering]

Baby-sitting, Humph!

Switch on forward drill!

Sonic, there he is!

Come on, babes. We gotta juice.

Yeah!

Not quite what I had in mind.

Wait here! It's time to kick some robutt.

It's Sonic!

I don't know how he got out of the trap,

your Rotteness.

Never mind that.

I'll fix him with my electro-static t*nk protector.

YOOOWWWW!!!...Oof!

Uncool.

I'm too full of static to spin into a ball.

We hewp! We hewp!

UB!

OBER!

And GA-GA!

[laughing]

Wobuttnik! Wobuttnik!

Get out of here, you little fiends!

Gotcha, Baby!

Pway docta'?

No, I don't want to play doctor.

Okay.

OWW!!

Ha! You're cornered!

Tag! You it!

It's a good thing these cannon shells aren't armed yet.

Sowwy. Fowgot!

Three!

I can't count to fore! He, he.

YOW!

It's a hole in head! It's a hole in head!

Stop! Get away from me!

We surrender!

Please, keep these little demons away from me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I HATE BABIES...ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE HEDGEHOGS!!

Bye-bye, 'botnik.

Uh-oh!...

It's Cleaver Beaver!

We've got to get the babes back home'before he sees them.

Huh?

Da-da!

Whew! That was close.

This is our way of saying thanks for saving Beaverville,

Sonic.

This mondo chili dog is all the thanks I need.

Tell me how did you ever manage to keep

the babies under control?

No one else has ever managed it before.

Guess it's my natural attraction to the little guys.

I just love baby-sitting...

NOT!

Really?

In that case you can watch the kids for the weekend.

My wife and I have got to get away from 'em before we have

a nervous breakdown.

Unca Sonic! Unca Sonic!

He, he, he!

Oh, well...no need to cry over spilt milk.

[laughter]

Tails!

Are you babysitting all three of the Beaver Babes?

Sure, Sonic.

No problem.

There are some important things to know about watching babies.

Keep babies away from a hot stove.

And from electrical sockets.

Look out for small objects, too.

Babies can choke on 'em.

And never leave babies alone!