01x54 - Honey, I Shrunk the Hedgehog

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog". Aired: August 20, 1992.*
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Based on the Sonic the Hedgehog video game follows an arrogant and mischievous yet kind-hearted teenage hedgehog with the power to move at supersonic speeds.
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01x54 - Honey, I Shrunk the Hedgehog

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

♪ ♪ ♪

Hurry up, you two.

I want this thing finished within the hour.

According to these schematics, we're ready to attach the

, watt battery to the bi-polar capacitron.

Ah! There is it.

Mmph! What are you doing!?

Oh, hold your horses, Grounder.

I'm just getting the , watt battery.

Oof!

Scratch! Wait!

Lost your head again, huh?

I'll be with you as soon as install this.

WhoOOooOOOoOOooOOooOOooaaa!!

Ooooh-hoo!

Ooh! I've got a headache.

Oh, no wonder, treating your head like it was an old,

dead battery.

Yaaahhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Arrgghh!

Ooohh!

That nincombot should be dismantled.

Awww. I think I already am.

Huh? Ooh!

It's finished!

Yeah!

Only what is it?

Why, my super-shrink ray, of course.

With it I will shrink key Mobian cities and place them in this

contained habitat where I will enslave their puny inhabitants

and force them to give me all their natural resources.

then return the natural resources to normal size

by reversing polarity of the shrink ray.

and use all these ill- gotten gains to further my plans.

FOR WORLD DOMINATION OF MOBIUS!

Whew!

The more complicated my schemes get,

the harder they are to say in one breath.

Now listen up, moles.

Our production has been going down and the boss is threatening

to shut the coal mine.

That's why I invited sonic to give us some tips

on speeding things up.

You guys tired of being slomos, huh?

[agreeing chatter]

All right.

If you want to produce more you've got to move faster.

Tails!...

I'm with ya, Sonic.

Super slick kicks. Get 'em while their hot.

And if you want to dig deeper you've gotta use your head.

Comin' right up.

Now, you remember what I showed you earlier today?

Well, what are you waiting for?

Let's see you juice!

UP! OVER! And DIG!!!

Way to go, moles!

with those Sonic hats and sneakers,

our production will be up in no time!

It's working beyond my wildest dreams.

I've got forests, oil, iron ore, precious gems.

There's only one thing left to make my resources complete.

Coal!

Scratch! Grounder!

Is the shrink ray locked onto the last city?

Yes, your grossness.

Well, what are you waiting for?

ZAP THEM!

What's happening?

Tails: We're shrinking!

It's done!

Welcome, my itty-bitty citizens.

Oh, no! It's Robotnik!

I am your supreme ruler!

And I need natural resources.

So get to work!

DOUBLE TIME!!

That rotten egg has shrunken Mole Mountain.

What'll we do, Sonic?

I'm not sure yet.

I think better when I'm running.

Wait up!

I sure hope Sonic can get us outta this mess.

How are you gonna get through that plastic wall, Sonic?

Oof!

McMole: Looks like I'm not.

Maybe we can help you, Sonic.

All we've got to do is put our heads together.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Dig in!

Excellent!

Here comes my first shipment of oil.

Stop standing around like a bunch of vending machines

and prepare to receive those tanker trucks!

Yes, your nastiness.

Reversing polarity!

Roger!!

One tanker truck, coming up!

Or should I say coming down?

Oaf!

Stop lying around, you chicken fried robot,

and get this truck out of here.

There's more to come.

Who-hoo-hoo! Sure.

Ooo! Hot! Ow! Eeech! Aaah!

It burns!

Robotnik just enlarged a tanker truck, Sonic.

That means his ray can enlarge us, too.

The only problem is...

getting from here to there.

No sweat, Sonic.

All we need is a little "tail" wind.

We'll be at that ray device in no time.

Oh, great!

Robotnik must have set traps for us.

I don't think Robotnik even knows we're here.

But he does!

Eyew!

A giant spider!

Actually, he's a small one.

Trouble is, we're smaller.

I can't get unstuck from this web.

In that case we'll just have to spin a new one.

Mmph!

Phew!

That was too close!

Come on, Tails, fly us out of here.

I can't.

My tails are all gummed up from that sticky web.

In that case we'll just have to cross Robotnik's lab on foot.

Good! Good!

Keep that oil pumping.

Keep that timber falling.

Keep that coal -What the...?

Someone's escaped!

They couldn't have gotten far with their tiny legs.

It can't be!

YAHHHH!

Uh-oh!

I think we've been spotted.

SONIC'S NO BIGGER THAN A FLEA!

HA, HA, HA!

Which means, I'll have no trouble exterminating him.

Come back here, you little pest!

You won't get away from me that easily.

Scratch! Grounder!

Drop what you're doing and get over here!

Right!

Talk about having a load on your mind.

Unnuuhh!

What's up, your lardship?

Sonic was in one of the cities I shrunk.

You mean he's just a tiny little hedgehog now?

Exactly!

And he's in the lab somewhere.

Find him!

My micro-radar scope will pick him up.

Not before my super-zoom video finder.

The shrink ray is just a few yards up ahead.

Looks more like a few hundred miles to me.

Better juice before he steps on us and we're juice.

I've got 'em!

They're after us!

It's time for those buttheads to butt heads.

He's headed this way!

No! He's going this way.

Yaaaah! -Owwww!

Hey! I see him!

Gotta buzz, cuz!

Sonic's flipped out!

He's running in a big circle.

My bug-eating pet lizard will take care of that micro-menace.

Ah!

[roar]

Oh, no! I'm tongue tied!

I'm comin', little buddy!

Nothing I hate more than lizard breath!

Have a safe flight!

We're almost at the shrink ray.

Let's get kickin'.

You're not going anywhere, hedgehog!

What a time to be doing house cleaning!

I can't get any action with my traction!

Sonic!

Whoa!!

Ahhhhhh!

Nice try, hedgehog!

But I've bagged you this time!

We've got to [achoo!] get out of here before [achoo!]

I sneeze my tails off.

Achoooo!

ACHOO!

OOF! UNGH!

Tell me about it.

I think I just found a way out.

Now that you're so small, hedgehog,

I imagine your tiny bones would break very easily.

So I shouldn't do this.

Or this.

Ready to cry uncle?

Sonic: Uncle!

OH!

Uncle dirt bag, that is!

Why you little!!

Time to glide, Clyde!

Yow! GET HIM!!

He's headed right for the shrink ray!

We did it!

Now to find the reverse button.

Give up, Sonic, or I'll give your little friends a mobius

quake that'll turn their cities into Jell-o!

What'll we do, Sonic?

There's not much choice!

You win, Robotnik!

Did he say what I thought he said?

I win? Yes!

I did win, didn't I?

And that means.....

YOU LOSE, PIP-SQUEAK!

Oof!

Mmph!

Don't bother trying to break out, Sonic.

It's tempered glass.

You two will make nice pets.

And when I get tired of you...you'll make even better

PET FOOD!

HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAA!

That big palooka has trapped the poor lad.

What are you standing around, staring at?

GET TO WORK!!

We can't just leave Sonic in the lurch.

After all, he came through for us and taught us how to

dig faster.

That's it!

Follow me, moles!

More coal!

More iron!

More gems!

More, more, MORE!!

Robotnik wasn't kidding.

This stuff's hard as diamond.

Sonic, look!

We've come to free you, lads.

But how?

Maybe we can knock it over and pullout the stopper.

Ach! No good.

Aw, rats!

Good idea, Tails!

Idea?

What idea?

McMole! Tie the ropes to the rat!

Maybe he can pull us over.

Right! Let's do it!

Quick! The stopper!

It won't budge!

Yaaaahhhhh!!!

That rat's going to have those mole miners for lunch.

Guess it's time to play "spin the bottle!"

Great idea!

We'll fall off the edge and break the bottle

not to mention our necks.

Sonic's trying to escape!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!

Whoahhhhhhhh!

Thought you could get away, did you?

What did you say?

I said, thought you could get away,

did you?

What?

I can't hear you through the glass.

I SAID THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY,

DID YOU??

Ahhh!

Nope! I knew we could get away!

Boy! Did I ever ask for that one?

You fools!

You've let him get away!

No, not me!

Scratch did it.

Ooh! Thanks a heap.

I never told Dr. Robotnik about when you let Sonic out of the

force field cell.

Oh, yeah?

Well I never told him when you drove his egg-omatic hovercraft

through the garage door.

SHUT UP AND GET THAT HEDGEHOG!

End of the line!

Road block!

Dead end.

Never fear.

The SWAT team's here!

Thanks for the ride, ya rat!

All aboard!

Let's get 'em!

Yow! Huh?

[chomping]

Oooh! Ahhh! Owww!

Looks like the mole miners are getting under Robotnik's skin.

Which gives me an idea how we're gonna get out of this mess.

Way cool!

Let's do it!

Sonic's around here somewhere.

I can practically taste him.

[reading]

Here it is!

Time to kick some Robuttnik!

Time to kick some Robuttnik!

Way cool idea, Sonic!

Aha! Gotcha, you little flea brains!

I'll take that, noodle nose!

What are you're doing, you mutinous mutant?

We're doing this!

Aaaaaaaahhh!!

And this!

WhoooOOOooOOOooOOOooOOOoooaaa!

Whoa!

Mondo impolite.

Tails!

Turn on the shrink ray.

I'll catch up in a minute.

Will do, Sonic.

Back where you belong, fellas.

I've reversed the polarity, Sonic.

It's set to fire in five seconds.

Let's get out of these dumbots!

I'm starting to feel like a bird-brain.

We did it!

[cheers]

That's the last of them, Sonic.

In that case, there's only one thing left to do.

When I get my hands on that rotten rodent...

Ha! Got it!

Huh?

Hey! What's the big idea?

I mean, what's the small idea!

I mean, I HATE HEDGEHOGS!

And I don't care much for giant bugs, either.

Well, Sonic.

Looks like Robotnik won't be bugging us for awhile.

Nah. One pest deserves another.

Here ya go, guys!

Courtesy of sonic.

Because Sonic hard-hats boosted productivity,

now everybody gets one!

Let's go, there's work to do!

Hold it, Moles!

The first job is clean up!

Being productive is cool, but don't trash the environment,

recycle your garbage and put it where it belongs.
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