01x59 - Robotnikland

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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What's on Dr. Robotnik's breakfast menu for this morning?

Eggs.

He had eggs yesterday.

Yeah.

He's had eggs every day for the last ten years!

Say!

Why don't we surprise him with something different?

Here! You surprise him.

Oh, no.

The last time I surprised him he demoted me to yacht anchor

for a week.

How'd you like a scrambled nose?

Ooooooooh!

Okay! I'll surprise him, I'll surprise him.

Uh.. Dr. Robotnik?

Scratch made you something special for breakfast.

Let me guess.

Eggs Mobius!

Chocolate covered hard-boiled eggs?

Canary omelet?

Well, WHAT THEN?

Hot cakes!

Hot cakes! Isn't that nice.

You know what I like on my hot cakes?

What?

CHOPPED CHICKEN BRAINS!!

[laughing]

Think that's funny, huh?

You know what I like with my chicken brains?

Fried eggs.

Phew!

For a minute there I thought you were going to say fried

robot brains.

No.

That's what I cook my fried eggs on.

Yahh!

NOW GET ME MY EGGS!!!

Just a minute!

Scratch! Grounder!

Do you realize what day this is?

No, what day is it?

Robotnik: It's Sonic's birthday!

Terrific.

Yes! A terrific time to give him a little surprise party.

Looks like this is gonna be a way uncool birthday,

Tails.

You're the only one who remembered.

Happy birthday, Sonic! Make a wish!

I wish I had a real party.

We've zapped everyone, your humbugness.

The amusement park is ours.

Good!

Now all we have to do is lure Sonic to the park.

Uh, I've got to go to the little fox's room.

Be back in a minute.

No one's fast enough to get past this hedgehog.

Tails is setting me up for the big surprise.

Hey, blue guy!

You look like you could use a free ticket to Mobiusland.

Thanks.

A party at the park.

Cool move, Tails.

Surprise!

Sonic?

Where could he have gone?

He's entered the park.

Hmmm.

I wonder where I'm gonna get my surprise.

SURPRISE!

Robotnik!?

I've got something special planned for you.

You didn't think I'd forget your birthday,

did you hedgehog?

Welcome to Robotnikand.

Where every ride has been redesigned to give you a

birthday you'll never forget.

And never survive, either. [evil laugh]

I've got a surprise for you too, Robuttnik.

Oof!

Umph!

Tempered steel!

Reinforced concrete!

That mustached menace has beefed up the exits.

- Oh, well.

Guess I'll make the best of my free pass and have some fun

on the rides.

Not as much fun as I'll have controlling them.

Pinball! This oughta be cool.

We'll see how that pesky hedgehog enjoys this...

Hunh?!

Whoa!

Whoahhhhh!

Umph!

Whoa!

My little piggies almost went to the market...as ground meat.

You're not out of this yet, Sonic.

Robotnik: It's time for you to meet the real pinball wizard.

Me!

Yikes!

Yah!

Whoahhhh!

Mmph!

Yes!

A few more of those and I'll get a free game.

So, you want to play for keeps, eh, Robotik?

In that case, it's time to take a little spin.

b*at that, slo-mo!

I will. With my secret weapons!

Yeah! Give him your secret weapons, Dr. Robotnik.

Hey! What your secret weapons, anyway?

Why, YOU TWO, of course!!

Oof! -Oof!

Yow!

Hey! That wasn't so bad.

That's what you think!

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!

Whoaaaa!

I really flip out over this game.

No fair! I wanted the free game!

I'm outta here!

That was cool.

Wonder what other rides I might enjoy.

A jungle ride.

Cool!

Robotnik (mockingly): A jungle ride. Cool!

We'll see how cool it is when you meet up with the wild

robo-animals.

Wow! I bet the kids get a real kick out of watching

these robot animals.

Hey!

Hunh?!

Ahhh!

Robuttnik must have reprogrammed these robots.

That's right, hedgehog.

Enjoy the ride.

Happy Birthday, Sonic.

You guys better save me.

Don't be ridiculous.

We're here to make sure you don't get saved.

Have it your way.

But if you don't save me, then I won't be able to save you.

Ha! From what?

Yeah! From what?

Save us, Sonic!

All right. Pull this snake off me.

Wha-ho!

Thanks.

Now I'll save you.

Only first, you'll have to be in more danger.

Huh?

Sure! Otherwise it's no challenge for me.

Well, Okay.

Can you save us now?

Not yet.

Now?

Almost.

Now?

Gotta get a picture first.

Smile!

Scratch: All right, now you'll save us, right?

Nah! Changed my mind.

Scratch & Grounder: Yaah! Help!

Scratch, Grounder!

What's going on?

They're busy having lunch.

Or is it being lunch?

Speaking of which, I hope you've got some good chili dogs

in this park.

All these games make me hungry.

Can't you bolt heads do anything right!?

Sure we can do something right.

Yeah! We're terrific at fouling things up.

And we're great at being smashed,

bashed and trashed.

ARE YOU FINISHED??!!

Totally!

Good thing we found this underground passage

into Mobiusand.

There we can find Sonic.

So, that two-tailed freak is trying to rescue

his blue buddy, eh?

This is just the break I need to lure Sonic into another trap.

I'll just open this hatch here.

All right! We're inside the park!

Help! I'm stuck on the roller-coaster track.

It's Sonic.

Let's go.

Robotnik's got me! Help!

[laughter] The fools fell for it.

Yow! Stupid puppet!

Hmm! This doesn't look like where we saw Sonic.

It's not!

It's my greatest ride of all

Robotnik's roller-coaster ride to oblivion!

Did you hear that, Sonic?

You've only got a few seconds to save your friends from a hot

bath they'll never forget.

Tails!!

[screams]

I'd better get juicin' before Tails gets cookin'!

That's right, Sonic.

Run as fast as you can, right into my trap!

Sonic!

Hang on, folks!

I'll have you rolling off this coaster in half a sec.

Surprise!

We were supposed to say that to you, Sonic.

Roblimpnik b*at you to it.

Some birthday party this is turning out to be.

It isn't over yet.

I haven't given Sonic my present.

[evil laugh]

Oooooooooooooohhhhh!!!

You didn't think I was going to trash your

roller-coaster cars, did you?

Tsk-tsk-tsk!

Shame on you.

If you'll kindly walk to the windows you'll see I got Sonic

just what he deserves.

Wow!

It's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Happy birthday, Sonic!

Oh!

There is one thing I forgot to tell you.

I couldn't find any ten-foot candles,

so I had to use ten- foot sticks of dynamite instead!

Make a wish!

We're trapped in a giant, steel reinforced birthday cake.

And it's not even my favorite flavor of frosting.

Get serious, Sonic!

If we don't blow out those candles,

they're gonna blowout us!

Okay, okay I' give it some thought.

Hmmm. I wonder.

Aha! Steam!

What good is that to us?

I'll tell you in a minute.

Perfect!

What's perfect?

I get it.

You're going to use the steam power to blow the candles out.

Bingo! Here goes nothing!

I'm waiii-ting!

Any second now.

Any second now.

Ahhh!

Hot move, Sonic.

Real hot!

Uh, did you make a wish before you blew out the candles?

Yep! Hope it comes true.

Hey, look!

Sonic didn't blow out one of the candles.

His wish won't come true now.

It just did.

Let's get 'em boys.

Ahhh!

It won't open.

We're locked in!

That's right, blimp breath! And I've got a surprise for you.

Welcome to Sonicland.

And the ride of your life!

[crying]

Ahhh!

[roar] Ahhhhh!

Waaaahaha!

Ahhh!

Ahh!

Ahhh!

Ahh!

Waaah!

Oh, no! Not that!

Waaah!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhhh!

Ahhh!

[evil laugh]

Wahooo!

Ahhh!

Ahh!

Ahhhh!

Waaah!

Oof!

Huh? Ahhh!

Up...

Over....

And GONE!

Way to go, Sonic.

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY!!

SURPRISE!!

Now that we've got the park to ourselves we thought it might be

nice to celebrate.

And have a real birthday cake!

Thanks, guys.

I thought you forgot.

There must be a way out of this stupid park somewhere.

Ha! Found it!

Go on, Sonic.

Make a wish and blowout the candles.

Whatever you say.

I hate that hedgehog!

Hey! Just what I wished for!

To have my cake.

and b*at him, too.

Dr. Robotnik loves omlettes!

Yeah, and he likes eggs too!

Chef to CoChef, light my fires!

Roger!

Burners on!

Don't you dumbots know you should never cook without

supervision?

That goes for you too, pals!

Never try to cook or use the stove without your parents

helping you.