01x43 - Sonically Ever After"

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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Mrs. Sacchrine: And now, children, it's story time.

Read us "Snoring Beauty"

No! "Snow Height and the Seven Squatty Guys".

There'll be time enough for all your favorites.

I told ya they were heading for the park!

Quick! After them!

Can't ya read?

Keep off the grass!

Er, sorry.

No littering!

No bike-riding!

No robots!

No egg-belly slow-mos!

I don't think that one worked.

No foolin'!

Quick! The Portable Portal Transporter!

I thought you had it.

But I thought YOU had it!

Oh, go get it!

You go get it!

GULP!

I think we're BOTH gonna get it!

And so, Hansel and Nettle got lost in the woods..

Watch out!

Ow! I think I sprained my tails!

You'll feel a lot better if you just sit down

and listen to this nice story.

Sonic!!

I got ya, li'l bud!

And I've got YOU!

Remember, Dr. Robotnik said to make the beam WIDE!

Get ready, aim, fire!

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Well, I've never seen anything like that before.

Well, stick around, sister.

Stuff like that happens to us all the time.

Where's Robotnik?

I got a better one for ya where are WE?

If I didn't know better, I'd say we were in a fairy tale.

But which one?

Hansel and Nettle!

The one with a house made of chili dogs in it!

CHILI DOGS???

Hansel and Nettle, my fave fairy tale,

for obvious reasons!

Hey!

I just noticed I'm a girl!

This is as weird as it gets!!

Huhn?

Who's that nibbling on my house?

It just got a heck of a lot weirder!

Why don't you two sweet adorable children come inside as lun

-ahem, FOR lunch?

Lunch?

Hey, what a nice old hag -er, lady.

Tails, wait!

The story!

Oh well

Wow! 'There's nothin' like the smell of chili cookin'

to get my tails twirlin'!

Why don't you two incredibly cute tykes help me by stirring

the chili while I prepare my secret ingredient.

Uh, sure, lady.

I wonder what the special ingredient is?

It's YOU, you miserable twerps!

YEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

OW! OW! OW! OW!

AAAAAAHHHHHH.

Hey, how'd you know that was gonna happen?

Li'l bud, always remember your fairy tales.

Is there a part where the witch throws giant balls of flaming

hot chili at Hansel and Nettle?

Nope.

Well, somebody oughta tell Robotnik that!

Take that! And that!

Time to split, kit!

It would taste so much better with eggs and hedgehog in it!

And so the witch added more jalapenos to the chili

and continued to chase the hedgehog.

That's odd.

I don't remember this version of Hansel and Nettle

I like it!

Me too.

Me four! Uh, three!

Get over here!

We've gotta fix this thing and get Dr. Robotnik

out of that Fairy Tale dimension.

Okay. Okay.

Right after this next story..

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Snow Height.

She was the tallest princess in the land,

but the queen was jealous of her..

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the tallest of them all?

It ain't you, string bean!

And so Snow Height hid in the house of the

Seven Squatty Guys.

Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty. Sonic, Tails, and Sid.

♪ Humming while you squat. Humming while you squat. ♪

♪ We like this dance a lot. ♪

[humming]

♪ Humming while you squat. Humming while you squat. ♪

[knocking]

'Now who could that be?

I'll give you three guesses.

Watch out for that -

OW!

beam!

Please buy my chili dog!

Chili dog! Gangway!

Tails, no!

What's the deal?

It's absolutely delicious!

GAAK!

Man!

He really doesn't know his fairy tales!

Fairy tales?

That's keerect!

And now you gotta kiss him or he'll sleep for weeksl

Kiss him??

But he's a short little two-tailed fox?

But you've got to!

If you do, I'll introduce you to,

er, Prince Charming!

Prince Charming?!

You got a deal!

SMACK!

Woah! That chili dog packs a wallop!

[knocking]

Who's there?

Robotnik: It's the big bad wolf! Open up!

Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in.

Wrong fairy tale, Robotnik!

Is it!?

WOOOOAAAHHH!!!!

Go to it, Snow!

There's your prince!

That guy with the leaf blower is Prince Charming in disguise!

My prince! My prince!

This is a very big girl.

Time to speed, keed.

I'm with you, but WHERE to?

We've gotta find some way outta this fairy tale world!

Come back here, you squatty little pest!

Huhn? Yikes!!

My prince! My prince!

Come back to me!

Are you my Fairy Godmother?

No, I'm your Fairy GodFATHER.

I'm gonna cast a spell you can't refuse.

Then, cinderella, they will fear you.

Gimme that!

Woah! This little device is just what the doctor ordered.

Yikes! How did that happen?

In this crazy world, ANYTHING is possible, li' bud.

Right you are, Sonic.

Perhaps you can help me with a little problem.

I've been meaning to tell you, you're gonna need

hedge clippers to cut those nose hairs!

Very funny, Hedgehog -but the problem I was referring to was

whether I turn you into a toadstool

or a TOAD???

Ribbit! Ribbit!

Whichever I do, it's the end of sonic the Hedgehog!

Let me see.

Perhaps I'll turn you into a HORSE.

Or a horse FLY!

Speaking of flies, let's buzz, cuz!

Speaking of flies, we can't!

Robotnik just turned the ground into fly paper!

Then what happened?

Kid: I don't understand it!

I've read Cinderella a thousand times and it never

ended like this!

I Got it!

Now let's Deteleport Dr. Robotnik!

Ok! Ready-aim-MMMF!

I'LL say fire!

Thanks.

YEOW!!!!

Oh, my goodness!

Something horrible is happening!

I've decided!

I'm going to turn YOU into a fly and YOU into a toad.

Promise you won't eat me?

I dunno..

it's been a long time since lunch.

Just Kiddin', Kiddo!

Hocus pocus, you are a -HUHHH?

Uh oh! Something went wrong!

No duh! That's a big surprise!

We're in the real world!

Yeah, but so are they!

Uh oh!

Fairy tales can come true and it's happening to you!!

Like fee fie fo fog,

I smell the blood of an uncool hedgehog!

There's nothing you can do here in the real world that'll scare

us, Robotnik!

Really?

Time to b*at feet and retreat, g*ng!

AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Which one of you baboons melted my Portable Portal Teleporter?

He did it!

Did not, he did it!

Him! Him!

Him! Him!

I know how to make you get your act together!

With magic as my w*apon, I'll turn Mobius

into my own private fairy tale!

[laughter]

Watch that in the future!

There's just no way we're gonna b*at Robotnik's magic!

Well, then, I'll just take a nap.

Great!

Cinderella's got her fairy tales crossed-up too

she thinks she's Sleeping Beauty!

We need a fast plan!

If I had my magic wand then the scum who turned you into a frog

would be suffering this minute!

Ribbit!

That's so strange.

I KNOW I've read these stories, but they never went like this.

they always ended happily ever after!

This is no time to talk about fairy tales!

We've gotta come up with an end to THIS story.

Wait a minute!

This is exactly the time for a fairy tale.

Whaddaya mean?

Listen.. once upon a time..

[whispering]

Robotnik: What a fool I've been.

Science -PAH!

Magic is where it's at!

Now the only thing that would make my triumph complete is the

utter humiliation and ruin of a certain hedgehog

and his friends.

Yoo hoo!

What's that?

What's cookin', good lookin'?

What can I do for you, my dear?

Rapunzel is the name, Egg-belly, long hair's my game!

Why don't you climb up see me sometime?

Maybe I'll kiss you.

Forget it!

I might give you my millions in gold!

Coming right up!

Hey, there aren't any steps!

I shall lower my beautiful hair so you may climb it,

fair prince!

I'm waaiiitinggg!

Hey! Hmmm.

This seems so familiar.

Oh well..

UH!

Honey, is that you?

It is I..

Where's my gold, Rapunzel my sweet?!

First a kiss!

Close your eyes and pucker up.

Snow: Ribbit.

What was that?

SMACK!

My prince!

I've found you!

GAAAK!

I'm getting the wand!

AAAAHHH!

I don't get it!

I kissed a toad!

I did that once!

Yeah, me too!

It was kinda nice.

I think he liked me!

Fee Fi Fo Fit! Dig it!

No, don't dig it..

burn it!

I don't think I like fairy tales anymore!

Remember, fairy tales do not introduce the child to the

dragon, but to the possibility of the defeat of the dragon!

Yeah, right!

She's right, Tails!

There are de FEET of the dragon right now!

AAAAGHHHHH!!!!!

Wait a minute! I just thought of something!

The story of "The Lion and the Mouse!"

Hold it right there, Dragon!

Come back to throw yourself on my mercy, Sonic?

Fat chance!

I don't need your mercy, Fat head!

You'll pay for that, Sonic!

Roast him, Dragon!

Hang on!

First, I just wanted to take time out to shake this

dragon's paw!

Toast him!

Come on, big guy!.

Gimme your paw!

I knew it!

Poor Dragon!

There!

Down boy!

I love you, too!

How did you DO that?

Guess you don't remember your fairy tales:

"The Lion and the Mouse" is now "The Hedgehog and the Dragon."

Burn him up, you big slobbering idiot!

Grrrrrr!

Er, big NICE slobbering idiot?

Arrrggghhh!

I hate that Hedgehog.

Now, troops, it's us against just the three of them.

Sure, no sweat.

Only one of them has a magic wand and the other one is a

beatnik as big as a house!

And the other is Scratch and Grounder,

and they're too stupid to count!

Well, it's not a REAL fairy tale,

but I have an idea for a story..

[whispering]

That's screwy!

Everyone knows the real story is Jack and the EGGPLANT!

This'll never work!

Like fee fie fo fog, I smell the blood of a

nowheresville hedgehog.

Yo! Big Daddyo!

Be you square or be you hip,

I'll crush your bones and make a dip.

You are the uncoolest, man.

You got to drop the beatnik thing and get with the program.

Beanstalks, baby!

Like it's radically contempo up here, dude.

I can dig it!

Sure, dude, but can you CLIMB it?

You're buggin' me, man!

Here's where I get off!

Home, James!

Bummer.

Quickly, children! Cut down the beanstalk!

Where is that big dufus?

How long can it take him to conquer a hemisphere?

When I'm through with him, he won't know what hit him!

Playtime is over!

Now it's time to see what this wand can do!

[maniacal laughter]

That's it! Lights out!

End of story!

Too bad THIS isn't a story.

Who says it isn't?

Where we goin', Sonic?

You promised to be my friend till the end,

didn't you, Ii'I buddy?

Sure, but -

Well that's where we're goin'!

And now for a few small natural disasters!

Huh?? Is this thing on the fritz?

What's happening?

It's the end! The end!

Stop being so melodramatic!

But look!

It is the end, Robotnik!

I hate happy endings and I hate that Hedgehog!

My wand!

Did I miss something?

Dig ya later, daddyo!

Thanks, Sonic!

I love you, Prince Robotnik!

Come on, you tinker toys, we've got to repair

that portal teleporter!

Why?

Oh, I just had a few other characters I thought might be

fun to have around...

Mrs. Saccharine: And so, Sonic the Hedgehog saved the day and they all lived

happily ever after.

[cheers]

That's it, children.

Every story must end even this one..

but it's no fairy tale to say see you soon for more

"Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog".

What's this Sonic?

It's the Library, Tails.

C'mon!!

At the library you can find books

about a million different things!

Books can take you to another world,

like Fairy Tales, or Prehistoric times!

Wow! Dinosaurs!

Use your Public Library!

Cuz when it comes to information,

learning and entertainment.

books got you covered!