02x30 - The Vacation

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♪ Meet George Jetson ♪


♪ His boy Elroy ♪


♪ Daughter Judy ♪


♪ Jane his wife ♪♪


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Boy, this job is a k*ller.


'I spend an hour a day, two days a week'


'working my fingers to the bone.'


[alarm blaring]


Oh, boy! Time to go home.


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thud


Now, where's my card?


'Hmm, "Galaxy Charge It Card.'


'"Master Market.'


'Planetarian Express."'


'Ah, here it is. "Park-A-Car Card."'


[beeping]


[whirring]


vroom


(Judy) 'Elroy, it's almost o'clock!'


(Elroy) Already? Come on, Astro.


Hurry, it's gonna start in a minute.


We're just in time.


Get ready, get set


and let's play the Galaxy Guesser Game!


And here's your host


you guessed it, Gus Guesser!


[audience applauding]


Wow, what a hunk of moonbeam!


Moonbeam? What do you mean?


You know, a zinger.


Fab, far-out, wild and wooly.


- A real heart clutcher. - Yuck!


Before we start the fun, let's look at some of the prizes


the winners will receive.


'A -room cabin on your very own half-acre asteroid!'


'A supersonic skateboard that obeys your silent command'


'and can travel miles..'


vroom


'...in milliseconds!'


Boy, I'd like to win that!


And for you viewers at home


here's your chance to play the Galaxy Guesser Game.


'I'm gonna make a random call.'


'If you can answer two simple quickie quiz questions'


you will win this week's surprise prize.


whir whir


ding ding


(Elroy) 'Hey, that's our number!'


Yeah, maybe we'll win a prize.


Mom should answer. She's smarter than any of us.


Okay, let's make that call and meet our contestant.


Venus - - - .


Mom, there's a call coming in for you!


(Elroy) 'Yeah, it's Gus Guesser from the Galaxy Guesser Program.'


Hello, this is the Galaxy Guesser Program.


And I am Gus Guesser. Who am I speaking with?


Jane Jetson.


(Gus) 'Alright, Jane, if you have the correct answers'


to my two quickie quiz questions


you will win this week's surprise prize.


Are you ready to play the Galaxy Guesser Game?


I-I, I guess so.


(Gus) 'What is the square root of , , ?'


- Come on, mom. Come on. - Give it a try.


One thousand three hundred and five point six-oh-four-oh-seven.


Uh, that's right.


'Now, if you have the correct answer to my second question'


'you will win this week's surprise prize.'


[laughing] We're reaching into the galaxy for this one.


'What word borrowed from the Greeks means star?'


slurp


- 'Astro!' - Uh, right again!


- Hurray! Yeah, mom. - Way to go, mom!


(Gus) 'Congratulations.'


'You and your family have just won a weekend cruise'


on the fabulous Love Rocket.


[barking]


slurp slurp


Down, boy, down.


'How do you feel about that, Jane Jetson?'


Oh!


Have a good trip! And no pets allowed.


[howling]


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[whistling]


screech


crash crash crash


Watch it, will ya?


[whistling]


Boy, the traffic is terrible.


[horn blaring]


It gets worse every day.


By the time I get home from the office, my nerves are frazzled.


boing


Oh, boy, do I need a vacation!



whoosh


George, George, guess what happened?


I work hard all day, and when I get home


I gotta guess what happened.


'Elroy got an A on his report card.'


No.


- Judy cleaned her room. - 'Better than that.'


I won the surprise prize on the Galaxy Guesser Program.


And I'm going on a weekend cruise aboard


the fabulous Love Rocket.


Oh, no, you're not! Who's gonna fix my dinner when I get home?


You're coming with me.


And what about Judy and Elroy?


- They're coming, too. - And who's gonna feed Astro?


And-and-and, uh, you what?


I won the surprise prize on the Galaxy Guesser Program.


And we're all going on the Love Rocket for a weekend vacation.


[whispering] Except A-S-T-R-O.


[howling]


How do you feel about that, George?


thud


That's the way I felt, too.


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Hmm, a little bulky.


wham


wham


I'm all packed. How about you, Jane?


(Jane) I haven't started yet.


I just don't know what to wear.


(George) 'Try pickin' every tenth dress.'


Better than that, I'll bring them all.


beep


bam bam bam


I'm ready.


Gee, Rosie, aren't you gonna take care of Astro


while we're gone?


Sorry, Roy boy. This is my weekend off.


And I'm due for an oil change.


But Astro can't stay here by his self.


(Rosie) He won't.


Astro will be spending the weekend


at the Mutt Hutt Kennel.


Astro won't be happy in a kennel, dad.


- Can't we bring him with us? - Sorry, Elroy, no pets allowed.


But I'm gonna miss him, and vice versa.


We'll only be gone for the weekend.


'Astro won't have time to miss you.'


[howling]


Now, let's see. Next pickup, Skypad Apartments.


Party named Jetson.


'Ah, there it is.'


Dad, the man from the kennels is here to pick up Astro.


muah


[whimpering]


Wait! You're coming with us, Astro.


Ri ram? Roh, roy!


[barking]


Sorry, mister. There's been a change in plans.


[barking]


snip snip snip


There. Okay, Astro, hop in.


[upbeat music]


Hmm, that won't work.


You better lie down.


thud thud


And stop wagging your tail.


Hah! That's better.


(man on PA) 'Hey, all you lovers, welcome aboard the Love Rocket.'


'We will sail in five minutes for a fun-filled weekend'


'in outer space.'


Visitors, please leave the ship.


[indistinct chatter]


[all cheering]


Hold on, Judy. We're gonna take off.


Oh, this is so exciting.


[rumbling]


[whooshing]


[upbeat music]


I'm gonna take a few laps around the deck while you unpack.


It'll make me feel better.


Okay, but don't be too long.


Now what? We can't keep Astro in that suitcase all weekend.


I-I'll think of somethin'.


knock knock


(George) 'Hi, kids.'


Uh-oh, it's dad.


Astro, quick, lie down.


thud


Anyone for jogging?


(Elroy) 'Not now. Uh, I-I, I'm still unpacking.'


thud thud


What's that noise?


That's me, dad. M-my foot fell asleep.


Hmm. Well, if you change your mind, I'll be on deck.


- Wow, that was close. - Yeah.


I'll see if mom needs some help.


And I'll go think of some way to hide Astro.


[whining]


Boy, this fresh space air feels good.


It's gonna be a wonderful weekend.



(female # ) 'Oh, George. George Jetson!'


Imagine, meeting again after all these years.


- Huh? - Oh.


You don't remember me, do you, Georgie?


Well, uh, I, uh..


♪ Brick-a-bracker hit the sky ♪


♪ Wick-a-wacker Orbit High ♪♪


Yay!


Of course, you're Sally Spaceout


the cheerleader from Orbit High.


[chuckling] You got it, Georgie.


'And now I'm the assistant entertainment director'


'aboard the Love Rocket.'


Georgie, you don't remember


our high school play, do you?


Yeah, you were Juliet and I was Romeo.


Oh, George, you're still my Romeo.


I fell for you when you fell off the ladder


in the elopement scene.


Uh, uh, bu-bu-but, uh, uh..


And now, destiny


has brought us together again.


Speaking of destiny, I think you ought to know that I'm, I'm..


Oh, time for rehearsal.


See you later, Romeo!


She never gave me a chance to say I'm married.


[girls squealing]


Oh, look, it's Boy-Boy Nova, the fab rock star.


Oh, give me your autograph, Boy-Boy.


Ooh, I love you, Boy-Boy.


[girls squealing]


Hey, hey, so sorry, girls.


But no more autographs today.


(all) Oh!


(Boy-Boy) 'Whoa, Jane, baby.'


How lucky you are running into me!


Oh, I'd feel luckier if I knew why.


Hey, let me give you a little hint.


[laughing]


Why, you are Blinky Sunspot, my first boyfriend.


Now known as Boy-Boy Nova


the hottest rock star in the universe.


'And Janey, baby, your luck is holding out.'


- Really? - Well, don't swoon now.


But I'm gonna woo, spoon, and spark you.


- And fizzle out. - Huh?


You're talking to a happily married woman, Blinky


or Boy-Boy, whatever the case maybe.


Okay, okay, I'll forgive you for making that mistake.


Forget about your husband.


screech


Ol' Boy-Boy is back.


[laughing]


Boy-Boy Nova, alias Blinky Sunspot.


[chuckling] George would blow a fuse


if he knew Blinky was on board.


Jane would blow her top if she knew Sally was on board.


Jane was always jealous of her.


It's George.


[whistling]


Hi, Georgie, your Juliet has come to jog with her Romeo.


Oh, hi, Juliet. Uh, I mean, Sally.


By the way, whatever happened


to that plain-Jane Jane you used to date?


Well, that's what I wanted to tell you before.


You see, Jane and I are--


Oh, darn, time for another rehearsal.


(Sally) 'Sorry, Romeo, gotta go!'


[kisses]


Dad! I gotta tell Judy about this.


(Boy-Boy) 'Hey, rejoice, Jane.'


'I got the clues to your blues.'


It's as simple as a dimple.


You ditch the dude and become my bird.


You have the honor of being


the seventh Mrs. Boy-Boy Nova.


Yeah. Mwah, mwah!


[gasps] Mom!


I saw that glamor puss


mesmerizing our dad with my own eyes.


And I saw that phony rock singer turn mom's head.


- 'We gotta do somethin'.' - 'We got to break it off.'


- 'We need save the marriage.' - 'Right.'


[gasps] I got an idea.


So do I.


[upbeat music]


- Hi, there. - Hi.


I'm, uh, JB.


- The big video producer. - Really?


(Elroy) 'I'm looking for, er, someone to star in my next movie.'


Really?


Of course, uh, you'll have to spend


the rest of the cruise in your cabin


studying your script.


But, uh, you'll be a big star.


[laughing] I've heard that line before, mister.


Besides, you're too short for me.


Gee, mom told me I was big for my age.


[upbeat music]


- 'Hi, there.' - Greetings.



Uh, do you know Space Rock Around the Clock?


(Boy-Boy) 'Ooh, never heard of it.'


Too bad, I thought you'd like to


swizzle a little sizzle with me.


(Boy-Boy) 'Hey, so sorry, kid.'


Go find someone your own age to pitch some woo with.


♪ Hey Jane you drive me insane ♪


♪ I lost my cool ♪


♪ I feel like a fool ♪♪


And so do I!


Boy, this vacation is turning out to be a nightmare.


If Jane sees me with Sally, she'll have a fit.


Yoo-hoo! Romeo!


It's your Juliet.


How about a kiss?


muah muah muah


Hubba, uh, hubba-ba..


George, have you seen Elroy and Judy?


Uh, no, why?


I want them to get ready for the costume ball tonight.


I'll tell 'em if I see 'em.


[chuckling]


[giggling] You animal, you.


Kiss me again.


I wonder where those kids are.


I haven't seen them since we came aboard.


Yoo-hoo! Baby Jane!


Oh, no. Not him again.


(Boy-Boy) 'Hey, wait for your papa, mama.'


Dig this love song I wrote for you.


'It's called I Get A Pain In The Rain.'


'When I Think of Jane--'


- Hi. - Hi.


Sorta chokes you up, right?


I'm gonna wail a tune that will make you swoon.


screech


[panting]


Oh, boy, that was close.


Romeo! How about that kissy?


That Boy-Boy is no joy-joy.


He'll have me swooning alright, but from exhaustion.


Great news, baby Jane.


'I got the solution to our pollution.'


We'll fly away in this life pod to some jumpin' asteroid


'and be together temporarily forever.'


Uh, you wait there, I'll-I'll get my lipstick.


Smart girl.


- 'How romantic!' - 'Huh?'


I said how romantic, meeting in a life pod.


Yeah.


(man on PA) 'And now that we've all enjoyed a great dinner'


'let's start the contest for best costume.'


'It's going to be a close race. I see some fabulous get-ups.'


Gee, doesn't Elroy look cute?


And Judy looks adorable.


The winner will be chosen by your applause.


Here's a gentleman dressed as a chicken.


'And here's a charming princess.'


[audience applauding]


Astro!


Oh, wow, what an incredible costume!


Could've fooled me. You look like a real dog.


'Let's hear it for Mr. uh, Mr. uh..'


His name is Astro.


'Astro!'


[audience applauding]


'The winner is...Mr. Astro.'


And to present the trophy, here's Sally Spaceout.


Congratulations, Mr. Astro.


Oh, no!


Oh, there you are, gorgeous.


Oh, no!


Sally!


Oh, Boy-Boy.


Uh, Jane..


Uh, George, I have something to tell you.


I have something to tell you, too.


You first, George.


Mm-wah!


- I love you. - And I love you.


- And we love both of you. - And we love both of you.


Me, too!


[all laughing]


(Jane) 'Oh.'


'Now I know why they call it the Love Rocket.'


(Elroy) 'Gee, I had a great time. How about you, Judy?


- I did, too! And so did Astro. - Yeah!


(George) 'As far as I'm concerned, I'm glad to be home.'


(Jane) Me, too.


Oh, boy, I need a week's vacation


to recover from that weekend vacation.


Try a month.


And once again, it's time to make that random call


'for the correct answer to our quickie quiz question.'


[beeping]


Hello, is anybody home?


Uh, yeah. I-I'm home. I'm Elroy Jetson.


Well, Elroy, are you ready to play the Galaxy Guesser Game?


Uh-huh.


By the size and shape of this container



can you guess what's in it?


- Yucky. - 'You're right.'


(Gus) 'It's a can of Yukki Dog Food.'


(Elroy) Mom, dad, you'll never guess what happened.


We just won another weekend cruise


on the Love Rocket.


screech


Mom? Dad?


Mom? Dad?


Hmm, I don't get it.


They were here a minute ago. I wonder why they left.


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