01x08 - Episode 8

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Deadloch". Aired: 2 June 2023 – present.*
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In the town of Deadloch, Tasmania, preparations are being made for the Winter Feastival when a local man turns up dead and a detective from Darwin arrives to work on the investigation.
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01x08 - Episode 8

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[SCREAMING]

[DULCIE] Sam O'Dwyer
is our first victim.

[EDDIE] Photos of your injuries:

cracked pelvis, fractured
wrist, broken elbow.

[DULCIE] Someone knew
what Sam did to Victoria,

and they m*rder*d him because of it.

I don't want Margaret's money, Aleyna,

I want her to give us our land back.

[MARGARET] I know this
is Miranda's earring,

which means she's been
trespassing on my land.

[DULCIE] Last night, six bodies
were recovered from Deadloch Lake.

[ABBY] They just pulled
a car out of the lake.

The bobbing bodies car
belongs to William Carruthers.

[DULCIE] Margaret's brother?

[ABBY] I found this under the seat.

It's Victoria O'Dwyer's missing shoe.

This town is full of
man-hating lesbians.

I'm bringing those psycho b*tches in.

- [WOMEN SCREAMING]
- [MEN SHOUTING]

[HASTINGS] it's amazing what
you find when you actually look.

Tongues, in all your mates' freezers.

[ALEYNA] They're taking every remaining
Deadloch man over the age of

to some secure, undisclosed location.

[ABBY] The k*ller is
targeting c**ts, James.

You're the biggest c**t I've ever met!

You should get on the bus!

[EDDIE] Female K*llers
don't k*ll for notoriety.

It's a f*cking man.

[WATER DRIPS]

♪ ♪

[INDISTINCT SCREAMING AND GROANING]

[MANY WOMEN SPEAK LOUDLY]

- [DULCIE] OK. Yes... Yes...
- [INDISTINCT SPEAKING CONTINUES]

Can everybody just quieten down, please?

I've already confessed
to the m*rder, Dulcie.

- [WOMEN CONTINUE]
- God, it's a f*cking aviary in here.

I know that this is not ideal,

but there's not enough room for
you all in the cells at the station.

I uninvite you to Mardi Gras, Dulcie.

Fern and Angela will be starving.

[GASPS] Her children are starving!

- Oh, they're not children, they're dogs.
- [RETCHES]

See, Nadiyah's worried sick.

Darling, my lawyer is going to fix this.

I'm sick because I'm pregnant, Cath.

I don't want your gubba lawyer.

Wait, what? You're pregnant?

- Mm-hm.
- Oh, my God!

Can everyone just shut up?

[SILENCE]

Thank you. Thanks.

- [MARGARET] Dulcie.
- Yes.

What is going on?

Hastings thinks that you
are k*lling the men together,

like a netball team of serial K*llers.

- [SHARELLE] What? Us?
- That's ridiculous.

[EDDIE] Yeah, yeah. No,
come on, relax your tits.

We know none of you did it, OK?

Vic, Abby found the shoe that
you lost the night of Sam's death.

It was in the same car the k*ller
used to store the lake bodies.

We think the k*ller picked you up
when you were walking into town.

They drove you to Aleyna's.

And then they went
back and m*rder*d Sam.

[EDDIE] Do you remember who drove you?

Anything at all? Clothing,
smell, their voice?

No.

The last thing I remember was

Sam falling into the water at the shack,

and then, suddenly, it was the next day

and the nurse was trying
to feed me a sandwich.

Dulcie, darling, I mean,
surely you can work out

the identity of the
person who drove Victoria

from the car's registration.

The car was registered to your brother.

William?

[DULCIE] When was the last time
you saw your brother, Margaret?

Yeah. Or his schmicko four-wheel drive?

[MARGARET] It has to
be, oh, five, six...

Yes. Six years ago.

We had a row about Carruthers
Island and he moved to Ubud.

[SHARELLE] Ugh.

I assumed he'd sold
the car before he left.

There's been no contact since then?

No.

He is in Ubud, isn't he?

Oh, Sven's checking that with
the Indonesian embassy now.

[MARGARET] OK, darling, thank you.

[DULCIE] Hang on, where's Skye?

[SHARELLE] If she's been
bailed, I'll be f*cking furious.

- [NADIYAH] She's gone.
- What?

Yeah, after she was released,
she decided that Tom, Vic and I

should leave Deadloch
and never come back.

And when we said maybe not, she
cracked it and drove of without us.

It was the best night ever.

- Oh, f*ck. Real smart move.
- [WOMAN] I saw her drive off in her Subaru.

f*cking Hastings has probably got
a sn*per trained on her as we speak.

[MURMURING]

- Abby, see if you can get in contact with Skye.
- Yes, ma'am.

What about you, Doctor Mayor?

Remember who dropped Vic
off the night Sam d*ed?

I told you, I thought she'd walked.

Also, I'm night-blind, so I need
to see with my ears, like a bat.

OK. Margaret, do you remember anything?

I wasn't there for long.

Sharelle, what about you?

f*ck the cops.

- OK. Alright, yep.
- Fair.

[VIC] There was a song.

What was that, Vic?

I do remember being in the car...

... and there was a song playing.

♪ ♪

[SVEN SPEAKING INDONESIAN] Apa kabar?

Baik, baik.

Bisa tanya...

apakah ada pria yang bernama William
Carruthers yang tinggal di Ubud?

[WHISPERS] No, no, no, no...

Ya, ya. Saya bisa tunggu.

Saya bisa tunggu.

[CAR DOOR SLAMS]

[WHISPERS] sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t...

OK, was it that Robbie
Williams and Kylie Minogue song?

- What's that called?
- "Kids"!

- "Kids"! "Kids", yes. Was it "Kids"?
- No, no, it wasn't that song.

OK, OK... Another Kylie one.

Was it, um, "Locomotion"?
"I Should Be So Lucky"?

Uh, uh... "Can't Get
You Out Of My Head"?

Um... Uh, "Step Back In Time"?

Ooh, ooh! "Confide In Me"?
That's an underrated banger.

Can you stop? Stop. Stop
shouting songs at her.

She is not a DJ at a wedding.

- Yeah, I've lost it now.
- [DOOR BANGS]

- Ugh...
- [HASTINGS] Radcliffe! Connell!

Get the f*ck out!

- Sir, we just wanted to talk to...
- Out!

Before I arrest you for improper
relationship with criminals.

[CATH] Excuse me, that's h*m*!

There's nothing improper
about Dulcie and I.

I mean, we are in the
process of breaking up, but...

Cath, shush it! This is not helping!

- [HASTINGS] Get out! Now!
- [DULCIE] Yes, we're going, Shane.

Uh, Commissioner, I'm
Margaret Carruthers.

How long do you think
this is going to take?

[DOOR SLAMS HEAVILY]

Commissioner, we reckon Sam
O'Dwyer was assaulting his wife

and that the k*ller knew about it and...

Yeah, of course she did. 'Cause
the k*ller is Skye f*cking O'Dwyer,

and now she's done a f*cking runner.

Connell, did you tip
her off about the raids?

What? No, of course I didn't, sir.

You've probably got
O'Dwyer on speed-dial.

Ugh. Mate, her phone barely works.

Look, she's got one f*cking bar!

- [DULCIE] Sir, I didn't...
- Nah!

I should have done
this f*cking weeks ago.

You've got your head
so far up these women

you can't see the puss for the bush.

[FAINTLY] Uh...

Connell, I'm suspending you from duties.

- You f*cking what?
- Sir...

- Sir, no. You cannot do this.
- End of discussion.

Get out of here. Go home!

Go colour-code your
Birkenstocks or some sh*t.

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[INDISTINCT SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

Alright...

Which one of you's the k*ller?

They're gonna want to
put me away for this,

and I am not taking the rap for you lot.

I've got a kid at home.

- We've all got kids, Sharelle.
- I don't.

[CATH] Well, I don't have kids either,

but the bond I have
with my dogs is maternal.

I mean, I didn't birth
them, physically...

f*ck's sake! Cath, stop inserting
yourself into everything,

you emotional truffle-pig!

I'm sorry... Excuse me?

[NADIYAH] The whole time these
murders have been happening,

you have only been concerned
with how they affect you.

Well, that's not true. I love Deadloch.

Really? Because all Dulcie
has been trying to do

is stop people from dying,

and you broke up with her because of it.

[MARGARET] Darlings, come on.

Women have to support other women.

Oh, f*ck up, c**t.

My mum is in jail because you
made up some bullshit story

about her stealing an antique g*n.

Now my kid is growing up
without her nanna because of you.

[CATH] Oh, my God, is
that true, Margaret?

Sharelle, what can I do to help?

Well, you can move.

Thanks to all you tree-changers

that I have to work five jobs
just to afford to live here.

Mm-hm. Deadloch's gone to the dogs
since all you lesbians arrived.

f*ck, Nessa! Shut up!
You can't say that sh*t.

- What if your son hears?
- So?

So he's gay.

Dolphie's not... gay.

What? Of course he is.

Oh, did none of you know?

See, this is what I'm talking about.

All that civility and no actual
community amongst you c**ts.

Like you, dog-mum. You're a c**t.

Yes-mayor, you're a c**t.

Morning-sickness, you're borderline.

And you, Margaret f*cking Carruthers,

I hate you the most, you
supercharged f*cking c**t.

I'll just say it.

If we're looking for a k*ller,

Sharelle's the only one
with a criminal record.

I don't have a record, I'm just black.

And when would I have
the time to m*rder?

If I had free time, I would
take my kid to the pool,

not k*ll her f*cking dad.

[ALEYNA] Exactly.

Who has the time to
tranquilise all these men,

strip them naked and then
drag them around everywhere?

Because I know I don't.

I don't have time to sh*t.

[CATH] Ooh! What was that?

Chicken?

Tammy, I'm already in jail!

Don't make it f*cking worse!

My bad. Here's some Cheezels.

Sharelle, Auntie Fay's on the
phone with the legal service,

and she wants to know what the
toilet situation is in there.

Tammy, Miranda?

- It's just chips, Abby.
- Everyone deserves chips.

Uh, it's not about chips.

Margaret found this over on the island.

Wow, that's a... cool earring, eh?

Yeah. I've never seen an
earring like that before.

OK, well, you have, because you
were wearing one exactly like it

the morning you discovered Trent's body.

f*ck! You know what's happened there?

It was that massive kelp gull.

Yeah. He must have flown
it over to the island.

Look, I don't care if
you ever go over there,

but if Margaret finds
out it's happening again,

she's going to do more than
just give you a warning.

Listen, have either of you ever
seen anyone else over on the island?

No, because we never
even been out there.

Oh, my God, whatever. Um, just go home.

I'll leave you some
chips. They're sh*t chicken

Thank you.

- [MIRANDA] f*ck, Tammy!
- [TAMMY] We'll be OK.

Let's just go for a walk.

[MAN SCREAMING]

Johnson, we got a KLOF
out on Skye O'Dwyer?

- [MAN] Yes, sir.
- Commissioner, I am telling you it's not her.

Connell, get out of here.

- [MEN EXCLAIM]
- Jesus! f*ck!

- f*ck!

- f*ck me dead!
- f*cking hell!

Jesus. Oh, my God. Someone get
Dr Rahme out of the locker cell!

[HASTINGS] Jesus, Phil!
What happened, mate?

- He's bleeding!
- Why is he not on the bus?

- [PHIL GROANING]
- I don't know.

- Or something's happened to the f*cking bus!
- Abby, get hold of that passenger list.

- Yes, ma'am.
- He's been sh*t! It's a chest wound!

The blood is from his tongue, Shane.

[GROANS] His f*cking
tongue's been cut out!

- [DULCIE] Phil, you're OK. Don't try and talk.
- That psycho f*cking bitch!

Don't try and talk, just nod.
Did you walk from the bus?

Get back, Connell. You're not
part of this investigation.

Shane, if he walked from the bus,
then it's probably still nearby!

- Which bitch did this to you, mate?
- [SCREAMS]

The k*ller could be on the bus, Shane!

- [ALEYNA] Coming through, please.
- Stay with me, Phil. Get her out of here!

She'll try and finish
the job her mate started.

I'm a doctor.

I have a duty of care even
to Phil f*cking McGangus.

Tip your head forward,
Phil, and keep breathing.

Commissioner, the bus hasn't
arrived at its destination.

- Phil, mate, has Skye O'Dwyer h*jacked the bus?
- Call Ray.

- Detective, call Ray!
- Yeah.

- Is it Skye O'Dwyer?
- The k*ller is a man, Shane!

He was probably on the bus already.

Was she on the f*cking bus, mate?

- He can't talk, Shane!
- Agh! [SCREAMS]

Davo, get him to type
on your phone. Hurry up!

[MAN] I don't know how! Work
just switched us over to Galaxies.

Oh, sh*t! I switched it off!

Phil, Phil, just f*cking type into mine.

- Where is the bus, Phil?
- [GROANS]

- [ALEYNA] f*ck!
- Is she executing the men?

Come on, Tom, come on, come on.

- Come on!
- Wake up, you pigeon-chested f*ck!

- [ALEYNA GRUNTS]
- It's Tom. Just text me.

Oh, my God!

- [HASTINGS] Where's the bus?!
- G'day, it's Ray. Well, um...

It's me on my voicemail.

He's unconscious. Has someone
called a f*cking ambulance?

[HASTINGS] We need to
find that f*cking bus!

- [ALEYNA] Stay with me.
- Come on.

Come on, Ray.

[HASTINGS] Listen up.

At hours, men and boys
boarded a bus out of Deadloch,

headed for safety.

In the intervening hours, our
prime suspect, Skye O'Dwyer,

has h*jacked that bus.

Digital are pulling a location from
the phones as we speak, but, men...

[PHONE BUZZES]

... we need to prepare
ourselves for the worst.

We're gonna need to nut-up.

We don't know what we're
going to find on that bus.

This could be the Geeveston
Party Bus disaster all over again.

[ALL COMPLAIN INDISTINCTLY]

I want everyone fully armed.

Who knows what that
psycho bitch is capable of?

[MAN] sh*t.

OK, fellas, we need to move out
when their location comes in.

So get yourselves ready, 'cause
it's gonna get f*cking ugly.

[MEN SHOUT INDISTINCTLY]

What the f*ck are you doing? You're
gonna get f*cking caught in here.

Oh, none of them are
going to come in here.

They're all terrified of female urine.

Well, what if I want to do a sh*t?
I don't want you f*cking listening.

Well, then I will pop on a song.

- [MURMURS] Ugh... My God...
- Come on, Tom, answer your phone.

- What the f*ck is this f*cking bus psycho up to?
- [PHONE RINGS]

I don't know, but he's not
taking them on a hop-on,

hop-off winery tour, is he?

Oh!

- Oh...
- [ABBY] Just me, ma'ams.

Here's a list of all the
passengers on the bus.

I also stole Nadiyah's phone
from the police station.

Abby, you cannot just steal a phone.

OK, yes, but, also, you can't
just run an illegal investigation

out of a toilet cubicle, ma'am.

Well, OK, then.

I just thought that Nadiyah
might have a tracking app for Tom,

just like James used to have for me.

- [DOOR BANGS]
- Oh!

[SVEN] Oh, whoops, this
is the ladies' bathroom.

Oh, no, I had no idea.

OK, so, William Carruthers'
passport hasn't been used since .

- What?
- Yeah. It's super weird.

Big Eyes, you're absolutely sure that

William Carruthers isn't
one of the bobbing bodies?

Very sure. He disappeared before
the k*ller started k*lling.

OK. OK. Uh...

You two find out whatever you can

about William Carruthers' whereabouts.

Our priority right now is
finding the people on the bus.

- Oh, give me that phone.
- No.

You're not going to
guess Nadiyah's password.

Let's start with the classics, .

- It's Tom's birthday.
- Oh, that's so sweet.

Nadiyah's such a nice lady, isn't she?

- [SVEN] She is.
- Yeah, she is.

I doubt she would have
a tracking app on...

Ah, no. OK. She does. There is it.

[SVEN] Mm. Anxious-attachment style.

Oh, my God, the reception
in here is terrible!

[EDDIE] Alright. Let's
look at this passenger list.

What have we got here?
Mike, Hunter, Dolph...

We've got Ray... Ah...

- [PHONE BEEPS]
- I got a location on Tom's phone.

[HASTINGS] Right, fellas, listen up.

Hurry up, Collins,
something's going on out there.

What? Wait. No, that can't be right.

What?

Telco coordinates show

the men are in the middle of
the ocean, headed to Melbourne.

And, as suspected, so is Skye O'Dwyer.

Her phone is on the boat too.

- [MAN] sh*t.
- That's right.

Man-hijacker Skye f*cking O'Dwyer
has the bus on the Bass Strait ferry.

- [MEN EXCLAIM ANGRILY]
- Jesus f*cking Christ!

- What a f*cking bitch.
- [HASTINGS] I know.

She's f*cking diabolical.

Helicopters are standing
by to chopper us out to sea

to rescue the men from that woman.

OK, fellas, let's move out.

[MEN SHOUT AND CHEER]

Oh, no. No, I don't want this, thanks.

- I do... I don't want any of this.
- [EDDIE WHISPERS] Hey! Oi! Oi!

- Go, Sven.
- [HASTINGS] Come on, fellas!

- Call me, call me.
- [SVEN] Oh... Um...

- Go, go.
- OK.

[SIRENS WAIL]

[EDDIE] So, according
to Skye's phone data,

she left Deadloch and drove inland.

And then she called Tom and
backtracked towards the coast.

Right. And somewhere
along Settler Highway,

her mobile started pinging
off the same phone towers

as the phones on the bus.

So, what? Skye's Subaru
just intercepted the bus

and then she just started
travelling with the men?

It looks that way.

So, Skye did hijack the bus?

No, no!

Maybe. Uh...

No. No.

Skye is a hothead. She...

She drove off angry,

came to her senses,
called Tom to apologise,

and then went to wherever the bus was.

But why would she get on the bus?

Look, maybe sh... I don't know.

Let's just hope that the interception
point answers that question,

because right now, it
makes no bumming sense.

[SLOW HUMMING]

[VIC CONTINUES HUMMING SLOWLY]

No. What's that tune?

That's Happy Birthday again, hun.

- Ah.
- Keep going. You're doing really well.

- [CHUCKLES]
- [DOOR OPENS]

You've been released. You're free to go.

[WOMEN MURMUR HAPPILY]

No. Just you.

No, darling, it's
supposed to be everyone.

Well, my goodness, I don't know how...

This... This is a mistake.

- Oh, bullshit.
- Darlings, I'll get you out of here.

I won't rest until it happens.

That f*cking c**t.

[ABBY] So, no sign of him?

OK, thanks.

- [DOOR OPENS]
- [MARGARET] I'm fine. I can see my car waiting.

[EXHALES]

[ABBY] Excuse me, Mrs Carruthers?

Mrs Carruthers, William's not in Ubud.

Is there any chance
he never left Deadloch?

Uh...

Well, I... I don't see how.

Abby, is he a victim of
the serial k*ller too?

- Um...
- Is he in the lake?

It's possible.

My poor William.

Thank you. Thank you for telling me.

Yeah, hm.

Um, sorry, ma'am,

unfortunately, we don't have enough
resources to search the entire...

Of course not. Of course.
No, I assumed as much.

- ... the lake fully to locate William's body.
- Don't apologise.

But if you would like
to fund a search, then...

I think that, um, the
lake, it's so deep,

and, um, the resources that
it would take to search,

and then, even then, it's likely
we'd never find him, would we?

Well, obviously, it's up to you.

Um, but if you'd...

[ENGINE STARTS]

So, Collins, this bit of the road

is where Skye met the
men and h*jacked the bus?

[DULCIE] Yeah, according to the telcos.

Agh, my reception is...

Ugh.

So, where the f*ck's her car, then?

That's a good question.

Ha!

You can't take a bus on
the Bass Strait ferry.

What? OK, look, see, you can...

- Hey, wh... Hold still!
- Yeah, OK, you can take...

You can horse floats,
jet skis, amphibious cars,

but you cannot take a full-sized bus.

The bus isn't on the boat.

[PHONE RINGS]

What have you got for me, Sven?

OK, my phone battery's about
to die, but super quick:

Hastings' men stormed
the Bass Strait ferry,

and you'll never believe it...

The bus isn't on the boat?

The bus isn't on the boat. Yeah.

f*ck.

- [SOFTLY] Hey, you got a phone charger?
- [WOMAN] No, sorry, it's in the car.

Uh, anyway, everyone seems
genuinely shocked by that.

One of the cops punched
the side of a truck,

which was, like, very masc of him.

They did manage to
find Skye's car, though.

Guess what was in the boot.

Was it mobile phones?

It absolutely was, yes.

So where the f*ck are the men, then?

Um, they're searching
the ship for them now.

They're currently doing a
sweep of the onboard cinema.

[DULCIE] Oh. Oh, the cinema?

So, where does Hastings
think they're hiding,

under the seats like
a bunch of old Jaffas?

[SILENCE]

[BOTH] Sven?

- Sven?
- His battery's dead.

Oh, f*ck. f*ck, no!

We f*cked it, Collins.

Oh, we f*cked it!

I knew I should have stayed with Ray.

It's just like f*cking
Bushy all over again!

No, hey, it's not like Bushy.

The k*ller's thrown him overboard.

Ray's body will be f*cking shark chum,

just like Bushy's body
was f*cking croc chum!

- Ray is not going to be chum.
- He will be! He will be.

The sharks will be f*cking chumming it

up over my man's tight little
bod and his tight little butt,

and his beautiful f*cking...

Stay away from me, Collins.
You'll get chummed too.

Everyone I f*cking care
about turns into f*cking chum!

- Stop saying "chum".
- Chum!

- Stop it!
- Chum!

[EXHALES]

Do you really think...

that men were smuggled onto
the ferry in Skye's Subaru?

I don't know. Maybe she got
the f*cking boot involved!

Oh, come on. Subarus are
roomy. They're not that roomy.

Oh...

Listen...

[EXHALES]

Look at me.

The phones are in Skye's car.

The people are on the bus.

And the bus is not on the boat.

Phil made it back to town
on foot and completely nude.

Bus can't be that far away.

Mona's is right up there. It's a servo.

I'm too sad for a second pie, Collins.

They might have vision of
the road from last night.

Come on, chop-chop.

- I need a grank.
- Yeah, well, grank at home.

If you're gonna arrest me too,
you're gonna have to babysit Indi,

'cause there's no-one else to do it.

Fay, I'm not here to arrest you.

I need to ask you some questions
about Margaret's brother.

The walk didn't work at
all. I'm stressing out.

Margaret's going me because I
rejected her scholarship, right?

- She's going to ruin my life!
- [FAY AND ABBY CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY]

Margaret's not going to do anything
right now, sis. She's in jail.

Let's just watch the
AFLW grand final.

- It'll help you relax.
- [ABBY] ... found Miranda's earring on the island...

- Crows vs Carlton.
- Shh!

- [ABBY] ... I know the girls have been out there.
- I'm dead meat, you see?

[FAY] No, Abby. My kids
didn't go out there.

That would be that kelp gull.

Gets all about.

Look, if anyone's been out at
the island, we need to know,

because we're trying to find William.

Fay, when was the last time
you saw William Carruthers?

I don't know. I reckon I
haven't seen him since...

That meeting about the
island six years ago.

Why?

Abby, is he the one doing these
murders? Did he att*ck Phil?

Ted saw Phil running
past the glamping tents.

He said he looked
like a human sacrifice.

OK. Um...

We think that the k*ller
may have h*jacked the bus.

- sh*t! Tom's on that bus!
- [MIRANDA GASPS]

Tam, f*ck!

What if the dude we saw pissing
on the island that night Trent d*ed

is William Carruthers?

No, it was probably just
a dodge abalone diver.

Aunty Fay said the k*ller
was keeping a boat out there.

Nah, that wasn't... That was just...

f*ck!

We saw a m*rder*r piss, didn't we?!

sh*t! Come on!

He could have 'em at the island!

Where are you going? Tammy!

Fay, can I ask, was it Carruthers Island

that caused the fight
between William and Margaret?

Yeah. According to Margaret,

he wouldn't let us mob
anywhere near the island,

and wouldn't sign it over.

Why are you asking?

I found this beanie in
William Carruthers' car.

That's one of Aunty Joy's.

But why would William Carruthers
have owned one of her beanies?

Margaret said he didn't like us.

I think William wanted to give
back the island, not his sister.

I reckon Margaret's been lying
her ring off about it for years.

You don't say?

This is Dulcie Collins. Leave a message.

- [BEEP]
- Hi, ma'ams.

I really feel like William Carruthers

doesn't have anything
to do with these murders.

I don't know where he is,
but Margaret does, and...

she really doesn't want him coming back.

Wherever he is, he's not our guy.

[EDDIE] Just answer the question, OK?

Are there any security
cameras around this joint?

I don't know anything
about security cameras.

OK, Mona, well, have you seen any buses

leaving Deadloch in the last hours,

specifically a white
bus with a blue trim?

- A blue bus with white trim?
- No, a white bus with a blue trim.

Are you sure it was white?
That's be very hard to keep clean.

I am. I am incredibly sure, Mona, yep.

No, I didn't see any buses last night.

- OK. OK.
- [WHISPERS] f*ck.

Except for that white bus that whizzed
by last night, towards Deadloch.

- Wait, towards?
- sh*t a brick, Mona!

Towards?

I remember because the
driver was in a costume.

What kind of costume?

Ah, sorry, Ruth.

I'll just serve Ruth.

- Um, no, no. Stay back, Ruth.
- No, not now.

[MONA] Ruth, how are you?

Just have the petrol, thanks, Mona.

Also, do you sell Fruit Tingles?

Look, I've ordered some,

but last week the lolly
truck went over in a hairpin.

- What about Clinkers, do you have Clinkers?
- OK, alright. Shush up, Ruth.

What do you mean that the
driver was in a costume?

Well, they were wearing
a mask, weren't they?

- You tell us, Mona.
- What kind of mask?

f*cking animal mask?

A f*cking "Point Break"
f*cking Richard Nixon mask?

A mask from the movie "The Mask" mask?

What kind of mask?

It was a gas mask.

You don't see many of them.

You don't, Ruth.

He's gassed the men. That'd be
the fastest way to knock them out.

Oi.

Petrol lady, the... the
passengers on the bus,

did they look awake when
you saw them, or... or...

... or not... awake?

I don't know. I was chasing
after the kindling sign.

It blew halfway to Hobart.

Do you want me to check
our security cameras?

- You said you didn't know anything
- Do we want you to check the se... ?

about security cameras.

- Oh, f*ck.
- [RUTH] Well, I don't.

My husband Alan knows how
to take out the cassettes.

But he's staying with his sister,

because of the serial
k*ller in Deadloch.

Have you heard about that?

Abby, get to the Gas and Milk.

I need you to look at
Mona's security footage.

Rescuing a bunch of white boys.
How has this become my f*cking day?

Should we just tell the
cops? Let them deal with it.

No! We've got too much at stake
to get done for trespassing.

And, at this point, I only trust
you, all the aunties, and...

Kevin the seal.

True. Plus, we're saving
the dudes now, anyway.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Yeah, so everyone can shut up.

This is actually pretty big of us.

Mm.

[STARTS ENGINE]

[DULCIE] OK, so if he's gassed the
men, they're probably still alive.

There's only one road
in and out of town,

so, where's he taken them?

Now, the bus that Mona saw
was headed towards Deadloch.

So, obviously, somewhere, it
turned around and backtracked.

- What does that mean?
- I don't know! OK?

I am very f*cking stressed.

Well, there's been no sight
of the bus in Deadloch,

so I think it's still in the
area between town and Mona's.

[EDDIE] Yeah, but where, Collins?

It's bush on one side and f*cking
vertical cliff and ocean on the other.

[PHONE RINGS]

Sven.

Hi. OK, lovely woman
lent me her charger.

- Thank you so much!
- [WOMAN] Not a problem at all!

So, Hastings' men couldn't find
a single trace of Skye or the men

on the Bass Strait ferry.

Hastings now says that the
men are still on the bus.

- Mm.
- Yeah. f*ck. Duh.

I can give you a lift.

- [WOMAN DEMURS]
- No, I'm driving that way anyway.

Sorry. Yeah,

they realised that you couldn't
even take a bus on the ferry,

which, like, feels like a conversation

you'd have beforehand, but, um...

Hastings is briefing the men now.

They're sourcing infrared cameras.

[EDDIE] What the f*ck's happened there?

... sniffer dogs.

They're bringing in bees, those
biosecurity bees from the airport.

Oh, and, yeah, Dulce, uh,
Hastings and the task force

are now going to do an aerial search.

They're going to search the
entire coastline for the bus.

They're just starting it now.

Yeah, so, um...

♪ ♪

[HUMS SLOWLY]

"Born in , I released
my first rap album at ... "

Lil' Bow Wow.

[SHARELLE] How the
f*ck did you know that?

[VIC CONTINUES HUMMING]

Chip?

A little bit of food
helps my animal patients

with their nausea sometimes.

I'm sorry. No worries
if... if you don't want one.

That'd be great. Thank, Cath.

I can probably have more than one.

Oh, sorry! [LAUGHS]

I forgot you're not a cat.

No. [LAUGHS] Thanks.

[HUMS]

[HASTINGS] If you two interfere
on my investigation again,

I will melt your badges
down into a cock ring!

Now, get back to Deadloch!

[SIRENS APPROACH]

Now!

Can you please just
give us a minute, Shane?

- We have to go.
- No.

- No, I'm staying till they find Ray.
- [PHONE BEEPS]

I want to see the body this time.

[SNIFFLES]

[EXHALES]

Abby's found something on
Mona's security footage.

Or what's left of it
after the f*cking...

hammerheads have had a
big, old f*cking chomp.

Eddie...

Eddie, the bus drove
past Mona's twice. Look.

The first time, it had a busload of men.

You can see their heads
slumped against the window.

And then, half an hour later...

it drives past again,
and, look, it's just him.

There's no passengers.

He's dropped the
passengers off somewhere.

He's...

He's driven back here. He's jumped out.

He's sent an empty bus over the edge.

This is all just another decoy!

He's taken them up into the hills.

Like "The Sound Of Music".

[DULCIE] Yeah. Sure.

It's the only place they could be.

Abby, Sven, I think that
your calls are merged now.

Can you hear me?

- [ABBY] Yes, ma'am.
- [SVEN] Dulcie, you did it!

OK, we're heading to Mt Mountain
barbecue area on Grim Hill Road.

We'll coordinate a
search from there. OK.

[ABBY] Copy that, ma'am.
I'm headed there now.

[SVEN] OK, I'll be there
as soon as I can, OK?

I'm just doing a drop-off.

[SIGHS] Sorry about that, folks.

No, no, no. That's OK, Sven. That
sounded a bit stressful, though.

Oh, my G... It's just...

It's just too much, you know? And I...

It'd be fine if I loved
the work, but I just don't.

And I'm beginning to
realise that I never will.

- Mm-hm.
- And I just think it's time.

It's just time. It's
just time to move on.

Mm-hm. Mm.

♪ ♪

[DULCIE] According to the time
stamp on Mona's security footage,

the k*ller had a -minute window

to drop off the men then dump the bus.

Now, most of the roads around here
are completely inaccessible by bus,

so he has to be keeping them
close to this one, Grim Hill Road.

- OK.
- [CAR APPROACHING]

[ABBY] Ma'ams!

It's James's bike.

I was driving from Mona's,

and I found it on the side
of the Settler Highway.

James's phone was with
the others on the ferry.

So, what? Smart-watch
has got on the bus too?

Oh, my gosh, ma'ams, what if it's James?

What if he stole the Loch
Nessie mast from the lock-up?

I mean, he's botched
so much evidence already

I just thought he was failing upwards
until he became prime minister,

but what if he's the k*ller?

Oh, my gosh, ma'am, I am so sorry

that my ex-boyfriend is trying
to k*ll your current boyfriend.

- No. No, no. No, you're all good.
- It's OK, Abby. Stop.

That's alright, Big Eyes.

He probably just realised
that he was a sitting duck,

and he flagged the bus down.

Because I called him a
c**t, because he is one.

- OK.
- Yes, he is.

But if I didn't do that, then maybe
he wouldn't have gotten on the bus.

And now if he survives, he's going to
guilt me into getting back with him.

Abby, if he does that, I
will k*ll him myself, OK?

That's very nice of you, ma'am,

but you don't have to
do that. That's a lot.

So, the k*ller's got to be
in a location that he knows.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Somewhere that he can control the space.

Yeah. Alright. So, what?

He's keeping them at one of these
properties on Grim Hill Road?

- [DULCIE] I think so.
- [EDDIE] We've got Blood Ridge Winery.

We've got Broken Neck Microbrewery.
We've got Casket Fillers Cidery...

These f*cking names! What the f*ck?

Collins, what do we do?

- OK, do we search 'em all?
- Uh...

That'll take f*cking hours. We're
running out of f*cking time, Collins!

Uh, I... I have an idea.

But I will need to tether
off one of your phones.

[TAMMY] Just for the record, even
though I'm saving Tom at the moment

does not mean that
I've forgiven that dog.

[MIRANDA] Yeah, Tam, so, what
if we find William? Then what?

[TAMMY] Well, we'll create a
diversion and we'll jump him, won't we?

Come on.

A masters in marine biology?

Yeah. Yeah. I loved every minute of it.

Well, that's the key, Sven.

- You gotta do what you love.
- Yeah.

That's why I airtask, isn't it, Nick?

- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- That's nice.

Yeah, so why were you guys, um,
heading off to Naarm on the ferry?

- Oh, we were booked to take a car over.
- Mm-hm?

We were meant to just
take a bag full of stuff.

And then, yesterday, the
customer's added a car to the job.

So we just went and
picked up the whole lot,

down on, you know, the side
of the road, down your way.

Hang on. Um...

Are you OK, darl?

[STAMMERS] What sort of car was it?

[BOTH] A Subaru.

Um...

Hello. Is this Blood Ridge Winery?

... Casket Fillers?

... Broken Neck Microbrewery?

[ABBY] I'm looking for men and boys.

No, they didn't make a booking.

f*ck you.

Ugh...

It is a white bus with a blue trim.

A mask. No, not a mouse!

Just check behind your
f*cking kegs, mate.

Is there anyone else there
that I can talk to, please?

No. I don't want to
speak to your sommelier.

Yes, I am interested
in your IPA sampler,

but not right now, OK?

I'm trying to find my f*cking boyfriend!

[PHONE BUZZES]

G'day.

No, I... I don't want to sign up

for your gin-making course next weekend.

That's not...

Yeah, yeah, sure. OK,
you know what? Sign me up.

I would absolutely love
that. My name is Garth.

Thank you for your help. Thanks.

Thank you.

[CLANKING]

[SHOUTS] Bum!

There's been no sight of them. I...

I have no idea where else
they could be. I've...

I've run out of ideas.

I think that we need to
rethink it, that maybe...

... maybe Hastings was
right and we were wrong,

maybe the men were on the bus
and we just didn't see them.

Bushy wasn't chum.

What?

They, uh...

They found his body. He wasn't...

He wasn't eaten by a croc. He was...

He was...

sh*t in the head.

[DULCIE SIGHS]

Eddie, I'm so sorry.

I f*cking called it, Collins.

I... I knew, when he went missing,

there was something
suss about it, but...

those boys up in Darwin, they
said I was f*cking off on one.

But I wasn't off on one!

That's why they sent me down here.

They... They just didn't want me
sniffing around 'cause I was right.

And we're f*cking right now too.

I don't know if we are. No, no, no, no.

You shut your white
hole, OK? You do know.

And what you know, I know,

because I have been listening to you.

Mainly.

Now...

this m*therf*cker, he likes to...

he likes to keep them alive
before he... he kills them,

just to have a bit of
fun with them, doesn't he?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

And, in your professional opinion,

do you think he would be satisfied

with driving men off a f*cking cliff?

- No.
- No.

No, he'd want to do something bigger

so he could present it to us
like some weird, human cat.

Yeah. And why is that?

- Because he is an egotistical narcissist.
- He is a c**t.

- A big one, yes.
- Yes. Alright?

Now, those men are alive, and
they are out there, Collins.

Alright?

Alright?

Yeah. Yeah, alright.

Ma'ams, Sven's been trying to call you!

Sven, you're on speaker.

The k*ller used an airtasker, Dulce!

What's that? What's he say? "Airbasket"?

- What's a f*cking airbasket?
- Airtasker. "Tasker". What?

[GARBLED RECEPTION]

OK, I can't really hear you very
well, so I'm just going to keep going.

Uh, the k*ller booked an
airtasker to pick up Skye's Subaru

and the phones at the intercept
point, and drive them onto the ferry.

Well, who booked the airtasker?

Yeah, so I asked the
airtasker who booked her,

and she said it was someone
by the name of Louise McEwan.

Oh, God. I muscle-memory
drove myself back to Deadloch,

not the Mt Mountain picnic area.

Sorry, guys, my bad.

Sorry, Sven, did you say Louise McEwan?

So I googled Louise
McEwan, and I found out...

She was m*rder*d.

... she was m*rder*d, in Sydney,

like, seven years ago.

And the investigating officer
was a Detective Hannah Chambers.

Do you know her, Dulce?

Uh, I... Uh, yes, I do. I...

I do know Hannah. Uh-huh.

I can't hear you, but I
think you know her, Dulce.

Dulce?

[MIRANDA] Tom!

- [TAMMY] Any kidnapping happening out here?
- [MIRANDA] Mike?

Other... dudes?

[TAMMY] Come on. There's no-one here.

Let's go before an
old-timey ghost possesses us.

[MARGARET, FAINTLY] Darling...

- sh*t.
- Mrs Carruthers?

- [STRUGGLES TO BREATHE]
- [TAMMY] Sis, sis, look!

Tiger!

f*ck! She's been bitten!
Has your phone got reception?

[TAMMY] Nup. Nothing.

[MARGARET WHEEZES]

OK, go on, suck the poison out!

- No, I'm not sucking the poison out.
- Well, I'm not sucking it out!

You don't suck poison out!

So, what? We piss on her?

No, we immobilise her until help comes.

Who's gonna help us?

- This dude?
- Um...

Mrs Carruthers, you've been
bitten by a tiger snake.

So stay calm.

How are we gonna get
her back to the boat?

I'll get her down.

- [BOTH GRUNT]
- [TAMMY] Come on!

[BOTH GROAN]

I'll carry you down to
the tinny like a dead ball.

- Tammy, you can't!
- Yes, I can!

Because I'm cut as sh*t.

And I'm a f*cking
exceptional young lady!

Aren't I, Mrs Carruthers?

Tammy...

Those runners...

Those are from the
painting at her house.

Those are...

William Carruthers' runners.

What exactly are you
doing out here, Margaret?

[TAMMY] What the f*ck?
She's digging him up!

Ugh!

f*cking shame job, Margaret!

Ugh!

It wasn't him that didn't
want us coming out here.

It was you.

[WHEEZES, SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

You k*lled your own brother

instead of giving back our land?

I...

We didn't even want the whole thing!

I mean, of course we f*cking did, but...

We were willing to share!

- [COCKS g*n]
- Look out!

[GRUNTING]

[WHEEZES]

Is... Is she... ?

Yeah, sis.

That r*cist is dead.

Ah, yeah, thanks, Hannah.

You said that was Louise McEwan. W...

What's going on over there?

I don't know, ma'am.

[DULCIE] No, I...

[QUIETLY] Is that the
one that Collins...

Um, I think so.

OK, thanks.

Uh... Uh, thank you. Bye. Bye.

[SIGHS]

- Um...
- Oh, the new Adele album!

Yeah! Is that right?

- Very good.
- OK.

Uh, so, my friend Hannah, who...

Yes, yes, she is the woman
that I had an affair with, OK?

Let's move on.

Uh, so, Louise McEwan was a sex worker.

And she was tranquilised and
strangled just like our victims.

So, I thought the case had gone cold.

But, apparently, a few years ago,
another sex worker came forward,

and she'd been att*cked around the
same time, and in the same manner.

But she managed to fend him off

and provide a description
of the attacker.

Maybe the name Louise
McEwan is just a coincidence,

but Hannah's sending through
an Identikit image now.

To your phone, Abby, because
my reception is really crappy.

But, listen, our k*ller isn't
targeting female sex workers

like Jacko the Bondi
Ripperoo in Sydney, is he?

He's targeting dog-sh*t men.

So...

What? What?

They're still undesirables.

Exactly, ma'am.

Oi, psychic twins,
let me in. Involve me.

Serial K*llers who target sex workers

often believe they have a mission
to eliminate society's undesirables,

people who are...

who are traditionally deemed
to be morally reprehensible:

sex workers, gay people.

OK.

But society's changing.

Maybe our k*ller got
himself a new mission.

- Shitbags.
- Dog-sh*t men.

When did this, um...

When did this Sydney stuff happen?

Oh, look, it was years ago,
and I was in a really bad...

- The murders, not the f*cking affair.
- ... vulnerable place, and I...

Right, uh... Uh, OK.
So, that was... That...

The last att*ck was five
and a half years ago.

- OK, well, that fits the timeline.
- Mm-hm.

- OK.
- So, what are we thinking, the...

the Sydney k*ller, he
moved to Deadloch, he...

he got a new MO,

had a little bit of a f*cking revamp?

Is that what we're thinking?

I mean, Deadloch is a
place to reinvent yourself.

What did you say?

[RUSTLING]

What was that?

Collins, grab your torch.

- Grab your torch!
- Yeah.

[PHONE CHIMES]

[ABBY] Oh, ma'ams! The identikit
image is coming through.

Ma'ams!

[EDDIE] Collins!

He said she was dead.

Cath gave him the pentobarbital.

Ma'ams...

[SINGS] ♪ I'm here ♪

♪ I'm here ♪

♪ To remind you ♪

[ALL SING] ♪ Of the mess
you left when you went away ♪

[SINGS] ♪ It's not fair ♪

♪ To deny me ♪

♪ Of the cross I bear
that you gave to me ♪

♪ You, you, you ought to know. ♪

Great song, yeah?

[LAUGHS]

Apparently, she wrote that
about Joey from "Full House".

- Mike, did you know that?
- [WHIMPERING]

- Came out in ' . Yeah.
- [GROANING]

Have a look at this woman, guys.

She's the reason I'm here today.

[GRUNTS LOUDLY]

No, Skye, in Sydney, when
I was your pastry chef,

you taught me about feminism
and about toxic masculinity,

and it changed my whole outlook.

You could see that I was
struggling with my faith,

and with my purpose.

You said, "Move to Deadloch,
Ray. Have a little tree-change."

You know, "Come in and work
with Mum." Do you remember? Eh?

It's just so funny
how it all turned out.

And then your dad was my first
mission, which was just so special.

[GRUNTS]

Because, like, you O'Dwyers
are not just my friends,

you're my chosen family.

Oh! That's better!

Whoo...

How good is it to talk
about stuff, right? [LAUGHS]

Us men, we've got to
talk more, yeah, guys?

Got to get real!

[GROANING]

Brené Brown.

Gez knows Brené Brown.

She says that vulnerability

is the birthplace of innovation,
creativity and change.

And us men, we gotta change, yeah?

I mean, not you lot.

You're all too far gone.

I've got to bin all of youse.

[GROANING]

[DULCIE] He probably used poison
as some sick tribute to women.

Yes, I agree, it's very, very naff.

Listen, Sven, I need you
to go to the football club

- and talk to the women.
- Collins.

See if they know where Ray
might have taken the men.

- Collins!
- Yeah?

Lou, she's headed off.

Ray said that he got her from
some, uh, widow with a farm.

She couldn't look after her anymore.

Maybe... Maybe she's headed home?

Ma'am, what about this farm?

It's next to the Mt
Mountain National Park

and it backs onto Grim Hill Road.

- Jesus Christ.
- What?

[DULCIE] Sven, we're
going to need your help.

OK, Dulce, where am I meeting you?

Geoff Haddick's farm.

Oh, my God, I hate this f*cking job.

Ugh. Um...

Hey, uh, F... Fay?

Agh!

Ray, don't do this!

Skye, mate, you know more than
anyone what young men are capable of.

- They're monsters.
- They're just kids!

[RAY] No, no, no, but
the damage is done.

It's too late for them, even for
Tom. He's joined the footy club.

He wants to be a little
Sam, don't you, Tombo?

Don't talk to my son!

[WHIMPERS LOUDLY]

- James, mate, I'm talking to Skye.
- [CONTINUES WHIMPERING]

You've got to let women
have the floor, mate.

[SOBS INDISTINCTLY]

- Open wide.
- [SCREAMS]

James. James.

I've got to shut you up, buddy.

[JAMES STAMMERS AND SOBS]

Calm your farm, mate.
This is very, very fiddly.

- [SOBS]
- OK?

[JAMES SCREAMS]

Ugh!

[JAMES GROANS INDISTINCTLY]

[WAILING]

♪ ♪

[RAY] I know this is hard to hear, guys,

but we need to keep each
other accountable, yeah?

Stand up, speak out.

- Ugh!
- Skye!

Mate, just chill.

Such a hothead!

Your dad was the same.

Stay the f*ck away!

[EDDIE] Drop the Kn*fe!

Oh, awesome! Hi, babe!

So, Phil did reach you?

I was a bit worried he'd bleed out.

Guys, this is my girlfriend, Eddie.

Ray, stay where you are.

[RAY] Abby! Wow.

Look at you, coming into your own power.

Hey, I've got something for you.

Catch.

That's pretty neat, isn't it?

Knew you wouldn't break up with
James, so I fixed it for you.

What? I did break up with him, Ray.

[GROANS]

You did?

Oh. OK.

[FLOORBOARD SQUEAKS]

[GRUNTING]

[EDDIE] Collins!

- f*ck.
- [RAY] Sorry, Dulce.

- That'll probably be fatal.
- [BREATHES HEAVILY, GROANS]

[EDDIE] f*ck, Collins!
Your f*cking guts!

No, bugger off, bugger off!

No. I'm not leaving you.

I'm fine! Go after him!

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

♪ ♪

[CHOIR SINGS] ♪ All the things
she said, all the things she said ♪

♪ Running through my head,
running through my head ♪

♪ Running through my head ♪

♪ All the things she said,
all the things she said...

Sexy?

Cath...

[VANESSA] Dolphie!

OK, airway, breathing,
circulation, dehydration.

OK, come on!

♪ Yes, I've lost my mind ♪

♪ Daddy looking at me ♪

♪ Will I ever be free... ♪

[RECORDING] Welcome to the Mt
Mountain National Park Glow Worm Trail.

I'm Wendy Worm.

♪ All the things she said,
all the things she said ♪

♪ Running through my head,
running through my head ♪

♪ Running through my head ♪

♪ All the things she said,
all the things she said ♪

♪ Running through my head ♪
♪ This is not enough... ♪

How beautiful is this place?

♪ All the things she said,
all the things she said ♪

♪ All the things she
said, all the things... ♪

Should have brought a picnic.

♪ All the things she said,
all the things she said ♪

♪ Running through my head,
running through my head ♪

♪ Running through my head... ♪

[RAY] Come on, mate. I've
got something to show you.

[EDDIE SHOUTS] f*ck my arse!

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[RECORDING] Did you know a
glow worm is a type of gnat?

Don't die. Don't die.

No, do die. Do die.

You're your own woman.

So you want me to die?

[SOBS] No. No, please don't die!

This is all my fault.

Cath, no.

I knew Ray had the
tranquiliser for the donkey.

But I didn't tell you because I
thought I knew better than you.

I thought Ray was a good guy.

I always think I'm right.

A lot of the time, I am
right. Like, a lot of the time.

But sometimes, it
turns out that I'm not.

OK.

I'm so sorry for taking
over the Google calendar,

and I'm so sorry for
making you join choir.

And I'm so sorry that I
bought this m*rder farm.

And I'm sorry about
that ugly f*cking dog.

Cath, this is all really positive,

and I love you so much.

But, right now, I am bleeding out.

[WHISPERS] Yeah.

And I'm... I'm hearing
you %, I'm hearing you.

But, just quickly,
just one more thing...

Mm-hm?

Let's leave Deadloch.

You hate it here, sexy.

Let's just leave.

My home is wherever you are.

- OK. OK.
- [CATH SIGHS]

OK. Let's have a look.

[DULCIE EXHALES]

Ah.

Is that it?

No, I can deal with that.

All mammals are basically the same.

The only difference
is the amount of tits.

Oh.

There you are.

God, you look so beautiful.

You can swim.

Yeah, I'm not bad at it, actually.

And you made up that story
about Lou to get close to me.

Oh, babe, no, you really
needed to talk about Bushy.

Hey, I was thinking,

we should move away from Deadloch.

Like, I'll miss our
friends and everything,

but just after how
stressful it's been for you

and how busy it's been for me,

it might be nice just to
get a fresh start, you know?

In a new town, less baggage.

Get dog, start a family, maybe.

[FAINTLY] Start a fa...

You're a f*cking serial k*ller, mate!

Babe, I'm actually making
Deadloch better for women.

This place has come so far

since I started getting
rid of all those toxic men.

Look, Skye and Vic are
thriving, Aleyna's the mayor.

Did any of the women actually
ask you to do this, Ray?

'Cause I'm pretty sure if you
had asked them what they wanted,

they wouldn't have said, "Oh, yeah, Ray,

"butcher half the town, mate.

"That's what Granny burnt
her f*cking bra for."

No, I know they wouldn't have said that.

Because women are victims of
the patriarchy, babe, right?

They're oppressed and helpless,

and they need male allies
like me, men with vision,

who can lead the charge.

- This isn't about you!
- No, I know it's not about me, Eddie.

That's why I'm k*lling men
now. I've stopped k*lling women.

I don't have to do all this m*rder!

Yeah, everyone knows that, mate!

Everyone knows that except f*cking you!

My life is actually harder
if yours gets easier,

but I'm still putting in the work

to make a perfect world for you
women, by myself, for no credit.

Oh, yeah, sounds like
you want f*cking credit.

No, I don't want credit.

But, you know, a little
credit for not wanting credit

for this cool thing I'm doing for
you for no credit might be nice.

- Oh, so you do want credit, then?
- No, I am just an ally, Eddie.

I am the best ally.

Say it.

Say I'm your best ally!

You were f*cking murdering
women six years ago, ya c**t!

I have been on a feminist journey.

I have female friends now.

I go down on women. I have changed.

No, you haven't, alright?

Your answer to everything is
still m*rder, you psychopath!

Let's just reset there.

Why don't we forget about this,

just go have a cuddle on
the couch and watch a Buffy?

Stay the f*ck back.

Babe, look, you're upset. Yeah?

Trust me, you do not want
another man's death on your hands.

- What?
- Yep, that's right.

You should have been
with Bushy that night.

He'd still be alive.

But you couldn't think clearly,
and so Bushy d*ed because of it.

Nah. That's not how it happened.

Now, I've got a mum,
and a kid too, somewhere.

Imagine if you do something to me now,

imagine how they might feel.

Come on, babe. Just put the g*n down.

Agh!

♪ ♪

- Shh, shh, shh.
- [DULCIE SHOUTS] Let her go!

Drop the Kn*fe! Drop it!

Yeah, g'day, Dulce!
How's it going? [CHUCKLES]

Drop the Kn*fe, Ray.

Oh, can't, mate, sorry.

Keep your hands where I can see them!

OK...

[DULCIE] No, no, no.

No, don't, Ray.

Just get out of the water!

Ray... that current is dangerous.

[LAUGHS] Come on, Dulce.

I'm an excellent swimmer...

[BOTH] Oh!

[BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY]

[EDDIE] Oh, where'd he go?
Where'd he go? Did he go under?

I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know.

[SPLUTTERS]

[SHOUTS, SCREAMS]

♪ ♪

- [RADIO CRACKLES]
- [HASTINGS] Attention, all units.

The men are not on the bus.

Repeat, the men are not on the bus.

Skye O'Dwyer is swimming
the men out to sea.

[RADIO BEEPS]

[DULCIE] Are you OK?

[EDDIE] Yeah.

Nah. Probably...

... gonna need to unpack all of this

in some professional-type...
therapy setting.

Nuh, you're right, Collins,
you're... you're hurt.

[DULCIE] I'm in shock.
I can't feel a thing.

Alright, OK, let's get you out of here.

Come on. Chuck your arm over me.

Come on.

- So, Collins...
- Yeah?

[EDDIE] Were you always into women,

or was it something you had to work on,

like a muscle?

[DULCIE] I recommend everyone
give it a try at least once,

see how you go.

[EDDIE] Ah, yeah? I've done stuff.

[DULCIE] Oh, that's good.

You're halfway there.

♪ ♪

[APPLAUSE]

And now for our team
captain, Tammy Hampson!

[CHEERING]

Hey, everyone.

Remember to grab a
sausage from Bakery Vic.

We're raising money for the
Milaythina-ta Community Centre

so we can get our island back.

OK, cool.

- Uh, go the Pademelons!
- [CHEERING]

[CHOIR SINGS] ♪ We belong to the
light, we belong to the thunder ♪

♪ We belong... ♪

That's my rainbow family.

Have you heard that term before, Sven?

Um...

No, I haven't heard that
before, Vanessa. That's great.

Yay! [CHUCKLES]

Hello. What are your pronouns?

♪ We belong ♪

♪ We belong, we belong together ♪

♪ Maybe it's a sign of weakness ♪

♪ When I don't know what to say ♪

♪ Maybe I just wouldn't know what
to do with my strength anyway ♪

♪ Have we become a habit? ♪

♪ Do we distort the facts... ♪

[ABBY] Hi, Kate. I'm
headed to forensics now.

Yeah, so, judging by
the size of the maggots,

I think the victim's been
dead for at least hours.

Oh, am I right?

[LAUGHS] Yeah. I knew I would be.

♪ ... thunder ♪

♪ We belong. ♪

[INSECTS CHIRRUP LOUDLY]

[EDDIE] How do you like your sandals?

[DULCIE] My feet feel naked. [LAUGHS]

- [HORN TOOTS]
- [CATH CALLS LOUDLY] Hey, you two!

I'm just heading in to town.

The humidity in Darwin's
doing my head in.

And the Airbnb host, Tarneen,

she gave me a good lead on a
thrush cream and it comes in bulk,

so I'm going to get
enough for all of us.

Oh, my God.

There's, like, a swamp under my boobs.

- Anyway, I'll pick you up in halfa!
- Alright.

- I love you, sexy!
- Love you. Thanks, love.

[SHOUTS] Love you, Eddie!

Yeah, that's... Mm. OK.

What was that?

I love you too.

[LAUGHS FAINTLY]

[TOOTS HORN]

- [SHOUTS] Bye!
- Bye, love.

You ready?

Nup.

Let's go.

[HINGE SQUEAKS]

[KNOCKS ON FLYSCREEN]

Uh... Yeah. G'day,
Holly. [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]

Um, this is my mate Duleese.

And, uh, we're here to
help solve Bushy's m*rder.

- Aren't we? Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, we are.

Uh, would you just excuse
us for one moment, Holly?

Duleese?

Yeah?

Do you not know my name?

♪ ♪
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