Bad day at school, son, or are you just
mad at the kitchen?
Today was the first meeting
of the school Science Club.
Have you ever seen what happens
when you mix silver nitrate
and sodium chloride?
-No, I haven't.
-Neither have I!
There's no money for chemicals.
There's no money for anything.
You know, they shouldn't
call it the Science Club.
They should call it the
people-sitting-around-doing-nothing club.
Hey, Marcus, it's a club for you.
Wait a minute now.
Doesn't the school pay for all that stuff?
No. The clubs get their money from the
student council discretionary funds.
And that money is gone,
so guess who gets shortchanged?
The scientists.
Well, hey, I'm just glad they didn't
run out of money
before they bought the basketball team
these dope jackets.
The student council bought you that?
Mm-hmm.
But you guys are awful.
Yeah, but now we look awfully good.
It's not fair.
Well, if you don't like what
the student council's doing,
why don't you run for office
and change things?
That's a great idea!
Uh, maybe not.
T.J., I know Dad is just trying to help,
but it's been so long since he's actually
been in high school
that he forgets that
student council elections
are just a big, old popularity contest.
And T.J.'s popular.
Yes, he's the most popular
ten-year-old in high school.
And, sure, all the other ten-year-olds are
going to vote for him.
Oh, wait. There aren't any.
Your sister may have a point there, son,
in her own snotty rude-to-her-Father-
soon-to-be-rent-paying way.
You know, you don't want to set
yourself up for a fall, kid.
Dad, I think you underestimate
the students of Piedmont High.
I believe that if I run a campaign
of ideas, truth and change,
they will carry me into office
like a great tidal wave!
Hello.
Excuse me. T.J. Henderson for president.
Hello.
[whistle blows]
♪ Another slice of the life
Of Master T.J. Henderson ♪
♪ Super intelligent,
A fine young gentleman ♪
♪ A -year-old whiz kid
Bustin' high school ♪
♪A pugnacious little shorty
With a thousand IQ ♪
♪ He's got a way with the ladies
And he's keepin' it real ♪
♪ Your favorite little study buddy
He knows the deal ♪
♪ That he's still just a kid
On the ball, very clever ♪
♪ You can say that he's bright,
Brainy, gifted, whatever ♪
,♪ Your brother is smart ♪
♪ He's a smart guy ♪
♪ Smart guy ♪
♪ Smart guy ♪
♪ He's a smart guy ♪
Do you know how your
student council's money is being spent?
Do you care?
I've got ideas! I've got issues!
-You got snacks?
-No.
Brock Slaney has snacks.
Those Skittles?
Hey, T.J., how's the campaign going?
How's it going?
It's going exactly the way you said it
would go.
Down the toilet, out to sea,
where it's wrapped around the neck of an
adorable otter and choking him to death.
You never did take losing well.
I'm not losing.
I'm restrategizing.
Have you restrategized how to be two feet
taller and five years older?
Yes. All I need is someone like him,
a good-looking, popular guy
to front for me, somebody I can control,
somebody who will repeat everything I say.
I want you to run for president.
You want me to run for president?
-Why not?
-Why not?
Look, you're popular.
You've got the magic.
You could do a lot of positive things
for your school.
Sorry, T.J., but I have a guiding
principle which has served me very well.
I don't care and I don't get involved.
Hey, Marcus, um...
-I hope you win.
-You hope I win?
Henderson for President.
See, I'm on the student council
and I think having an athlete could
help us reach out
to a broader base of students.
I'm glad you're running.
Well, actually, he has a rule.
He doesn't get involved.
In Volvos! Yeah.
I don't get in Volvos.
They're just too boxy.
And speaking of cars,
when I get on council,
we ought to do something
about that student parking.
These cards are your position papers.
Each one lays out what you think
on important issues at school.
Yeah, yeah. Now, which outfit do you
think that Shannon would like better?
Now, see, I'm thinking the red one
with the blue jacket says power.
I'm thinking it says,
"Thanks for flying Delta."
Study the cards.
Hey, guys.
Uh, listen, T.J., about student council?
I just want you to know
if you want to run, that's fine.
If not, that's fine too.
Either decision's okay with me.
I dropped out.
Yes!
That's the one Daddy wanted to hear.
Marcus is going to run for me.
My Marcus?
People will listen to my issues
coming out of his mouth.
So you're just going
to use him as a front?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Now give me some credit, Pop.
I mean, sure, at first I was skeptical,
but T.J. convinced me that
I can make a difference here.
And why should all the money go
to the athletes?
These science guys
deserve a piece of the pie.
They're part of the high school too.
At least that's how I figure it.
Wow.
Good choice.
Yeah.
Tyra or Naomi?
Can I have both?
Are you man enough for both?
Can I have a Power Bar first?
I'm sorry to interrupt
this meeting of the mindless,
but we have a campaign to run.
Oh, I know.
I was just setting up my cabinet.
See, I just made Mo my ambassador
to the girls' showers.
Yeah and you're the secretary of short.
Look, we've already got the Mo vote.
It's time to meet the other voters.
The science dorks?
Don't call them that.
It's mean and I'm their leader.
Now let's go.
Hey, guys, you know
my big brother, Marcus.
Hey, hey...
It's okay. I've changed.
I've seen the light.
And I'm not talking
about the halley-bopp comet either.
Hale-bopp. Halley's Comet is a completely
separate celestial body altogether.
Halley-bopp.
Ha ha! Don't pants me.
And why would I?
You see, I just learned
something from you.
That's why I think it is a crime what
they're doing to you guys,
but I'll tell you what.
If you elect me, I'll make sure
you get all the money that you need
for all those wires and chemicals
and sparky stuff that you like so much.
Cool. You want to sit down and have
lunch with us?
Uh, sorry, no time.
Tick-tock, tick-tock. Ha!
Alright. Jock table.
It's sports and supermodels.
Okay.
Hey, fellas new S.I. Swimsuit issue.
My locker after lunch.
Okay?
Alright, girls' table.
Don't come on too strong on that baby,
baby, baby stuff.
But that's my game.
Just be sensitive.
Let them know that you need them.
-Be Babyface.
-Oh, oh, oh. I can do that.
Can I sit here for a minute,
ladies, please?
Sure. What's wrong, boo?
Maybe I'm going crazy, but I just don't
feel like I'm being heard.
I mean, I know this is just a dumb little
high school election,
but it's my dumb high school, you know?
Am I wrong for caring so much?
Look, don't be discouraged, Marcus.
You can make a difference.
[Marcus] You really think so?
Well, we were just talking about
how great it would be
if the student council got a
new sound system for the gym.
Yeah. That way we could have some decent
dances for a change.
Done!
Unfortunately, funds are limited.
But if it's for you girls, I'll get it.
No, you won't.
Yes, I will.
Because I believe that if we can't provide
our high school students
with decent sound reproduction
to get their groove on,
then we have failed as a society!
Thank you, ladies.
Excuse me.
Come here!
Hey, man, don't be dragging me away
from no girls.
That money is going
to the Science Club guys.
Hey, you guys can have
the old sound system.
Take it apart.
Put it back together again. Hours of fun.
You know, if I could reach,
I'd poke you in the eye right now.
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah!
-Come on and bring it--
-Hey, how's it going?
-Great!
-Great!
Look, when I give you a position,
you don't change it.
I can change anything I want.
I'm my own man.
No, you're my man.
The only reason you're in this election
is because I brought you in it.
And I'll boot you out of it.
You boot me out?
No, no, no. I boot you out.
Oh, yeah? Well, good luck
winning without a candidate.
Hey, you okay?
He turned on me.
My own brother.
Well, that's politics.
He doesn't have a chance
out there without me.
[all laughing]
He's actually pretty good at this.
He may be tough to b*at.
Oh, please. I could take
any big, old, waterhead goof off
and b*at the pants off Marcus.
Why would I want to run
for student council?
Because it's your chance to be a big sh*t.
I'm already a big sh*t.
Besides, I don't want
to run against Marcus.
Marcus is my boy. We on the same team.
Yeah, you're setting the pick
and he's taking the sh*ts.
That's right. What you mean?
I mean, Marcus always
gets to be the star, even in the band.
You play bass and he's the lead singer.
Maybe it's time for Mo
to step up to the mic.
Yeah. Here he is, ladies.
One syllable says it all--
Mo.
Oh, here come the room keys.
Okay. Alright. Slow down, baby.
What are you doing?
Catching room keys.
Ooh, the plaza.
Mo's just practicing for when he gets
his turn to sing lead with the band.
Uh, wait a minute. What's so funny?
No, no. I was just picturing you
up there on that stage
trying to do your sexy look.
I don't have a sexy look.
I know. That's why you play bass.
I don't see what's so funny
about me stepping out front.
Man, where are you getting
all these crazy ideas?
Mo's been thinking about running
for student council president.
Man, did one of those imaginary room keys
happen to hit you in the head?
Did you forget how to do this?
So you don't think I can win?
What? You want to run against me?
Maybe.
Oh.
Go ahead. Try.
Who am I to stop Mo?
Exactly.
You going to be sorry
you ran against Mo, baby.
I'll make a great president!
It is president, right?
Hey, hey! How's the Henderson brothers'
campaign going?
Building momentum?
Looking like a landslide?
No. T.J. kept telling me what to do,
so I dumped him from the campaign.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
You guys were working so well together
this morning.
When I left, you were a team.
There was peace in the house.
It was good.
You can't live in the past, Pop.
Well, what happened? I'm sure it's
something we can solve.
Maybe over pie.
Sorry, Pop, but T.J.'s already got
a new candidate.
I want you to memorize these cards
for the debate.
Mo?
I didn't say he got a good candidate.
Mo?
Hey.
You guys are running against
each other now?
Are you both okay with that?
Not a problem.
It's cool.
So Marcus tells me he threw you off
his campaign today.
Ha! I threw him off.
Well, that would be difficult.
This campaign was about one thing,
money for the Science Club
and he sold it down the river for a tight
skirt and some bubble gum lip gloss.
Well, did you try to find a middle ground?
Because in politics, as in life,
the most important thing for you to learn
is how to compromise.
I am compromising. I'm backing Mo.
Well, it just seems strange to me that
Marcus and Mo would be
at each other's throats over money for a
Science Club they're not even in.
It's got me stumped.
He actually called it halley-bopp?
Ha ha ha!
Well what do you expect from a guy
who thinks DNA is a rap group?
Ha ha ha!
We'd love to help you, Mo,
but Marcus promised us the money for our
Science Club, so we're voting as a block
or rather a hexagon, since there are
six of us.
Well, did you know that
Marcus promised all your money
to the girls for a new sound system?
Are you saying that he lied to us?
Now, now. We're not going to sink to the
level of name-calling,
no matter how pathological
his behavior is.
-Let's see Marcus spin that one.
-Hey, you know.
Hey, Geppetto, is your puppet
ready for the debate?
He's not a puppet. He's a real boy.
Well, he's going to be on TV.
-You're kidding.
-Nope.
My Video Production class is going
to broadcast the debate
to the whole school and I'm your
moderator, Yvette Henderson.
Wait a minute. I thought you said
this whole election was stupid.
Not if it gets me on TV.
Oh, alright! I was born for TV.
See? I get my feed question
from this camera.
Then I turn and answer on this camera.
Now back to you, Bryant.
Can I holler at you for a second, man?
What's up?
Listen, I was thinking.
Maybe I shouldn't have said what I said.
You know, making fun of you
about running for president.
-Really?
-Oh, come on!
That's the oldest
trick in the book.
Make nice to your opponent
to take the fight out of him.
That's not why I'm doing this.
Yeah. Like you're not afraid of him.
I'm not afraid of him. Why not?
-Because he thinks you're a loser.
-You think I'm a loser?
I didn't say all that now.
-He implied it.
-You implied it.
Marcus, I can't believe
you're calling me names.
Excuse me, Mo.
When you called Marcus a liar,
do you have documented proof of that?
You called me a liar?
[whispering] Only indirectly.
Only indirectly.
Well, think what you want.
At least I'm not playing the dummy
for some pint-sized ventriloquist.
Okay. We'll see who the dummy
is at the debate.
Oh! I'll see you then.
It' going to be the last time you see me.
Good afternoon
and welcome to decision, fall semester.
I'm your host, Tasha Yvette Henderson.
We hope you find this debate
stimulating and informative,
because we believe that student government
offers valuable insight into democratic
institutions.
Let's meet our candidates, shall we?
First is incumbent president,
Brock Slaney.
Next, we have varsity basketball captain,
Marcus Henderson, no relation.
And finally, Morris L. Tibbs,
"member of the Piedmont basketball team,
"Spanish Club, Drama Society,
Chess Club, Model United Nations Club,
and jazz ballet ensemble."
Since when is he in all those clubs?
Since lunch.
And I can prove it.
From topics submitted by the Piedmont
student body, we've selected questions.
-Aw! Ohh!
-Aw!
For each question, each candidate will
give a two minute response.
Then they'll have the opportunity for
a two minute rebuttal,
followed by a one minute reply.
To determine which of our challengers
answers first, we'll flip a coin.
-I'll call it.
-Now, why can't I call it?
Because you'll cheat.
And you'll lie.
Did you just do this to me, Brah?
Maybe.
You know something? You a big, old
waterhead. What you want to do, huh?
What you want to do, man?
I'll bite you like Tyson.
Mo, this is not presidential!
You're blowing our chances!
You got no--
-Aah!
-Aah!
Watch it! Little kid! Little kid!
Whoa!
Leave me alone!
Get off my brother! Get off me.
Yeah, Mrs. Tibbs?
It's T.J. Is Morris there?
Oh. Can you tell him I wanted to go play
laser tag tomorrow?
My treat.
Yeah, T.J.
It's spelled like it sounds.
Thanks.
You just got in a big fight at school.
You're not going to play laser tag,
unless you can play it
in your room without lasers.
But this is all part of my plan
to get Marcus and Mo talking again.
Didn't your last plan get you a black eye?
From now on, all plans go through Dad.
Okay, but here's how I figure it.
Mo will go to the mall to play laser tag.
Meanwhile, I'll tell Marcus
that Shannon called
and she wants to meet him
at Wet & Wild to pick out swimsuits.
Okay.
Here's the beauty part.
In order to get in Wet & Wild,
you have to pass right by laser tag
where Mo will turn and say, "Marcus!"
And then Marcus will turn and say,
"Yo, what's up, Mo?"
And before you know it,
everything will be back to normal.
Haven't you learned anything this week?
You're trying to manipulate people again.
Yeah, but it's for a good cause.
It always starts out for
a good cause, T.J.
Now all you wanted to do is get money
for the Science Club.
Did you get the money?
No.
And did you ruin a friendship?
Yeah.
Then now is not the time
to be clever, son.
Now's the time to be honest.
Come here.
Now, you need to go downstairs
and go and tell Marcus and then tell Mo
that the reason that they're at
each other's throats
is because you manipulated them
and used them.
But I already have one black eye.
But at least this time,
they'll be mad at the right guy.
I may need this one too.
[knocking on door]
Hey.
What's up?
I'm just returning your Milli Vanilli CD.
Man, you borrowed this
in the fourth grade.
Yeah.
So, what you watching?
I don't know. Something about some girl.
Oh.
Want to check it out?
I guess so.
-Is that the girl?
-Yep.
Oh, that's what's-her-face.
Yeah, she was in that thing that we saw.
Oh, listen, I'm glad
you guys are both here!
There's something I have to tell you.
This is all my fault and I was thinking
about me and what I wanted to do,
so I did whatever I could to turn you guys
against each other to get it.
So if you want to pound on me, that's okay
as long as you guys will be friends again.
You want to pound on him?
Yeah.
But let's give him a head start first.
-Go.
-Go.
Okay.
Tyra, Naomi or what's-her-face?
-All three.
-You the man.
[T.J.] Hey, Dad.
What're you doing up there?
[T.J.] Shh! they're looking for me.
Who is?
[T.J.] Marcus and Mo.
They're going to give me a b*at down.
-They went to a movie.
-[T.J.] When?
Two hours ago. Now come down from there.
[T.J.] You're in on it.
They're right there.
I know they're right there.
-Goodnight, son.
-[T.J.] Dad?
Can you bring me a sandwich
and some bug spray?
Dad?
[clapper]
I'm never working for this guy, again.
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T.J. Henderson, who moves from being an elementary school student in the fourth grade to a high school student in the tenth grade, attending the same school as his two elder siblings.
T.J. Henderson, who moves from being an elementary school student in the fourth grade to a high school student in the tenth grade, attending the same school as his two elder siblings.