Here you go.
Thanks, Dad. Now, will you please leave?
None of the other guys have their Dads
helping them. It's kind of embarrassing.
Boy, you are in a penguin suit.
Alright everybody, gather round.
Come on, let's go.
Now we are going up against
the Buchanan Sharks tonight.
I think we got a good chance
of coming out of here with a win.
So remember, a winning attitude starts
the minute you hit that court.
-Is everybody focused?
-[all] Yeah!
Alright! Penguin Pete, lead us out there.
Let's kick some shark butt.
Go, Penguins!
I knew I should have given
this job to the fat kid.
Guys? Guys? A little help here, people!
[whistle blows]
♪ Another slice of the life
Of Master T.J. Henderson ♪
♪ Super intelligent,
A fine young gentleman ♪
♪ A -year-old whiz kid
Bustin' high school ♪
♪A pugnacious little shorty
With a thousand IQ ♪
♪ He's got a way with the ladies
And he's keepin' it real ♪
♪ Your favorite little study buddy
He knows the deal ♪
♪ That he's still just a kid
On the ball, very clever ♪
♪ You can say that he's bright
Brainy, gifted, whatever ♪
♪ Your brother is smart ♪
♪ He's a smart guy ♪
♪ Smart guy ♪
♪ Smart guy ♪
♪ He's a smart guy ♪
[crowd] Oh!
That's alright. That's okay.
We're gonna b*at 'em anyway.
Whoo! Whoo!
Those poor, sad girls.
Waving shredded paper, crying out,
"Look at me! Look at me!"
So I take it you're not regretting
your decision to quit cheerleading.
Not at all, Dad.
I mean, you think you're
being appreciated,
but the truth is you're just being ogled
by a bunch of boys
waiting for your skirt to fly up.
Which boys?
The whole experience is demeaning.
Whoo!
Go Penguins! Go Penguins! Go Penguins!
Energy, people!
Reflex.
Oh, come on, ladies!
A little hustle, huh? A little hustle!
You know, coach, those guys
are kind of big and slow.
If we run a zone at them, we can get some
steals and score on some fast breaks.
Son, I've had prostate trouble
longer than you've been alive.
You do your job and I'll do mine.
Gotcha! Go Penguins.
Alright! Alright! Let's go.
Hustle up, fellas!
That's okay, guys.
We'll get 'em in the second half.
Hey, Marcus, you still want to go
to that party after the game?
Ha! No doubt.
I got to have some fun tonight.
You driving?
-I got shotgun, man.
-I got armrest in back.
Oh, no, no.
See, this party
is for the ballplayers, not birds.
Yeah. So after the game,
you fly south, man.
Shows you what you know.
The penguin is a flightless bird.
So walk.
Alright, this isn't the end of the world.
It's not like we haven't been down before.
We've been down a lot before.
In fact, we've been down most
of my career,
which is no reason to hang
your head and give up...
to act like a loser even if losing
has become a way of life.
Because if I've learned
anything in my years,
it is that you lose more than you win.
You lose basketball games,
you lose your hair.
You lose your one sh*t
at a college coaching job
because maybe you had a little nip
before the interview
just to calm your nerves.
-Where's he going with this?
-Don't worry. He's building.
But no matter how much you lose,
you tell yourself you have always
got your family...
until one day, at halftime of another game
you don't have a prayer of winning,
you get a note from your wife
telling you not to bother to come home...
that she has shipped off
your clothes to a Days Inn in Bethesda.
Okay, now I'm lost.
But finally, you decide
you're not gonna lose anymore
because you're not gonna play.
You're just going to go
and get in your El Camino
and drive until you get to a place
where they never even heard of basketball!
Do you think he's coming back?
[car speeds away]
Unh-uh. I don't think he's comin' back.
-Hey, , where's your coach?
-Bethesda.
Is your principal around?
What's the matter?
Coach Gerber blew a head gasket and quit.
Oh, well, I saw that coming.
Alright I'm afraid, no coach,
I'm going to have to declare a forfeit.
No, no, no, please.
You can't do that now. Come on.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
But Section Three of the District
of Columbia Athletic rules
supplement explicitly states
that if the coach
of one team becomes incapacitated,
the team may select a temporary
coach to finish the game.
Oh, yeah, right, uh, but I believe
your principal has to approve that.
Oh, hey, as long as I don't have
to fill out any forms,
I'm all for it.
Alright, Piedmont, you have
one minute to pick a coach.
[blows]
Way to go, brainiac.
Let's do this quickly
before he figures out that I made it up.
-You made up that rule?
-I made up the whole book.
Well, anyway, we have one
minute to pick a new coach
and I think we all know who
that should be.
Well, if you insist.
Man, I'm talking about me! Why you?
-Because coach made me captain.
-Well, coach is nuts.
I could do it. My Mom says
people admire me.
-I don't admire you.
-Guys, guys, shut up!
Look, just get out there
and run the Green Dakota offense.
Now, who made you coach?
No, no, no, that's
a good call, okay? Green Dakota.
Yeah, you think it's a good call
'cause you Dakota.
Mo, we need Marcus
to start taking some threes.
Then when they start double-teaming him,
that clears the middle for Blue Montana.
Blue Montana-- oh, that's me.
Alright, there, penguin boy,
you the coach.
Let's do this. Come on!
Yeah!
Remember, Green Dakota!
Is T.J. coaching the team?
No. He's just repeating
whatever the coach told him to do.
-Where's the coach?
-[whistle blows]
On "D" red five!
[whistle blows]
[whistle blows]
Come on, guys, let's run Blue Hawaii!
[buzzer]
I hate to stop your little party,
but you guys lost.
Yeah, brother, but only by three points.
Boogie!
Whoo!
Great coaching, little man.
Yeah, man, what a comeback!
From down by to only three.
Man, if you were coaching
from the beginning,
we would have won by...
carry the two, minus the five. [murmuring]
Don't hurt yourself, Mo.
Hey, it looks now like the coach has
earned himself
an ice cream on the way home.
Are you kidding? No, no, no.
This little man is kicking it with the
players tonight. Really? You guys?
-Hey, man, you can ride shotgun.
-Alright!
Wait, wait. I called shotgun.
Man, I called shotgun.
Hey, Dad!
Well, it's about time.
I was starting to worry about you guys.
Yeah, we closed down that Dairy Queen.
Well, I'm wiped. Wake me for lunch.
Good night. Good game.
Hey, look, man,
I ain't gonna tell you no more, okay?
Stop doing that.
Uh, excuse me.
But isn't your bed upstairs, too?
I can't sleep.
I'm still riding that near-win high
and those chocolate-dipped
ice cream cones.
Look.
-So it was a good party?
-I was the man.
They said I was the best coach they ever
had and I should coach
the rest of the season.
Well, I can see how you can get
kind of cocky when you only lose by three.
Hey, look, I'm happy for you
and I want you to enjoy it.
Just don't get your hopes up, okay?
-I won't.
-Alright.
Time for bed, buddy. Let's do it.
[groans]
Red Auerbach, Pat Riley,
Phil Jackson, T.J. "The Man" Henderson.
Thank you.
[yawns]
Good day, gentlemen.
I want to congratulate all of you
on your least humiliating defeat
in the past three seasons.
And I'm happy to say that
we have found our new coach, Mr. Lebeau!
Damn!
Mr. Lebeau? But he's a French teacher.
[ speaking French ] Allo.
Oh, it reeks in here.
This must be a joke.
You have to have a faculty adviser, okay?
And Mr. Lebeau has a very,
very impressive sporting background.
He's a bicyclist.
A few years ago,
I rode the Tour de France.
It's a-- it's a really big bicycle race...
in France.
Let's get this over with.
Alright, this is a technique
from my bicycling days.
Morris, you are the big man.
So as we run down the court,
you are in the front cutting
through the wind resistance.
The other four are tucked in close behind.
Tuck, tuck. Tuck, tuck.
And they are pulled along in your draft.
Now run.
[speaking French] Vite! Vite!
[speaking French] Sacré bleu.
What a waste of my time.
You know, Mr. Lebeau,
you probably have other things to do.
But why don't you let me help you
out a little with the coaching?
-In what way?
-Just there to back you up,
you know, whisper plays in your ear.
You'll hardly know I'm there.
That was traveling, ref! Come on!
He looked like he was
running to catch a bus!
Back door! Marcus, back door! Time out!
[whistle blows]
Marcus, get over here!
What's up?
Marcus, when I say "back door,"
don't look at me,
look at the guy you're guarding.
He's the one blowing by scoring
all the easy lay-ups.
Man, lighten up. We're actually winning.
And I want to keep it that way.
Grab some pine. Rosswell, you're in.
Boy, I'm gonn--
Come on, guys! Let's see
some intensity out there!
So you actually believed him when he said
he was just gonna help with the coaching?
Oh, be quiet, honey. Daddy has a headache.
Great game, T.J. Big win.
T.J., how about a couple of
quick questions
for the school paper?
Always happy to talk to the press.
Okay, in a game and a half,
you've managed to turn this team around.
How does it feel to be one and one?
Technically that loss was Coach Gerber's.
Check your facts, babe.
Just look at him. Look at him
taking credit for our win.
And after making a bonehead move
like benching me in the fourth quarter.
Me!
Now he walking and talking
like he some kind of coaching wizard.
Doesn't that just burn you up?
Um... no.
I didn't take notes in History
'cause I didn't want
to sprain my sh**ting wrist.
You could always borrow my notes,
if it'll help the team.
All I'm saying is we're the players.
We're the ones crashing the boards.
And we're the ones getting all the honey,
so get over it.
I'm thinking maybe we can look
over your notes at a movie tonight.
I know Tina would love
to study with Marcus.
Could he come too?
Oh, I'm over it. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah.
-Come on!
-[T.J.] You guys hold up.
-Hey, what's up, coach?
-Here's the new plays.
Review them at lunch
and we'll go over them
this afternoon at practice.
Then we'll have a nice light
salad for dinner
and go over game tapes
and at : , it's jammies
on and lights out.
You know what? There is
so much wrong with what you just said.
I don't know where to start.
Listen, T.J., Marcus and me
may have to miss your little
slumber party, okay?
'Cause we're going to have
a little jammy jam of our own going on.
Oh! okay. If this schedule is too tough,
we don't have to practice at all.
Then we'll start losing again.
See if the girls want
to "jammy jam" with you then.
Now what you doing arguing
with the coach for, huh?
Hey, listen, man.
Look, we're winners now.
And I don't know about you guys,
but I'm gonna do whatever it takes
to keep winning.
[girl] T.J.!
[blows]
[blows]
[blows]
[blows]
[blows]
[blows]
Coach, you are k*lling us.
Our conditioning is terrible.
Last game we got outscored
to in the fourth quarter.
But we won.
And winning is good.
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
But winning is why we're here. Right?
Actually, I'm here for the sportsmanship
and the good-natured sense of camaraderie.
Go home, son.
Any other sportsmen here?
No.
T.J., what's the basketball team
doing here at : in the morning?
Squat thrusts. Go!
Don't you think you're pushing
them a little hard, son?
Dad, it's not me, it's them.
They want to be champions
no matter what it takes.
See, the thing is about being a coach,
is sometimes you got to know
where to draw the line.
Gotcha, Dad.
[blows whistle]
Okay, guys, forget that eight mile run,
huh?
Make it seven.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
I was thinking more like
an orange juice break.
In the kitchen, fellas.
You better get out the way, man.
Daddy!
[knock on door]
-It's always open.
-Can I talk to you for a second, coach?
Sure.
I have a problem.
Is it girl trouble, son?
No, nothing like that.
Good.
Have a seat.
I flunked my Geometry exam.
Oh, Mo.
You know you can't play
unless you pass that class.
I know. So I was thinking,
if you could study with me
a couple hours every night,
it could bring the grade up.
I guess I could. It's just that I got game
tapes to look at, new plays to diagram.
And there's this kid in junior
high I wanted to check out.
Hmm. But what are we gonna do?
'Cause the game is Friday.
Let me talk to Mrs. Lang.
I'm sure we can work things out.
Are you trying to pressure me
to give Morris a better grade?
Not much better.
I'm simply concerned about the self esteem
of an earnest, hardworking, young man.
Then Morris shouldn't sleep in class.
Great. Then we have a deal.
Morris stays awake, you give him a "C."
Come on, ladies, let's hustle!
Yay. Whoo. Go team.
Boy, they're a little out of sync, huh?
Out of sync?
They're weak.
They put the big girl in front,
they blew the pyramid
and Miss Thing's legs aren't shaved.
So I take it you're not talking
about the basketball team.
Dad, somebody's got to do something.
I thought cheerleading was demeaning.
It is when you're doing it properly.
Come on, ref! He got butchered!
[buzzer]
Oh, man!
Tommy, can I talk to you for a second?
That's the third call you've blown.
You're k*lling us.
It's halftime. Shouldn't you be
in the locker room?
Shouldn't you be doing your job?
Look, when I see 'em, I'll call 'em.
Yeah? Well, when are you going
to start seeing 'em?
You know, I never spanked a coach before.
But one more word out of you
and your behind is mine.
The coach seems kind of intense.
Yeah, well, he gets caught up
in the emotion
'cause he wants to win the game.
But I think he knows there's a line
that he can't cross.
He bribed a teacher.
That'd be crossing the line.
I just spoke to Mrs. Lang.
He leaned on her to pass a failing student
so he could stay on the team.
Boy, he did that for Mo?
I mean, I'm just assuming that it's Mo.
Would you excuse me, please?
That was pathetic!
What does it take to wake you guys up?
Do I have to throw something?
Give me that!
Number is k*lling us.
How many does he have?
[speaking French] Quatorze.
[speaking French] Quatorze! You hear that?
[speaking French] Quatorze!
Marcus, I want you to take him out.
I hope you mean, like, to dinner
and a movie.
I mean out of the game.
You mean you want me to hurt him?
Man, I can't hurt him.
That dude's been left back three times.
He has a beard. He'll hurt me.
Am I the only one in this room
who wants to win?
No.
You're just the only one
that wants to win that badly.
Dad, this is for team members only.
You're not on the team anymore.
I'm pulling you out of the game.
What? You can't do that. I'm the coach.
Oh, but it just so happens that in Section
Three of the District
of Columbia Athletic Supplement,
it states that the Father of a
power-mad, -year-old coach
can remove said coach
and ground him at his discretion.
[sing song] Coach is in trouble.
Coach is in trouble.
Mr. Lebeau, you're on your own.
Alright, boys, Peloton formation,
huh? Morris in front.
Run. [in French] Vite! Vite!
I can't believe you
would embarrass me like that.
Oh and I can't believe
what you would do to win.
I mean, you run your team ragged,
you tell your brother to push
a button on a guy
and you lean on a teacher for a grade?
She was gonna flunk Mo.
So help him study. Don't help him skate.
That's what the T.J.
I used to know, would have done.
I mean, when did winning
get to be so important?
It's important to everybody.
This school is finally a winner
and everybody likes a winner.
You think that's the only reason
they like you, T.J.?
You don't get invited to many parties
because you can calculate Pi
to ten decimal places.
Look, T.J., high school
is not a popularity contest.
What school did you go to?
Okay, you're right. It is.
But the trick is to be liked
for who you are,
not for what you can do for them.
But I like being the hero.
The first time you lose,
you'll be the goat.
Actually, I'll be the penguin again.
T.J., being a coach takes more than
running drills and making up plays.
You've got to motivate people.
You've got to inspire them to be better.
Kind of like what you're doing right now?
Yeah. Only I don't get the free shoes.
So I'm not the coach anymore?
Maybe when you're a little older.
You know, when you can handle
the pressures of coaching
and still conduct yourself
with dignity and grace.
Oh, you mean like Bobby Knight,
the chair-throwing coach of Indiana?
I'm gonna talk to him too.
And Mike Ditka?
I'll get his number from Bobby.
And what about Lou Piniella?
Well, see now, actually, he's mellowed.
I would like to thank T.J.
for helping out during my absence,
Principal Maldonado for giving
me another sh*t at coaching
and the Teachers' Union for making
it virtually impossible to fire me
without ironclad evidence
that I did commit a felony.
I have come back here
with a new sense of commitment.
Because people do come back...
like my wife.
Because you see, fellas,
a -year-old woman,
with a backside the size of Delaware,
doesn't exactly have the fellas lining up
at TGI Friday's.
[narrator]
I'm never working for this guy again.
02x03 - Below the Rim
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T.J. Henderson, who moves from being an elementary school student in the fourth grade to a high school student in the tenth grade, attending the same school as his two elder siblings.
T.J. Henderson, who moves from being an elementary school student in the fourth grade to a high school student in the tenth grade, attending the same school as his two elder siblings.