Alright, class.
Now that you've been paired off,
These are the scenarios for each team.
Well, well, if it isn't the tardy boys.
I'm very sorry we're late, sir,
but my ride decided to take
a small detour.
It was an emergency.
Following Salt 'n Peppa's tour bus
for blocks is not an emergency.
I was just assigning our new exercise
in modern life management skills,
which will equip you with the tools
you'll need to survive
in the world outside these hallowed halls.
I told you we wasn't missing nothing.
Now, it's a little awkward, but
since you're the only two students left,
you'll have to be paired off.
I hope you don't mind.
Me and brainiac working together?
No, I don't mind.
Do you mind? I don't mind.
Good.
For the next two weeks, you will act
as husband and wife.
I mind.
This assignment isn't about intimacy.
It's about marriage.
Now, each of our couples will
balance a household budget,
raise a family, share responsibilities.
All I know is I'm not
going to be the wife.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
Uh-huh. It's your fault we're late.
Oops. Honeymoon's over. [chuckles]
You know, sometimes the simplest solution
is just to flip a coin.
Call it in the air, dear.
Heads, sweetie.
Yes! Tails! I win!
I'm the husband, and you're the wife.
I hope you're not expecting me
to pick that up,
'cause I am not your maid.
♪ Another slice of the life
Of Master T.J. Henderson ♪
♪ Super-intelligent,
A fine young gentleman ♪
♪ A -year-old whiz kid
Bustin' high school ♪
♪ A pugnacious little shorty
With a thousand I.Q. ♪
♪ He's got a way with the ladies ♪
♪ And he's keepin' it real ♪
♪ Your favorite little study buddy
He knows the deal ♪
♪ That he's still just a kid
On the ball, very clever ♪
♪ You can say that he's bright
Brainy, gifted, whatever ♪
♪ Your brother is smart ♪
♪ He's a smart guy ♪
♪ Smart guy ♪
♪ Smart guy ♪
♪ He's a smart guy ♪
Okay. Our first assignment
is to make a budget for
our household necessities.
Fine. Make us up a budget.
Just make sure you put cable in there.
I want every ESPN they got.
ESPN is not a necessity.
It is if you don't want
your wife to throw you out the window.
Fine. I'll make up the budget,
but you have to go to the market
and price groceries.
Why do I have to do the shopping?
Why can't I be at work?
Because the assignment says
we're a single-income family.
Husband works.
Is that all you make?
Look, if I don't have a job of my own,
Then what am I supposed to do all day?
Watch the kids.
Kids? We got kids?
Rayshawn is in grade school,
and Jada is an infant.
That's a bag of flour.
Careful how you talk to our daughter.
Aw, that makes me an uncle!
That's it. I'm outta here.
Whoa. You're forgetting baby Jada.
The assignment says you have to feed her,
change her,
and stay up with her if she gets sick.
Don't you start that crying now, you hear?
So, why wasn't I invited to the wedding?
What, are you ashamed of your own brother?
There was no wedding,
and yes, I am ashamed of you.
Oh, good. You're both here.
Since, we all share a bathroom,
let me share this with you.
T.J., you're a genius, so you'll probably
get this on the first try.
Watch carefully.
Got it?
What's her problem?
Something about toilet paper.
I really couldn't follow it.
Isn't she going away this weekend?
I hope so.
[Yvette] Who used up my shampoo?
I did.
So what are you gonna be doing over
this long weekend?
Inventing some problems
for non-commutative algebra. And you?
Buying a hat.
I am sick of you using my stuff!
And I'm sick of having
to make my way through an obstacle course
of dirty clothes, shoes, and magazines
to get to my shower.
-Very sorry.
-Sorry.
Very sorry
-Are you sorry?
-About what?
Hey, where's my Car and Drivers magazine?
Oh, I left it in the bathroom.
Listen, you have to start learning
how to respect other people's stuff.
[T.J. humming]
[Yvette] T.J.!
[T.J.] Hey, I'm just picking up in here,
just like you asked.
Ha ha. See how I turned that on her?
T.J., your behind is mine!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Hey, hey, hey! Now let-- hey!
Aah!
Dad! She's gonna k*ll me!
I'm not gonna k*ll him. I'm just gonna
hurt him a little.
Grape juice. $ shirt.
You know what? I've had it with them.
I'm trying to get ready
for my leadership retreat,
And they are being rude,
inconsiderate, filthy pigs!
What's going on here?
Marcus was the one that used her shampoo.
You're the one that walked in on her.
Well, look. I know you aren't complaining
about the bathroom,
'cause I done told you all that I'm tired
of hearing about the bathroom.
Would it k*ll you to clean the tub?
Why don't you clean it?
You're the one sitting in there all day.
Just talking to myself here, aren't I?
Dad! Nobody in this house
respects me or my things.
See? That's my thing.
See what I'm talking about here?
Ow!
Hey, hey, no hitting here.
She's a madwoman. You gotta lock her up.
Hey, you guys have got
to be more considerate of your sister.
Hah! If you ask me,
I think what we have here
is a case of the monthly
hormonal overreacts.
Go ahead. Hit him.
Oh, forget it.
You know, I find it ironic
that on a weekend that I'm being honored
for my achievement
in leadership and spunk,
I am the subject of scorn and indignity
in my own house.
I'm getting on that bus
in an hour, and I may never come back!
Alright!
All these years of hard work
have finally paid off.
Kitchen, now.
Come on, Pops. Yvette doesn't get treated
any differently
than anyone else in this house.
That's exactly the problem.
Yvette's not one of the boys.
Now, she's a young woman,
and she needs her privacy.
So you guys are gonna have to change
your behavior
and start being more considerate.
Never gonna work.
Yeah. We're guys.
Yeah. I suggest we get her a nice gift.
How about some candy?
Almond roca? That's my favorite.
Buying your sister some candy
and then eating it,
is not going to appease her.
Now, you guys are gonna
have to be more considerate.
Hey, we try, but it's three people
in one bathroom.
Yeah, and there's only one
in your bathroom.
In math, we call that
a disproportionate ratio.
Well, in Floyd's house, we call that
the way it's gonna stay.
Look, Pop, it'd just be easier
if you just built me a new bathroom.
You? Why you? I'm the one who never
gets any hot water.
That actually might work.
I mean, that storage room up there,
we could open it up into an attic space.
Wait a minute and it's right above
the kitchen,
so running the pipes up there
would be pretty simple.
-It'll increase the value of the house.
-Alright!
But it's not for you or for you.
This is where I'll be,
this is the phone numbers.
I'll be back in five days, maybe.
Hold on, honey.
Come on, you guys.
We got something we wanted to tell you.
Look, we're real sorry
about what happened.
Right, guys?
And we think the best solution
would be to build you your own bathroom.
In this house?
Yeah. You know that closet right upstairs,
we can open it up into
a whole new bathroom.
That is such a great idea.
Thank you!
Wow!
-My own bathroom.
-[car horn honks]
Alright, well, in that case,
I'll be back.
See you later, everybody.
[all sigh]
Alright, we'll get started on that new
bathroom tomorrow.
We?
Yeah. This bathroom's gonna be built
by Henderson and sons.
What, you got some other sons that we
don't know about?
Hey, look. You got a long weekend
just like she does.
But, Pop, I got plans!
He's gonna buy a hat.
It'd better be a hard hat.
Uh, can I help?
Well, of course you can.
But I mean really help?
I don't want to get stuck figuring out
load and displacement figures.
I want a hammer. Do I get the hammer?
Yes. You can hammer.
Alright! Let's go bust a wall!
Ohh!
Here's the calculations
on how much the floor under the shower
needs to be reinforced.
Anything else? 'cause I got my hammer.
No. Not right now.
Marcus, you need any nails pounded?
No. I got this covered.
That's it!
You promised me I could hammer,
and I haven't hammered once in two days.
Now, I'd better see some nails
pretty soon, or I'm going after toes.
This board needs to be hammered right now.
Can you help me?
I'd be happy to.
Ooh!
T.J., you busy?
As per our assignment,
I went to the market and did the shopping.
I was able to save us a few dollars
by buying store brands.
I figured the more money we save,
the better grade we get.
Mm-hmm. "Diapers, paper towels." good.
"Cat food"?
We do not have a cat.
It has half off.
Besides, I think the kid
should have a pet.
I think that's a decision
we should've made together.
Well, one of us wasn't there
to consult with.
Where are the kids? Where's baby Jada?
In the car.
In the car!
What sort of a mother are you?
I left the window cracked.
It's freezing out there.
She's got a coat on.
I'm tired of you second-guessing me
all the time.
Should we leave?
Dad, I can handle this.
Can we talk about this later?
I'm trying to build a bathroom here.
And I am trying to manage a household
with two kids on a limited budget.
What, is that not important?
I never said that!
That's what you meant.
You are not the same person I started
this assignment with.
I gotta go to Gymboree.
Ohh!
I like this color.
It's vibrant.
Yeah.
In fact, we put on the hardware
and finish paintin',
and we got ourselves
a first-rate bathroom.
Yes!
[door opens and closes]
[Yvette] Hello! Anybody home?
We're up here, honey.
This is gonna be great.
I can't wait to see the look on her face.
Hah. She's gonna love it.
[whistling]
Hey, what's everybody doing up here?
You remember that bathroom
we promised you?
Yeah.
♪ Ta-da ♪
So what do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
You built it already.
Yeah. We wanted to surprise you.
♪ Ta-da ♪
So you haven't told us what you think.
What do you think?
It's nice, really nice.
It's great, isn't it?
Oh, yeah! Thank you all.
"Thank you all"?
After all the hard work we put into this,
that's it?
She said it was nice.
That means she likes it.
No, son. In Woman-speak, "nice"
means she hated it.
She hated it?
Where's my hammer?
T.J. Around?
Yeah. He's upstairs in the new bathroom.
Workin'. Why am I not surprised?
Mock married life not agreeing with you?
We just goin' through some things.
You alright?
I'm fine.
You don't sound fine.
[sighs] It's just they went ahead and
built me a bathroom while I was gone.
Without talking to you?
Yes!
When they told me about the bathroom,
I was so excited, right?
I told all my friends at the retreat.
We talked about tiles and wallpaper
and pedestal sinks.
I even drew up a little
floor plan for what it would look like.
Mmm. Claw-foot tubs. Those are nice.
Great for soaking.
I'll never know.
You want some tea?
Please. You have any honey?
Mm-hmm.
You know, I don't want
to sound ungrateful.
I mean, they went to so much trouble,
and I know their hearts
were in the right place.
It's just that their fixtures weren't.
[watch alarm beeps]
Men. You know, they do
what they want to do,
and then they expect you
to be happy about it.
I hear ya.
You know, I wanted to send our Jada
to a private school,
but T.J. says that we can't afford it.
Let one of them new--
Let one of them new PCs come out,
new little joysticks on it.
He'll be runnin' to stand in line
to spend all our little bit of money.
You know, for the first time, I really
feel like we understand each other.
-Really?
-Hmm
Would you like to get together
again tomorrow?
Aren't you married?
He does his thing. I do mine.
Well, I don't want to be a home wrecker.
You're a good girl.
When you see them, would you tell them
I went to study at Tammie's?
So "nice" means she hates it?
Yes, and "thank you all"
means "I couldn't be more disappointed."
What does she do when she really
likes something?
She cries.
I just don't get women.
You most certainly don't.
You built Yvette a bathroom,
without stopping to consider what
Yvette might have wanted.
Hey, she wanted a bathroom, so we gave
her a bathroom.
But not one that look like this.
That's a little drawing she made
of her dream bathroom,
The one she'll never see.
Oh, boy. We really blew it.
She wanted a tub instead of a shower,
a pedestal sink, a vanity.
All I wanted was a hat.
Life is full of disappointments.
But you know what?
It's not too late to fix this.
All we gotta do is roll up our sleeves
and get to work.
We've been working!
We already built her one bathroom.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
How would you k*ll Yvette?
-wheeler, right through her room.
Can I ride shotgun?
I hope I'm not interrupting
anything important.
Oh. Hi, Mo.
Huh. Surprised you remember my name.
You know what? This sound like some Ike
and Tina turner stuff.
I'm gonna get me something to drink.
Look, I know I haven't
been around much lately.
It's just this job's taking
a lot longer than we thought.
Is that any reason to dump all the work
on me?
Look, we've been puttin in tubs all day,
and I'm b*at.
I didn't even come here to argue, okay?
Being the mom was tough enough,
But now I gotta be the father, too?
This is not how I pictured this going.
Just hang on. It'll be over soon.
Whatever.
Look, I spoke to Mr. Militich.
About what?
He said that if we can't
work out our problems,
I could, uh, finish the assignment
as a single parent.
You're leaving me?
Oh, ho ho. Well, now
I've got your attention.
Look, can't we talk this out?
You have visitation rights!
I drew it up with this schedule
Along with my request for child support.
Peace!
He's not gettin' a dime.
I went to eight different paint stores,
and I finally found sunrise salmon.
Imagine my delight.
So did you guys install the tub?
Yeah, yeah, but I left
T.J. and Mo upstairs.
They're having some kind
of domestic situation.
Another one?
That's a shame.
I hate to think about that little
bag of flour growin' up without a daddy.
[creaking]
Did you hear something?
Like a creaking sound?
Probably just the pipes.
No, that's not the pipes.
It's the floor.
Did you reinforce the boards
under the tub?
Yeah. Days ago.
No, no, no. Not where the shower was,
where the tub is now.
Oh, that? No.
So the boards aren't reinforced?
Uh-uh.
[creaking louder]
Well, in that case... run!
Wow!
And don't bother chasing after me.
My mind's made up.
Are you okay?
Can I do it again?
Boy, that's a big ol' hole.
Well, we had a little mishap.
Yeah, with your stinkin' bath tub.
I don't have a bathtub!
You do now.
♪ Ta-da ♪
Why did you get me a tub?
'cause of your stinkin' drawing.
We took out the stinkin' shower
and put in a stinkin' tub,
but we forgot to reinforce
the stinkin' floor,
so it fell through,
and it's all your fault
because you said the bathroom was... nice.
Thanks for explaining that.
Look, Mo showed us your drawing,
so we went back and did your bathroom
the way you wanted it.
You did it again?
Yeah. We fixed it--
I mean, sort of.
You just don't get it.
No. What I don't get is
why we're doing so much work
for so little appreciation.
Fine! I appreciate it.
It's a dream come true.
Now I can wash my hair and baste a turkey
at the same time!
Yvette, don't keep walkin'
when I'm talkin' to you.
Now, your brothers and I
have worked very hard,
and I don't think
we deserve this attitude.
Look, I am very grateful that you built me
a bathroom, I really am.
I just wish I could have had
some say in it.
You did have some say in it.
We followed your plan to the letter.
But you did it without me.
You didn't include me in any of it.
You just went ahead and fixed the problem.
Yvette, I'm your father. That's my job.
It may be your job for T.J.,
and it's certainly your job for Marcus,
but I'm not a little girl anymore.
I'm , and I have thoughts and opinions
that need to be counted.
When did you get to be ?
I'll be in nine months.
I don't guess there's anything I can do
to talk you out of it.
Afraid not.
We're both gonna have to live with it.
I told the boys they were gonna have
to treat you differently,
because you're a girl.
And I guess I really wasn't ready
to treat you differently,
because you're a woman.
Well... it doesn't have
to be that different.
Just don't make decisions for me.
Make them with me.
Okay.
So where do you think
we ought to put that tub?
Upstairs.
Okay. Now, I painted this wall with
the new peachier salmon.
Did you do that wall over there?
No. That's still old pink salmon.
Can't you tell?
No, but Yvette can tell.
How do you like it, honey?
It's perfect.
I mean, once you paint
that wall over there.
Told ya.
It's everything I always wanted.
Thank you for putting up
with all these changes.
You're the greatest family
anybody could ever have.
I love you all.
[crying]
-That means she likes it, right?
-Right.
Well, we did do a great job.
You know, I was looking at Yvette's room.
She could probably use
a couple of shelves.
Maybe we can build them for her.
Yeah. That probably
wouldn't take too long.
We could surprise her!
That's the idea.
So what's the biggest problem
you've been having as a couple?
He's changed!
He's not the person he was
when we started out.
Well, when we started out,
I was dependent on you.
But when you abandoned
your responsibilities,
I found a strength in me
I did not know I had.
Look, I promise I can change.
He's just trying to save his grade
'cause we all know who's pullin' the "A"
in this marriage.
But how's it gonna look?
People expect me to excel.
I have an image to maintain.
You know what saddens me the most?
That through all this,
you've learned nothing.
You know, there is a singles group
that meets in the cafeteria on Tuesdays.
[clapper] I'm never working
for this guy again.
02x12 - Men Working Badly
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T.J. Henderson, who moves from being an elementary school student in the fourth grade to a high school student in the tenth grade, attending the same school as his two elder siblings.
T.J. Henderson, who moves from being an elementary school student in the fourth grade to a high school student in the tenth grade, attending the same school as his two elder siblings.